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By *om and Lisa OP   Couple
over a year ago

gateshead

So, there's stuff in there that's not (always) in the interests of sexy time.

How do you prepare yourself to receive goods through the back door?

We were out the other day and Lisa was extremely horny.

But she didn't feel comfortable taking me analy as she wasn't sure if it would be 'clean' or not.

How do you prepare? Do you have to do it every time? Is there a shortcut? Is anal just off the cards for anything other than a planned good seeing to?

Things like douching seem to be a fumble on for a quicky.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you want the non sexy stuff out then you have to either shit it out the back door, or douche. There is no shortcut x

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By *ownhamguyMan
over a year ago

Battle

Difficult one

At the end of the day if your going to enter via the tradesmens then there is always a risk

Personally I think it's a risk worth taking but there again a love giving anal

I've cum unstuck before but there you go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need at least 2 days notice.

Bland food.

Small amounts of food.

Then I use a douche to clear myself out.

Butt plugs to prepare.

Lube.

I've never had an ''accident''.

But saying that I've also had spontaneous anal sex and been fine too. C Xx

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By *ownhamguyMan
over a year ago

Battle


"I need at least 2 days notice.

Bland food.

Small amounts of food.

Then I use a douche to clear myself out.

Butt plugs to prepare.

Lube.

I've never had an ''accident''.

But saying that I've also had

spontaneous anal sex and been fine too. C Xx "

Cant beat a bit of spontaneous anal!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I talk to my dentist about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shit happens....

Jo x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If your willing to have anal then you gotta take there’s always a chance.

As long as you don’t need to go then it should be fine but as I said. There’s always a chance but that’s part of it

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

If you're going to wander into a dark cave, expect to find a bear.

*confucious

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By *arehamMan
over a year ago

handforth

I remember I was in a sauna playing with a very nice lady and I stuck my finger up her bum and I could feel a turd waiting to come out a little bit off putting,

I was also talking to a very nice lady in a sauna she was telling us how much she loved anal sex she said it the best thing she licked to do,

But she said you have to make sure you have a good shit before you do it which I thought was very funny.

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By *heDesiCandiTV/TS
over a year ago

Leicester

The best thing is to prep - a couple of days of high fibre foods and douche till the water runs clear

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By *essica jamiesonWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh


"I remember I was in a sauna playing with a very nice lady and I stuck my finger up her bum and I could feel a turd waiting to come out a little bit off putting,

I was also talking to a very nice lady in a sauna she was telling us how much she loved anal sex she said it the best thing she licked to do,

But she said you have to make sure you have a good shit before you do it which I thought was very funny. "
Hahahahahahaha!!!!! Brill!

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By *raceytvcdTV/TS
over a year ago

mansfield


"I remember I was in a sauna playing with a very nice lady and I stuck my finger up her bum and I could feel a turd waiting to come out a little bit off putting,

I was also talking to a very nice lady in a sauna she was telling us how much she loved anal sex she said it the best thing she licked to do,

But she said you have to make sure you have a good shit before you do it which I thought was very funny. "

Get that Train out of the station

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By *abrielle247Couple (FF)
over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria

Pretty obvious really, douche and douche again and no short cuts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I remember I was in a sauna playing with a very nice lady and I stuck my finger up her bum and I could feel a turd waiting to come out a little bit off putting"

just a little bit!

I think it's a risk you take. I've done anal plenty of times and there's only been one tiny incident but I've never felt so embarrassed. I think it's best to go after you've been to the toilet and had a good clean.

Oh anal you feel so good but this is not a sexy subject to talk about!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The worst thing is when you have douched and got into a body stocking or basque and stockings... or something equally as fiddly and then you get that feeling down below that you need to go to the loo again which calls for another douching and shower this has made me late for a couple of meets before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Much as I love anal, I can only relax if I feel prepared. And under controlled circumstances, so clubs are not usually a runner. So actually rarely get to indulge.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ffs what harm can a little bit of poo do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is nothing better than than shit on your cock to provide the ultimate 'passion killer'...

Do it right or not at all...

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By *essica jamiesonWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh


"Ffs what harm can a little bit of poo do?"
Yeah coz we all like to smell faeces eh! ...

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Someone said to me once that you can't make an omelette without cracking an egg. He was reassuring me that it didn't matter if a little bit of you know what happened.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The worst thing is when you have douched and got into a body stocking or basque and stockings... or something equally as fiddly and then you get that feeling down below that you need to go to the loo again which calls for another douching and shower this has made me late for a couple of meets before "

I hear you on this.

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By *ingle Dad SeekingMan
over a year ago

Northern England


"If you're going to wander into a dark cave, expect to find a bear.

*confucious"

Eek! I watched "The Revenant" only last night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mrs loves Anal and had a few guys do Arse to mouth then in again.

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By *heDesiCandiTV/TS
over a year ago

Leicester


"The worst thing is when you have douched and got into a body stocking or basque and stockings... or something equally as fiddly and then you get that feeling down below that you need to go to the loo again which calls for another douching and shower this has made me late for a couple of meets before

I hear you on this. "

Yep, yep... the body has a mind of its own

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ffs what harm can a little bit of poo do? Yeah coz we all like to smell faeces eh! ..."

That wasn’t meant to be serious!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So, there's stuff in there that's not (always) in the interests of sexy time.

How do you prepare yourself to receive goods through the back door?

We were out the other day and Lisa was extremely horny.

But she didn't feel comfortable taking me analy as she wasn't sure if it would be 'clean' or not.

How do you prepare? Do you have to do it every time? Is there a shortcut? Is anal just off the cards for anything other than a planned good seeing to?

Things like douching seem to be a fumble on for a quicky."
you can buy an anal douche for £15 so I'm told

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or some take the shower head off and stick that up......... Omg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Preparing for anal adds to the anticipation. We can't relax properly if we don't. A good diet and regular exercise can help keep you regular. We always duch an use a lube designed for anal sex. So far we have not had any surprises!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you're going to wander into a dark cave, expect to find a bear.

*confucious"

This, Sensei

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By *lice AgainTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol


"Or some take the shower head off and stick that up......... Omg "

Works well. Repeat until clear and then pre-lube a little with a finger.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I have a meeting arranged I always give myself an enema in the morning then to clear out then an hour or so later a bowel rinse, I try to hold it in me for as long as possible as I find it very erotic. If the meeting is planned a couple of days beforehand I tend to keep off the solids and eat only soup and yogurts. I didn't follow my usual protocol recently due to being delayed for my meeting and as he was trying to enter me and he withdrew to push again and his condom was soiled. It put him off completely and quite understandable too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My wee love tunnel must be cleaner than I gave myself credit for....Mr's never had a brown boabie after it's been up there. We don't plan....just tends to be spontaneous.

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By *adysueandneroCouple
over a year ago

witney

Bottle brush and fairy liquid does the trick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bottle brush and fairy liquid does the trick."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If the bottle brush and fairy liquid doesn't work,a 2 inch engineers reamer will do the trick

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