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Should dick pics include a ruler?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Seems a much simpler solution than that proposed elsewhere

Not that size matters, much.

We should probably have a shot with weighing scales too ??

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

nowhere near you


"Seems a much simpler solution than that proposed elsewhere

Not that size matters, much.

We should probably have a shot with weighing scales too ??"

I'm not too fussed about the weight however a ruler/tape measure would be great since I don't have a sky remote for accurate comparison

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By *eeman1000Man
over a year ago

durham

No

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only if your insecure about it Mr

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

No

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The new remotes that go with the Sky Q system are much better for self esteem. They're tiny

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

A measure tape would be brilliant....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honestly, do women really care? As long as it works and isnt a migit willy...

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley


"Honestly, do women really care? As long as it works and isnt a migit willy...

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This, I do prefer to see a pic before the meet but I'm not hugely fussed as long as it isn't giant or really tiny.

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By *tace 309TV/TS
over a year ago

durham

Henry the eighth... A Good ruler?

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By *uffnmuffCouple
over a year ago

London


"Honestly, do women really care? As long as it works and isnt a migit willy...

"
ohhh 1st December 2019 very nice. Opps wrong thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rulers micrometers who's counting

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By *acky RacersCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln


"Seems a much simpler solution than that proposed elsewhere

Not that size matters, much.

We should probably have a shot with weighing scales too ??"

To weigh a cock? How do you do that...

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By *orthyorkypairCouple
over a year ago

North Yorkshire


"Seems a much simpler solution than that proposed elsewhere

Not that size matters, much.

We should probably have a shot with weighing scales too ??

To weigh a cock? How do you do that... "

easy!!!! you chop it off and slap it on kitchen scales lol

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By *w2thisCouple
over a year ago

haverhill

Rulers, a great idea as long as people actually know how to measure their dicks. No underside measuring!

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By *alvenieMan
over a year ago

Bouncing Between Swindon and Weston

ruler

noun

1.

a person exercising government or dominion.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

[Removed by poster at 02/12/19 16:24:41]

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By *aria_dreamgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

stockport

No but a brain scanner might help. Lol

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By *ooBoo2300Woman
over a year ago

Manchester


"The new remotes that go with the Sky Q system are much better for self esteem. They're tiny"

I have Sky Q too. Much prefer to see a dick next to a can of Lynx. Then I know the guy will smell good too....

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By *uesdaysfundayCouple
over a year ago

Sandbach


"The new remotes that go with the Sky Q system are much better for self esteem. They're tiny

I have Sky Q too. Much prefer to see a dick next to a can of Lynx. Then I know the guy will smell good too...."

No it means they will smell of lynx

Soap and a splash of cologne much more alluring

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

I once weighed my boobs on the kitchen scales.

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By *myouraddiction18Man
over a year ago

wigan


"The new remotes that go with the Sky Q system are much better for self esteem. They're tiny

I have Sky Q too. Much prefer to see a dick next to a can of Lynx. Then I know the guy will smell good too...."

You can supply the tape measure and I will smell nice so you can get an exact measurement of mine ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine do Mongolian variant.

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By *uesdaysfundayCouple
over a year ago

Sandbach


"I once weighed my boobs on the kitchen scales. "

I used my ex's fishing scales lol

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By *acky RacersCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

An engineering solution to weigh a set of bangers is to stand on the scales, get a willing helper to lift them up and subtract the second value from the first....there you go. The weight of your bangers! The same applies to your old man...but unless you are a lucky chap the weight will be a bit less....

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By *aria_dreamgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

stockport

Do your scales measure fat content? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only if there isn’t a deodorant can to hand!

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By *izzyRascalWoman
over a year ago

West Sussex

It honestly cracks me up how inventive some guys can be to make their cocks look bigger. Their poor balls getting crushed out of the way to get that extra half an inch look on the shaft lol. Semi genuine question ... Is there a standard point for where a tape measure should start from?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It honestly cracks me up how inventive some guys can be to make their cocks look bigger. Their poor balls getting crushed out of the way to get that extra half an inch look on the shaft lol. Semi genuine question ... Is there a standard point for where a tape measure should start from? "

Isn't it from tip to base? So basically how far it will go in?

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By *izzyRascalWoman
over a year ago

West Sussex


" Isn't it from tip to base? So basically how far it will go in? "

Is this an agreed upon standard for all mankind? Because I have definitely played with many a cock that I would hesitate to believe was the length it was proudly stated as Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wouldn’t a ruin a sexy picture? Oh look at those abs! And that ruler...

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