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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Im not getting many replys can any one help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im not getting many replys can any one help "

Spend more time cropping the penis out before pasting, particularly around the curvy bits like your bell end, because the corners/lines show. #youarewelcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im not getting many replys can any one help

Spend more time cropping the penis out before pasting, particularly around the curvy bits like your bell end, because the corners/lines show. #youarewelcome"

Lol

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By *appytochatMan
over a year ago

Deep in the New Forest

Maybe there just not interested. Being yourself is all you can do. No point trying to be what someone else wants if that's not the real you. Otherwise it's going to be a let down for all involved.

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By *hewifeandiCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Your one fish in a huge ocean,just keep at it and maybe some day it'll happen for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have a nice body and dick but as already indicted you are one of many for the ladies to chose from. Having a face would help. Your age may go against you with some too.

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By *appytochatMan
over a year ago

Deep in the New Forest

"Im not getting many replys can any one help

Spend more time cropping the penis out before pasting, particularly around the curvy bits like your bell end, because the corners/lines show. #youarewelcome"

I didn't look close enough to spot the photoshop attempt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No information false photo for starters

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By *is BitchCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

To be fair your pic looks like its straight off the internet?!

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By *hewifeandiCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

"No information false photo for starters "

Ouch lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol very bad attempt with photo editing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im not getting many replys can any one help

Spend more time cropping the penis out before pasting, particularly around the curvy bits like your bell end, because the corners/lines show. #youarewelcome"

lol

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By *ohnjones3210Man
over a year ago

Chester

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By *adeiteWoman
over a year ago

Stafford

Tbh the Photoshop attempt is bloody awful.

Your profile is shit. You have no information on there. All I know about you so far is you like tomfoolery and lies!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol very bad attempt with photo editing. "

one of the funniest pictures I've seen on here.

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By *ohnjones3210Man
over a year ago

Chester

Eloooo!

Ok, so here we go;

Get rid of the dick pic from main picture. Make it less sexual - it's a well taken pic, but too sexual.

Change your age range from 18-99. Pretend that you care about ages! Women notice this stuff.

Reduce your "into" list to make you look less sexual.

Put some text into your profile. You need to appear to be special and different. Come across as being confident, fun, happy... Try to come across like a breath of fresh air.

Regarding messages, remember that women get a lot of messages. I'm not going to tell you how I do it, but make your messages interesting, non sexual, and more importantly - make them stand out.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

You have a 3 line profile, a dick pic and can't accommodate.

There's 3 reasons why you're not getting many replies!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lmao at the photoshop attempt, what are you going to do if you get a meet nd turn up with out the advertised goods? Erm sorry its cold.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lmao at the photoshop attempt, what are you going to do if you get a meet nd turn up with out the advertised goods? Erm sorry its cold. "

If I was going to ‘steal’ a cock to put on a pic I’m not sure I’d have used that one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lmao at the photoshop attempt, what are you going to do if you get a meet nd turn up with out the advertised goods? Erm sorry its cold. "

Busted.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Bless guys who think that all we want is a gigantic penis and/or we're quite that stupid.

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By *revaunanceCouple
over a year ago

Exeter

You have a three word profile, you cant accommodate, you can't travel, you have one solitary picture of your cock and you want to fuck ninety nine year old women.... Hmmm, I wonder why no one is interested?

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By *revaunanceCouple
over a year ago

Exeter

"You have a three word profile, you cant accommodate, you can't travel, you have one solitary picture of your cock and you want to fuck ninety nine year old women.... Hmmm, I wonder why no one is interested?"

Correction: You have a three word profile, you cant accommodate, you can't travel, you have one solitary picture of ANOTHER MANS cock and you want to fuck ninety nine year old women.... Hmmm, I wonder why no one is interested?

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By *uliaChrisCouple
over a year ago

westerham

Tough crowd today lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lmao at the photoshop attempt, what are you going to do if you get a meet nd turn up with out the advertised goods? Erm sorry its cold.

If I was going to ‘steal’ a cock to put on a pic I’m not sure I’d have used that one.

Yeah

At least put some effort into ya lies

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"No information false photo for starters "

This

OP you may find it astonishing but women who like sex are often perfectly intelligent and see through faked profiles.

They will be a few who decide to meet a man based solely on a cock pic. But most of us are not that desperate

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By *ohnjones3210Man
over a year ago

Chester

"No information false photo for starters

This

OP you may find it astonishing but women who like sex are often perfectly intelligent and see through faked profiles.

They will be a few who decide to meet a man based solely on a cock pic. But most of us are not that desperate

Kinky Minx! Do you remember me? Lol

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

Eastbourne is one of the few places in the country where it's worth leaving your upper age limit at 99.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No information false photo for starters

This

OP you may find it astonishing but women who like sex are often perfectly intelligent and see through faked profiles.

They will be a few who decide to meet a man based solely on a cock pic. But most of us are not that desperate

Kinky Minx! Do you remember me? Lol"

Haha

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By *wholeLotOfRosieWoman
over a year ago

Pontypridd

From the profile and fake pic I would guess you were a 13 yo boy. But they’re usually pretty good at photoshop

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Eastbourne is one of the few places in the country where it's worth leaving your upper age limit at 99."

Omg

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By *istress CockneyWoman
over a year ago

LONDON

Nothings adds up tbh?

Your one verification states was worried about meeting younger man? How come if she is 23 and you 24?

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By *ohnjones3210Man
over a year ago

Chester

"Nothings adds up tbh?

Your one verification states was worried about meeting younger man? How come if she is 23 and you 24?"

Maybe she usually meets 30 year olds or something...

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Kinky Minx! Do you remember me? Lol"

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By *ohnjones3210Man
over a year ago

Chester

"Kinky Minx! Do you remember me? Lol

I can tell you that you haven't changed your profile pic in three years! We used to chat most days. There was another lady who was popular in the forums at the time called rumpleteaser or something.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kinky Minx! Do you remember me? Lol

ouch.

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By *ohnjones3210Man
over a year ago

Chester

"Kinky Minx! Do you remember me? Lol

ouch."

Looool, I can let her off. They say when people get older, the memory fades.

Xxx

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Kinky Minx! Do you remember me? Lol

I can tell you that you haven't changed your profile pic in three years! We used to chat most days. There was another lady who was popular in the forums at the time called rumpleteaser or something."

What was your username then?

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Looool, I can let her off. They say when people get older, the memory fades.

Xxx"

It’s true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back to the OP..

I’ve hotlisted him. I want to see if the stick-on cock changes every week. Maybe next week it’ll be black..

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Back to the OP..

I’ve hotlisted him. I want to see if the stick-on cock changes every week. Maybe next week it’ll be black.."

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By *istress CockneyWoman
over a year ago

LONDON

"Nothings adds up tbh?

Your one verification states was worried about meeting younger man? How come if she is 23 and you 24?

Maybe she usually meets 30 year olds or something..."

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By *ohnjones3210Man
over a year ago

Chester

Looool, I can let her off. They say when people get older, the memory fades.

Xxx

It’s true

Have a look at my pics, I've just added 2 of my old profile pics from three years ago. Lol

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Back to the OP..

I’ve hotlisted him. I want to see if the stick-on cock changes every week. Maybe next week it’ll be black.."

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Looool, I can let her off. They say when people get older, the memory fades.

Xxx

It’s true

Have a look at my pics, I've just added 2 of my old profile pics from three years ago. Lol

On here I’ve seen a lot of pics of nice young male bodies with designer brand boxers. Still nothing to jog the memory

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By *ohnjones3210Man
over a year ago

Chester

Looool, I can let her off. They say when people get older, the memory fades.

Xxx

It’s true

Have a look at my pics, I've just added 2 of my old profile pics from three years ago. Lol

On here I’ve seen a lot of pics of nice young male bodies with designer brand boxers. Still nothing to jog the memory

Ahh well! Nothing can be done about that now I guess. It was a long long time ago.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No real info about you and your picture looks photo shopped.

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By *wholeLotOfRosieWoman
over a year ago

Pontypridd

"Back to the OP..

I’ve hotlisted him. I want to see if the stick-on cock changes every week. Maybe next week it’ll be black.."

We could do an adult version of pin the tail on the donkey.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Back to the OP..

I’ve hotlisted him. I want to see if the stick-on cock changes every week. Maybe next week it’ll be black..

We could do an adult version of pin the tail on the donkey. "

I think the OP has already got a head start on that, lol

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Back to the OP..

I’ve hotlisted him. I want to see if the stick-on cock changes every week. Maybe next week it’ll be black..

We could do an adult version of pin the tail on the donkey. "

Maybe if pins were involved it might dissuade the practice

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

OP, do you think your profile answers the question "Why would I want to meet this person?" for the viewer? In case you think it does, you are wrong. If you are struggling to work out why put another message on the thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could you imagine if that was his genuine picture, maybe the light was funny hence making it look photoshopped, you lot may have scared the poor boy off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im not getting many replys can any one help

Spend more time cropping the penis out before pasting, particularly around the curvy bits like your bell end, because the corners/lines show. #youarewelcome

I didn't look close enough to spot the photoshop attempt

I wondered what was wrong with the photo, just couldn't put my finger on it.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could you imagine if that was his genuine picture, maybe the light was funny hence making it look photoshopped, you lot may have scared the poor boy off

If he can stick it on the outside of his boxers like that I'd be concerned.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could you imagine if that was his genuine picture, maybe the light was funny hence making it look photoshopped, you lot may have scared the poor boy off

Probably acceptable on minecraft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could you imagine if that was his genuine picture, maybe the light was funny hence making it look photoshopped, you lot may have scared the poor boy off

Probably acceptable on minecraft

your latest public photo is slightly terrifying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lols. That's how you do photoshop

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By *adame 2SwordsWoman
over a year ago

Victoria, London

not good, therefore I wouldn't reply or meet

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By *imandHerNottsCouple
over a year ago

North Notts

"not good, therefore I wouldn't reply or meet"

Not to our taste or within our travel distance but we wish you the best of luck xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perhaps the lady who verified him could tell us if the picture looks a bit like the reality or not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1 x Picture

1 x fake picture

1 x shit write up

Best of luck chap

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By *aughty But Nice TwiceWoman
over a year ago

Pontefract

Hidden profile says it all should be banned for fake profile tbh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

He hid his profile. Whilst this is disappointing, at least we can be fairly sure he read our feedback.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im not getting many replys can any one help "

Could try putting your cock away

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Ahh well! Nothing can be done about that now I guess. It was a long long time ago."

I am aware that, having said we can spot a fake, you were trying to see if I could spot a chancer

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By *ohnjones3210Man
over a year ago

Chester

"Ahh well! Nothing can be done about that now I guess. It was a long long time ago.

I am aware that, having said we can spot a fake, you were trying to see if I could spot a chancer

Nah, not at all. Three years ago when I was on here last, we just used to chat every day on here. I recognize a few other names too. "ShagTonight", I remember him too.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Ahh well! Nothing can be done about that now I guess. It was a long long time ago.

I am aware that, having said we can spot a fake, you were trying to see if I could spot a chancer

Nah, not at all. Three years ago when I was on here last, we just used to chat every day on here. I recognize a few other names too. "ShagTonight", I remember him too."

PM me your old username then.

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By *ohnjones3210Man
over a year ago

Chester

"Ahh well! Nothing can be done about that now I guess. It was a long long time ago.

I am aware that, having said we can spot a fake, you were trying to see if I could spot a chancer

Nah, not at all. Three years ago when I was on here last, we just used to chat every day on here. I recognize a few other names too. "ShagTonight", I remember him too.

PM me your old username then."

It's the same account, same username! Do you remember a lady called rumpleteaser?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think you lot have scared the OP off!

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By *ollydoesWoman
over a year ago

Shangri-La

I feel sorry for the bloke walking round out there with no cock as you've blatantly stolen it lmao...did you even look at the pic before posting lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice profile and pic yummy hard cock you have sir

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By *imandHerNottsCouple
over a year ago

North Notts

Is that some kind of novelty stag do boxers with a prosthetic cock stuck to the outside of the pants?

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

"Im not getting many replys can any one help "

Well this forum post got plenty of replies OP but you're strangely silent

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

People look at the senders profile when they get a message - yours doesn't include much, so most people will move on to someone who made themselves understandable and attractive . If they thought of others needs from their profile, it bodes well for in person.

More photos will help

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