FabSwingers.com forum: THE ANSWER TO EVERY SWINGING ISSUE

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Having read soooo many problems in the advice thread the answer is in so many cases:

GO TO CLUBS.

there is no need to respond.

thank you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Having read soooo many problems in the advice thread the answer is in so many cases:

GO TO CLUBS.

there is no need to respond.

thank you."

but that doesn't solve all problems... what happens if the problem is you dont like clubs but want to meet someone in public? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And if one goes to clubs, it doesn't guarantee one ends up having fun does it

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By *acciWoman
over a year ago

leeds

Oh thats a problem lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if you haven't any local clubs?

What if you are a single guy on a long waiting list?

What if you can't afford the entrance fee?

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By *am sampsonMan
over a year ago

cwmbran

"Having read soooo many problems in the advice thread the answer is in so many cases:

GO TO CLUBS.

there is no need to respond.

thank you."

To be fair thats only the answer to why can't I get any meets threads

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By *acciWoman
over a year ago

leeds

Oh dear seems he missed a few problems lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What if you haven't any local clubs?

What if you are a single guy on a long waiting list?

What if you can't afford the entrance fee?

Or the travel there? I only managed it before Christmas as I was very naughty and got a credit card for the Christmas presents, paying for it big time now, so going to clubs isn't an option and no way would I go to the one in Gloucester

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What if you haven't any local clubs?

What if you are a single guy on a long waiting list?

What if you can't afford the entrance fee?

tis a costly business... better to have a couple of bottles of wine, a takeout from a wonderful local restaurant and a pleasant evening on the duvet with our own toys and dungenesque clobber in polite and sincere company

also known as 'come wine with me'...

Wolf

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By *landPeggyCouple
over a year ago

Holland !

tis a costly business...

Not in the Netherlands it isn't.

A trip to the sauna will cost you more once you've had a drink and a snack.

Clubs over here have free drinks and food, and, er, a sauna.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we hate clubs and prefere more personal meets, so try again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Horses for courses LOL

I like both clubs and private meets

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

I thought the OP was just being sarcastic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought the OP was just being sarcastic "

NO im sure hes wasnt xx

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

What if you are under 25?

What if you are not into d*unks?

What if you want bi sex and are male and ther eis no local bi night

What if you can only play daytimes

What if your nearest club is a dump?

What if you like the sex to flow naturally after dinner and a few drinks?

Dont think the OP thought this one though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Once again the Flames are lit, so one at a time.

2huntets: not liking clubs is not a swinging problem is is a personal preference.

Kinkykytten: In my considerable experience it does, not having fun in a means the problem is elsewhere.

Frock: no local clubs ? is a transport issues, not a swinging issue. Single guy, waiting list, is because delayed gratification is an issue. I have always got into every club on every night I have asked to go.

Affording the entrance fee is a cash flow problem not a swinging issue.

Sam: I have solved your problem.

Jacci: not so far.

Kinky: you have money problems not swinging problems.

Wolf: your personal preference is not a swinging issue.

Alandpeggy: Is you ever want a guest I'll come straight over, Partied with the Ductch is CAP last year, All I can say is OMG.....

Swingerdelight: Hating clubs is a personal preference not a swinging issue.

Sunny: you see your an optimist, the others take note.

Jzebel : Me, really, would I.....

Soapy!: top marks to you, go to the top of the class.

Jemima:

age: Lie

d*unks in clubs: don't fuck them

Bi males chose another night, you have issues of delayed gratification.

daytimes: clubs are open in the day, or improve your time management skills.

nearest club is a dump, is a transport issue.

sex flow: eat first.

Ability to think, are you kidding me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not getting meets because you wont meet in a club is a swinging problem though.. which was my point.. not the not liking clubs...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I believed its a suggestion for people at the end of the fab tether.

and again some people wont go to socials to get themselves known... its that want it ALL on a plate attitude.

if I never had attended social events, I wouldnt have met some of my future meets...and as far as i know... socials are pretty much open to anyone with enough guts to sit in a pub atmosphere and be friendly without having to try shagging someone on the spot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm

here, big time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"be friendly without having to try shagging someone on the spot"

by tie-ing someone's shoelaces together and giving them a neat jacket that lets them hug themselves, that is possible

Wolf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"be friendly without having to try shagging someone on the spot

by tie-ing someone's shoelaces together and giving them a neat jacket that lets them hug themselves, that is possible

Wolf

thats weird, as I was responding a wolf just howled on tv...

then i got thinking...what does the devil sound like!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"be friendly without having to try shagging someone on the spot

by tie-ing someone's shoelaces together and giving them a neat jacket that lets them hug themselves, that is possible

Wolf

thats weird, as I was responding a wolf just howled on tv...

then i got thinking...what does the devil sound like!!!!"

Tune the TV to a blank channel and listen very carefully... lol

Wolf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tune the TV to a blank channel and listen very carefully... lol

Wolf

They're heerrreeee xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tune the TV to a blank channel and listen very carefully... lol

Wolf

They're heerrreeee xx"

lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The post was a bit tongue in cheek, and aimed at all those that bitch about not getting a meet.

If you cannot get a meet on here, it is because something else is wrong, it is not a swinging issue.

If you don't like clubs, do not go to one, get a private meet.

Cannot get a private meet ?

then there is something else wrong, for example, bad profile, inability to communicate in writing, or just too damm ugly (this is a joke)

Yes I know ugly people have rights too. I don't want to be Ugliest or anything..

(that is a play on words, before you start)

I don't know what the individual answer is. Bottom line is if you cannot get a meet to to a club.

I cannot help it is you do not like the answer to the problem of not getting a meet.

I was thinking of running a course for people in swinging. You know, how to write a profile, how to write a message, how to get a meet, but then the people would probably want me to go and do the fucking as well.

There really is no helping some people.

Either you want to meet swingers or you don't.

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

Why do you call being disagreed with being flamed

You do understand that forums are about expressing opinions.

"Flaming is the act of posting or sending offensive messages over the Internet. These messages, called "flames," may be posted within online discussion forums or newsgroups, or sent via e-mail or instant messaging programs. The most common area where flaming takes place is online discussion forums, which are also called bulletin boards."

No one has been offensive, if you take offensive that ppl yet again are able to see problems with your suggestions, perhaps you need to reconsider using the forum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Once again the Flames are lit, so one at a time.

2huntets: not liking clubs is not a swinging problem is is a personal preference.

Kinkykytten: In my considerable experience it does, not having fun in a means the problem is elsewhere.

Affording the entrance fee is a cash flow problem not a swinging issue.

Sam: I have solved your problem.

Jacci: not so far.

Kinky: you have money problems not swinging problems.

Wolf: your personal preference is not a swinging issue.

Alandpeggy: Is you ever want a guest I'll come straight over, Partied with the Ductch is CAP last year, All I can say is OMG.....

Swingerdelight: Hating clubs is a personal preference not a swinging issue.

Sunny: you see your an optimist, the others take note.

Jzebel : Me, really, would I.....

Soapy!: top marks to you, go to the top of the class.

Jemima:

age: Lie

d*unks in clubs: don't fuck them

Bi males chose another night, you have issues of delayed gratification.

daytimes: clubs are open in the day, or improve your time management skills.

nearest club is a dump, is a transport issue.

sex flow: eat first.

Ability to think, are you kidding me.

'Kinkykytten: In my considerable experience it does, not having fun in a means the problem is elsewhere.'

I hope that comment isn't suggesting me being at fault? I certainly wasn't blaming swinging for the lack of fun at clubs nor my lack of money either. With the issue of travel, all I did was comment on someone else's comment, nothing more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

going to a club doesn't solve the problem of not getting a meet... they might not get a shag in a club either!!!! So is the answer really 'get a hooker'????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And if one goes to clubs, it doesn't guarantee one ends up having fun does it

It depends what you mean by having fun. At the one club we visited I had hours of fun comparing the clientele to various creatures which feature on wildlife programmes such as warthogs .

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

'Kinkykytten: In my considerable experience it does, not having fun in a means the problem is elsewhere.'

I hope that comment isn't suggesting me being at fault? "

WOW ! that is some misinterpretation you got all going on by yourself.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"going to a club doesn't solve the problem of not getting a meet... they might not get a shag in a club either!!!! So is the answer really 'get a hooker'????

Yes it does.

Wasn't me equating meet to sex, meeting

is one thing, fucking is another.

All I was doing was trying to help get people to get some meets who were finding it difficult.

What is wrong with you lot. Dam, you are all so serious, some of you should get out, have a meet, and maybe get laid, get some of that stress relieved.

Which brings us nicely back to the original post.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"be friendly without having to try shagging someone on the spot

by tie-ing someone's shoelaces together and giving them a neat jacket that lets them hug themselves, that is possible

Wolf

thats weird, as I was responding a wolf just howled on tv...

then i got thinking...what does the devil sound like!!!!

Tune the TV to a blank channel and listen very carefully... lol

Wolf

misread...Ive been tuning at a wank channel...felt something rise...something ungodly

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"going to a club doesn't solve the problem of not getting a meet... they might not get a shag in a club either!!!! So is the answer really 'get a hooker'????

Yes it does.

Wasn't me equating meet to sex, meeting

is one thing, fucking is another.

All I was doing was trying to help get people to get some meets who were finding it difficult.

What is wrong with you lot. Dam, you are all so serious, some of you should get out, have a meet, and maybe get laid, get some of that stress relieved.

Which brings us nicely back to the original post.

well if your just talking about a social but not sexual meet then its not a swinging problem its a social problem..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

well if your just talking about a social but not sexual meet then its not a swinging problem its a social problem..

deliberate erroneous anaphorical reference only undermines you original point of view.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well if your just talking about a social but not sexual meet then its not a swinging problem its a social problem..

deliberate erroneous anaphorical reference only undermines you original point of view.

i dont see how making a joke about your point can undermine my point of view but you go ahead and believe that... lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And if one goes to clubs, it doesn't guarantee one ends up having fun does it

It depends what you mean by having fun. At the one club we visited I had hours of fun comparing the clientele to various creatures which feature on wildlife programmes such as warthogs ."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And if one goes to clubs, it doesn't guarantee one ends up having fun does it

It depends what you mean by having fun. At the one club we visited I had hours of fun comparing the clientele to various creatures which feature on wildlife programmes such as warthogs .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"going to a club doesn't solve the problem of not getting a meet... they might not get a shag in a club either!!!! So is the answer really 'get a hooker'????

Yes it does.

Wasn't me equating meet to sex, meeting

is one thing, fucking is another.

All I was doing was trying to help get people to get some meets who were finding it difficult.

What is wrong with you lot. Dam, you are all so serious, some of you should get out, have a meet, and maybe get laid, get some of that stress relieved.

Which brings us nicely back to the original post.

Well that can't be me, so to speak as I wouldn't come moaning on the forums about why I couldn't, its more actually physically meeting that is the problem and no my fault either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Kinkykytten: In my considerable experience it does, not having fun in a means the problem is elsewhere.'

I hope that comment isn't suggesting me being at fault?

WOW ! that is some misinterpretation you got all going on by yourself. "

Well believe it or not, it isn't; I am all ready to meet, they cancel, hence I think I will stick with my friend with benefits, least he is realiable

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By *ocial_AnimalsCouple
over a year ago

glasgow

I DON'T LIKE HEARTS, SPADES OR DIAMONDS!

oh crap, wait, the OP is right...

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By *lubPartyPeepsCouple
over a year ago

London

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By *lubPartyPeepsCouple
over a year ago

London

We are a huge fan of the clubbing scene, but we will admit its not for everyone

for a variety of issues, which aren't always a 'swinging issue' but regardless of wether they are a swinging issue or not, if its an issue that stops them from going to a club, then the clubs aren't always their soloution.

We also realise the OP wasn't quite being that literal.

And we would always say to someone who has never done a club, you should go to at least one good one, once.

A crap one will put you off clubs, and possibly even the scene, for life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would like to thank the OP for making me smile, and resolutely keeping their good humour during this thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I would like to thank the OP for making me smile, and resolutely keeping their good humour during this thread

I am to please.

p.s. and keep this a secret, we don't want everyone to know that: SSHHH!!!

One of the best way's to get a meet, is to cause controversy in the forums and then you get loads of messages from people saying they agree with you, and

you can start chatting to them, hey presto meets galore....!!!

like I said don't tell anyone only an idiot would post this sort of tip in a forum !!!

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