FabSwingers.com forum: How not to make friends and influence people..

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Make sure your first message is "Are you a hooker?"

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask her if her mum is hot!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"????"

It is Thursday!

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"????

It is Thursday!

not anymore lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Make sure your first message is "Are you a hooker?""

Maybe he's a scrum half no?

Or a prop forward or a winger?

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"????

It is Thursday!

Ahh that explains it

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

I never took any notice of your profile...

fancy a fuck?

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast

"I never took any notice of your profile...

fancy a fuck?"

bugger does that not work??.ok time to rethink strategy....

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By *uzi BCouple
over a year ago

SPAIN

that looks like a penis just smaller

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Send a message to your ex-FB (who has blocked you on their existing profile and set up a new profile to try and keep away from you) and start telling her in the first message that you are looking for fun as your ex-FB is stalking you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I never took any notice of your profile...

fancy a fuck?"

That's very subtle for these parts!

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

"Send a message to your ex-FB (who has blocked you on their existing profile and set up a new profile to try and keep away from you) and start telling her in the first message that you are looking for fun as your ex-FB is stalking you

Now that made me laugh out loud!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmmmm yes, doesn't your bum look big in that...

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