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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

When browsing profiles, what's often the thing(s) that instantly turns you off?

Been updating my profile lately, but wouldn't say I'm the best at examining my own work from an objective viewpoint ( despite my username )

For me it's often when pics are of super close-ups

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

- Too many cock pics, especially if they are 'just after'

- action shots

- a long list of requirements that need to be fulfilled before contacting

- 'fill in later'

- 'just ask'

- code word that need to be put when messaging

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only

Untamed pubey pics, close up action shots & loads of dick pics.

Your profile looks good to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bareback pictures and lots of verifications.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One line profile text

Dick pics over a toilet

45 year old couples looking for couples in range of 18-45.

Beards and tattoos.

Sorry we’re fussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Untamed pubey pics, close up action shots & loads of dick pics.

Your profile looks good to me "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"- Too many cock pics, especially if they are 'just after'

- action shots

- a long list of requirements that need to be fulfilled before contacting

- 'fill in later'

- 'just ask'

- code word that need to be put when messaging"

Yeah when there's a long list of requirements I tend to wonder if it's really worth the effort

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cock pics, a few bad choice words as a bio pics of bareback with slim girls

(As a large girl it makes me wonder why they are bothering)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Untamed pubey pics, close up action shots & loads of dick pics.

Your profile looks good to me "

Untamed pubes would put me off too

And thanks

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

The Couples or Ladies who within a Meet Request posting, state that they're seeking Males.

But ironically, they haven't changed their filters, meaning guys cannot contact them.

I once saw one female who did exactly that, then the next day was whingeing that not one Male had made contact!

Duh!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"One line profile text

Dick pics over a toilet

45 year old couples looking for couples in range of 18-45.

Beards and tattoos.

Sorry we’re fussy "

You're really not that fussy!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bareback pictures and lots of verifications. "

What would be considered a lot of verifications?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cock pics, a few bad choice words as a bio pics of bareback with slim girls

(As a large girl it makes me wonder why they are bothering) "

Plenty of guys like both larger and smaller girls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cock pics, a few bad choice words as a bio pics of bareback with slim girls

(As a large girl it makes me wonder why they are bothering)

Plenty of guys like both larger and smaller girls "

I know I maybe should have worded that differently however I do know that SOME guys will sleep with women they wouldn't look at twice so the heckles do come up a bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To many verifications & pics of bb no thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When browsing profiles, what's often the thing(s) that instantly turns you off?

Been updating my profile lately, but wouldn't say I'm the best at examining my own work from an objective viewpoint ( despite my username )

For me it's often when pics are of super close-ups"

rants, you will be blocked if you do this this this this and this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

verifications that give in depth sexual details about the meet

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By *.H.SMan
over a year ago

London

more instructions on dos and donts than a gordon ramsey cook book lol.

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

cahoots

Those ridiculous warning messages....especially the ones that think they are on Facebook.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One line profile text

Dick pics over a toilet

45 year old couples looking for couples in range of 18-45.

Beards and tattoos.

Sorry we’re fussy "

Beards and tattoos is personal taste, but I think the first two particularly aren't so much as fussy, but in fact turn offs for the overwhelming majority of the site?

B

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Profiles that go on about how wonderful they are, other turn offs include:-

Bareback

Dom

Sub

Daddy

Sir

Hotwife

Cuck

420 friendly

“We won’t shag the whole site” snobs

“No time wasters” they are usually the timewasters!

Social only meets first

No pics

Little text

First pic a cock

Close up boob shots only

Anyone body shaming from “no fat people” to “real women have curbs”

Tons of rules

Insistent on face pics first message

Club meets only

No kissing nonsense

Smokers

Heavy drinkers

Non mutual players

.........

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Profiles that go on about how wonderful they are, other turn offs include:-

Bareback

Dom

Sub

Daddy

Sir

Hotwife

Cuck

420 friendly

“We won’t shag the whole site” snobs

“No time wasters” they are usually the timewasters!

Social only meets first

No pics

Little text

First pic a cock

Close up boob shots only

Anyone body shaming from “no fat people” to “real women have curbs”

Tons of rules

Insistent on face pics first message

Club meets only

No kissing nonsense

Smokers

Heavy drinkers

Non mutual players

.........

"

Looks like a long list, but I pretty much agree with all of this!

Great profile btw

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"One line profile text

Dick pics over a toilet

45 year old couples looking for couples in range of 18-45.

Beards and tattoos.

Sorry we’re fussy

Beards and tattoos is personal taste, but I think the first two particularly aren't so much as fussy, but in fact turn offs for the overwhelming majority of the site?

B"

I can deal with one line profile texts - then again I think women can get away with this a bit more than men

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By *ransBoiTV/TS
over a year ago

Somewhere


"more instructions on dos and donts than a gordon ramsey cook book lol. "

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By *ny1localMan
over a year ago

READING


"Profiles that go on about how wonderful they are, other turn offs include:-

Bareback

Dom

Sub

Daddy

Sir

Hotwife

Cuck

420 friendly

“We won’t shag the whole site” snobs

“No time wasters” they are usually the timewasters!

Social only meets first

No pics

Little text

First pic a cock

Close up boob shots only

Anyone body shaming from “no fat people” to “real women have curbs”

Tons of rules

Insistent on face pics first message

Club meets only

No kissing nonsense

Smokers

Heavy drinkers

Non mutual players

.........

Looks like a long list, but I pretty much agree with all of this!

Great profile btw

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Single male accounts with multiple pictures of them having sex with women.

Especially bareback pictures... plus any form of bareback tbh.

"Don't worry I didn't use a condom as it was an ex girlfriend and the ex had given me permission to use those pictures......honest!"

Sorry but I can't think of 1 ex girlfriend who would be happy with me posting online / Fab sexually graphic pictures of us both taken during our previous relationship. It's pretty implausible and suggests a less than fully honest person to us.

KJ x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bareback pictures and lots of verifications.

What would be considered a lot of verifications?"

Yeah I'm curious as well what would be to many verifications? (Especially as you can end up with quite a few social veris just for attending a single party)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We're swingers but we don't meet men women or couples if you message us you will be blocked, we will find you, oh and no pic no chat and they've got no pics!!

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By *ucky88oMan
over a year ago

london

Up close vagina pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone want to provide some comments on my profile lol?

I generally get stuck. Don’t want to be over prescriptive but don’t want to not say enough.

Feels like a mine field for a guy on here ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Overly negative profiles

List of demands

Says in their profile they will never give you a face photo but insist you send one in your first email.

People who are only thinking of themselves and what they want out of a meet.

Late night status staying if you have sniff you can come and have sex with the wife/girlfriend.

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By *andKBCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

Cock shots with condoms full of cum (just why?!)

Rant type profiles

People with 100s of demands like you must be this and must do this types.

Bad spelling or text speak like to a point it isn't even readable!

Couples who want to meet women or couples only but the female is straight... Why do you want to meet women??

Profiles where couples want to meet women but the man just wants to watch I'm not a circus monkey

Dogging only people (personal preference on that one)

Single guys who cant accommodate and can't provide face pics (mostly this is people cheating in our experience)

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By *eal_curves_is_backWoman
over a year ago

London


"more instructions on dos and donts than a gordon ramsey cook book lol. "

More than one picture of the same body part. Expecting women to be impressed by that.

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By *eal_curves_is_backWoman
over a year ago

London

Mentions of 420 and dogging.

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By *andKBCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth


"Mentions of 420 and dogging."

We had a single guy once message us every day for three weeks asking us to go to dogging!! It's when we were very new so didn't know about blocking, etc. Needless to say he's been blocked for a while now hahaha

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By *rHornyGentMan
over a year ago

South East London

People who put up Christmas and New Year meets in their profile banner in July.

Get a grip FFS, it’s July!!

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By *rotic-TouchTV/TS
over a year ago

doncaster

Ones that wax lyrical how genuine honest and not a time waster who usually turn out to be the worse kind of Messer's

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By *itty n TomCouple
over a year ago

hastings

The name.. some just scream no at you

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By *indkink82Man
over a year ago

Caistor

Well just kinda general I am the best and don't the world forget it type....

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By *ipvanwinkieMan
over a year ago

out of town!

Intemperate rants, demands, “420 / chemsex” (usually they’re looking for free ) and terrible spelling and / or grammar.

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By *eal_curves_is_backWoman
over a year ago

London


"Mentions of 420 and dogging.

We had a single guy once message us every day for three weeks asking us to go to dogging!! It's when we were very new so didn't know about blocking, etc. Needless to say he's been blocked for a while now hahaha"

I have blocked very good-looking guys with excellent profile texts just for that.

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By *ingle Dad SeekingMan
over a year ago

Northern England

"fill in later" I'm surprised nobody has mentioned this before.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cock pics, a few bad choice words as a bio pics of bareback with slim girls

(As a large girl it makes me wonder why they are bothering) "

I have a wide variety in taste. I can be incredibly sexually and psychologically attracted to any number of people, for many different reasons. You’re missing out on what could be a lovely experience, due to your mind playing tricks on you; I find that to be incredibly sad. (In the way that, it’s upsetting that you view things in the way you describe) I must add, I’ve never messaged you before, thus - this is merely observational, opposed to an outburst at having been turned down.

My only pet peeve is: those that would want me to shave off my ginger pubes? What UTTER, UTTER MADNESS!

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By *arcuszMan
over a year ago

Billingshurst

Hypocritical profiles and the 101 demands types.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A profile with 7500 words

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By *herrySnickersWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Dick pics

Smokers

No description/pics in the profile

Wallpaper

Toilets

Messy houses

Remote controls/cans of deodorant/bottles- dick size comparisons

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By *herrySnickersWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere


"When browsing profiles, what's often the thing(s) that instantly turns you off?

Been updating my profile lately, but wouldn't say I'm the best at examining my own work from an objective viewpoint ( despite my username )

For me it's often when pics are of super close-ups"

Ps your profile is quite cute

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

1). The profiles where in BLOCK CAPITALS, a full list of what the OP Does Expect and/Or Doesn't Expect from those prepared to make contact, let alone meet up.

By the time, you've worked out what does or doesn't match, you have lost the will to live!

2) People who make sweeping or even semi-accusatory views within their profiles and label everyone as the same.

EG, seen this week in a Couple's profile, it said that any Male who cannot accommodate is obviously Married and playing away behind his wife's back!

I'm Single, don't accommodate but say why not, but was still included in that statement!

3) People who on talking back & forth then ask "what are you into / what do you like?"

Well, if you read my profile, you'd know!

Same goes for, "Do you accommodate?" Read my profile!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smoking, no public pics of any kind (who are you hiding from?), requests to put certain words in message title.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When browsing profiles, what's often the thing(s) that instantly turns you off?

Been updating my profile lately, but wouldn't say I'm the best at examining my own work from an objective viewpoint ( despite my username )

For me it's often when pics are of super close-ups

Ps your profile is quite cute "

Not sure cute was what I was going for - but thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crap photos

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By *etro8Couple
over a year ago

Southampton

Couples who only meet at group socials and clubland at weekends. The husband will come on midweek feed you a load of BS send a friends invite and pretend they want to meet in private. People who dont site verify themselves after 1 month. Husbands who promote their wife’s as bisexual to get more attention when there nothing more than curious at the most. Winks there as much use as a chocolate fire guard. How long have you got lol. Mary xx

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

If you are trying to write a profile to work for everybody you are fighting a losing battle. Reading the threads on here will tell you that the main turn offs are:

Dick pics.

No dick pics.

Action shots.

No action shots.

Close ups.

No close ups.

Graphic descriptions of what you can do for the person you are looking for.

No graphic descriptions etc. etc.

You get the picture. About the only universally despised part of a profile is the use of a codeword.

If you reply to this please put "llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch" in the first line and if you typo it everyone on the site will block you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bareback pics on single men profiles. Pics on couples profiles showing bareback between different females.

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By *etro8Couple
over a year ago

Southampton

lol nearly forgot couples with multiple verifications from the same couple (15) is the most we’ve seen I think there’s a strong case for nepotism there lol.....married men supposedly working in our area looking to meet lol classic that one.....and our all time favourite “. we had a fabulous night last night you know who you are “ yes they no who they are but haven’t a F clue who you are “. Mary xx

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By *riple SCouple
over a year ago

Midlands


"When browsing profiles, what's often the thing(s) that instantly turns you off?

"

Spots on the arse!

It seems to be a problem mainly with couples where the female is if a larger build. They have several shots taken from behind and a large acne type spot on an arse cheek.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where people take pics with writing on themselves like lick me here. Much prefer suggestive photos to leve a little to my imagination

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

Moaning on a Profile ‘can’t get a meet, everyone is too stuck up’ etc...

Despise anyone who has a picture of someone else, giving them oral or some other sexual act. How do you know they have permission ? and why have it, I’ve had sex before aren’t I great.

Bragging they’re the best you’ll ever have, I doubt it.

Then the opposite, someone going on about how inexperienced they are, how they’re shy, and would like someone to take them to a club.

Other TGirls who are a lot prettier and sexier than me

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

A guy just after he has cum, with it on his stomach.

Penis with the foreskin pulled right back

Close up pictures of a woman’s vagina (controversial that one)

Sorry had to add them

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By *blasiansCouple
over a year ago

Wakefield

Good thread and will certainly help when profile rewrite due.

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By *ickedgames88Couple
over a year ago

stoke


"Profiles that go on about how wonderful they are, other turn offs include:-

Bareback

Dom

Sub

Daddy

Sir

Hotwife

Cuck

420 friendly

“We won’t shag the whole site” snobs

“No time wasters” they are usually the timewasters!

Social only meets first

No pics

Little text

First pic a cock

Close up boob shots only

Anyone body shaming from “no fat people” to “real women have curbs”

Tons of rules

Insistent on face pics first message

Club meets only

No kissing nonsense

Smokers

Heavy drinkers

Non mutual players

.........

"

Ha ha ......pretty much all of the above would be on our list too. But, we are one of those on your list to avoid (club meets only!), lol.x

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple
over a year ago

Chester

Pic after Pic of the fem especially all in same outfit, non of the male or one blurry pic or cock pic. Profile of genetalia only, hairy or jizzed even worse. Orgy pics, general lots sex position pics, thanks for the lessons. BB is a no.

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By *p4funCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth


"- Too many cock pics, especially if they are 'just after'

- action shots

- a long list of requirements that need to be fulfilled before contacting

- 'fill in later'

- 'just ask'

- code word that need to be put when messaging"

Agree x

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By *eal_curves_is_backWoman
over a year ago

London


"1). The profiles where in BLOCK CAPITALS, a full list of what the OP Does Expect and/Or Doesn't Expect from those prepared to make contact, let alone meet up.

By the time, you've worked out what does or doesn't match, you have lost the will to live!

2) People who make sweeping or even semi-accusatory views within their profiles and label everyone as the same.

EG, seen this week in a Couple's profile, it said that any Male who cannot accommodate is obviously Married and playing away behind his wife's back!

I'm Single, don't accommodate but say why not, but was still included in that statement!

3) People who on talking back & forth then ask "what are you into / what do you like?"

Well, if you read my profile, you'd know!

Same goes for, "Do you accommodate?" Read my profile!!!!!!

"

Welcome to the club!

Although I think the literate majority still do. It is the desperados with no respect for others that don't. Block block block!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Usernames!

The rest seems to be the normal and as someone has already said you'll be damned if you do and damned if you don't. So as you won't be able to please very many, write it from yourself. That's way more attractive tbh

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By *nce a MinxWoman
over a year ago

near basingstoke

Multiple cock pics- especially over toilets or next to a remote control

Text speak

"I don't bite- unless you ask/too hard"

Bareback

Pics of women sucking cock- if you're a straight man, why not show a pic of what you do for the lady....

Cum shots

Location- "close to you "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Usernames!

The rest seems to be the normal and as someone has already said you'll be damned if you do and damned if you don't. So as you won't be able to please very many, write it from yourself. That's way more attractive tbh "

yes usernames can be off putting to, you certainly know how some people's brains are wired up from some of them

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By *rotic-TouchTV/TS
over a year ago

doncaster


""fill in later" I'm surprised nobody has mentioned this before. "
it has been mentioned above if you look !

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By *rotic-TouchTV/TS
over a year ago

doncaster

Hate the you won't be disappointed and verifs that state this really crack me up !

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By *uffintwoCouple
over a year ago

Gerrards Cross

Profiles with titles including words like 'slut' (have some respect)

Poor spelling and grammar

Text speak

Meaningless pictures on profile but insist you send face picture

Close ups of genitals

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

couples who want to meet a single female and expect her to perform for the husband. why not just let the lady meet women alone

asking to snapchat , im not fucking 18!!

not reading profile

im horny meet me now

love live laugh stickers on wall

photos over toilet seats

soft swap couples

unbalanced couples,usually hot fem and ugly male

that's enough negativity for the day for me

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By *requent_FerryersCouple
over a year ago

Norwich to Great Yarmouth (by river)

"420 Friendly"

Any single female profile that states "My hubby/partner/FB will be there for my safety"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

50 veris on a profile 1 month old

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Profiles that go on about how wonderful they are, other turn offs include:-

Bareback

Dom

Sub

Daddy

Sir

Hotwife

Cuck

420 friendly

“We won’t shag the whole site” snobs

“No time wasters” they are usually the timewasters!

Social only meets first

No pics

Little text

First pic a cock

Close up boob shots only

Anyone body shaming from “no fat people” to “real women have curbs”

Tons of rules

Insistent on face pics first message

Club meets only

No kissing nonsense

Smokers

Heavy drinkers

Non mutual players

.........

"

Amen to that, and let’s not start of messages, be polite people open it, then either respond to it or delete the fucking thing, nothing worse than an in box full of read messages and you wondering are they interested am on on the tie to do list but just not today or have they read it and can’t be bothered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Verification in person on a females profile who had been a site member for 90 mins... quick work love, was he typing the verification while you were finishing him off !!

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By *hedevilwearspradaWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere nearby

Close up pussy shots. I love pussy, I just don’t want to see them when I’m perusing Fab on my tea break! Same goes for a million cock shots.

Arrogance

Ridiculous spelling - nawty, gorjus/gawjus, boi, sexi

Massive lists of do’s and don’ts (then with pics of person doing the aforementioned donts!)

Anything Sydney Uni related!

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By *ickDastardlyMan
over a year ago

North East

I can't stand when women and couples put

"dont even BOTHER messaging me unless your over 8inches."

I just imagine they get the measuring tape out when they meet.

Huge lists of do's and do not's.

Close ups of vaginas.

Photos filtered to death.

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By *eal_curves_is_backWoman
over a year ago

London


"Verification in person on a females profile who had been a site member for 90 mins... quick work love, was he typing the verification while you were finishing him off !!"

They may have met before she joined the site. She may have had another profile. They may know each other outside the site.

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By *eal_curves_is_backWoman
over a year ago

London


"Profiles that go on about how wonderful they are, other turn offs include:-

Bareback

Dom

Sub

Daddy

Sir

Hotwife

Cuck

420 friendly

“We won’t shag the whole site” snobs

“No time wasters” they are usually the timewasters!

Social only meets first

No pics

Little text

First pic a cock

Close up boob shots only

Anyone body shaming from “no fat people” to “real women have curbs”

Tons of rules

Insistent on face pics first message

Club meets only

No kissing nonsense

Smokers

Heavy drinkers

Non mutual players

.........

Amen to that, and let’s not start of messages, be polite people open it, then either respond to it or delete the fucking thing, nothing worse than an in box full of read messages and you wondering are they interested am on on the tie to do list but just not today or have they read it and can’t be bothered "

Never visit your Sent folder. You will sleep better.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

-Egocentric people who have generic quotes like "quality not quantity" and their verifications say something else.

-Ranty profiles

-list of their biblical commandments

Quote "this" in the subject bar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't stand when women and couples put

"dont even BOTHER messaging me unless your over 8inches."

I just imagine they get the measuring tape out when they meet.

Huge lists of do's and do not's.

Close ups of vaginas.

Photos filtered to death.

"

Haha yeahh

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By *stwoCouple
over a year ago

anywhere

Cock pics and females in single guys profile pics

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By *ge_load_ladMan
over a year ago

NW & Mids

A couples prof (esp where the guy is bi) with only pics of the F

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Verification in person on a females profile who had been a site member for 90 mins... quick work love, was he typing the verification while you were finishing him off !!

They may have met before she joined the site. She may have had another profile. They may know each other outside the site."

Maybe but maybe not, especially when her profile reads “ I am new here”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Profiles that go on about how wonderful they are, other turn offs include:-

Bareback

Dom

Sub

Daddy

Sir

Hotwife

Cuck

420 friendly

“We won’t shag the whole site” snobs

“No time wasters” they are usually the timewasters!

Social only meets first

No pics

Little text

First pic a cock

Close up boob shots only

Anyone body shaming from “no fat people” to “real women have curbs”

Tons of rules

Insistent on face pics first message

Club meets only

No kissing nonsense

Smokers

Heavy drinkers

Non mutual players

.........

Amen to that, and let’s not start of messages, be polite people open it, then either respond to it or delete the fucking thing, nothing worse than an in box full of read messages and you wondering are they interested am on on the tie to do list but just not today or have they read it and can’t be bothered

Never visit your Sent folder. You will sleep better. "

That’s a great idea

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By *otwhenwetCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire

User names with webcam in them or veris just full of webcam verifications. Not a put off entirely but seems those who have those particulars moan the most about others. Almost annoying as people complaining about how others wish to play be it full swap or just soft swap, kiss or not kiss each have their own dynamics and there are many who match these, if something isn't to our liking we move on and don't bitch about it.

It maybe a sex site but doesn't mean we are all obligated to playing with everyone or do everything in the karma sutra book either. We find some reqs help as it narrows down the matching of suitable play mates.

Cock or spread arse/bag pics for profile images not something going to get us aroused though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toilet pic, especially unkempt toilets;

Only cock pics, one guy had 31 from every angle imaginable;

Pics of lady sucking guy off with her face showing but none of his face;

Racist remarks;

Arrogance;

Bareback.

Your profile is good OP.

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By *ocks99Man
over a year ago

Reading

One line profiles, no interests.

No pics, yet insist on yours.

Singles that only meet with a partner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only close up pics of genitalia.

Pubes

Use of the word daddy

Smokers

Beards

Untidy houses

Cum pics.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bareback pictures and lots of verifications.

What would be considered a lot of verifications?"

Limit of six

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By *irky_coupleCouple
over a year ago

kirky

Single female "won't meet without my fb"

have a couples profile

then!

420 friendly,anyone know mandy/ status = instablock

Must be this,that or whatever.

Too much hard work when it's meant to be a laugh.

The list goes on but these get our goat. Everyone else has covered all the other irritants

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By *otwhenwetCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire


"A couples prof (esp where the guy is bi) with only pics of the F "

That does get our goat up, if its a couples profile at least some pics of both and not just genitalia either, doesn't have to be faces but at least show there's two of you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lots of dick pics

Bareback pics

Status updates slagging off the site/threatening to leave (off you pop then!)

Moaning about "rude" women who don't reply

Those who moan about "too many" verifications

Drug users/heavy drinkers/smokers

Any mention of Mother Nature/Time of the month

People begging for Fabs on their pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People with hot in thier profile name when they are obviously not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whining profiles. long boring profiles. Lists of demands. Close up pics.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Discriminating folks because of their build or how they look.

Women who only meet with twenty years below their own age.

Can't travel/can't accommodate.

Hairy cocks/pussies covered in cum.

People who post meets then block everybody from messaging.

I like the fact that everyone's different, that's what makes the world turn but sometimes you can look at photos or read a profile and you think yeahhh, they, he or she looks or sounds ace only to be completely turned off by one of the above.

These are my dislikes on a profile because it can stop you meeting but everyone is entitled to do what they want on their profiles irrelevant of whether anyone else likes it or not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When browsing profiles, what's often the thing(s) that instantly turns you off?

Spots on the arse!

It seems to be a problem mainly with couples where the female is if a larger build. They have several shots taken from behind and a large acne type spot on an arse cheek."

Sorry to agree but that really grosses me out too!

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

Uranium

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only want to meet women or couples really single men are the best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Status updates bragging about others they're chatting to alluding to sexual convos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“BBC only” surely they can then block all men and, message the two black men within a 60 mile radius?

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

I have a number of filters when deciding who comes to my house but one of the things I look for is not just their veris but also if they verify people back. Quite a few don't and my personal view is that if they can't be arsed to verify then they aren't for me.

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By *justfunxMan
over a year ago

pembs

Profiles that recieve first meet in person veri 2 mins after joining.

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By *inkysexpotMan
over a year ago

leeds

Ranty/angry profiles

Profiles that read like they are gods gift

Demanding

Cum shots/close ups

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Profiles that recieve first meet in person veri 2 mins after joining."

I had a well verified couples profile. When my partner didnt want to swing any more I created a single profile and messaged a few of the people I had met before and asked them to verify my new profile. It doesn't mean I'm fake because I quickly got verifications.

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

Action shots

Super close ups

420

Demanding or negative blurb

And sometimes the username

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By *2699Man
over a year ago

maldon

When you see on the meets , going to whatever club this Friday, come and say hi,all the photos are of a woman showing her tits or arse , no face pics , so who are you suppose to say hi to , don't think I'd get very far going round a club asking all the women if they've got a mole on the left tit before getting a slap although might be a ice breaker lol

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By *eal_curves_is_backWoman
over a year ago

London


"“BBC only” surely they can then block all men and, message the two black men within a 60 mile radius?"

Unless of course they are somewhere like London.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too many penises, close ups, I tend to read the words first ( Mrs cagey) and I hate when it says “ask me” or something silly like that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just seen a woman and she has an amazing figure but it would appear she has anal bitch in large writing tattooed on her arse cheeks, sorry but I don't find that sexy at all

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By *adame 2SwordsWoman
over a year ago

Victoria, London

loads of verifications

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spotty arses

Pubes beyond control

Sky remotes or beer cans next to dicks

“420 friendly” on their profiles

The list goes on......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Can’t meet at the drop of a hat”

I have no idea why this winds me up so much but it really does,

V

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"“Can’t meet at the drop of a hat”

I have no idea why this winds me up so much but it really does,

V"

I agree. Also "I won't bite unless you ask".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fat road kill fannies. Or large women who like BBC because a fellas cock has to pass through five inches of fat before it even touches their pussy lips haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cum shots...

People who describe themselves as good looking...

Webcam verifications only

Verification hunters

Not enough profile info (its what its there for)

We kind of try to see past all the picture stuff and look for a well written descriptive profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

420 Friendly.

We’re such lightweights lol

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By *uliaChrisCouple
over a year ago

westerham

Relaxed

Easy going

Open minded

Ask me whatever you want to know

(Just about covers 93% of male profiles)

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By *uliaChrisCouple
over a year ago

westerham


"Bareback pictures and lots of verifications.

What would be considered a lot of verifications?

Limit of six

"

Oops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"“Can’t meet at the drop of a hat”

I have no idea why this winds me up so much but it really does,

V

I agree. Also "I won't bite unless you ask". "

Yes!!! I’d forgotten about that one . Yuk!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Profiles that go on about how wonderful they are, other turn offs include:-

Bareback

Dom

Sub

Daddy

Sir

Hotwife

Cuck

420 friendly

“We won’t shag the whole site” snobs

“No time wasters” they are usually the timewasters!

Social only meets first

No pics

Little text

First pic a cock

Close up boob shots only

Anyone body shaming from “no fat people” to “real women have curbs”

Tons of rules

Insistent on face pics first message

Club meets only

No kissing nonsense

Smokers

Heavy drinkers

Non mutual players

.........

"

Question is here... What do you like? Ha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Bareback crew,The grumpy moaning ones that always updating and complaining and the attention seekers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Profiles that go on about how wonderful they are, other turn offs include:-

Bareback

Dom

Sub

Daddy

Sir

Hotwife

Cuck

420 friendly

“We won’t shag the whole site” snobs

“No time wasters” they are usually the timewasters!

Social only meets first

No pics

Little text

First pic a cock

Close up boob shots only

Anyone body shaming from “no fat people” to “real women have curbs”

Tons of rules

Insistent on face pics first message

Club meets only

No kissing nonsense

Smokers

Heavy drinkers

Non mutual players

.........

Question is here... What do you like? Ha! "

We guess from over 500 meets we’d say we take a fairly relaxed view on profiles, ain’t these all just sensible?

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By *irginieWoman
over a year ago

Near Marlborough

All of the above but I’ve got a new one that’s only just started to turn me off.

It’s the “frog leg pose” (knees out ankles in) that men do when they take a picture of their cock and legs from above whilst lying down. It’s everywhere. And for some reason I find it quite off putting (and I quite like cocks)

Just stop doing it please

V x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cock pics

Action pics

Loads of veris x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

those that are nasty towards other people's imperfections

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By *ollycouple71Couple
over a year ago

manchester


"When you see on the meets , going to whatever club this Friday, come and say hi,all the photos are of a woman showing her tits or arse , no face pics , so who are you suppose to say hi to , don't think I'd get very far going round a club asking all the women if they've got a mole on the left tit before getting a slap although might be a ice brea lol"

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By *carlettxWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Biggest turn off for me is a blank profile pic and the ‘fill in later’

Next .....

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

When I see 'try me, mmmmmmm', plus all of the above.

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By *ubsteffTV/TS
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Spelling mistakes

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By *esires of HertsCouple
over a year ago

Herts and London Borders

Social meet first...

Those stating they will progress

Chat only on Kik

No thanks to those two requests

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jungle pubes

Bareback pics on single profiles

Text talk

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By *eviant and BemusedCouple
over a year ago

Burton

Close ups of genitals complete with stubble and ingrown hairs in bad lighting.

Aggressive tone.

Privacy notice and password

Bad grammar and/or spelling.

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By *irty desireWoman
over a year ago

newcatle

Am guilty of all the above.. but it works for me! Just saying depends what you want from fab.. x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Great responses! Feel like this needs a follow up thread "What profile elements turn you on?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Great responses! Feel like this needs a follow up thread "What profile elements turn you on?""

Yes. Good shout

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Great responses! Feel like this needs a follow up thread "What profile elements turn you on?""

When it’s a woman or a couple. Lol

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Endless pics of them with either just cock pics or all of their previous conquests.

No thanks

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"All of the above but I’ve got a new one that’s only just started to turn me off.

It’s the “frog leg pose” (knees out ankles in) that men do when they take a picture of their cock and legs from above whilst lying down. It’s everywhere. And for some reason I find it quite off putting (and I quite like cocks)

Just stop doing it please

V x

"

Even worse when they still have their socks on.

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By *xMFM3sumsxxWoman
over a year ago

SouthWest Lancashire

Women sucking your dick, shows you want your dick sucked and i cba.

Pic of mostly a woman and the tip of your cock is in the pic somewhere if we get out a magnifying glass.

Nothing but close up cocks.

No profile writing to tell if your into the same as me.

On the other hand you giving oral (to a guy or woman) is hot as fuck i gotta say.

*you in general, not you personally.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m agreeing with missdevil, I get massively put off by prices involving others

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By *ebra LoungeCouple
over a year ago

Dublin


"Profiles that go on about how wonderful they are, other turn offs include:-

Bareback

Dom

Sub

Daddy

Sir

Hotwife

Cuck

420 friendly

“We won’t shag the whole site” snobs

“No time wasters” they are usually the timewasters!

Social only meets first

No pics

Little text

First pic a cock

Close up boob shots only

Anyone body shaming from “no fat people” to “real women have curbs”

Tons of rules

Insistent on face pics first message

Club meets only

No kissing nonsense

Smokers

Heavy drinkers

Non mutual players

.........

Looks like a long list, but I pretty much agree with all of this!

Great profile btw

"

It is a very comprehensive list ( we ourselves are guilty of few points noted) though I did find one that should definitely be added to that list...

Couples profiles with barely any photos of the male half..... makes you wonder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"those that are nasty towards other people's imperfections"

Lol this. You will see things like if you look like Quasimodo piss off. Then you look at their photos and think do you have a mirror in your house?

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"Those ridiculous warning messages....especially the ones that think they are on Facebook."

Yeah I've just today decided to stick one of these in (I never used to, as I'm sure they are bollocks) but the Facebook one is ridiculous.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol looks as though im fucked then ...

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Jigsaw puzzle profile pics - pieces of this and that, often weird angles. But they don't fit together to give much of a clue if you may or may not fancy them.

Action shot pics

Pics where the user is less shown than someone else

No effort, such as 'ask away'

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By *imon_hydeMan
over a year ago

Stockport

Photos with a toilet in the background.

420 shite

No kissing

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"“No time wasters” they are usually the timewasters!

"

I often suspect this lol. It's definitely a turn-off as it back-foots people from the outset. There is always a time losing gamble on here!

My biggest bugbear (it's a race thing so turn away if offended) is the 'sorry, no black people' line. I've seen people go on to try and justify it on their profile! Why not list all the races you're not interested in? And how many unwanted contacts do you get? It's just so unnecessary and quite provocative too, like the stupid golly statement that's doing the rounds again online. It instantly puts me off, and I just perceive underlying issues every time I see it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Young, dumb and full of cum". Always makes me cringe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When browsing profiles, what's often the thing(s) that instantly turns you off?

Been updating my profile lately, but wouldn't say I'm the best at examining my own work from an objective viewpoint ( despite my username )

100's of veries and 134 pics of a dick ( and yes a guy once really did have that many pics of just his dick 9n his profile) I know, I am sad for scrolling through each and every single one but in my defence I really couldn't believe anyone could be so lacking in imagination and I was willing the next pic to be something, anything other than his penis lol

For me it's often when pics are of super close-ups"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Photos with a toilet in the background.

420 shite

No kissing

"

yes two good observations here that put me off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shaved pubes on a man, especially if he has a hairy body.

Men in women's clothing

Men who only have pics of a limp cock on profile (can it even get hard?)

Drug usage including 420

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Profiles that go on about how wonderful they are, other turn offs include:-

Bareback

Dom

Sub

Daddy

Sir

Hotwife

Cuck

420 friendly

“We won’t shag the whole site” snobs

“No time wasters” they are usually the timewasters!

Social only meets first

No pics

Little text

First pic a cock

Close up boob shots only

Anyone body shaming from “no fat people” to “real women have curbs”

Tons of rules

Insistent on face pics first message

Club meets only

No kissing nonsense

Smokers

Heavy drinkers

Non mutual players

.........

Looks like a long list, but I pretty much agree with all of this!

Great profile btw

It is a very comprehensive list ( we ourselves are guilty of few points noted) though I did find one that should definitely be added to that list...

Couples profiles with barely any photos of the male half..... makes you wonder "

Strangely the male in your profile is barely in any pictures

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By *irginieWoman
over a year ago

Near Marlborough


"Profiles that go on about how wonderful they are, other turn offs include:-

Bareback

Dom

Sub

Daddy

Sir

Hotwife

Cuck

420 friendly

“We won’t shag the whole site” snobs

“No time wasters” they are usually the timewasters!

Social only meets first

No pics

Little text

First pic a cock

Close up boob shots only

Anyone body shaming from “no fat people” to “real women have curbs”

Tons of rules

Insistent on face pics first message

Club meets only

No kissing nonsense

Smokers

Heavy drinkers

Non mutual players

.........

Looks like a long list, but I pretty much agree with all of this!

Great profile btw

It is a very comprehensive list ( we ourselves are guilty of few points noted) though I did find one that should definitely be added to that list...

Couples profiles with barely any photos of the male half..... makes you wonder

Strangely the male in your profile is barely in any pictures "

I was just about to say that

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By *ittlemisssassypantsCouple
over a year ago

South East Wales

Little to no profile text

‘Mmmmm’ dotted throughout the profile

Terrible punctuation, grammar, spelling

The word ‘nawty’ makes me cringe

420 friendly

Blurry/unclear pictures

No pics of the Male half, or just their cock and no body shots- I am aware there are more pictures of me than MrT on ours, but that’s because I like taking pics, and maybe a little bit thirsty

But you can see exactly what he looks like, from the neck down

Close up pics of men’s arseholes- just why???????

Code words

Couples with a bi lady where the profile states that they don’t reciprocate

Super long profiles with lots of rules, I get bored reading them

Any kind of legal disclaimers- they mean absolutely nothing

Armed forces logo thing that takes up a massive chunk of a profile page before you can even get to the actual profile text

Dirty houses

Children’s toys in the background

Sassy

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By *inkysexpotMan
over a year ago

leeds

Got another one....the actual lack of profile content

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over a year ago

Pretty much any below would be a instant click off/block

*lots of verifications

*Close up fanny pics

*a profile full of boob pics

*multiple pics of meets

*word successful

*word professional

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over a year ago

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over a year ago


"Pretty much any below would be a instant click off/block

*lots of verifications

*Close up fanny pics

*a profile full of boob pics

*multiple pics of meets

*word successful

*word professional "

Professional is a much nicer way of putting middle class and wanting similar.

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By *ebra LoungeCouple
over a year ago

Dublin


"Profiles that go on about how wonderful they are, other turn offs include:-

Bareback

Dom

Sub

Daddy

Sir

Hotwife

Cuck

420 friendly

“We won’t shag the whole site” snobs

“No time wasters” they are usually the timewasters!

Social only meets first

No pics

Little text

First pic a cock

Close up boob shots only

Anyone body shaming from “no fat people” to “real women have curbs”

Tons of rules

Insistent on face pics first message

Club meets only

No kissing nonsense

Smokers

Heavy drinkers

Non mutual players

.........

Looks like a long list, but I pretty much agree with all of this!

Great profile btw

It is a very comprehensive list ( we ourselves are guilty of few points noted) though I did find one that should definitely be added to that list...

Couples profiles with barely any photos of the male half..... makes you wonder

Strangely the male in your profile is barely in any pictures

I was just about to say that "

Duly noted... we have a good few on friends only filter... made public so feel free to perv

He is a hottie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All pictures of the same body part/pose

Cocks with Sky remotes/cans of beer next to them as a size comparison

Any reference to drug use in their profile

Copyright disclaimer messages

“Fill in later/just ask

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By *iReyWoman
over a year ago

Cheshire East

Couples who say their woman is bisexual but will only receive attention from another women and not give it

Dick pics over a toilet

A long list of do's and don'ts

That stupid University of Sidney privacy notice

"We're a professional couple"

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

Pictures that make you wish you could un-see them eeeek!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A long list of physical requirements (cock size, boob size, height, etc.) when their photos suggest that they're not exactly perfect porn star material themselves.

It's just rude, entitled and says a lot about them before you'd even meet them.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Genuine

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By *reenleavesCouple
over a year ago

North Wales

"juicy cunt / yummy cock"

Two lines of bio and the entire SYDNEY UNIVERSITY warning

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By *ittlemisssassypantsCouple
over a year ago

South East Wales

I’ve got another one...sounding pictures.

They make me feel funny, and not in a good way

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

Any picture taken in the vicinity of the toilet. People claiming to be classy. 1985 Skopos border wallpaper. Untidy houses. I could go on. PUBIC HAIR!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A long list of physical requirements (cock size, boob size, height, etc.) when their photos suggest that they're not exactly perfect porn star material themselves.

It's just rude, entitled and says a lot about them before you'd even meet them."

Agreed, its the attention that’s just gone to there heads, maybe pre fab they just didn’t get that type of attention? X

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

I don't like profiles that are negative, ranty or full of close ups of genitalia.

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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago

Stoke area

* Smokers

* The Sydney university rubbish

* Photos showing a tiny part of the single man and several action shots with different women. We want to see you, not who you went with recently.

* Huge long paragraphs that go on and on and on.

* profiles that talk just about what they want.

* being disrespectful about others regarding size , race etc.

* moaning status.

* 420

* Dom, or into rough sex.

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By *irginieWoman
over a year ago

Near Marlborough


"I’ve got another one...sounding pictures.

They make me feel funny, and not in a good way "

I have one. But it’s in private.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't like profiles that are negative, ranty or full of close ups of genitalia. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Action shots on single profiles. I'm not a huge fan of them on couples profiles either, saying that.....

Holly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"“Can’t meet at the drop of a hat”

I have no idea why this winds me up so much but it really does,

V

I agree. Also "I won't bite unless you ask".

Yes!!! I’d forgotten about that one . Yuk!"

Another fairly petty one but it really annoys.... “Hehehe”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A long list of physical requirements (cock size, boob size, height, etc.) when their photos suggest that they're not exactly perfect porn star material themselves.

It's just rude, entitled and says a lot about them before you'd even meet them.True a lot become attention seeking junkies and start power tripping bit some folks on Facebook.

Agreed, its the attention that’s just gone to there heads, maybe pre fab they just didn’t get that type of attention? X"

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