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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Right people, I have been on Fab for some time now, and I have seen a lot of blokes posting on the forum what do people think of there profile. I have always thought it was a bit stupid possibly attention seeking. But I thought f##k it lets see what people think of mine. I was always taught any information is good information so lets see. To to be nice tho....

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Your text doesn't really sell you. You're a normal guy and lots of people lie? That's not appealing. Watch your spelling and grammar.

I'd lose most or all of the pictures that don't show your body, I'm not sure what they add in this context (particularly your profile picture). Too many cock shots, and one looks like you haven't picked up in the background.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it Lego on the floor ? Blinking dangerous stuff that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unappealing pictures and no bio. All in all pretty terrible.

Poppy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The text bit is good made me smile. Lose the cock pics. Keep the black and white mirror pic. Get rid of the others. New pics needed.

Hope this helps

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Cheers everyone. I will have a look at it over next couple of days and make changes..... spelling and grammar has always been an issue, that's why I work with my hands, not my book smarts lol. And yes lego bricks are like land mines. My lads love it so much but once there in bed I have to treat the living room floor like a war zone.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The text bit is good made me smile. Lose the cock pics. Keep the black and white mirror pic. Get rid of the others. New pics needed.

Hope this helps "

Lose every pic apart from the black and white mirror one lol if that's it 100% I need new ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely lose the pic where you're simulating fellatio with a giant inflatable polar bear.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Definitely lose the pic where you're simulating fellatio with a giant inflatable polar bear. "

I thought it was funny,cheeky may be. I do have a silly young at heart attitude to life, to be honest

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London


"Definitely lose the pic where you're simulating fellatio with a giant inflatable polar bear.

I thought it was funny,cheeky may be. I do have a silly young at heart attitude to life, to be honest"

I don't see funny or cheeky in that pic.

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

Do you need all those cock pics?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Definitely lose the pic where you're simulating fellatio with a giant inflatable polar bear.

I thought it was funny,cheeky may be. I do have a silly young at heart attitude to life, to be honest

I don't see funny or cheeky in that pic."

That's why all information is good information. Cheers for your input...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right people, I have been on Fab for some time now, and I have seen a lot of blokes posting on the forum what do people think of there profile. I have always thought it was a bit stupid possibly attention seeking. But I thought f##k it lets see what people think of mine. I was always taught any information is good information so lets see. To to be nice tho...."

If you want an example of a brutally honest profile have a look at mine. Yours is a bit "nice guy, give me a try"

Anyone who says I don't do bullshit, or I'm genuine is already on the back foot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bizarre and off putting profile pic!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'

Grammar and spelling may seem unimportant to you, but to others it can be a HUGE turn off. Not to all, but to many.

Looking at what you've actually said about yourself, your profile says nothing about 'YOU'.

From reading it, I very much get the sense that you are attempting to make yourself look good by putting others down - by that, I mean that your profile is making the implication that everyone else on here is lying and that you're the only one who's being honest.

That never works.

People reading your profile really don't want to be told what others are doing wrong or badly. They want to know about you.

You don't say anything about what you like, what you're necessarily looking for etc, so how is anyone going to know if they're what you're looking for?

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By *J RHEAMan
over a year ago

S West

Go on, roast mine, I don't take it seriously anyway!

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London


"Go on, roast mine, I don't take it seriously anyway!"

Start your own thread

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By *aughty But Nice TwiceWoman
over a year ago

Pontefract


"Go on, roast mine, I don't take it seriously anyway!"

Black sillhoutes... straight away says no to me ... what you hiding ? Lol

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By *aughty But Nice TwiceWoman
over a year ago

Pontefract


"Go on, roast mine, I don't take it seriously anyway!

Start your own thread

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Boring pics, too many cock pics, too many typos in all the assumptions being made and nothing of interest in the text

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By *J RHEAMan
over a year ago

S West


"Go on, roast mine, I don't take it seriously anyway!

Start your own thread

"

If you open the profile I have two face pics. However you show a pair of legs, doesn't exactly disclose your identity either

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"If you open the profile I have two face pics. "

Thing is we tend not to click on profiles with no profile pic

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By *J RHEAMan
over a year ago

S West

Well isn't that you missing out then?

However when I do message women I always send a face pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well isn't that you missing out then?

However when I do message women I always send a face pic "

Think most of us won't look at profiles with no profile pictures. Your the one missing out. Take some fun pics. Crop them to taste and make it into a profile picture. Doesn't have to be your face. But it really is in your interest to have a good profile picture.

Speaking as the fem in this couple

Eski

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well isn't that you missing out then?

However when I do message women I always send a face pic

Think most of us won't look at profiles with no profile pictures. Your the one missing out. Take some fun pics. Crop them to taste and make it into a profile picture. Doesn't have to be your face. But it really is in your interest to have a good profile picture.

Speaking as the fem in this couple

Eski "

You're*

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Well isn't that you missing out then?"

Not really, we have to make snap decisions about profiles because we get so many messages.

No profile pic is an easy thing to instantly dismiss

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By *J RHEAMan
over a year ago

S West

There isn't much point, women don't do the searching on here lol

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By *inful xWoman
over a year ago

In a sleepy little village


"Definitely lose the pic where you're simulating fellatio with a giant inflatable polar bear.

I thought it was funny,cheeky may be. I do have a silly young at heart attitude to life, to be honest

I don't see funny or cheeky in that pic."

Nor do I. I see what I'd describe as a dirty old man pretending to perform a sex act in an area where families may be near

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London


"There isn't much point, women don't do the searching on here lol"

Aren't you a bundle of joy

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By *ickygirl41Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

You're*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Cheers everyone for there suggestions. I will be makeing changes very soon, lets get Christmas out the way first, its a busy time. Happy Fabbing everyone.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Cheers everyone for there suggestions. I will be makeing changes very soon, lets get Christmas out the way first, its a busy time. Happy Fabbing everyone."

Roughly translated means I didn't much like what you all said

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cheers everyone for there suggestions. I will be makeing changes very soon, lets get Christmas out the way first, its a busy time. Happy Fabbing everyone.

Roughly translated means I didn't much like what you all said "

Honesty I take everyone's opinions on board. I am newish to the scene so any advice, I take seriously. I will post an updated roast my profile when I have made changes. I don't plan on pleasing everyone, that's definitely not me, but I will take everyone's advice on-board. Cheers again fabbers. Much appreciated.

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By *olden_Road_to_SamarkandMan
over a year ago

London & North Wessex Downs

I'm sure you're a nice chap but what on earth are you doing to that Polar bear?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can not travel . You can not accomadate . You will meet anyone between the age of 18 to 99 . Your pics are not that good .you need to ask yourself ." What do I need to do to get a meet " im sorry mate but unless you change a lot of things you won't get meets, Harsh but true

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By *eeshelleTV/TS
over a year ago

Marlow

Profile name with Plumber, in it, screems unreliability and wont turn up.

Just my experiences with Plumbers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not interested in pictures of you doing your sporting activity sorry it doesn't have anything to do with Fab. Great if you were trying to find friends with similar interests but this is a swinging site and to be honest people want to know what you look like and what your body is like and what your interests are sexually. I understand you probably have reasons for not showing your face but the picture of you is just too blurred and there are so many guys on here I would have just moved straight on had I looked at your profile.

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By *lex46TV/TS
over a year ago

Near Wells

I like your bike pictures x??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You got a meet so that's a bonus. Bike pics are useless could be anyone on it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right people, I have been on Fab for some time now, and I have seen a lot of blokes posting on the forum what do people think of there profile. I have always thought it was a bit stupid possibly attention seeking. But I thought f##k it lets see what people think of mine. I was always taught any information is good information so lets see. To to be nice tho...."

Pictures stopped.

What on earth has 3 or more bike pics to do with anything?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm always confused when people say they cannot travel and they cannot accommodate? So what does that actually mean? You expect somebody to come and pick you up and take you back to their house or to a public place for a drink and then drop you back home again! Ever heard of public transport lol

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London


"I'm always confused when people say they cannot travel and they cannot accommodate? So what does that actually mean? You expect somebody to come and pick you up and take you back to their house or to a public place for a drink and then drop you back home again! Ever heard of public transport lol"

I’m in that position now. I can use public transport but that means travelling very locally, with hassle and I’m currently not able to spend much on hotels which means it’s a thorough ball ache to get to anyone’s house.

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By *reenlanerCouple
over a year ago

bournemouth

The bike pics would appeal to us as that’s want would get us wanting to meet

Common ground makes good conversation when out

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