FabSwingers.com forum: Not getting meets, help and advice on my profile.

By *layfulpairsx OP Couple
over a year ago

Southend

Ladies help me out here. Very bored of these threads. FFS do some research guys. There are ten zillion threads like this.

But to recap,ladies feel free to add your pet peeves.

Here's your starters for 10.

Gentlemen take note:

1. No stupid Stud,cock,massive dick,Shafter, backdoor smasher skankbanger usernames. No dick pics. You aren't in Steel Panther. They ARE taking the piss. 17 girls in a row yeah right.

2. Photos wearing clothes. Pref a white shirt.

3. Don't whine, it's deeply unattractive.

4. Don't be needy,see above.

5. If you don't get a reply they don't fancy you. Move on. See 3 and 4.

6. If you get a polite rejection, don't ask why? See 3,4 and 5.

7. Don't send a snotty message if you don't get a reply within a nanosecond. See 3-6.

8. Don't be desparate to shag anything with a pulse. Seriously.

9. Be interesting.

10. Learn to flirt, but don't expect anything.

11. Look at other blokes' profiles who ask for advice and who get nowhere, do the opposite and read the replies.

12. Ladies who swing are MORE DISCRIMINATING than some girl who's d*unk in a pub.

13. NO dick pics. Repeat.

14. See 1 and 13. No Sky remotes or monster energy cans either.

15. Girls like to unwrap you and find out for themselves. Don't put it all out there. See 1,13&14.

16. Be interested in the lady. She's an individual. You are one of at least 9:1 ratio and maybe 50% of ladies profiles are fakes anyway.

17. See above as similar number of couples profiles are fakes too.

18. Nobody wants to see you wank.

19. Even if your cock is huge. Few women are charmed by a large cock. Are you charmed by a capacious fanny?

20. Very important. Dont wank and type or message. Total giveaway. Do that before or after messaging.

Not any kind of expert here but I do play with 2 bisexual girls. Every week.

It took a while to get here. A LONG while.

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By *urvyandCurious999Woman
over a year ago

Hiding from twats

Read the profiles. Cannot emphasise this enough.

Check your spelling, punctuation and grammar when sending messages. And don't just say hi or hey.

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By *uliaChrisCouple
over a year ago

westerham

It’s not the first time you’ve mentioned that you play with two bisexual girls regularly.....

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By *layfulpairsx OP Couple
over a year ago

Southend

Not boastfully though we hope xx Very lucky and would like others to be successful. Frustrated that so many men just don't get it x

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By *layfulpairsx OP Couple
over a year ago

Southend

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

"It’s not the first time you’ve mentioned that you play with two bisexual girls regularly.....

He does mention that a lot. I've noticed too x

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By *roticGoddessXXWoman
over a year ago

Richmond

Love it.

Please also note that making a woman laugh is halfway there. Not guaranteed, but humor is essential.

And "hey" "how are you" and "what you up to tonight" messages make up at least half of the messages coming in. I've yet to talk to any woman who respond to any of them.

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By *eal_curves_is_backWoman
over a year ago

London

"Love it.

Please also note that making a woman laugh is halfway there. Not guaranteed, but humor is essential.

And "hey" "how are you" and "what you up to tonight" messages make up at least half of the messages coming in. I've yet to talk to any woman who respond to any of them."

I do! "Who is asking and, more importantly, why?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

could anyone please kindly tell me what I am doing wrong, as it is extremely difficult to attract any lady here.

please if possible could any lady point me to the right direction

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By *roticGoddessXXWoman
over a year ago

Richmond

"could anyone please kindly tell me what I am doing wrong, as it is extremely difficult to attract any lady here.

please if possible could any lady point me to the right direction "

As we've no idea what messages you're sending out, it's difficult to say.

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By *roticGoddessXXWoman
over a year ago

Richmond

"Love it.

Please also note that making a woman laugh is halfway there. Not guaranteed, but humor is essential.

And "hey" "how are you" and "what you up to tonight" messages make up at least half of the messages coming in. I've yet to talk to any woman who respond to any of them.

I do! "Who is asking and, more importantly, why?"

well said. VERY well said.

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By *roticGoddessXXWoman
over a year ago

Richmond

"Love it.

Please also note that making a woman laugh is halfway there. Not guaranteed, but humor is essential.

And "hey" "how are you" and "what you up to tonight" messages make up at least half of the messages coming in. I've yet to talk to any woman who respond to any of them.

I do! "Who is asking and, more importantly, why?"

By the way---LOVE the profile

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By *eal_curves_is_backWoman
over a year ago

London

"Love it.

Please also note that making a woman laugh is halfway there. Not guaranteed, but humor is essential.

And "hey" "how are you" and "what you up to tonight" messages make up at least half of the messages coming in. I've yet to talk to any woman who respond to any of them.

I do! "Who is asking and, more importantly, why?"

By the way---LOVE the profile"

Women usually do.

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By *eal_curves_is_backWoman
over a year ago

London

Nothing wrong. Maybe break the profile text up into paragraphs so it is easier to read and include a photo where people can at least get an idea of what you look like.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"could anyone please kindly tell me what I am doing wrong, as it is extremely difficult to attract any lady here.

please if possible could any lady point me to the right direction "

At risk of being slated, it would be better if you started your own thread, and not ‘hijack’ someone else’s.

Also, there are lots of threads on here, offering advice.

Good luck.

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By *tormchasingCouple
over a year ago

Essex

All spot on. Particularly no. 12! Why do guys think they have to try less on here? Guy... You have to try even harder to stand out than if you were out on the lash. And the potential outcome is SO MUCH better

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By *adMerWoman
over a year ago

Sandwich

I agree mostly, but I do like to see one or 2 cock pics. I have had meets where the penis was so tiny it really was a waste of time. If they have a small one but really rate their oral and finger skills I would consider them.

I have become incredibly picky with meets with single guys these days though.

I would also suggest single guys visit clubs and parties to get better known.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

think profile advice should be banned so that we can see people for who they are and make proper choice rather than all the guys sound and look the same because of advice given to many who now all start to resemble each other (fab robots) its so easy if your lazy you get nowhere only you know yourself so sell yourself let people see the real you right or wrong rather than the fake you someone else has made you

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By *layfulpairsx OP Couple
over a year ago

Southend

"think profile advice should be banned so that we can see people for who they are and make proper choice rather than all the guys sound and look the same because of advice given to many who now all start to resemble each other (fab robots) its so easy if your lazy you get nowhere only you know yourself so sell yourself let people see the real you right or wrong rather than the fake you someone else has made you"

That's a fair point. The issue for many is the rude,pushy,needy, male-centric profiles where they then ask for help on and don't do any research. At least they are asking. That's better than just getting arsey.

A copy paste profile is no better than a scattergun email. But at least it won't be offensive and maybe the writer might get a bit more luck. After that it's down to personality. X

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