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By *bsolutebeginners OP   Couple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

We’ve recently rewritten our profile and gone for a less serious approach. We would like genuine feedback though.

If you stumbled across our profile ( by some bizarre accident ), what would be your assessment of us? Be as brutally honest as you like.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like your profile. I would message you. Xx

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By *YC SausageMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

If I read your profile I’d think it was just a piss take and would pass you by (sorry)

But it shows good character, and some artistic photos uploaded too.

Uh oh here comes the grammar police. Change pass time to Pastime

Good luck on fab x

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By *rotic-TouchTV/TS
over a year ago

doncaster

Very whitty and original , really enjoyed reading your profile !

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By *rAngleseyMan
over a year ago

Anglesey

Good bio, It`s funny & it gives an indication of what your about. A few more pics would be better.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Humour is a very difficult genre to write in as readers will always interpret it in their own way.

Personally I liked your profile very much. Positivity is always nice and it was both entertaining and informative, and if people get it then there is much more of a chance you will click with them.

I wish you well and hope you find all you seek.

Orson out......

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By *ng1983Couple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon tyne

I love your profile! So many people seem so serious on their profiles. You have made it light hearted and fun. It makes you sound friendly and approachable!

Gem

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By *tartingoutlondonCouple
over a year ago

London

It is a good one, sadly clashes with our humans only policy but enjoyable to read nonetheless!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I stumbled across your profile the other day and wanted to send you a message just to say how awesome it is!

I'll do it on here now.

For me, reading an amusing profile and possibly seeing you are very down to earth (or whichever planet you are from) makes someone sound fun and more approachable.

It's a thumbs up for me.

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By *assage Walsall GentMan
over a year ago

Walsall

I like the humour in your profile.. a refreshing change. Normally I dont read war and peace profiles but yours i did for some reason.

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By *ollydoesWoman
over a year ago

Shangri-La

Brilliant. Normally I would just glance over a profile that long..but yours catches attention in the right way. Good luck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Nanu nanu just makes me smile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like it i'd message you

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By *auntyMan
over a year ago

South Shields

Good job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can see what you look like but profile got a tab boring so gave up.

Sorry.

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By *tormy_TrooperWoman
over a year ago

crewe

Haha I love it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think i commented on your second pic on a thread last night as I found it hilarious. A few more pics would be nice but the ones you have are good. Decent profile. If you were closer I would definitely message you both. Good luck and happy fabbing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think i commented on your second pic on a thread last night as I found it hilarious. A few more pics would be nice but the ones you have are good. Decent profile. If you were closer I would definitely message you both. Good luck and happy fabbing."

But you aren't looking for single guys

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By *bsolutebeginners OP   Couple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

Thanks, some great feedback.

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By *igDickDeliveryDriverMan
over a year ago

London

Nice enough profile. I can tell this couple have sense and some wit about them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I'm passing Ork I'll give you a holler

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think it's great. Nanoo Nanoo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I enjoyed it!! Fun

Pass time though??? Yes, I’m that pendent!

But...don’t actually know what you are after to be honest....

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Love it. It's fun. I like profiles that have humour in them, makes me want to message them x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great profile, like the comedy in it... great photos, and humour in them too.. now just to see the pair of you emerge from a giant egg..

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By *he James gangCouple
over a year ago

NEWTOWNABBEY


"I enjoyed it!! Fun

Pass time though??? Yes, I’m that pendent!

But...don’t actually know what you are after to be honest.... "

Don’t you mean ‘pedant’ - sorry, couldn’t help it

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By *bsolutebeginners OP   Couple
over a year ago

Planet Ork


"I enjoyed it!! Fun

Pass time though??? Yes, I’m that pendent!

But...don’t actually know what you are after to be honest....

Don’t you mean ‘pedant’ - sorry, couldn’t help it "

Now who’s being pedantic?

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By *he James gangCouple
over a year ago

NEWTOWNABBEY

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By *ilth500Man
over a year ago

Merseyside


"We’ve recently rewritten our profile and gone for a less serious approach. We would like genuine feedback though.

If you stumbled across our profile ( by some bizarre accident ), what would be your assessment of us? Be as brutally honest as you like."

it would make me want to message you both, seem like yous are down to earth and your Mrs looks a sexy woman...

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By *he James gangCouple
over a year ago

NEWTOWNABBEY


"I enjoyed it!! Fun

Pass time though??? Yes, I’m that pendent!

But...don’t actually know what you are after to be honest....

Don’t you mean ‘pedant’ - sorry, couldn’t help it

Now who’s being pedantic? "

I know

Think your profile is great btw - if only you were bi and she was straight and you met people our age and you lived in Northern Ireland we’d be a perfect match

Also two thumbs up for pic of Mr - wish more couples would do the same x Jessy

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By *ig Ass Lover400Man
over a year ago

UK

Superb profile! Funny and witty and great pics too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always enjoyed your posts in the forums and of course the pics. Profile is a joy to read and it’d be an honour to meet xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like your profile.It stands out,and is a welcome change from the boring lists of demands and monotonous essays on a lot of profiles.You've clearly got a decent sense of humour and don't take yourselves too seriously,whilst still conveying what you're looking for and what you have to offer.

If you were looking for single guys,I'd message you based on your profile

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By *arl17Man
over a year ago

Central Portugal


"I like your profile.It stands out,and is a welcome change from the boring lists of demands and monotonous essays on a lot of profiles.You've clearly got a decent sense of humour and don't take yourselves too seriously,whilst still conveying what you're looking for and what you have to offer.

If you were looking for single guys,I'd message you based on your profile"

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By *bsolutebeginners OP   Couple
over a year ago

Planet Ork


"I enjoyed it!! Fun

Pass time though??? Yes, I’m that pendent!

But...don’t actually know what you are after to be honest.... "

Hubbys football supporting is mentioned, surely that counts as a pass time? As for what we want we couldn’t have made it any clearer, we’ve asked for cake!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *reeMan
over a year ago

Paisley


"I love your profile! So many people seem so serious on their profiles. You have made it light hearted and fun. It makes you sound friendly and approachable!

Gem"

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

It's good let us see your sense of humour and your love for cake the only one thing that I would say why is there a TARDIS in one of the photos.

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By *euschMan
over a year ago

peterborough

Funny profile, easy to understand, but tbh, you have a female offering sex, people would write to you if the profile was blank lol. Thank s, fantastic boobs!! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've lurked around your profile before, liked it then, your rewrite is funnier.

Stick with it

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By *bsolutebeginners OP   Couple
over a year ago

Planet Ork


"It's good let us see your sense of humour and your love for cake the only one thing that I would say why is there a TARDIS in one of the photos. "

Hubby is standing in the tardis. You can just about see his head. We were allowed to borrow it for a while!

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria


"It's good let us see your sense of humour and your love for cake the only one thing that I would say why is there a TARDIS in one of the photos.

Hubby is standing in the tardis. You can just about see his head. We were allowed to borrow it for a while! "

Doctor Who Cosplay sexy ...lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We’ve recently rewritten our profile and gone for a less serious approach. We would like genuine feedback though.

If you stumbled across our profile ( by some bizarre accident ), what would be your assessment of us? Be as brutally honest as you like."

Absolutely love the profile. Life is far too serious. X

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By *ovingittwoCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

Like it, really funny xx

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By *good-being-badMan
over a year ago

mis-types and auto corrects leads cock leeds

I enjoyed the read, I use folks text to get a sense of their personalities.

My only observation feedback, it gives me no idea of what you seek (other than non humans) the kind of fun or what you might bring to a meet(other than nanu nanu).

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By *bsolutebeginners OP   Couple
over a year ago

Planet Ork


"I enjoyed the read, I use folks text to get a sense of their personalities.

My only observation feedback, it gives me no idea of what you seek (other than non humans) the kind of fun or what you might bring to a meet(other than nanu nanu). "

Again if you reread, we want a bit of excitement, we enjoy watching and being watched. We would never be so presumptuous as to speculate to what kind of fun we might bring to a meet because everyone’s perceptions will be different. As for the no humans, you’re twisting the words, it says no earthlings!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I enjoyed the read, I use folks text to get a sense of their personalities.

My only observation feedback, it gives me no idea of what you seek (other than non humans) the kind of fun or what you might bring to a meet(other than nanu nanu).

Again if you reread, we want a bit of excitement, we enjoy watching and being watched. We would never be so presumptuous as to speculate to what kind of fun we might bring to a meet because everyone’s perceptions will be different. As for the no humans, you’re twisting the words, it says no earthlings! "

As a sci fi geek I love it.

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By *good-being-badMan
over a year ago

mis-types and auto corrects leads cock leeds


"I enjoyed the read, I use folks text to get a sense of their personalities.

My only observation feedback, it gives me no idea of what you seek (other than non humans) the kind of fun or what you might bring to a meet(other than nanu nanu).

Again if you reread, we want a bit of excitement, we enjoy watching and being watched. We would never be so presumptuous as to speculate to what kind of fun we might bring to a meet because everyone’s perceptions will be different. As for the no humans, you’re twisting the words, it says no earthlings! "

Thanks for the insight, my point stands ..excitement . parachute jump?, your bit of excitement may not be the same idea as others.

If its working makes zero difference what I say if its not , there are countless threads offering advice in the archives, they'll all say the same things.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You sound like you have a good sense of humour and would be a right laugh

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By *oved Up 2Couple
over a year ago

nottingham

Good to read a profile with plenty of humour! You obviously took time to write it.

Great range of photos too.

Thumbs up from me.

Mrs xx

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