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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Having been a seasoned swinger now for the best part of 4 months. In that time i've noticed that a lot of the men on here have large penisis...demonstrated by holding them next to deodorant cans or sky remote controls. Unfortunately my pubes are actually longer than my willy... ladies would that put you off ?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Have you heard of scissors?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you heard of scissors?"

You want to make his cock even smaller.

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By *evils-couple13Couple
over a year ago

Neath


"Have you heard of scissors?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get one of those mini cans of you get on aeroplanes to put alongside mine

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Have you heard of scissors?

You want to make his cock even smaller. "

I'm not that much of a monster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you heard of scissors?

You want to make his cock even smaller. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too much pepper is a turn off apparently.

Less is more when seasoning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Having been a seasoned swinger now for the best part of 4 months. In that time i've noticed that a lot of the men on here have large penisis...demonstrated by holding them next to deodorant cans or sky remote controls. Unfortunately my pubes are actually longer than my willy... ladies would that put you off ? "

Dunno about the ladies, but seeing those fucking anacondas all over the place doesn't do a bloke's self-confidence any good at all

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Ooooh can I plait it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you heard of scissors?"

DIY circumcision??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ok not keen on cutting my knob off....

The mini can could work... where's Jeremy Beadle when you need someone to hold your togger for a picture.. . ( for anyone under 30 he was a tv star with one very small hand)

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By *ntrepid ExplorersCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

I reckon the username will stop many people even checking the profile in the first place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Too much pepper is a turn off apparently.

Less is more when seasoning "

Love your profile

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Good lord no. I'm very fond of tiny baby birds snuggled up in a nest.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ok seems 50/50 to trim or not to trim...how about I gave the old boy a mohican and shave the balls ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok seems 50/50 to trim or not to trim...how about I gave the old boy a mohican and shave the balls ? "

Maybe just trim one side and leave the other fully grown.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Dude , seriously, first thing .

Change your username ...

Then try and write a little bit about yourself so people can see who you are

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ok seems 50/50 to trim or not to trim...how about I gave the old boy a mohican and shave the balls ?

Maybe just trim one side and leave the other fully grown. "

Hmmm. It crossed my mind .. I spose at the end of the day if i don't like it, I could just shave it all off and get a small tea cosey to keep him warm...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not really seeing how OP's name is worse than half the others posting to this thread, mine included.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dude , seriously, first thing .

Change your username ...

Then try and write a little bit about yourself so people can see who you are "

Not sure why but there seems to be a lot of negativity surrounding my user name.. I guess people don't like French words..?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Dude , seriously, first thing .

Change your username ...

Then try and write a little bit about yourself so people can see who you are

Not sure why but there seems to be a lot of negativity surrounding my user name.. I guess people don't like French words..? "

How is Clunge French ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dude , seriously, first thing .

Change your username ...

Then try and write a little bit about yourself so people can see who you are

Not sure why but there seems to be a lot of negativity surrounding my user name.. I guess people don't like French words..?

How is Clunge French ??"

It is French for piss flaps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dude , seriously, first thing .

Change your username ...

Then try and write a little bit about yourself so people can see who you are "

I could be wrong but I think it's a bit of a tongue in cheek profile?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Clunge is a 17th century French word for passionate lover....

Taken from the saying tu et monge tu le clunge

Basic translation.. if you want a good ride I'm here...

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By *ntrepid ExplorersCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Clunge is a 17th century French word for passionate lover....

Taken from the saying tu et monge tu le clunge

Basic translation.. if you want a good ride I'm here... "

Sure. Whatever. It still sounds utterly disgusting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Clunge is a 17th century French word for passionate lover....

Taken from the saying tu et monge tu le clunge

Basic translation.. if you want a good ride I'm here... "

Actually means 'You are dream you clunge'

In other words 'Dream on, cunt!'

Lol

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Clunge is a 17th century French word for passionate lover....

Taken from the saying tu et monge tu le clunge

Basic translation.. if you want a good ride I'm here...

Sure. Whatever. It still sounds utterly disgusting."

Whooooooooosh.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Clunge is a 17th century French word for passionate lover....

Taken from the saying tu et monge tu le clunge

Basic translation.. if you want a good ride I'm here...

Sure. Whatever. It still sounds utterly disgusting.

Whooooooooosh.

"

The sound as it travels by....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Clunge is a 17th century French word for passionate lover....

Taken from the saying tu et monge tu le clunge

Basic translation.. if you want a good ride I'm here... "

Actual translation = you and dream you clunge? Huh?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Clunge is a 17th century French word for passionate lover....

Taken from the saying tu et monge tu le clunge

Basic translation.. if you want a good ride I'm here...

Actual translation = you and dream you clunge? Huh? "

Well if that is true I'm going to get a refund from the Rosette Stone school of languages....bloody tapes...and I had to buy a new car with a cassette player so I could listen to them....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

In other words 'Dream on, cunt!'

Lol"

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By * and BCouple
over a year ago

Durham


"Clunge is a 17th century French word for passionate lover....

Taken from the saying tu et monge tu le clunge

Basic translation.. if you want a good ride I'm here...

Actual translation = you and dream you clunge? Huh?

Well if that is true I'm going to get a refund from the Rosette Stone school of languages....bloody tapes...and I had to buy a new car with a cassette player so I could listen to them...."

You'd have been better to have learnt Italian.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Not sure I trust this translation but the guy in the ice cream van said I was a fica mostro

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not as off putting as your profile name.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Having been a seasoned swinger now for the best part of 4 months. In that time i've noticed that a lot of the men on here have large penisis...demonstrated by holding them next to deodorant cans or sky remote controls. Unfortunately my pubes are actually longer than my willy... ladies would that put you off ? "

The pubes, god yeah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooooh can I plait it "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ooooh can I plait it

"

When you say "it"... do you mean my penis ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Embrace what you have and try trimming the garden and it may enhance the flower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Burn the pubes of with a blowtorch lighter. "

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