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"Yes I've not had a meet for 4 days and I'm panicking. " yes I wud be thinking ide lost my magic after 4 days too | |||
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"Yes I've not had a meet for 4 days and I'm panicking. " That’s really tricky. May I suggest some kind of cosmetic surgery to reduce your beauty? | |||
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"I'm going to the gym now to look at myself. My one true love. Must be careful not to get rigid in gym pants. " Don't worry. I'm off to the gym soon. I'll be your boner killer | |||
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"Yes I've not had a meet for 4 days and I'm panicking. " I hate it when that happens...wheelbarrow for your bollocks sir? | |||
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"Very modest ain't ya " I know if you have to explain humour you have failed to deliver a joke. So I apologise. Going to go train and do the constipated face. | |||
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"Very modest ain't ya I know if you have to explain humour you have failed to deliver a joke. So I apologise. Going to go train and do the constipated face. " | |||
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"Does anyone else have it where you send a face pic and they reply 'why are you contacting me you're clearly a 9 and I'm a 5?' to which there is no correct reply. I tend to then put my foot in it by saying 'lots of different types of people are sexy' or I try to steer them away from silly self rating based on looks! " Is this guy for real | |||
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"Does anyone else have it where you send a face pic and they reply 'why are you contacting me you're clearly a 9 and I'm a 5?' to which there is no correct reply. I tend to then put my foot in it by saying 'lots of different types of people are sexy' or I try to steer them away from silly self rating based on looks! Is this guy for real " | |||
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"Does anyone else have it where you send a face pic and they reply 'why are you contacting me you're clearly a 9 and I'm a 5?' to which there is no correct reply. I tend to then put my foot in it by saying 'lots of different types of people are sexy' or I try to steer them away from silly self rating based on looks! " No, I've not had the pleasure. How does it feel? Tell me please | |||
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"Oh god please I'm trying to sift through the 480 messages be patient. " messages to yourself | |||
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"Does anyone else have it where you send a face pic and they reply 'why are you contacting me you're clearly a 9 and I'm a 5?' to which there is no correct reply. I tend to then put my foot in it by saying 'lots of different types of people are sexy' or I try to steer them away from silly self rating based on looks! " Nice try OP, but nothing is going to top Danny Baker's brain fart this week | |||
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"Does anyone else have it where you send a face pic and they reply 'why are you contacting me you're clearly a 9 and I'm a 5?' " What's a 9? Come to think of it... What's a 5? | |||
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"I am a 3/4 and just met this guy, I orgasmed when he looked at me...I just couldn't take his beauty" You ain't a 3/4 you're an easy 9. Stop deluding yourself. | |||
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"Does anyone else have it where you send a face pic and they reply 'why are you contacting me you're clearly a 9 and I'm a 5?' to which there is no correct reply. I tend to then put my foot in it by saying 'lots of different types of people are sexy' or I try to steer them away from silly self rating based on looks! " Nope but when they see me they don't believe I'm being honest with my age though. | |||
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"I am a 3/4 and just met this guy, I orgasmed when he looked at me...I just couldn't take his beauty You ain't a 3/4 you're an easy 9. Stop deluding yourself. " But did you orgasm on seeing me? | |||
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"So full of himself what type of guy does he really think he is" Narcissist.... | |||
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"Oh god please I'm trying to sift through the 480 messages be patient. " What ever lol | |||
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"Insert Zoolander reference here. I sometimes wonder if the most conventionally attractive guys are punking me. But I try not to say it. " But he is really, really, really ridiculously good looking. | |||
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"I'm a - 1 I think more of a 8.54693 " I was told by my granny that self praise was no recommendation | |||
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"I'm a - 1 I think more of a 8.54693 I was told by my granny that self praise was no recommendation " Your granny was wise | |||
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"Insert Zoolander reference here. I sometimes wonder if the most conventionally attractive guys are punking me. But I try not to say it. But he is really, really, really ridiculously good looking." | |||
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"This is the worst response I've had since I worked for Sydney University " There's a distinct lack of humour in the forums of late. | |||
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"This is the worst response I've had since I worked for Sydney University " Well I was enjoying it. Bit surprised how few cottoned on. Keep trying OP! | |||
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"This is the worst response I've had since I worked for Sydney University There's a distinct lack of humour in the forums of late." Nothing has changed in my absence then | |||
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"I'm a - 1 I would definitely give you 1 " You must be on hard times then | |||
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"Does anyone else have it where you send a face pic and they reply 'why are you contacting me you're clearly a 9 and I'm a 5?' to which there is no correct reply. I tend to then put my foot in it by saying 'lots of different types of people are sexy' or I try to steer them away from silly self rating based on looks! " God yeah all the blooming time,it's hard work isn't it. | |||
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"I am a 3/4 and just met this guy, I orgasmed when he looked at me...I just couldn't take his beauty" We are talking a 3-4 out of 5 right? | |||
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"I'm a - 1 I would definitely give you 1 You must be on hard times then " . It’s my nature to be kind to the less unfortunate *serious note I would | |||
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"Does anyone else have it where you send a face pic and they reply 'why are you contacting me you're clearly a 9 and I'm a 5?' to which there is no correct reply. I tend to then put my foot in it by saying 'lots of different types of people are sexy' or I try to steer them away from silly self rating based on looks! God yeah all the blooming time,it's hard work isn't it. " It really is | |||
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"I'm a - 1 I would definitely give you 1 You must be on hard times then . It’s my nature to be kind to the less unfortunate *serious note I would " You must be in a very rural part of Perthshire and thus have limited options | |||
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"I don't watch game of thrones but this lady just said I look like a cross between the hound and Reek. Is the hound a dish? " That definitely isn't a compliment But did you seriously get told that? Awkward much? Couldn't think of a bigger turn off than lack of confidence xx | |||
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"I’m lost for words ..... " other than the words 'I'm lost for words' clearly | |||
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"Hung like the unsullied? This had to be good " Yes your def hung like the unsullied and even the hound gets laid so .... | |||
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"Does anyone else have it where you send a face pic and they reply 'why are you contacting me you're clearly a 9 and I'm a 5?' to which there is no correct reply. I tend to then put my foot in it by saying 'lots of different types of people are sexy' or I try to steer them away from silly self rating based on looks! " I had exactly the same problem so I climbed to the top of the highest tree I knew and let myself fall. Luckily I hit quite a lot of branches on the way down and I went from a 9 to a 2 | |||
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"I think it's more your attitude not getting the meet rather than looks " I agree | |||
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"Does anyone else have it where you send a face pic and they reply 'why are you contacting me you're clearly a 9 and I'm a 5?' to which there is no correct reply. I tend to then put my foot in it by saying 'lots of different types of people are sexy' or I try to steer them away from silly self rating based on looks! I had exactly the same problem so I climbed to the top of the highest tree I knew and let myself fall. Luckily I hit quite a lot of branches on the way down and I went from a 9 to a 2 " Hahaha!! Giggled too hard at this | |||
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"Does anyone else have it where you send a face pic and they reply 'why are you contacting me you're clearly a 9 and I'm a 5?' to which there is no correct reply. I tend to then put my foot in it by saying 'lots of different types of people are sexy' or I try to steer them away from silly self rating based on looks! I had exactly the same problem so I climbed to the top of the highest tree I knew and let myself fall. Luckily I hit quite a lot of branches on the way down and I went from a 9 to a 2 Hahaha!! Giggled too hard at this " X | |||
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"I’m lost for words ..... other than the words 'I'm lost for words' clearly " A witty retort just failed me completely | |||
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"I do love the forums for soooo many reasons, top work OP." Mischief. | |||
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"Yes I've not had a meet for 4 days and I'm panicking. " 2 verifications 12 days apart; surely all these '5' would want the world to know that they bagged a '9'? OP you've been on Fab for at least 42 days so, with a meet every 4 days you should have 10 verifications. Or, were the other 8 meets all 10s and didn't want anyone to know that they'd shagged a 9? | |||
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"They’re possibly fishing for a reply that boosts them, “you’re way more than a 5” that kind of thing." | |||
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"Yes I've not had a meet for 4 days and I'm panicking. That’s really tricky. May I suggest some kind of cosmetic surgery to reduce your beauty?" fifteen lunches at Spoons in a row should do it ... just saying | |||
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"Does anyone else have it where you send a face pic and they reply 'why are you contacting me you're clearly a 9 and I'm a 5?' to which there is no correct reply. I tend to then put my foot in it by saying 'lots of different types of people are sexy' or I try to steer them away from silly self rating based on looks! " I have had replies along the lines of “I’ll feel too self-conscious because I’m not as toned as you” But I’ve also received “I’m not instantly attracted to you?” after sending my face pic | |||
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"Any guy who has a leopard-print fleece cock blanket is OK with me." Dude I'm resting it on a real leopard | |||
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"Any guy who has a leopard-print fleece cock blanket is OK with me. Dude I'm resting it on a real leopard " Cool. Did you club it to death with that massive cosh? | |||
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"Any guy who has a leopard-print fleece cock blanket is OK with me. Dude I'm resting it on a real leopard " And of course I had to check that lol | |||
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"Hmm your 33, it will be hard for you when you hit the wall. Lol...trust me you will hit the wall and hard too...then you will be invisible to the opposite sex." Sean Connery didn’t hit the wall. Clint Eastwood didn’t hit the wall. Trust me, I know quality when I see it and this is some sculpted Sheffield steel right here...this dude is built to last. | |||
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"Hmm your 33, it will be hard for you when you hit the wall. Lol...trust me you will hit the wall and hard too...then you will be invisible to the opposite sex. Sean Connery didn’t hit the wall. Clint Eastwood didn’t hit the wall. Trust me, I know quality when I see it and this is some sculpted Sheffield steel right here...this dude is built to last." Agreed, if you have the raw material to begin with, attractiveness can last | |||
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"Hmm your 33, it will be hard for you when you hit the wall. Lol...trust me you will hit the wall and hard too...then you will be invisible to the opposite sex." 33 is my fab age | |||
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"I'm curious what this wall is now. When is it? Could explain a few things for me ha" Charisma is timeless. Penetrate the wall. | |||
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"I'm curious what this wall is now. When is it? Could explain a few things for me ha Charisma is timeless. Penetrate the 5. " But do you ever settle for a 3 or 4?? | |||
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"I'm curious what this wall is now. When is it? Could explain a few things for me ha Charisma is timeless. Penetrate the wall. " Amen! So once you're saggy in all the wrong places you still got it! | |||
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"I just wondered if there was an app? Like the opposite of beauty mode that you could adjust to become a mortal? " Don't need an app just take a photo at 5am after a heavy session on the town | |||
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"I just wondered if there was an app? Like the opposite of beauty mode that you could adjust to become a mortal? Don't need an app just take a photo at 5am after a heavy session on the town " Trouble is he looks even better then | |||
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"I just wondered if there was an app? Like the opposite of beauty mode that you could adjust to become a mortal? Don't need an app just take a photo at 5am after a heavy session on the town Trouble is he looks even better then " Is that through your beer goggles | |||
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