FabSwingers.com forum: Early Exit From Hotel

By *team7279 OP Couple
over a year ago

London

First meet in a hotel room hired for the purpose tomorrow night! Any good tips on how to check out the same night that doesn't scream I'VE ONLY USED YOUR HOTEL TO FUCK? O

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pay on arrival and leave the keycard in the room when you leave

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By *exycouplesswingCouple
over a year ago

Tunbridge Wells

Proudly check out at 2am with ruffled hair and suspicious stains on your top...

Who cares... they certainly won’t.. for us that’s all part of the fun... compete strangers knowing we have been playing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, as above leave looking like you have just had a wild session.

We did with my lovely wife walking out with guys cum in her hair & on her face, all part of the fun. Nobody cares, room is paid for & I'm sure most people would be jealous & wish they could do it. Enjoy your night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Proudly check out at 2am with ruffled hair and suspicious stains on your top...

Who cares... they certainly won’t.. for us that’s all part of the fun... compete strangers knowing we have been playing! "

I agree. Check out with a huge smile of. IVE BEEN RUINED

Well hopefully you’ll have been haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bit different, i turned up to a hotel at 4 in the morning, hold ups and a short skirt having spent 8 hours at chams being ruined in the chambers to be told our room wasnt available! Just style it out baby....

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Just check out, the reason is none of their business

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just hand the key in at the desk. I'm not sure what the issue is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Polite thanks for the room and walk out the door. Tell the guy not to check his fly as he walks out of reception LOL.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pay on arrival and leave the keycard in the room when you leave "

What she said !

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By *team7279 OP Couple
over a year ago

London

"I just hand the key in at the desk. I'm not sure what the issue is"

Turns out none at all!

Just a bit of first time jitters!

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

You just leave via Reception and tell them so.

You don't have to say why, but there is one crucial element to consider, from the hotel's perspective.

God forbid, but after you have left, say the Fire Alarms go off.

In my Night Management expertise in hotels, a lot automatically start evacuation processes as alarms are linked directly to the Fire Service.

If you don't tell Reception you are going, it could end up being you being looked for, when you're not actually there!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pay on arrival and leave the keycard in the room when you leave "

This

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"Yes, as above leave looking like you have just had a wild session.

Love this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"First meet in a hotel room hired for the purpose tomorrow night! Any good tips on how to check out the same night that doesn't scream I'VE ONLY USED YOUR HOTEL TO FUCK? O

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go to reception desk and say bye

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

"First meet in a hotel room hired for the purpose tomorrow night! Any good tips on how to check out the same night that doesn't scream I'VE ONLY USED YOUR HOTEL TO FUCK? O

You may be all fucked out and to tired to leave so stay the night.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"First meet in a hotel room hired for the purpose tomorrow night! Any good tips on how to check out the same night that doesn't scream I'VE ONLY USED YOUR HOTEL TO FUCK? O

Abseil out of the window.

Just don't land on the roof of the revolving doors

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By *adylydfordWoman
over a year ago

altinkum

I work night shift in a hotel. I dont give a flock. I have seen so many things nothing shocks me. Just walk out happy and proud you can be who you want to be and loving life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We always just leave the keycard or key in the room and go (assuming weve been able to pay in advance which I always ask to do.

Otherwise, as another poster has said, use the departure as a badge of honour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to call this the walk of shame, when we first started swinging, but now i call it the strut of smugness, knowing that all the staff prob know what we were up to & are also prob very jealous!

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By *J coupleCouple
over a year ago

stone

We’ve just walked out with another couple past the desk and just said, “Goodnight, thank you for the room.”

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By *acavityMan
over a year ago

Redditch

"I used to call this the walk of shame, when we first started swinging, but now i call it the strut of smugness, knowing that all the staff prob know what we were up to & are also prob very jealous! "

Stride of pride

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By *bsinthe_boyMan
over a year ago

Luton

The stride of pride, also sonetimes called the slut strut.

Hotels really don't care. As long as its you that's ruined and it the room.

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By *rufflesCouple
over a year ago

manchester

"The stride of pride, also sonetimes called the slut strut.

Hotels really don't care. As long as its you that's ruined and it the room. "

Just as a point of interest, We NEVER leave or room card behind. The reason being it is still encrypted with all your personal details, including bank card details etc.

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By *bsinthe_boyMan
over a year ago

Luton

"The stride of pride, also sonetimes called the slut strut.

Hotels really don't care. As long as its you that's ruined and it the room.

Just as a point of interest, We NEVER leave or room card behind. The reason being it is still encrypted with all your personal details, including bank card details etc.

I don't think that's how it works....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hotels don't care so long as you're not leaving the room dripping in bodily fluids.

I used to work on the tills at a big supermarket and people were always embarrassed to buy things like condoms, and honestly nobody gives a shit. Unless you're buying a particularly strange combination, like lube, duct tape and a courgette, I wouldn't really notice.

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By *c1989Woman
over a year ago

Manchester

"The stride of pride, also sonetimes called the slut strut.

Hotels really don't care. As long as its you that's ruined and it the room.

Just as a point of interest, We NEVER leave or room card behind. The reason being it is still encrypted with all your personal details, including bank card details etc.

I don't think that's how it works.... "

Indeed. That would be a GDPR nightmare.

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By *bsinthe_boyMan
over a year ago

Luton

The room key card does not have any of your details stored on it. What they do load onto it is the room(s) it can open and usually your checkout date so it will not operate after that date.

Any information on your names and bank details will be separate and secure on the hotel's system.

I've worked in hotel housekeeping, albeit 20 years ago. We were told not to be concerned if the room appeared to have hosted an orgy or escort, but to use gloves especially when emptying the bins.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

don’t care, you just got fucked.they didn’t lol

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Just as a point of interest, We NEVER leave our room card behind. The reason being it is still encrypted with all your personal details, including bank card details etc.

So do you take the room card away with you ?

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By *rufflesCouple
over a year ago

manchester

"The room key card does not have any of your details stored on it. What they do load onto it is the room(s) it can open and usually your checkout date so it will not operate after that date.

Any information on your names and bank details will be separate and secure on the hotel's system.

I've worked in hotel housekeeping, albeit 20 years ago. We were told not to be concerned if the room appeared to have hosted an orgy or escort, but to use gloves especially when emptying the bins. "

Thank you for your info. I was advised of the card content by a hotel worker and have always believed that to be true. Apologies if that is wrong!! In the mean time i do also keep a room card, as it comes in very handy if, in other hotels, we want to keep the a/c running when our room is empty...and i know that is true

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By *rufflesCouple
over a year ago

manchester

Just as a point of interest, We NEVER leave our room card behind. The reason being it is still encrypted with all your personal details, including bank card details etc.

So do you take the room card away with you ?"

Yes, every time. Obviously we previously ensure we don't owe any expenses ect

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By *bsinthe_boyMan
over a year ago

Luton

On rooms where a card is needed to keep the ac on, i usually use my library card or a business card. I wouldn't dream of taking hotel key cards.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Or use a Nectar card etc. Taking a hotel key card is theft.

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By *rufflesCouple
over a year ago

manchester

"Or use a Nectar card etc. Taking a hotel key card is theft. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just say you have a family emergency and your needed at home.

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By *bsinthe_boyMan
over a year ago

Luton

"Or use a Nectar card etc. Taking a hotel key card is theft.

It is theft. Its not particularly funny.

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

They have seen it all before and so long as you have paid for the room, they don't really mind

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By *rufflesCouple
over a year ago

manchester

"Or use a Nectar card etc. Taking a hotel key card is theft.

It is theft. Its not particularly funny. "

Yes your right, but then so is taking a banana out of the buffet breakfast FFS!

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By *YC SausageMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"First meet in a hotel room hired for the purpose tomorrow night! Any good tips on how to check out the same night that doesn't scream I'VE ONLY USED YOUR HOTEL TO FUCK? O

Who cares what hey think? In fact, you may even get discount next time if they know what you did and that you’d come back again haha

Me and my club buddy go a hotel in Blackpool, my club buddy told her we’re swingers and literally use the hotel room just to hold our bags overnight.

We now get a discount cause we use it all the time haha

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Why would you not want to stay there?

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By *team7279 OP Couple
over a year ago

London

"Why would you not want to stay there? "

Because of real life.

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By *team7279 OP Couple
over a year ago

London

Just to re-confirm: as people suggested, the person on the desk didn't bat an eyelid. Now we know. Every day's a school day!

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"Why would you not want to stay there?

Because of real life.

Bit of a waste not to stay somewhere different for a night away.

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By *shrop_cpleCouple
over a year ago

Ceredigion

"You just leave via Reception and tell them so.

You don't have to say why, but there is one crucial element to consider, from the hotel's perspective.

God forbid, but after you have left, say the Fire Alarms go off.

In my Night Management expertise in hotels, a lot automatically start evacuation processes as alarms are linked directly to the Fire Service.

If you don't tell Reception you are going, it could end up being you being looked for, when you're not actually there!"

This is sensible and responsible advice - thanks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just to re-confirm: as people suggested, the person on the desk didn't bat an eyelid. Now we know. Every day's a school day! "

They've seen much much worse believe me

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By *lovesloppyMan
over a year ago

london

"First meet in a hotel room hired for the purpose tomorrow night! Any good tips on how to check out the same night that doesn't scream I'VE ONLY USED YOUR HOTEL TO FUCK? O

Easy, I’ll come collect the key card

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When we've met someone in a hotel for fun and are checking out early I just say my wifes at home waiting for me and I need to get my Secretary home

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By *rufflesCouple
over a year ago

manchester

"Or use a Nectar card etc. Taking a hotel key card is theft.

It is theft. Its not particularly funny. "

Whilst on your high horse. Isn't using your (unauthorised) nectar card in the a/c slot, also a form of stealing ie using the hotel air con (electricity) whilst the room is unoccupied??

Kettle - Pot - Black springs to mind!

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By *bsinthe_boyMan
over a year ago

Luton

"Or use a Nectar card etc. Taking a hotel key card is theft.

It is theft. Its not particularly funny.

Whilst on your high horse. Isn't using your (unauthorised) nectar card in the a/c slot, also a form of stealing ie using the hotel air con (electricity) whilst the room is unoccupied??

Kettle - Pot - Black springs to mind!"

I've paid for the hotel electricity, and when it's 30C outside it's nice to come back to a cool room in which I can actually sleep.

Having worked in a hotel I can happily say that they prefer people keeping the ac on to nicking room key cards.

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By *ornLordMan
over a year ago

Wiltshire and London

"First meet in a hotel room hired for the purpose tomorrow night! Any good tips on how to check out the same night that doesn't scream I'VE ONLY USED YOUR HOTEL TO FUCK? O

They’re really not bothered. They’ll have seen it all.

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By *rufflesCouple
over a year ago

manchester

"Or use a Nectar card etc. Taking a hotel key card is theft.

It is theft. Its not particularly funny.

Whilst on your high horse. Isn't using your (unauthorised) nectar card in the a/c slot, also a form of stealing ie using the hotel air con (electricity) whilst the room is unoccupied??

Kettle - Pot - Black springs to mind!

I've paid for the hotel electricity, and when it's 30C outside it's nice to come back to a cool room in which I can actually sleep.

Having worked in a hotel I can happily say that they prefer people keeping the ac on to nicking room key cards. "

Wrong, surely you have only paid for the electric you use when in your room! If the hotels prefer a/c to be left on, then why have a/c connected to the slot meters in the first place?

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By *bsinthe_boyMan
over a year ago

Luton

"Or use a Nectar card etc. Taking a hotel key card is theft.

It is theft. Its not particularly funny.

Whilst on your high horse. Isn't using your (unauthorised) nectar card in the a/c slot, also a form of stealing ie using the hotel air con (electricity) whilst the room is unoccupied??

Kettle - Pot - Black springs to mind!

I've paid for the hotel electricity, and when it's 30C outside it's nice to come back to a cool room in which I can actually sleep.

Having worked in a hotel I can happily say that they prefer people keeping the ac on to nicking room key cards.

Wrong, surely you have only paid for the electric you use when in your room! If the hotels prefer a/c to be left on, then why have a/c connected to the slot meters in the first place?"

It's not a key meter. It's just there to make you think about turning off lights, ac, radio etc before you leave your room.

As I said, I've worked in a hotel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I work in a hotel keycards are cheap enough to buy we aren’t particularly arsed if you take or leve it. The key is only active for the duration of your stay

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By *estinysswingersCouple
over a year ago

Worsley

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By *estinysswingersCouple
over a year ago

Worsley

Check out as normal. The staff have seen and heard of everything before.

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By *bsinthe_boyMan
over a year ago

Luton

"I work in a hotel keycards are cheap enough to buy we aren’t particularly arsed if you take or leve it. The key is only active for the duration of your stay"

The reason why many hotels don't like the key cards taken is because they often have a free post address printed on them to encourage return.... However the hotel ends up paying more in postage than the keys cost.

As you say they stop working on the day you check out though some systems allow lift access with old keys.

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By *awtymarkyMan
over a year ago

chester

Hi op

Don’t panic they don’t care if you check out early. It’s a different story if your late as it puts the cleaners back. My st hotels have a key drop box so just post your keys there.

Also don’t forget you can book a room for just a couple of hours and not all night.

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By *rufflesCouple
over a year ago

manchester

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By *rufflesCouple
over a year ago

manchester

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Nothing to do with climate change / hotel running costs then?????????

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By *bwlookingforfunWoman
over a year ago

crawley

I work at hotel.

Just leave your key in the room and leave. Yes, we do judge.

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By *ing and RideCouple
over a year ago

stockport

I work at hotel.

Just leave your key in the room and leave. Yes, we do judge.

Why do you judge? Why do you care.. I really dont understand why.

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By *rufflesCouple
over a year ago

manchester

"I work at hotel.

Just leave your key in the room and leave. Yes, we do judge.

Why do you judge? Why do you care.. I really dont understand why.

Yes I totally agree, in particular as this current FB member admits in the forum that she judges FFS !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love this! I play in hotels and just strut out with a huge, filthy grin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I work at hotel.

Just leave your key in the room and leave. Yes, we do judge.

I love handing the key back in and couldn't give a toss what the receptionist thinks.

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By *hocolateRodMan
over a year ago

London and over UK

"First meet in a hotel room hired for the purpose tomorrow night! Any good tips on how to check out the same night that doesn't scream I'VE ONLY USED YOUR HOTEL TO FUCK? O

They dont care - so long as you dont trash their hotel or make so much noise that you disturb other people...they dont care...

They are there to provide a service, what you do in the room is your own business....

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Some good ideas here. I usually go home then go all the way back the next morning to check out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some good ideas here. I usually go home then go all the way back the next morning to check out."

Blimey that seems long lol

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

"Some good ideas here. I usually go home then go all the way back the next morning to check out.

Blimey that seems long lol "

Yes it is a pain in the arse.

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

If it’s convenient for me I just stay in the hotel and then go to work the next day or go home if it’s the weekend.

Most hotels have a drop off box for keys and cards.

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By *essica jamiesonWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

"Yes, as above leave looking like you have just had a wild session.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you can always check out claiming to be ill and going home if you are that concerned as to what they think. I would hazard a guess who ever is working on reception has been fucked at some point though and won't care.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I completely get where you're coming from OP, I won't use hotels for that reason. We're all human and people do judge so I'd rather it not be my sex life they're discussing

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By *rufflesCouple
over a year ago

manchester

To be honest, our issue is the opposite way around! We find after checking in for our MMF hotel meets we feel much more awkward passing reception on our way back INTO the room.

We have tried myself and FB going past reception first, followed a couple of minute late by hubby.

Plan B is hubby to go first followed by me and FB a couple of minute s later.

However, we find most relaxed is for me to go first, followed a few minutes later by hubby and FB. Once in our room, hubby makes his excuse to go back to the bar for a glass of ice...and makes sure it takes him 20 minutes or so!!

Finally the least stressful scenario we had was with a previous regular FB, he used to book himself into the same hotel...that way we had numerous sleeping options and no embarrassment walking back past reception!!

Perhaps, from anyone that actually works behind hotel reception, we would be very grateful for your advice.

Thanks xx

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By *gf82Man
over a year ago

Warwickshire

"First meet in a hotel room hired for the purpose tomorrow night! Any good tips on how to check out the same night that doesn't scream I'VE ONLY USED YOUR HOTEL TO FUCK? O

I've spent my fair share of time in hotels in a previous job refurbishing them and nearly every staff member would say to me they knew immediately when people check in when it's used for sex so they probably already know. Also, they don't care as they see it day in day out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I work night shift in a hotel. I dont give a flock. I have seen so many things nothing shocks me. Just walk out happy and proud you can be who you want to be and loving life."

Care to share?

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By *ORDERMANMan
over a year ago

wrexham

Surely by now the couple must have booked out..

How did it go

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By *bwlookingforfunWoman
over a year ago

crawley

"I work at hotel.

Just leave your key in the room and leave. Yes, we do judge.

Why do you judge? Why do you care.. I really dont understand why.

Yes I totally agree, in particular as this current FB member admits in the forum that she judges FFS !!"

I hope you understand the irony of what I said, since I'm on fab myself,and all of my meets are at hotels.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I used to call this the walk of shame, when we first started swinging, but now i call it the strut of smugness, knowing that all the staff prob know what we were up to & are also prob very jealous!

Love this! I play in hotels and just strut out with a huge, filthy grin

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we got a room once right next to the reception desk 4 of us went in and were in for around 3 hours

came out smiling said bye to receptionist

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By *bsinthe_boyMan
over a year ago

Luton

Honestly, people who work in hotels don't care as long as you don't damage the room or have extra guests stay overnight.

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