FabSwingers.com forum: Male cock size

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just a quick question..when it comes to cock size I have 8-1/2 inches but am I average, W/E or V/W/E ?

Jusdt trying to clarify "lol"...?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Just a quick question..when it comes to cock size I have 8-1/2 inches but am I average, W/E or V/W/E ?

Jusdt trying to clarify "lol"...?"
the opposite of female cock size i would imagine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol, Male cock size??????

never seen a female with a cock

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yes that is very true..okay..just woke up after being on night shift..lol..I've got broad shoulders so jibe away ad long asd sdome of you actuaLly answer the question!

;-D

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"lol, Male cock size??????

never seen a female with a cock

Your an ex squaddie so you probably have!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very subjective, if a lady is used to a 9incher then she might see yours as below average or then again if she's only had a 5incher then she might say you're VWE.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haven't got a clue ..but it looks pretty damn good to me lol

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

if you pop it in and you feel the warmth of her kidneys... very well endowed.

if not... shamefully small.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Google it and you'll get you're answer. I'd say it was larger than average

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never mind the length feel the width

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By *lackCherryCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

"Never mind the length feel the width

Agreed, far too much emphasis is put on length when its the girth that gives the most pleasure !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Never mind the length feel the width

So what do you think of my girth then...would I please you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eight and a half inches

Awwww bless xx

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

look me up when you grow another 8" xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Eight and a half inches

Awwww bless xx

LOL..thanks for that Soapy..cheeky sod..;-D...But like I said before I have broad shoulders!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"look me up when you grow another 8" xx"

No thanks..don't enjoy Buckets!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eight and a half inches

Awwww bless xx

LOL..thanks for that Soapy..cheeky sod..;-D...But like I said before I have broad shoulders!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"look me up when you grow another 8" xx

No thanks..don't enjoy Buckets!

She's standing her in total shock pmsl

Well fookin done mate ya made me day xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"look me up when you grow another 8" xx

No thanks..don't enjoy Buckets!

She's standing her in total shock pmsl

Well fookin done mate ya made me day xx

Well you know if you give it you gotta take it..I might not be blessed with a horses dick-(not mentioning any names..Soapy)

- but I have never had any complaints! Just need to get the ball rolling on here that's all..I'm a patient man!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"look me up when you grow another 8" xx

No thanks..don't enjoy Buckets!

She's standing her in total shock pmsl

Well fookin done mate ya made me day xx

Well you know if you give it you gotta take it..I

might not be blessed with a horses dick-(not mentioning any names..Soapy)

- but I have never had any complaints! Just need to get the ball rolling on here that's all..I'm a patient man!"

Lo horse dick?

I wish

Mines just under 6" actually but thick thank fuck

But as I say it reaches my body gives me pleasure and it's the only one I got lol xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

LMAO..

...A lot of good that did me asking a question in the support and advice section...would have got more help at the comedy club!! PMSL..!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes that is very true..okay..just woke up after being on night shift..lol..I've got broad shoulders so jibe away ad long asd sdome of you actuaLly answer the question!

;-D "

Answer the question? Why bother? There is now a thread discussing the merits of your cock and plenty of people checking out your profile - job done!

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

let me help:

8.5 is probably VWE and the average penis 5-6.

so... 8.5 does not come within that range so you are not average.... probably 6-8 is well endowed so you may just miss that honour...

which leads us to the bigger than Well Endowed:

Above 8-9... Very Well Endowed.

Above 9 Very, Very Well Endowed.

Not that I am an expert on cocks, just seen a few.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It all depends on where you want to put it. As someone else said if she is used to 9" then you are below average, 8" and you are above....

So long as you take the time to learn how to use it then it will serve you well

And why don't we start measuring in metric... mm is so much more accurate..

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By *evilwolfCouple
over a year ago

Leicestershire

And why don't we start measuring in metric... mm is so much more accurate..

...cos the rulers and tapemeasures in mm at the poundshop are more accurate!

Wolf

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

Well thats that then the words out, check you inbox for messages there should be loads

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes that is very true..okay..just woke up after being on night shift..lol..I've got broad shoulders so jibe away ad long asd sdome of you actuaLly answer the question!

;-D

Answer the question? Why bother? There is now a thread discussing the merits of your cock and plenty of people checking out your profile - job done!

Lol... I can't argue with that!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well thats that then the words out, check you inbox for messages there should be loads

LMAO..If only it was that easy !!

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By *all-Eddies QosCouple
over a year ago

wirral

"look me up when you grow another 8" xx

No thanks..don't enjoy Buckets!

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haha meiow......now I've had 4 kids and id never get 16 and a half inches in. Id have a bloody good go though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eight and a half inches

Awwww bless xx

LOL..thanks for that Soapy..cheeky sod..;-D...But like I said before I have broad shoulders!"

Yes yes broad shoulders, but how broads your 'male' cock??

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I just found it funny that you had to put male cock size lol. Waiting for the womans cock size thread to come up next

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I was thinking about the TV's and TS's on the site who like to think themselves as women...and I'm sticking to that...lol..!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Eight and a half inches

Awwww bless xx

LOL..thanks for that Soapy..cheeky sod..;-D...But like I said before I have broad shoulders!

Yes yes broad shoulders, but how broads your 'male' cock??

It's no Pencil...!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just a quick question..when it comes to cock size I have 8-1/2 inches but am I average, W/E or V/W/E ?

Jusdt trying to clarify "lol"...?"

I would suggest that you are below average. You say you are 8 1/2" but likely to be about 5 1/2". I've met many guys who claim to be 8 or 9" but when you actually measure them they are nowhere near what they claim to be.

Men describing penis size is a common hyperbole.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just a quick question..when it comes to cock size I have 8-1/2 inches but am I average, W/E or V/W/E ?

Jusdt trying to clarify "lol"...?

Men describing penis size is a common hyperbole."

Your obviously a man of experience with cock measuring..when fully erect mine from base to tip is 8.5inches unless of course the measuring tape the two female judges used at a recent new year house party got it wrong when we had a contest between the lads for a laugh! And no I didn't win because a couple of my mates are like donkeys!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Keep up the abuse ladies and gents because I assure you, you will all get bored before I do!!

But for those of you who have written something helpful...thank you very much!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like bragging to me, I am happy with my 6 inches. I have never had any complaints about my size however I know men who are larger being turned down because they are too big and scared the women off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we have the contact details for these mates

lol

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"Can we have the contact details for these mates

lol"

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Can we have the contact details for these mates

lol"

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By *all-Eddies QosCouple
over a year ago

wirral

"Can we have the contact details for these mates

lol

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and me please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can we have the contact details for these mates

lol

and me please. "

If I had their contact numbers I would gladly pass them on, unfortunately I have not seen them for a number of years.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I didn't win because a couple of my mates are like donkeys!!

Now ya gone and done it! you were ahead of the game till you posted that one last sentance.... now 215.89999999999998mm of cock just aint enough

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon

I'm not very good with inches... how many Sky remote controls or cans of Lynx deodorant does it compare to?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sounds like bragging to me, I am happy with my 6 inches. I have never had any complaints about my size however I know men who are larger being turned down because they are too big and scared the women off."

Not bragging really, if I was bragging I would have won the competition!!

Its good that your happy, good on you!!

I'm happy with mine too, so would you class yourself as below average, average, w/e, v/w/e or v/v/w/e?? As per the original question...!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just found it funny that you had to put male cock size lol. Waiting for the womans cock size thread to come up next

Well I've a lovely 8 inch with 3 inch girth waiting in anticipation

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By *urreyfun2008Man
over a year ago

East Grinstead

Mmmm looking at OPs profile, maybe I need to uprate my size description from seven to the 8.5

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mmmm looking at OPs profile, maybe I need to uprate my size description from seven to the 8.5

No, you don't need to! ;-D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mmmm looking at OPs profile, maybe I need to uprate my size description from seven to the 8.5

No, you don't need to! ;-D"

From previous thread experience 8.5 would be classed as well endowed

do a search & you'll prob find the thread xxx whether it be WE or VWE. Or even VVWE it looks like a god enough mouthful mmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i would say you were W/E average is probs 5 inches or less V.W.E. 10 INCHES plus but then it all depends on your width needs to match length , best test is to ask the next persons mouth you put it in what they think, you will definately get an honest opinion, good luck babes, x sue x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"i would say you were W/E average is probs 5 inches or less V.W.E. 10 INCHES plus but then it all depends on your width needs to match length , best test is to ask the next persons mouth you put it in what they think, you will definately get an honest opinion, good luck babes, x sue x

Finally a proper answer thank you Sue! That's good advice ;D

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mmmm looking at OPs profile, maybe I need to uprate my size description from seven to the 8.5

No, you don't need to! ;-D

From previous thread experience 8.5 would be classed as well endowed

do a search & you'll prob find the thread xxx whether it be WE or VWE. Or even VVWE it looks like a god enough mouthful mmm"

Hopefully you'll find out soon enough Peachy!! ;-P xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mmmm looking at OPs profile, maybe I need to uprate my size description from seven to the 8.5

No, you don't need to! ;-D

From previous thread experience 8.5 would be classed as well endowed

do a search & you'll prob find the thread xxx whether it be WE or VWE. Or even VVWE it looks like a god enough mouthful mmm

Hopefully you'll find out soon enough Peachy!! ;-P xx"

Oooh Im all moist now, what with this thread & the pervert one going on mmmmm

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mmmm looking at OPs profile, maybe I need to uprate my size description from seven to the 8.5

No, you don't need to! ;-D

From previous thread experience 8.5 would be classed as well endowed

do a search & you'll prob find the thread xxx whether it be WE or VWE. Or even VVWE it looks like a god enough mouthful mmm

Hopefully you'll find out soon enough Peachy!! ;-P xx

Oooh Im all moist now, what with this thread & the pervert one going on mmmmm "

Glad its been of a service to you ...!

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By *urreyfun2008Man
over a year ago

East Grinstead

"Mmmm looking at OPs profile, maybe I need to uprate my size description from seven to the 8.5

No, you don't need to! ;-D"

Thats good to know, one would never want to over state the description of ones assets.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well, mines no elephants trunk, but its no budies tongue either!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well, mines no elephants trunk, but its no budies tongue either!

So again going back to the original question...how would you describe yourself if asked??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

your slightly above average id say hun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well, mines no elephants trunk, but its no budies tongue either!

So again going back to the original question...how would you describe yourself if asked??"

Average to chunky so I've been told, I'm a connoissier of ladies bums not gentlemen's willies

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well, mines no elephants trunk, but its no budies tongue either!

So again going back to the original question...how would you describe yourself if asked??

Average to chunky so I've been told, I'm a connoissier of ladies bums not gentlemen's willies

I like your answer and I take my hat off to you Sir !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not bragging really, if I was bragging I would have won the competition!!

Its good that your happy, good on you!!

I'm happy with mine too, so would you class yourself as below average, average, w/e, v/w/e or v/v/w/e?? As per the original question...!

From what I have heard/read the average size is about 5.5-6 inches so I am average and I would say you are at least VWE going onto VVWE

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Not bragging really, if I was bragging I would have won the competition!!

Its good that your happy, good on you!!

I'm happy with mine too, so would you class yourself as below average, average, w/e, v/w/e or v/v/w/e?? As per the original question...!

From what I have heard/read the average size is about 5.5-6 inches so I am average and I would say you are at least VWE going onto VVWE"

You see that is where I disagree I would be more inclined to say I was pretty WE but wouldn't say I was VWE or VVWE! Simply because there are some lucky bastards on here with knobs like John Holmes!! And I aint one of them!!

!ut like some one said earlier I guess its sometimes down to how big a cock a lady is use to...if she's got a pussy tighter than a nuns ass then 6-8 inches maybe WE to her..where as if she's got a pussy like Dr.Who's Tardis then 6-8inches might be average!

I've come to the conclusion after all this banter that anything between 7-8.5inches is WE, 9 to 10.5inches is VWE and anything bigger is..well..fucking massive!!lol!!

But then girth comes into it and at 6 inches a big thick cock would be WE, 7-8.5inches VWE and anything else shaggin' huge "lol" !!!

!ut that is my opinion and mine alone so next time someone asks for someone VWE I won't apply!! And I'm happy with that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the flesh, I have never met a person claiming to be 8.5" who was truly 8.5" - not of actual usable shaft!

They all seemed to start measuring at the middle of their back, down their bumcrack, across to their balls and then finally onto their cock lol!!

xxx

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By *evilwolfCouple
over a year ago

Leicestershire

They all seemed to start measuring at the middle of their back, down their bumcrack, across to their balls and then finally onto their cock lol!!

xxx"

oh heck, I always thought you started at the shoulders....

Wolf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought 6 centimetres was normal... Oh I've been living a lie!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your obviously a man of experience with cock measuring..when fully erect mine from base to tip is 8.5inches unless of course the measuring tape the two female judges used at a recent new year house party got it wrong when we had a contest between the lads for a laugh! And no I didn't win because a couple of my mates are like donkeys!!

Can I have their numbers? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

8.5 inches!...pah! im not folding mine in half for anyone

If you have that size of course your above average! now be quiet about it no one likes a show off

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By *arsesCouple
over a year ago

15 mins south of Gatwick

Forget the numbers!.......yes please!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of two things applies here...

1. It is just wishful thinking. Most guys tend to exaggerate when it comes to penis size.

2. If the guy is truly 8 1/2 inches then he should be pleased with what he's got. However, such arrogance doesn't warrant a meet.

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

dont care,u cant be arsed to turn your pic before uploading, doesnt bode well for your sexual technique

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By *udiguyMan
over a year ago

harrogate

the fact is , you got 8.5 . you measured it , you ve heard of bigger you heard of smaller .. every guy has measured we ve all done it .. i m 6.5 ! my wife likes to pull my leg tell me its small . other girls have told me and even there freinds i got a nice / big cock ... and ive been told !! bein bi i have seen plenty and no im not small , but not a horse either ... so what . big wow , you got what ya got and of story ... who cares what " label" you give it

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By *enicetomeMan
over a year ago

Durham

mines not that big but on the other hand you wouldnt want it as a wart on your nose....

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By *udiguyMan
over a year ago

harrogate

lol at the above !!! brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

According to research ...."The barnacle is the creature with the largest penis as a proportion of its overall body size.[14]"

so you can stuff being hung like I donkey. I wanna be hung like a barnacle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"According to research ...."The barnacle is the creature with the largest penis as a proportion of its overall body size.[14]"

so you can stuff being hung like I donkey. I wanna be hung like a barnacle.

"LIKE"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everyone has a different perception of "small/average/big"

I have just short of 9" (literally JUST short of!) and lots of people have said how big it is... but I know there is much bigger out there, as well asmuch smaller, and plenty around the same.

When I was much younger I thought I was the be all and end all, I had a very good sized cock, in fact it was huge, that attitude changed as my experiences grew and varied through the years.

As I said previously, just short of 9" but I'm damn sure there are guys out the with smaller, yes even much smaller that can satisfy women (or men if you like) just as much as I would be able to.

There's also the point that on some rare occasions I have been deemed as uncomfortable, even painful regardless of the amount of forepay involved (ok this happens on very rare occasions but still happens) and this is not a good thing for either involved

8.5" is fractionally smaller than I am, but then we could also move onto the other realm... Girth.

in the past I have been told my cock isn't all that big by some women, mainly because they have a preference for the ultra thick girth.

You only need to look at the big, vast, huge, fucking massive array of sex toys on offer to women to see that not everyone likes the same thing.

Some like cocks small, some like them big, some prefer a nice average, others like thinner, others love beer can thick,not one person is the same.

So ultimately what I'm trying to say is the general concensus is that average is probably around the 6" mark (give or take) but there is so so so much more to it than length alone, or even the physical appearance.

Now if that has mushed everyone's brain enough I think I'll sit back and watch LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yep you are right i have seen a lot of cocks and although i have had some real woppers the bigest being 9" no way he was sticking that in me ,, the average size is 6" 7"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It seems the only time length matters is in front of other men, the only time girth matters is with a Woman...

I think you now need to deliberate and expand (pardon the pun) on helmet aesthetics...

Wolf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

over the years a number of reports/studies have said that the average penis size was around 6.5 inches depending on the study....however all of these studies were taken from questionnaires where men measured themselves, and we all know how much men are prone to exaggeration so the figures have always been somewhat fudged......but last year I remember reading a scientific study commisioned by netdoctor on the same subject, where all measurements were taken by scientists or healthcare professionals, the result was probably as expected, and the average erect penis size was found to be ....drum roll please......5.88" so....in answer to the OP's question and based on scientific evidence lol i would say anything around 7-9" is WE and anything over that is...well....a monster

or VWE and judging by the evidence we are all probably an inch smaller than we claim to be

Glad to say i sit in the WE camp.....big enough to satisfy but not too big to cause any serious damage lol

Charlie

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