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By *adame 2Swords OP   Woman
over a year ago

Victoria, London

... have you seen a woman that says in her profile, 'please send me your dick pics'

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

There are quite a few on here.

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

I agree. There are quite a few who actually invite dick pics on their profile.

I don't send any pics except through forum threads or once I've got to know someone but then again I've got public dick pics but anyone can choose to view those or not.

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By *r_Jake70Man
over a year ago

London


"... have you seen a woman that says in her profile, 'please send me your dick pics' "

Often fake accounts by men.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"... have you seen a woman that says in her profile, 'please send me your dick pics'

"

Deffo not in my little universe ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know a few that ask for at least one, but it seems to be more so they know its what they are looking for.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love it when I see them, as it keeps most of the site focused on their profile and I can enjoy chatting with the more discerning, mentally stimulating ladies on the site.

Am hoping one day my age matches the OPs age profile and it's not a rolling number...

Until then I can see but I cannot send... (Words, not dick pics)

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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman
over a year ago

'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks

Id rather have a dick pic than this little gem from a complete stranger today...

"Awesome Tits and cunt what's your tit size"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Check my profile out!... I love cock pictures

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Check my profile out!... I love cock pictures "

I wouldn't send one as I never can tell if it is tongue in cheek or a genuine invitation.

And I'm not 20 to 30 either..

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

cahoots

I'm happy with cock pics....which is handy really with the amount I receive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not into superhung so it eliminates those. I also like a pretty cock

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

They exist.

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

I don't mind seeing one or two because I wouldn't be able to contain my horror of he pulled out some kind of exotic mushroom looking thing.

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth


"I don't mind seeing one or two because I wouldn't be able to contain my horror of he pulled out some kind of exotic mushroom looking thing."

Oh the horror indeed. Awkward to say the least!

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley


"I don't mind seeing one or two because I wouldn't be able to contain my horror of he pulled out some kind of exotic mushroom looking thing.

Oh the horror indeed. Awkward to say the least!"

I'd make a swift retreat.

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich


"Id rather have a dick pic than this little gem from a complete stranger today...

"Awesome Tits and cunt what's your tit size"

"

I hope you replied "I don't know, how tall are you?"

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By *good-being-badMan
over a year ago

mis-types and auto corrects leads cock leeds


"... have you seen a woman that says in her profile, 'please send me your dick pics'

"

There are some who do, I've seen the text,

Its this thing called preference.

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By *good-being-badMan
over a year ago

mis-types and auto corrects leads cock leeds


"I don't mind seeing one or two because I wouldn't be able to contain my horror of he pulled out some kind of exotic mushroom looking thing."

And the usual derogatory comments start

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Id rather have a dick pic than this little gem from a complete stranger today...

"Awesome Tits and cunt what's your tit size"

"

Who said romance is dead

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By *0something1965Man
over a year ago

Belfast


"I don't mind seeing one or two because I wouldn't be able to contain my horror of he pulled out some kind of exotic mushroom looking thing.

Oh the horror indeed. Awkward to say the least!"

Years and years ago, i saw a video (thats how long ago!) Of "sex freaks" where this guy had a tiny shaft but his glans was the size of a fist - gruesome! He did try to "use" it but failed miserably - count your blessings i say!

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By *W ChapMan
over a year ago

Swindon

In many blokes own private universe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"... have you seen a woman that says in her profile, 'please send me your dick pics'

"

loads on here in fact my one dick pic is my most fabbed pic

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By *lienrockMan
over a year ago

Fife


"... have you seen a woman that says in her profile, 'please send me your dick pics'

"

now that you mention it I haven't ever noticed, I've had women ask to see it after chatting but I'm sure that's different.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't mind seeing one or two because I wouldn't be able to contain my horror of he pulled out some kind of exotic mushroom looking thing.

Oh the horror indeed. Awkward to say the least!

I'd make a swift retreat."

That's true

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By *good-being-badMan
over a year ago

mis-types and auto corrects leads cock leeds


"I don't mind seeing one or two because I wouldn't be able to contain my horror of he pulled out some kind of exotic mushroom looking thing.

Oh the horror indeed. Awkward to say the least!

I'd make a swift retreat.

That's true "

Excellent, insult someone who can't alter a part of their body. body shaming ain't big nor clever. Lets hope you and others never have folk insult you for something you cannot alter.

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By *ishopstippleMan
over a year ago

Purley


"I'm not into superhung so it eliminates those. I also like a pretty cock "

Been told mine is pretty

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By *0something1965Man
over a year ago

Belfast


"I don't mind seeing one or two because I wouldn't be able to contain my horror of he pulled out some kind of exotic mushroom looking thing.

Oh the horror indeed. Awkward to say the least!

I'd make a swift retreat.

That's true

Excellent, insult someone who can't alter a part of their body. body shaming ain't big nor clever. Lets hope you and others never have folk insult you for something you cannot alter."

this

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By *arkb73Man
over a year ago

Cheshire/Staffs

I’ve known a few and not all have been fakes.

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley


"I don't mind seeing one or two because I wouldn't be able to contain my horror of he pulled out some kind of exotic mushroom looking thing.

Oh the horror indeed. Awkward to say the least!

I'd make a swift retreat.

That's true

Excellent, insult someone who can't alter a part of their body. body shaming ain't big nor clever. Lets hope you and others never have folk insult you for something you cannot alter."

Really? I haven't insulted anyone, I was making a joke, it wasn't body shaming or any of that nonsense, it's called humour, try getting some.

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By *good-being-badMan
over a year ago

mis-types and auto corrects leads cock leeds


"I don't mind seeing one or two because I wouldn't be able to contain my horror of he pulled out some kind of exotic mushroom looking thing.

Oh the horror indeed. Awkward to say the least!

I'd make a swift retreat.

That's true

Excellent, insult someone who can't alter a part of their body. body shaming ain't big nor clever. Lets hope you and others never have folk insult you for something you cannot alter.

Really? I haven't insulted anyone, I was making a joke, it wasn't body shaming or any of that nonsense, it's called humour, try getting some.

"

Oh ok.. I must have missed the lesson on how to tell jokes.

I'm sure the guys who lack a certain size and on here there are regular threads about size, will appreciate your 'joke'.. they may already have confidence issues and thinking ladies can't contain their horror 'at an exotic mushroom thing' will no doubt help. You may think it nonsense.

Tell me a similar joke about you or another ladies parts ..give us a giggle

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley


"I don't mind seeing one or two because I wouldn't be able to contain my horror of he pulled out some kind of exotic mushroom looking thing.

Oh the horror indeed. Awkward to say the least!

I'd make a swift retreat.

That's true

Excellent, insult someone who can't alter a part of their body. body shaming ain't big nor clever. Lets hope you and others never have folk insult you for something you cannot alter.

Really? I haven't insulted anyone, I was making a joke, it wasn't body shaming or any of that nonsense, it's called humour, try getting some.

Oh ok.. I must have missed the lesson on how to tell jokes.

I'm sure the guys who lack a certain size and on here there are regular threads about size, will appreciate your 'joke'.. they may already have confidence issues and thinking ladies can't contain their horror 'at an exotic mushroom thing' will no doubt help. You may think it nonsense.

Tell me a similar joke about you or another ladies parts ..give us a giggle "

I never once mentioned size, you did. The other day I made a joke at the expense of my own parts, calling them 'old beef curtains', should I now be berating myself for daring to make jokes?

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By *good-being-badMan
over a year ago

mis-types and auto corrects leads cock leeds


"I don't mind seeing one or two because I wouldn't be able to contain my horror of he pulled out some kind of exotic mushroom looking thing.

Oh the horror indeed. Awkward to say the least!

I'd make a swift retreat.

That's true

Excellent, insult someone who can't alter a part of their body. body shaming ain't big nor clever. Lets hope you and others never have folk insult you for something you cannot alter.

Really? I haven't insulted anyone, I was making a joke, it wasn't body shaming or any of that nonsense, it's called humour, try getting some.

Oh ok.. I must have missed the lesson on how to tell jokes.

I'm sure the guys who lack a certain size and on here there are regular threads about size, will appreciate your 'joke'.. they may already have confidence issues and thinking ladies can't contain their horror 'at an exotic mushroom thing' will no doubt help. You may think it nonsense.

Tell me a similar joke about you or another ladies parts ..give us a giggle

I never once mentioned size, you did. The other day I made a joke at the expense of my own parts, calling them 'old beef curtains', should I now be berating myself for daring to make jokes?

"

Make fun of yourself or your parts all you wish..theres a big difference its about you theyre yours and personal..I've not seen the post or context to say if I think it funny, if you'd made the comment about a n other lady who knows what the reaction may have been

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cocks are as unique as faces my wife knows what she likes and what she doesn't. When we do meet a guy it's purely fo nsa sex so making sure their equipment is what we are looking for prior to meeting via a photo is essential.

KJ x

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley


"I don't mind seeing one or two because I wouldn't be able to contain my horror of he pulled out some kind of exotic mushroom looking thing.

Oh the horror indeed. Awkward to say the least!

I'd make a swift retreat.

That's true

Excellent, insult someone who can't alter a part of their body. body shaming ain't big nor clever. Lets hope you and others never have folk insult you for something you cannot alter.

Really? I haven't insulted anyone, I was making a joke, it wasn't body shaming or any of that nonsense, it's called humour, try getting some.

Oh ok.. I must have missed the lesson on how to tell jokes.

I'm sure the guys who lack a certain size and on here there are regular threads about size, will appreciate your 'joke'.. they may already have confidence issues and thinking ladies can't contain their horror 'at an exotic mushroom thing' will no doubt help. You may think it nonsense.

Tell me a similar joke about you or another ladies parts ..give us a giggle

I never once mentioned size, you did. The other day I made a joke at the expense of my own parts, calling them 'old beef curtains', should I now be berating myself for daring to make jokes?

Make fun of yourself or your parts all you wish..theres a big difference its about you theyre yours and personal..I've not seen the post or context to say if I think it funny, if you'd made the comment about a n other lady who knows what the reaction may have been "

But I didn't make my mushroom comment about anyone in particular, it wasn't an insult aimed at anyone, it was even an insult, it was a jokey comment about why I don't mind dick pics.

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon


"I don't mind seeing one or two because I wouldn't be able to contain my horror of he pulled out some kind of exotic mushroom looking thing.

Oh the horror indeed. Awkward to say the least!

I'd make a swift retreat.

That's true

Excellent, insult someone who can't alter a part of their body. body shaming ain't big nor clever. Lets hope you and others never have folk insult you for something you cannot alter.

Really? I haven't insulted anyone, I was making a joke, it wasn't body shaming or any of that nonsense, it's called humour, try getting some.

"

I saw it as funny. Lighten up everyone!

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley


"I don't mind seeing one or two because I wouldn't be able to contain my horror of he pulled out some kind of exotic mushroom looking thing.

Oh the horror indeed. Awkward to say the least!

I'd make a swift retreat.

That's true

Excellent, insult someone who can't alter a part of their body. body shaming ain't big nor clever. Lets hope you and others never have folk insult you for something you cannot alter.

Really? I haven't insulted anyone, I was making a joke, it wasn't body shaming or any of that nonsense, it's called humour, try getting some.

I saw it as funny. Lighten up everyone!"

Thanks, that's how it was intended to be taken.

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By *omeotherknobheadMan
over a year ago

morecambe

dunno, i never read profiles

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By *auti Lass and MoleCouple
over a year ago

Bicester

Seen a few couples and single ladies who want proof of endowment in the first message.

Personally think they are often angry looking things in photos. But if one had googly eyes and a smile, they would definitely get a thank you message back.

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By *good-being-badMan
over a year ago

mis-types and auto corrects leads cock leeds


"I don't mind seeing one or two because I wouldn't be able to contain my horror of he pulled out some kind of exotic mushroom looking thing.

Oh the horror indeed. Awkward to say the least!

I'd make a swift retreat.

That's true

Excellent, insult someone who can't alter a part of their body. body shaming ain't big nor clever. Lets hope you and others never have folk insult you for something you cannot alter.

Really? I haven't insulted anyone, I was making a joke, it wasn't body shaming or any of that nonsense, it's called humour, try getting some.

Oh ok.. I must have missed the lesson on how to tell jokes.

I'm sure the guys who lack a certain size and on here there are regular threads about size, will appreciate your 'joke'.. they may already have confidence issues and thinking ladies can't contain their horror 'at an exotic mushroom thing' will no doubt help. You may think it nonsense.

Tell me a similar joke about you or another ladies parts ..give us a giggle

I never once mentioned size, you did. The other day I made a joke at the expense of my own parts, calling them 'old beef curtains', should I now be berating myself for daring to make jokes?

Make fun of yourself or your parts all you wish..theres a big difference its about you theyre yours and personal..I've not seen the post or context to say if I think it funny, if you'd made the comment about a n other lady who knows what the reaction may have been

But I didn't make my mushroom comment about anyone in particular, it wasn't an insult aimed at anyone, it was even an insult, it was a jokey comment about why I don't mind dick pics. "

Doesn't have to be about a person in particular thats why I said 'a n other' rather than 'another' lady..

it could be about anyone who read it and associates themselves with that.

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley


"I don't mind seeing one or two because I wouldn't be able to contain my horror of he pulled out some kind of exotic mushroom looking thing.

Oh the horror indeed. Awkward to say the least!

I'd make a swift retreat.

That's true

Excellent, insult someone who can't alter a part of their body. body shaming ain't big nor clever. Lets hope you and others never have folk insult you for something you cannot alter.

Really? I haven't insulted anyone, I was making a joke, it wasn't body shaming or any of that nonsense, it's called humour, try getting some.

Oh ok.. I must have missed the lesson on how to tell jokes.

I'm sure the guys who lack a certain size and on here there are regular threads about size, will appreciate your 'joke'.. they may already have confidence issues and thinking ladies can't contain their horror 'at an exotic mushroom thing' will no doubt help. You may think it nonsense.

Tell me a similar joke about you or another ladies parts ..give us a giggle

I never once mentioned size, you did. The other day I made a joke at the expense of my own parts, calling them 'old beef curtains', should I now be berating myself for daring to make jokes?

Make fun of yourself or your parts all you wish..theres a big difference its about you theyre yours and personal..I've not seen the post or context to say if I think it funny, if you'd made the comment about a n other lady who knows what the reaction may have been

But I didn't make my mushroom comment about anyone in particular, it wasn't an insult aimed at anyone, it was even an insult, it was a jokey comment about why I don't mind dick pics.

Doesn't have to be about a person in particular thats why I said 'a n other' rather than 'another' lady..

it could be about anyone who read it and associates themselves with that.

"

So you associate yourself with an exotic mushroom looking thing?

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