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By *inderellas_sexy_sister OP   Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

So no fingers or toys.

I would like to mix things up a bit.

What have you tried or seen someone do? Female mainly but also curious to hear about male

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A male friend of mine used to use water melons with hols cut in to them. Apparently the pips felt amazing as he thrust.

Loving this thread and can’t wait for some interesting posts !

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Shower head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vacuum cleaner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bed posts

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Chair arm

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By *adylydfordWoman
over a year ago

altinkum

Erm... a very young me over 20 years ago managed a snorkel!

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

At the supermarket checkout today all the woman in front of me had bought was six cucumbers, eight large courgettes and a big tub of yoghurt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apparently pillow humping is a thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shower head "

This

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By *inderellas_sexy_sister OP   Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Apparently pillow humping is a thing. "

Yes it is Sis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hoover. If you get the position right. It's an unbelievable orgasam

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere


"Hoover. If you get the position right. It's an unbelievable orgasam "

When it's on?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha ha. Yes of courses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hoover. If you get the position right. It's an unbelievable orgasam

When it's on? "

I always thought that was just a joke..... (reaching for dyson)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"At the supermarket checkout today all the woman in front of me had bought was six cucumbers, eight large courgettes and a big tub of yoghurt. "

Slimming world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ordered a fleshlight yesterday. Should be interesting!

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere


"Hoover. If you get the position right. It's an unbelievable orgasam

When it's on?

I always thought that was just a joke..... (reaching for dyson)"

Same ~ I'm pretty sure my Hoover would literally rip it off!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hoover. If you get the position right. It's an unbelievable orgasam "

My shop vac has a 150mm diameter hose, it would give me an inferiority complex...

For women there is the hot tub jets, does nothing for me though.

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By *ickygirl41Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Water jets in pools and hot tubs

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By *iz78Woman
over a year ago

wirral

Electric toothbrush

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By *ilky barkedMan
over a year ago

london

Home made flesh light

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Foam rugby ball with a hole made through it and a condom. Pretty easy “flesh light” to make.

And Stinging Nettles....... (if you really want to know more pm me).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have used a rabbit. Wrapped around makes me cum hands free amazing feeling too.

See they’re not always for females

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By *ornLordMan
over a year ago

Wiltshire and London


"Hoover. If you get the position right. It's an unbelievable orgasam

When it's on?

I always thought that was just a joke..... (reaching for dyson)

Same ~ I'm pretty sure my Hoover would literally rip it off!!"

I had a Dyson and I don’t think there would ever have been that danger.

However, it has been replaced by a Goblin. I’m going nowhere near that thing.

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds


"Hoover. If you get the position right. It's an unbelievable orgasam

When it's on?

I always thought that was just a joke..... (reaching for dyson)

Same ~ I'm pretty sure my Hoover would literally rip it off!!

I had a Dyson and I don’t think there would ever have been that danger.

However, it has been replaced by a Goblin. I’m going nowhere near that thing. "

Surely then it’d be a gobbling?

......anyone?

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By *im ZeeMan
over a year ago

north staffs

There is a video of a man using a lawn mower! yes you read it right, ye puts the mower on its side and gets the blad turning (not too fast I hasten to add) so that it hits his cock till he cums. Braver man than me I must say

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By *exycouplesswingCouple
over a year ago

Tunbridge Wells

The edge of a table, or some very tight leggings with the seam rubbing on your clit

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere


"Shower head

This "

Agree

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By *igBen6996Man
over a year ago

London

using her hands!

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By *udiguyMan
over a year ago

harrogate


"Apparently pillow humping is a thing. "

was the only way my first long term gf said she could do it......

had her show me!

reminded me of my jack russell bitch on heat

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By *udiguyMan
over a year ago

harrogate


"Have used a rabbit. Wrapped around makes me cum hands free amazing feeling too.

See they’re not always for females "

this

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By *udiguyMan
over a year ago

harrogate

lads......

google "palm swirling"

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By *oodguyeddieMan
over a year ago

l36

Hot candle wax and ice cubes ????????

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By *rixie72TV/TS
over a year ago

dingwall, Edinburgh, Manchester

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By *rixie72TV/TS
over a year ago

dingwall, Edinburgh, Manchester

Whilst dressed I can put a pillow between my legs, pushing backwards to pull hard against my balls can make me cum quite easily

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By *hezGeekCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

I vaguely remember a lads’ mag article from years ago suggesting a water wing with substantial amounts of lube. Never tried it, not sure I ever want to... bit apparently it’s a thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lager bottle ive used on a womans pussy before xx.try it ladies xx

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Is a water wing an inflatable armband ?

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By *ifty69Man
over a year ago

north tyneside


"Is a water wing an inflatable armband ?

"

Yes

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.


"Apparently pillow humping is a thing.

Yes it is Sis "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do you make that??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A woman’s feet?

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By *ediMan
over a year ago

Leeds


"There is a video of a man using a lawn mower! yes you read it right, ye puts the mower on its side and gets the blad turning (not too fast I hasten to add) so that it hits his cock till he cums. Braver man than me I must say "

You joking right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A wine bottle

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By *ifty69Man
over a year ago

north tyneside


"A wine bottle "
red,white or rose ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was using a pressure washer once the hose from the unit to the jet was resting on the ol’ chap. Stood like that for 5 mins or so, actually cum in my pants.

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

The voice of a very sexy man dripping incredibly sexy thoughts into your imagination like warm maple syrup.

Lex

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

One man enjoyed his one jar, available for viewing, as many of us have One man one jar - search only if you're open minded and have a resilient mind/eyes

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By *ifty69Man
over a year ago

north tyneside


"The voice of a very sexy man dripping incredibly sexy thoughts into your imagination like warm maple syrup.

Lex"

hey Lex you have amazing legs

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland


"The voice of a very sexy man dripping incredibly sexy thoughts into your imagination like warm maple syrup.

Lexhey Lex you have amazing legs"

Hah why thank you

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By *inderellas_sexy_sister OP   Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

At one point i used to only mastrubate by laying on my tummy and grinding my pussy against something. It started off as a stuffed toy but sonetimes it depends what i have available. Once when travelling it was a rolled up towel. Another time its been a mans leg. I guess its rather similar to the pillow one...but pillows dont work for me.

I do now find it almost impossible to orgasm and other way than laid on my tummy.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"

I do now find it almost impossible to orgasm any other way than laid on my tummy. "

I always masturbate lying on my tummy

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By *lucard5Man
over a year ago

kerry capital

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By *ockyjohnMan
over a year ago

North West


"One man enjoyed his one jar, available for viewing, as many of us have One man one jar - search only if you're open minded and have a resilient mind/eyes"

Why did I look.....

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By *unsailMan
over a year ago

Volos, Skiathos, Skopelos Greece, Bansko Bulgaria.

I have seen a spoon inserted inside and pressed against the G-spot. Was a long 'icecream' one, but even the bigger ones work.

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By *ifty69Man
over a year ago

north tyneside


"At one point i used to only mastrubate by laying on my tummy and grinding my pussy against something. It started off as a stuffed toy but sonetimes it depends what i have available. Once when travelling it was a rolled up towel. Another time its been a mans leg. I guess its rather similar to the pillow one...but pillows dont work for me.

I do now find it almost impossible to orgasm and other way than laid on my tummy. "

You can use my leg anytime.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Warm apple pie

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By *P_80Man
over a year ago

Waterford

Leather gloves.

So sensual.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One man enjoyed his one jar, available for viewing, as many of us have One man one jar - search only if you're open minded and have a resilient mind/eyes

Why did I look....."

I did too......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The wife's boobs x

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By *hilandHollyCouple
over a year ago

Newark

Rubbing my clit up against cock!!,

Pillow in between legs!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shower head "

Classic teen me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've rubbed against the corner of my couch with my jeans still on x

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds


"I've rubbed against the corner of my couch with my jeans still on x"

That’s quite distracting during eastenders

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've rubbed against the corner of my couch with my jeans still on x

That’s quite distracting during eastenders "

I was so horny, it didn't last long

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By *ORDERMANMan
over a year ago

wrexham

Using someone else's hand......

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By *ibblingnewtWoman
over a year ago

by the sea

I’ve come nany times by water also rubbing onto hard wood

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds


"I've rubbed against the corner of my couch with my jeans still on x

That’s quite distracting during eastenders

I was so horny, it didn't last long"

Duff.. Duff.. Duff, Duff.. Duff, DuffDuffDuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shower head

This

Agree "

Wish I could get this to work. It just never quite gets me there.

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By *corcherMan
over a year ago

Loughborough

I've recently seen how to make a fake pussy with a rubber glove on YouTube. Very popular in prison apparently. Not tried it myself & I have to say I'm not convinced

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was in the jacuzzi at Xtasia the other week and straddled by Master’s leg!

With the jets and the thrusting against his leg, I had an amazing orgasm. Technically it was masturbating because he just sat and did nothing

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By *J RHEAMan
over a year ago

S West


"One man enjoyed his one jar, available for viewing, as many of us have One man one jar - search only if you're open minded and have a resilient mind/eyes"
Seen that years ago, why the fuck would you do that, same with the screwdriver too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shower head

Classic teen me "

Lol yes this as teen and still do ands obvz hairbrush handle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Champagne fountain try it lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Water jets in pools and hot tubs"
same here best orgasms ever

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By *otnew16Man
over a year ago

Dartford

With an ex, every time we we went out bike riding she would just say it’s time, the vibration through the saddle would get her wet and she’d want to stop and complete her orgasm on the tip of the saddle, great to see and a huge wet patch was always visible.

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By *im ZeeMan
over a year ago

north staffs


"There is a video of a man using a lawn mower! yes you read it right, ye puts the mower on its side and gets the blad turning (not too fast I hasten to add) so that it hits his cock till he cums. Braver man than me I must say

You joking right "

No, I was amazed but must say it’s not something i’d try

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bet there are interesting stories from people that work in A&E regarding this subject.

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By *iscreet gent2018Man
over a year ago

Newcastle


"Ordered a fleshlight yesterday. Should be interesting!"

They are fantastic!

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By *iscreet gent2018Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Definitely my fleshlight!!!!

I like using a rabbit too, the vibrations feel amazing as they pulse through my cock.

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