FabSwingers.com forum: Pictures near toilets

By *utton Simon OP Man
over a year ago

Sutton

Can someone kindly answer this curiosity!! Why do so many people take ‘selfies’ in front of (and in some cases open) toilets? I find it quite bizarre as to why! defo not a ‘turn on’. Just your thoughts please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sometimes you can even see what they've done in it..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont get this either! You take a pic, inspect it if your stuff is in full view.

I always make a face when I see a pic with a toilet in background, esp an open one. Dont even get me started on seeing a urinal in the background!

I am with ye on this one.

MsD

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can someone kindly answer this curiosity!! Why do so many people take ‘selfies’ in front of (and in some cases open) toilets? I find it quite bizarre as to why! defo not a ‘turn on’. Just your thoughts please. "

Because that’s the safest place to take a picture without the other half finding out

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By *uietlykinkymeWoman
over a year ago

kinky land

Genuinely no idea

When I need the loo, I'm not thinking.... I'll take my phone/camera

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because they go for wee. See their penis and think "You know what? That's a really photogenic flaccid penis I've got there"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It might be the cleanest room in their house, lol.

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By *adylydfordWoman
over a year ago

altinkum

Totally turns me off those photos. In any app or platform if someone has a toilet selfie i disregard them!

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By *ogging DougMan
over a year ago

Guildford

More like....

"where can I take a crap.......photo?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because they go for wee. See their penis and think "You know what? That's a really photogenic flaccid penis I've got there" "

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By *roticGoddessXXWoman
over a year ago

Richmond

"Because they go for wee. See their penis and think "You know what? That's a really photogenic flaccid penis I've got there" "

Oh god, this makes me giggle!

Seems far too close to the truth for some.

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By *aughtyYorkGentMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Given that a lot of "toilet" pictures are mirror shots, I guess the proximity of the mirror might be a reason.

It's not something I'd include in a photo myself, but I do love seeing toilets in womens' pictures! And even better if they are sitting on it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate this too and skip any profile with toilet photos.

Don't get me started on the ones either taken while ON the toilet or, worse, a bird's eye view of their dick hanging over the toilet bowl while standing. Why?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Either that or the infamous remote control measuring stick dick pic.

Think companies should cash in and release remotes that vary in size so guys can feel much better about their dick pic.

"Hey hun did you notice that my dick is exactly the same size as this brand new 7" remote sky has released?" Printing money right there...

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By *inful xWoman
over a year ago

In a sleepy little village

"It might be the cleanest room in their house, lol."

Have you seen some of the toilets in the pictures ? I shudder to think what the bed sheets look like

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By *ireupthequattroCouple
over a year ago

Stratford

Because that’s the safest place to take a picture without the other half finding out

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By *icplshropsCouple
over a year ago

Rock

"I hate this too and skip any profile with toilet photos.

Don't get me started on the ones either taken while ON the toilet or, worse, a bird's eye view of their dick hanging over the toilet bowl while standing. Why?!

Because some men are just gross and have no idea what turns a woman on. It’s even worse if it hasn’t been flushed!

Op: you mostly likely find men whom aren’t really single, finding these the safest place in the house to take a naked picture of themselves. Or they’re in a houseshare.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because that’s the safest place to take a picture without the other half finding out

Got it in one.

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By *ingdong11Man
over a year ago

emsworth

"I hate this too and skip any profile with toilet photos.

Don't get me started on the ones either taken while ON the toilet or, worse, a bird's eye view of their dick hanging over the toilet bowl while standing. Why?!

Because some men are just gross and have no idea what turns a woman on. It’s even worse if it hasn’t been flushed!

Op: you mostly likely find men whom aren’t really single, finding these the safest place in the house to take a naked picture of themselves. Or they’re in a houseshare.

It’s not only men that do it .......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s because they are cheating and take a pic in the toilet so the other half doesn’t see them doing it.

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

What about sinks?

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By *hicodiezMan
over a year ago

Newport

Boner killer bigtime!!

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By *heIcebreakersCouple
over a year ago

Cramlington

They are married and it's the only private moment they have to take a pic

I thought everyone knew this?

Ms Icebreaker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This

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By *exycouplesswingCouple
over a year ago

Tunbridge Wells

It’s the one place thier partner won’t find out that they are on a swingers site sending Dick pics to strangers

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By *m A FuckerMan
over a year ago

kingswood,surrey/leysdown kent

"Sometimes you can even see what they've done in it.."
pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t get it, never an appealing pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because that’s the safest place to take a picture without the other half finding out

Well maybe the above or they're into "Bogging" a public toilet take on Dogging PMSL

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By *heel markMan
over a year ago

beside the sea

Because that’s the safest place to take a picture without the other half finding out

Well maybe the above or they're into "Bogging" a public toilet take on Dogging PMSL "

"Bogging" hahaha, i think youve coined a new fab phrase

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By *ikingpairCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge

"Because they go for wee. See their penis and think "You know what? That's a really photogenic flaccid penis I've got there" "

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By *heIcebreakersCouple
over a year ago

Cramlington

Because that’s the safest place to take a picture without the other half finding out

As distinct to cottaging which works much better with a urinal to stand at

Mr Icebreaker

Well maybe the above or they're into "Bogging" a public toilet take on Dogging PMSL "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Genuinely no idea

When I need the loo, I'm not thinking.... I'll take my phone/camera

Errrr... ok best I don’t say!

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

I have a pic of myself with a urinal in the background, which I took as a play on the theme of ‘toilet humour’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because that’s the safest place to take a picture without the other half finding out

Got it in one."

This for sure

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"It’s the one place thier partner won’t find out that they are on a swingers site sending Dick pics to strangers "

Clothes shops changing rooms are great too

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By *eastAndTheHarlotCouple
over a year ago

Hartlepool

The ones of a penis over the toilet bowl.. just.. why?

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By *aughtyYorkGentMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Guys - couldn't care less what you do. Ladies - keep the toilet pictures coming please!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe the lighting is better in the toilet or the mirror

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe the lighting is better in the toilet or the mirror "

Or they might have a awesome bathroom

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By *ohohoWoman
over a year ago

Up North

"Maybe the lighting is better in the toilet or the mirror "

Pub toilets especially. I do love the odd pub toilet selfie.

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By *mandajane01TV/TS
over a year ago

Ballymena

"The ones of a penis over the toilet bowl.. just.. why?

Yeah we all know what else a penis does but don’t need reminded yuk!!

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By *m3232Man
over a year ago

maidenhead

Always a terrible place to take what could be a sexy picture.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its usually the best mirror in the house.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Week bladders I always presume.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s such a turn off. Put the lid down!!!!

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

a picture near a toilet is an absolute put off to me. Regardless of how lovely the bathroom might be I just think of the toilet contents and immediately repulsed so I'm out!

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By *J coupleCouple
over a year ago

stone

Only place a married man or occasional married woman can take a photo without their partners finding out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its mirror darling mirror

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" a picture near a toilet is an absolute put off to me. Regardless of how lovely the bathroom might be I just think of the toilet contents and immediately repulsed so I'm out! "

Toilet photos should not be allowed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We hate them tbh and 99/100% of the time unfortunately its men standing over it,

We say it because their married and are taking some sly photos, where the misses can't catch them

but hey we could be completely wrong

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I question their suitability, as soon as I see their clueless toilet shots.

We're lucky scratch and sniff hasn't taken off yet, for pics.

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By *hongguyMan
over a year ago

heckmondwike

don't give them cunts at sky anymore ideas of ripping people off

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By *lice1010Couple
over a year ago

CROYDON

"Because they go for wee. See their penis and think "You know what? That's a really photogenic flaccid penis I've got there" "

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By *ill-Ian KissesCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere over there

I take a photo in the ladies (NEVER in the cubicle) as apart from reception, it’s the only other place I can take pic of myself in the club that has good lighting.

I always make sure no other ladies are present in toilets when taking photo.

Millie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perhaps for some,that alpine aroma from toilet cleaner is quite the aphrodisiac

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By *orgeouslyyoursWoman
over a year ago

essex just looking around

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By *orgeouslyyoursWoman
over a year ago

essex just looking around

This post made me giggle

Then brought back vivid memories of a picture I once saw of a lady squatting knickerless on her kitchen table

In the back ground you could clearly see a dirty cat litterbox

A zoom proved it was very full.

Instantly a few things popped into my head..

1. Cats dont like it use dirty boxes hence what was the rest of the place like !!

2. How the hell didn't she smell it (her nose was even pointing that way)

3. What a Shame a hot lady went from a 8 to zero in a heart beat just because of something in the back ground and I can never shake that image now years on .

It did make me always check the background in my own shots though !!

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By *erenCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Llandudno

Because that’s the safest place to take a picture without the other half finding out

Haha that’s what I always say! You can tell if they’re cheating if their only pictures are in the toilet/bathroom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because that’s the safest place to take a picture without the other half finding out

For a home bathroom perhaps for those in those circumstances. Not a urinal though as most ordinary homes don't come complete with them I'd have thought, unless the pair in question owns a pub.

See I can understand it if they're out with their mates and think "I look boss in my going out gear...but I'll look like a bit of a tit stood there posing and taking multiple shots while I'm waiting to be served at the bar..."

But all the same, either check your angle so the urinal isn't in shot or blur the buggers out?

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By *acavityMan
over a year ago

Redditch

Even on vanilla dating sites, the number of selfies taken in toilets astounds me.

I appreciate it is well lit and has a big mirror, but even so.

As they are vanilla pictures, I assume that someone who has all selfies on a profile has no friends, or won't admit that they are trying online dating.

P.s. I've just got a DSLR, and want to practice using it, so would love to meet anybody who wants some photos taken.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think pics in toilets are awful as well as those dick pics with pants and trousers around the ankles (how bloody lazy is that?!!!) and objects of size reference alongside said knob! These profiles are an instant turn off to me and require the delete button lol.

I always scan the picture for cleanliness/untidiness etc and it’s amazing what you can see in a pic! If someone can’t tidy or clean around them I shudder to think what their personal hygiene levels are like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s not a good look tbh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a retired bathroom fitter I have several brand new loos in boxes in my garage.....

I think I’ll get one out. Cut a thick branch from a tree and pop it in the pan as a ‘log’ and my next few pics will be with it in the background wherever I take my pictures.

Be it in the lounge, the kitchen, bedroom, the garden, the car...... wherever

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By *uto564Man
over a year ago

Widnes

Because that’s the safest place to take a picture without the other half finding out

Hahahaha

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