FabSwingers.com forum: Top tip

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

MEN - don't claim to be vwe when your photos show otherwise.

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By *aturedisgracefully!!Couple
over a year ago

Leicester

Another one.

Don't say you are single when you are not.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Another one.

Don't say you are single when you are not."

Is that a thing? I've seen couples that turn out to be a single guy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"MEN - don't claim to be vwe when your photos show otherwise. "

Whats the definition of VWE haha give me the figures

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dont say "you know who you are" maybe they dont

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Top tip - couples stop assuming all men should do as you say

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Glue squares of carpets to a pair of slippers to save on the cost of carpeting the whole house

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple
over a year ago

Chester

Singles stop pretending to be a couple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't say you're athletic when you're actually a fat fcuk (this goes out to both men & women).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now is the time to date women called Holly or Eve, chances are their birthday is just before Christmas, which means you can get a years worth of shagging before dumping them and saving yourself having to shell out on a birthday present.

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By *heycallmehanWoman
over a year ago

nr wakefield

"MEN - don't claim to be vwe when your photos show otherwise. "

We can definitely tell...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

any woman want to give some number so tell us men what is VWE

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By *J coupleCouple
over a year ago

stone

Stop putting those daft, pointless legal notices on your profile.

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By *ablo minibar123Woman
over a year ago

Dont say youre straight when you have sex meet verifications from the same sex as you, we arent stupid, just own your sexuality you arent fooling anyone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"any woman want to give some number so tell us men what is VWE"

Just put your number down and let them decide where they place it.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"any woman want to give some number so tell us men what is VWE

Just put your number down and let them decide where they place it.

Mrs"

haha i dont think numbers do it fair haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Top tip: don’t treat Fab like FB

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By *ymph and ManicCouple
over a year ago

North East

"Top tip: don’t treat Fab like FB

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..... perfect. .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stop putting those daft, pointless legal notices on your profile. "

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By *inkycreamCouple
over a year ago

manchester

Don’t be a nob

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If you've ever wished you had a bigger willy, you're not vwe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you've ever wished you had a bigger willy, you're not vwe"

haha ive not got a small one but maybe a little longer wouldn't be bad lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don’t be a nob

Always use spellcheckers.

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By *uicyfruit3Man
over a year ago

portsmouth

Is there a bloke alive who doesn't wish for a slightly bigger one

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

"Stop putting those daft, pointless legal notices on your profile. "

Brilliant.....Top Tip if you want to meet me, you’re not straight !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Read people's profiles before messaging them and respect their preferences.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is there a bloke alive who doesn't wish for a slightly bigger one

Here here!!

Perfectly adequate but like you say...could always be a bit bigger.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Couples - Please insist on a key word in the profile...

It shows that us men know how to do what we are told as we love jumping through hoops.

Men -Learn to balance a ball on your nose as couples love a performing seal.

Women - Just say you are a woman. The men will do all the hard work for you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And don't say you are a couple when you are really a single male.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"MEN - don't claim to be vwe when your photos show otherwise.

Whats the definition of VWE haha give me the figures "

8 inch or bigger.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stop putting those daft, pointless legal notices on your profile. "

Agreed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dont say youre straight when you have sex meet verifications from the same sex as you, we arent stupid, just own your sexuality you arent fooling anyone."

Agreed. If you have met a TV or a bi guy you are NOT straight.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Don't think that the size of your cock is the deciding factor for most people's decision to meet you are not.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Don't think that the size of your cock is the deciding factor for most people's decision to meet you are not."

*or

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is a cool thread!

"dont say "you know who you are" maybe they dont

Oh they know who they are... or maybe they don't... who knows... I mean if it's obvious they should know... sometimes you just know they know... after they read it they know who they are... nobody knows for sure... let's be honest it's nice to know who they are though... I don't know, but...

#theyknowhotheyare

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"This is a cool thread!

dont say "you know who you are" maybe they dont

#theyknowhotheyare

Or they think they know who they are and you know they're not but wanted to just to make them think they know who they are?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is a cool thread!

dont say "you know who you are" maybe they dont

#theyknowhotheyare

Or they think they know who they are and you know they're not but wanted to just to make them think they know who they are?"

The ones that know who they are, know that you know who they are... nobody else knows who they are, but the poster of "you know who you are" and the recipient(s) should know... otherwise nobody knows... someone has to know...

To untangle this mystery a new tag should be introduced:

#doyoureallyknow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here’s another piece of sage advice: never rub another mans rhubarb....or else you might get custard

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By *ornylittlesubWoman
over a year ago

Grangemouth

Don't eat yellow snow.

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By *lan157Man
over a year ago

a village near Haywards Heath in East Sussex

top tip : a first message should have a minimum of 25 words .

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

"MEN - don't claim to be vwe when your photos show otherwise. "
Rumbled

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By *onestjohn1962Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Couples - Please insist on a key word in the profile...

It shows that us men know how to do what we are told as we love jumping through hoops.

Men -Learn to balance a ball on your nose as couples love a performing seal.

Women - Just say you are a woman. The men will do all the hard work for you.

Love this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try reading profiles before you message someone Controversial I know x

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By *ust chilled out meMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Don't eat yellow snow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is a cool thread!

dont say "you know who you are" maybe they dont

#theyknowhotheyare

Or they think they know who they are and you know they're not but wanted to just to make them think they know who they are?

To untangle this mystery a new tag should be introduced:

#doyoureallyknow

Tuesdays euromillions winners 120 million

"You know who you are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is a cool thread!

dont say "you know who you are" maybe they dont

#theyknowhotheyare

Or they think they know who they are and you know they're not but wanted to just to make them think they know who they are?

To untangle this mystery a new tag should be introduced:

#doyoureallyknow

Tuesdays euromillions winners 120 million

"You know who you are

#We know who you are too .youve been on the news ..its a lot of money but not enough to leave the EU

#Brexit

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If you're taking a picture in the bathroom at least put the toilet seat down

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

"any woman want to give some number so tell us men what is VWE

Just put your number down and let them decide where they place it.

Mrs

haha i dont think numbers do it fair haha "

I’m more visual than thinking in numbers, all I know is if guys message saying they are vwe or do I like big cock we won’t be meeting, too big is just well...too big!

and I’m presuming you know the answer really, I would think most guys would know what vwe is in inches give or take an inch lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tips:

Be clear with your intentions

Keep an umbrella handy

Read someones profile

Write your profile, at least tell us a little about you

Always use a base coat before painting your nails

Don’t be a knobhead

Don’t copy and paste your intro message

Stay safe

Drink at least a bottle of water a day

Have fun

If you go to a supermarket before 5.59pm you’ll find fresh good offers at a fraction of the price

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t friend request without messaging first

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

"Try reading profiles before you message someone Controversial I know x"

Chance would be a fine thing. I feel your pain.

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By *yesgreenMan
over a year ago

north and south

"Top tip - couples stop assuming all men should do as you say "
cpls stop pretending to be single as in swinging, it's a sex site everyone is trying to get into each other's pants, there should be no ifs and butts , no pun intended

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't expect hot naughty and thrilling sex with me as soon as we meet

Will have to give me at least 5 mins to get to know you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also always make the sure the bus has fully stopped before you hop off

However cool you might think it is you will fall on your ass

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By *irginieWoman
over a year ago

Near Marlborough

Don’t suck cock after eating a hot chilli

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By *yesgreenMan
over a year ago

north and south

"Dont say youre straight when you have sex meet verifications from the same sex as you, we arent stupid, just own your sexuality you arent fooling anyone.

Agreed. If you have met a TV or a bi guy you are NOT straight. "
its man made words bi heterosexual gay TV trans , we as the romans did was just enjoy everything together, no labels we are all just humans beings

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By *achelnMarkCouple
over a year ago

Mid Wiltshire

You measure cock length from the top. Not from your arse.

Seen a photo on here showing 9 inch length but starting at 3!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dont say youre straight when you have sex meet verifications from the same sex as you, we arent stupid, just own your sexuality you arent fooling anyone.

Agreed. If you have met a TV or a bi guy you are NOT straight. its man made words bi heterosexual gay TV trans , we as the romans did was just enjoy everything together, no labels we are all just humans beings "

mathematically speaking, sexuality is a continuous rather than a discrete function

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stop saying looking for anything and still no meets after a year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don’t suck cock after eating a hot chilli

Think that's a tip that all us guys hope lady's take v x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You see some very curvy willies on here. So we want length, angle and radius is possible.

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

"You see some very curvy willies on here. So we want length, angle and radius is possible. "

Mine is as Straight as an arrow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You see some very curvy willies on here. So we want length, angle and radius is possible. "

I'll just give my pal Peter north a bell

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By *ishopstippleMan
over a year ago

Purley

"If you've ever wished you had a bigger willy, you're not vwe"

Well that excludes EVERY guy on here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont make the male do all the admin....

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By *erry bull1Man
over a year ago

doncaster

Dont polish wet shoes ,

They dont shine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t message anyone in the hot pics.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't take things too seriously. If you get ignored/ rejected so what?

Real life is not Fab.

Take it on the chin and move on.

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By *esires of HertsCouple
over a year ago

Herts and London Borders

Don't use camera filters..make sure face pictures are as close to reality and how you really look..

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

Don’t talk to women like they are free sex workers.

Read profiles, then respect them.

If you don’t match, it’s not ‘worth a try’.

If you state you are a non smoker, don’t post a pic of you smoking.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"If you state you are a non smoker, don’t post a pic of you smoking."

There are no smoking men on here. jsut men who have recently given up and forgotten to take it off their profile

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"This is a cool thread!

dont say "you know who you are" maybe they dont

#theyknowhotheyare

Or they think they know who they are and you know they're not but wanted to just to make them think they know who they are?

To untangle this mystery a new tag should be introduced:

#doyoureallyknow

#ohidoiknowitall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't take things too seriously. If you get ignored/ rejected so what?

Real life is not Fab.

Take it on the chin and move on. "

Amen to this

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Don't quote in full a post you had to scroll to read in the first place.

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By *ullpa72Man
over a year ago

Isle of Arran

"Stop putting those daft, pointless legal notices on your profile.

Brilliant.....Top Tip if you want to meet me, you’re not straight !!!"
brill ,I nearly spilt my wine when I read this .well said and done

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

Don't say you're straight and then nick pics from lots of men's porn websites all over the world for gay cock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is there a bloke alive who doesn't wish for a slightly bigger one

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dam right you ask a millionaire if he'd like more money bet they'd say o yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Assume the message recipient is fine, having a great day, finding the site good, is still looking for what they describe in their profile and won't meet outside their stated preferences.

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By *onnie And Clyde9070Couple
over a year ago

Leeds

"Read people's profiles before messaging them and respect their preferences."

Now there's a joke lol.

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By *isty286Couple
over a year ago

Dorset

Single guys, if you can't play our games our way, don't whine about jumping through hoops, stay at home and have fun by yourself, we can still have a great night in as a couple anyway without your input.... and btw there's always 100 more single guys ready to take your place, so like it or not, yes we do have the power of choice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't say you are athletic unless darts has somehow been declared an athetic sport

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Single guys, if you can't play our games our way, don't whine about jumping through hoops, stay at home and have fun by yourself, we can still have a great night in as a couple anyway without your input.... and btw there's always 100 more single guys ready to take your place, so like it or not, yes we do have the power of choice.

Dial a cock at your service ma'am

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By *oe8logsMan
over a year ago

reading

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By *oe8logsMan
over a year ago

reading

"Assume the message recipient is fine, having a great day, finding the site good, is still looking for what they describe in their profile and won't meet outside their stated preferences."

To be honest tho loads of replies I get are ‘we aren’t looking anymore ‘ so many don’t still seek what they ask for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Assume the message recipient is fine, having a great day, finding the site good, is still looking for what they describe in their profile and won't meet outside their stated preferences.

To be honest tho loads of replies I get are ‘we aren’t looking anymore ‘ so many don’t still seek what they ask for "

Fantasists j

Wouldn't know what a swing was if you actually sat them down in one and pushed

And if they do actually manage to swing x 2 a year(that's on a good year btw),but are taking a break,then take one and hide your profile

Or at least put in your really really long and interesting profile as an update so then my mate Joe isn't wasting his precious time

Not rocket science

(Believe it or not you fusspot cples single guy's time is precious too)

Rant over......who's free now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Assume the message recipient is fine, having a great day, finding the site good, is still looking for what they describe in their profile and won't meet outside their stated preferences.

To be honest tho loads of replies I get are ‘we aren’t looking anymore ‘ so many don’t still seek what they ask for "

… so messaging outside of the stated preferences won't help if they are still looking. Messaging outside of the stated preferences won't help if they are not still looking.

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By *elleRoseCouple
over a year ago

Malvern

"Don't say you're athletic when you're actually a fat fcuk (this goes out to both men & women).

Fair point but to call them fat fcuks how old are you 10 I can bet 99% of bigger people have had more sex then you’ve had Sunday dinners

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

"Don't say you're athletic when you're actually a fat fcuk (this goes out to both men & women).

Fair point but to call them fat fcuks how old are you 10 I can bet 99% of bigger people have had more sex then you’ve had Sunday dinners

She wasn’t insulting a particular person, however, you are.

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