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"“GIZZASHAGYABITCH” worked.... "Haha Ive tried loads of different approaches but not tried that one | |||
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"Hi there Or sometimes if they request a message to stand out ill describe a nice day and include some naughty stuff depending on their profile " yeah that will be why then do totally the opposite  | |||
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"Hi there Or sometimes if they request a message to stand out ill describe a nice day and include some naughty stuff depending on their profile " I avoid any naughty business till they bring it up. If they like you, they'll take it there with a few probing questions. | |||
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"Help...i rarely get messages and when i send them no one replies. Any advice will be much appreciated. Thanks x " i just cant give free advice aNymore sorry  | |||
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"Advice in general or advice on your profile? I don’t mind giving my opinion but I’m quite honest "Go on...i need help | |||
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"Stop calling us ladies girls, we are adults not children. Be polite and read the profile. " ignore this only read profile 5 mins before meet to seal the deal during convo | |||
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"The 'Loveslickinpussy' Is a bit offputting tbh Jo x "Changed it...thanks | |||
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"Advice in general or advice on your profile? I don’t mind giving my opinion but I’m quite honest
Go on...i need help "you sound intolerant - just block men if you don’t want them to message you. Then, of course, you’ll miss out on wingman and party invites for gangbangs | |||
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"You have nice face pics up but you don’t need so many, maybe just pick two or three then add some different pics - not cock ones ! Get rid of the loveslickingpussy x" but he loves it | |||
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"Advice in general or advice on your profile? I don’t mind giving my opinion but I’m quite honest
Go on...i need help you sound intolerant - just block men if you don’t want them to message you. Then, of course, you’ll miss out on wingman and party invites for gangbangs "I dunno.. I hate guys messaging me about sex and I'm bi, so it may not be. Mdn can be crude to the point I'm a bit sick in my mouth. Don't be that guy. | |||
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"Hi there Or sometimes if they request a message to stand out ill describe a nice day and include some naughty stuff depending on their profile " Oh hell no, that would be an instant delete from me. I'm lying, it would just sit there unread until it disappeared into the ether. Describing something, an activity pisses me right off. I see it as an assumption it's gonna happen. I'm like "who the fuck do you think you are Mr Aroogantbollocks" P | |||
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"The 'Loveslickinpussy' Is a bit offputting tbh Jo x
Changed it...thanks
"That's better. Maybe some shots other than your face, torso perhaps. Not suggesting cock pics for a minute, though if they are actually attached to a body they can look pretty decent! Jo x | |||
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"You have nice face pics up but you don’t need so many, maybe just pick two or three then add some different pics - not cock ones ! Get rid of the loveslickingpussy x" I have loads of face pics. | |||
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"Hi there Or sometimes if they request a message to stand out ill describe a nice day and include some naughty stuff depending on their profile Oh hell no, that would be an instant delete from me. I'm lying, it would just sit there unread until it disappeared into the ether. Describing something, an activity pisses me right off. I see it as an assumption it's gonna happen. I'm like "who the fuck do you think you are Mr Aroogantbollocks" P" | |||
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"Advice in general or advice on your profile? I don’t mind giving my opinion but I’m quite honest
Go on...i need help "Ok. This is just my opinion. Lose the lickinpussy name, that would put me off I like to have a laugh is a bit pointless and annoying. Who doesn’t? Bit more info on your profile Im told I’m amazing at oral, kissing or whatever always puts me off. Pics of your body. Not necessarily cock pics though. Maybe chest, Tight boxers, shower. Like genghis said above. Keep the conversation normal at first unless she gets naughty. Other than that you look quite nice in your pics and it’s good you’ve got face pics as that will probably go in your favour. Oh and if they don’t answer try one more time. We miss loads of messages Good luck xx | |||
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"Advice in general or advice on your profile? I don’t mind giving my opinion but I’m quite honest
Go on...i need help you sound intolerant - just block men if you don’t want them to message you. Then, of course, you’ll miss out on wingman and party invites for gangbangs
I dunno.. I hate guys messaging me about sex and I'm bi, so it may not be. Mdn can be crude to the point I'm a bit sick in my mouth.
Don't be that guy. "Oh, they’re desperate to meet me. Jog on, sucka, says I. It’s not the crudeness that gets me because that’s just laughably badly written, it’s just the extremely low standard of message and profile. | |||
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"You have nice face pics up but you don’t need so many, maybe just pick two or three then add some different pics - not cock ones ! Get rid of the loveslickingpussy x I have loads of face pics. "Now I just had to scroll through them all again....varied, no complaints here! Jo x | |||
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"Advice in general or advice on your profile? I don’t mind giving my opinion but I’m quite honest
Go on...i need help
Ok. This is just my opinion.
Lose the lickinpussy name, that would put me off
I like to have a laugh is a bit pointless and annoying. Who doesn’t?
Bit more info on your profile
Im told I’m amazing at oral, kissing or whatever always puts me off.
Pics of your body. Not necessarily cock pics though. Maybe chest, Tight boxers, shower.
Like genghis said above. Keep the conversation normal at first unless she gets naughty.
Other than that you look quite nice in your pics and it’s good you’ve got face pics as that will probably go in your favour.
Oh and if they don’t answer try one more time. We miss loads of messages
Good luck xx"thanks for your advice ill edit my profile and add some different pics. Fingers crossed.. | |||
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"You have nice face pics up but you don’t need so many, maybe just pick two or three then add some different pics - not cock ones ! Get rid of the loveslickingpussy x I have loads of face pics. "And very cute they are too! | |||
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"Advice in general or advice on your profile? I don’t mind giving my opinion but I’m quite honest
Go on...i need help
Ok. This is just my opinion.
Lose the lickinpussy name, that would put me off
I like to have a laugh is a bit pointless and annoying. Who doesn’t?
Bit more info on your profile
Im told I’m amazing at oral, kissing or whatever always puts me off.
Pics of your body. Not necessarily cock pics though. Maybe chest, Tight boxers, shower.
Like genghis said above. Keep the conversation normal at first unless she gets naughty.
Other than that you look quite nice in your pics and it’s good you’ve got face pics as that will probably go in your favour.
Oh and if they don’t answer try one more time. We miss loads of messages
Good luck xx"On and not sure I’d want someone to do whatever I asked lol. Maybe change that too. | |||
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"Advice in general or advice on your profile? I don’t mind giving my opinion but I’m quite honest
Go on...i need help
Ok. This is just my opinion.
Lose the lickinpussy name, that would put me off
I like to have a laugh is a bit pointless and annoying. Who doesn’t?
Bit more info on your profile
Im told I’m amazing at oral, kissing or whatever always puts me off.
Pics of your body. Not necessarily cock pics though. Maybe chest, Tight boxers, shower.
Like genghis said above. Keep the conversation normal at first unless she gets naughty.
Other than that you look quite nice in your pics and it’s good you’ve got face pics as that will probably go in your favour.
Oh and if they don’t answer try one more time. We miss loads of messages
Good luck xx"That. | |||
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"Advice in general or advice on your profile? I don’t mind giving my opinion but I’m quite honest
Go on...i need help you sound intolerant - just block men if you don’t want them to message you. Then, of course, you’ll miss out on wingman and party invites for gangbangs "and also the i want you to come f@ck my wife messages and yes they do happen so im told lol. maybe say a little bit more about yourself as i like to know a bit about a guy before i message or answer his messages, just because i want to know if im going to have anything in common that will keep me interested in meeting him rather then finding out half a dozen messages in that i really dont have anything to talk to him about and therefore would meet him as there wouldnt be a spark between us. just how i feel dont know if other woman feel the same xx | |||
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"Advice in general or advice on your profile? I don’t mind giving my opinion but I’m quite honest
Go on...i need help
Ok. This is just my opinion.
Lose the lickinpussy name, that would put me off
I like to have a laugh is a bit pointless and annoying. Who doesn’t?
Bit more info on your profile
Im told I’m amazing at oral, kissing or whatever always puts me off.
Pics of your body. Not necessarily cock pics though. Maybe chest, Tight boxers, shower.
Like genghis said above. Keep the conversation normal at first unless she gets naughty.
Other than that you look quite nice in your pics and it’s good you’ve got face pics as that will probably go in your favour.
Oh and if they don’t answer try one more time. We miss loads of messages
Good luck xx thanks for your advice ill edit my profile and add some different pics. Fingers crossed.."I’m really not a fab expert at all! But that’s just what I noticed x | |||
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"Advice in general or advice on your profile? I don’t mind giving my opinion but I’m quite honest
Go on...i need help
Ok. This is just my opinion.
Lose the lickinpussy name, that would put me off
I like to have a laugh is a bit pointless and annoying. Who doesn’t?
Bit more info on your profile
Im told I’m amazing at oral, kissing or whatever always puts me off.
Pics of your body. Not necessarily cock pics though. Maybe chest, Tight boxers, shower.
Like genghis said above. Keep the conversation normal at first unless she gets naughty.
Other than that you look quite nice in your pics and it’s good you’ve got face pics as that will probably go in your favour.
Oh and if they don’t answer try one more time. We miss loads of messages
Good luck xx
On and not sure I’d want someone to do whatever I asked lol. Maybe change that too. "You're moulding him into what you want... but is that really who he is? *insert Eastenders doofas* Doof Doof Doof doof doof doof Do be do be doo do doooooooo | |||
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"Advice in general or advice on your profile? I don’t mind giving my opinion but I’m quite honest
Go on...i need help
Ok. This is just my opinion.
Lose the lickinpussy name, that would put me off
I like to have a laugh is a bit pointless and annoying. Who doesn’t?
Bit more info on your profile
Im told I’m amazing at oral, kissing or whatever always puts me off.
Pics of your body. Not necessarily cock pics though. Maybe chest, Tight boxers, shower.
Like genghis said above. Keep the conversation normal at first unless she gets naughty.
Other than that you look quite nice in your pics and it’s good you’ve got face pics as that will probably go in your favour.
Oh and if they don’t answer try one more time. We miss loads of messages
Good luck xx
On and not sure I’d want someone to do whatever I asked lol. Maybe change that too.
You're moulding him into what you want... but is that really who he is?
*insert Eastenders doofas*
Doof
Doof
Doof doof doof doof
Do be do be doo do doooooooo"No. I don’t want anyone. I said that’s my opinion on would attract me or put me off. Not everyone else’s opinion. | |||
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"Advice in general or advice on your profile? I don’t mind giving my opinion but I’m quite honest
Go on...i need help
Ok. This is just my opinion.
Lose the lickinpussy name, that would put me off
I like to have a laugh is a bit pointless and annoying. Who doesn’t?
Bit more info on your profile
Im told I’m amazing at oral, kissing or whatever always puts me off.
Pics of your body. Not necessarily cock pics though. Maybe chest, Tight boxers, shower.
Like genghis said above. Keep the conversation normal at first unless she gets naughty.
Other than that you look quite nice in your pics and it’s good you’ve got face pics as that will probably go in your favour.
Oh and if they don’t answer try one more time. We miss loads of messages
Good luck xx
On and not sure I’d want someone to do whatever I asked lol. Maybe change that too.
You're moulding him into what you want... but is that really who he is?
*insert Eastenders doofas*
Doof
Doof
Doof doof doof doof
Do be do be doo do doooooooo"exactly | |||
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"Ignore the womens advise i got my balls out and it changes nothing just be you unless your boring then be someone else "He bloody asked for advice! | |||
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"Advice in general or advice on your profile? I don’t mind giving my opinion but I’m quite honest
Go on...i need help you sound intolerant - just block men if you don’t want them to message you. Then, of course, you’ll miss out on wingman and party invites for gangbangs
I dunno.. I hate guys messaging me about sex and I'm bi, so it may not be. Mdn can be crude to the point I'm a bit sick in my mouth.
Don't be that guy.
Oh, they’re desperate to meet me. Jog on, sucka, says I. It’s not the crudeness that gets me because that’s just laughably badly written, it’s just the extremely low standard of message and profile. "Vulgarity and crudeness makes me shudder in a bad way man. As do the endless photos of floppy shrivelled chipolatas. The guys and bi couples who think they're so hot that despite reading my profile - they've made the effort to show they read it - contact me with a view for sex anyway.. despite what it usually says at the bottom. | |||
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"“GIZZASHAGYABITCH” worked.... "Oh Steve you've sussed what gets my attention... Have we met already | |||
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"Ignore the womens advise i got my balls out and it changes nothing just be you unless your boring then be someone else
He bloody asked for advice! "that is advise what do most women know about pulling women thry only say whst they want but u all want different things so he will end up with no conviction and a people pleaser with no identity | |||
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"The 'Loveslickinpussy' Is a bit offputting tbh Jo x "Yeah I hate that, makes the hairs on my toes twitch! | |||
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"Ignore the womens advise i got my balls out and it changes nothing just be you unless your boring then be someone else
He bloody asked for advice! that is advise what do most women know about pulling women thry only say whst they want but u all want different things so he will end up with no conviction and a people pleaser with no identity"Fine
Ignore my advice. Dunno why I fucking bothered. | |||
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"The 'Loveslickinpussy' Is a bit offputting tbh Jo x
Yeah I hate that, makes the hairs on my toes twitch!
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"Ignore the womens advise i got my balls out and it changes nothing just be you unless your boring then be someone else
He bloody asked for advice! that is advise what do most women know about pulling women thry only say whst they want but u all want different things so he will end up with no conviction and a people pleaser with no identity
Fine
Ignore my advice. Dunno why I fucking bothered. "Can we all just get along | |||
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"The 'Loveslickinpussy' Is a bit offputting tbh Jo x
Yeah I hate that, makes the hairs on my toes twitch!
are you bilbo "No silly..... I'm his cousin | |||
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"Ignore the womens advise i got my balls out and it changes nothing just be you unless your boring then be someone else
He bloody asked for advice! that is advise what do most women know about pulling women thry only say whst they want but u all want different things so he will end up with no conviction and a people pleaser with no identity
Fine
Ignore my advice. Dunno why I fucking bothered. " u can pull women too ur allowed | |||
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"You have nice face pics up but you don’t need so many, maybe just pick two or three then add some different pics - not cock ones ! Get rid of the loveslickingpussy x I have loads of face pics. "DO NOT REMOVE ANY OF YOUR PICS!! Actually ADD MORE!! | |||
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"Stop calling us ladies girls, we are adults not children. Be polite and read the profile. ignore this only read profile 5 mins before meet to seal the deal during convo "Keep it up young man and I will put you over my knee! | |||
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"Stop calling us ladies girls, we are adults not children. Be polite and read the profile. ignore this only read profile 5 mins before meet to seal the deal during convo
Keep it up young man and I will put you over my knee!"Xmas come early!! | |||
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"The 'Loveslickinpussy' Is a bit offputting tbh Jo x
Yeah I hate that, makes the hairs on my toes twitch!
are you bilbo
No silly..... I'm his cousin "Fool of a Took! I am continually adding and removing pics.. got to keep it fresh | |||
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"Other option, be proactive and go for the club option, to be honest profiles are difficult to truly gauge someone, where as actually speaking face to face is so much better for all involved.. " Or go to a group social. Much cheaper and more equal. If you struggle at the socials.. you wont fare much better in a club environment. | |||
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"Other option, be proactive and go for the club option, to be honest profiles are difficult to truly gauge someone, where as actually speaking face to face is so much better for all involved.. " i agree but and their is a but clubs are very expensive for guys | |||
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"Other option, be proactive and go for the club option, to be honest profiles are difficult to truly gauge someone, where as actually speaking face to face is so much better for all involved.. i agree but and their is a but clubs are very expensive for guys "The OP is close to townhouse which runs a newbies night with single men not being charged the earth for admission to this event. | |||
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Oh Steve you've sussed what gets my attention... Have we met already "Not yet, ya hussy  | |||
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"Just be yourself. That's who you are at the end of the day. If your not their type then you wont get replies. Just be respectful and polite. " Actually, this. And why? you may ask...well, there’s loads and loads of advice threads in the forum and you just need to be yourself because you’re unique and so you’ll stand out. If you follow everyone’s advice then gradually but with elegant inevitable logic, your profile won’t be yours anymore. It will be a mush-mash. If you try to please everyone, you’ll please no one. Be yourself and you’ll attract those attracted to you. | |||
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"Other option, be proactive and go for the club option, to be honest profiles are difficult to truly gauge someone, where as actually speaking face to face is so much better for all involved.. i agree but and their is a but clubs are very expensive for guys
The OP is close to townhouse which runs a newbies night with single men not being charged the earth for admission to this event. "Yep £10. Or there's the free pub nights. | |||
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"Advice in general or advice on your profile? I don’t mind giving my opinion but I’m quite honest
Go on...i need help you sound intolerant - just block men if you don’t want them to message you. Then, of course, you’ll miss out on wingman and party invites for gangbangs
I dunno.. I hate guys messaging me about sex and I'm bi, so it may not be. Mdn can be crude to the point I'm a bit sick in my mouth.
Don't be that guy. "Funny.. since that's been up.. I've had three messages about sex from men. All behaving exactly like this. All from far away. So most likely read this and decided to be a cunt. Well done you three. It's because of people like you we have holocausts and genocides. | |||
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"Get on the forums and be funny and totally uninterested in the women here and theyll come to you. " Not entirely bad advice. I very rarely meet men and when I do it's specifically for BDSM, however I have a list of men from the forums that I would happily have a social with, more if all parties were inclined. | |||
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