FabSwingers.com forum: How good is my new profile pic?

By *hite1100 OP Man
over a year ago

Hither Green

Yes... I actually look like this.

I’m grateful to god for the gifts he has given me... I was clearly near the front of the queue when he was handing out the good looks, and the beards.

Discuss...

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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Its OK.

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By *hite1100 OP Man
over a year ago

Hither Green

"Its OK."

Ooof. Damning me with faint praise. I suspect this thread will yield worse....

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Its OK.

Ooof. Damning me with faint praise. I suspect this thread will yield worse.... "
ha would you like me to mark it from 0 to 10?

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By *hite1100 OP Man
over a year ago

Hither Green

"Its OK.

Ooof. Damning me with faint praise. I suspect this thread will yield worse.... ha would you like me to mark it from 0 to 10?"

I reckon a 10? Bargain down from there...

If it helps any I have 2 law degrees, brains to match my excuisite beauty, oh and I’m a qualified pilot.

How about we have a thread about how fucking fabulous/fierce I am as a single guy...

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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"Its OK.

Ooof. Damning me with faint praise. I suspect this thread will yield worse.... ha would you like me to mark it from 0 to 10?

I reckon a 10? Bargain down from there...

If it helps any I have 2 law degrees, brains to match my excuisite beauty, oh and I’m a qualified pilot.

How about we have a thread about how fucking fabulous/fierce I am as a single guy...

"
lucky you and no don't start any more threads you have marked youself a 10 so job done

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Girl is fierce.

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By *hite1100 OP Man
over a year ago

Hither Green

"Girl is fierce."

When you call my name it’s like a little prayer

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Girl is fierce.

When you call my name it’s like a little prayer

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pink

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By *hite1100 OP Man
over a year ago

Hither Green

"Girl is fierce.

When you call my name it’s like a little prayer

. pink

The material girl

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Girl is fierce.

When you call my name it’s like a little prayer

. pink

The material girl

. "
Marilyn Monroe?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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Cher

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By *hite1100 OP Man
over a year ago

Hither Green

"Girl is fierce.

When you call my name it’s like a little prayer

. pink

The material girl

. Marilyn Monroe?"

Stop fillling my thread up with nonsense. Tell me how fucking fabulous I am please. If you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say anything.

A bath, a coffee and a trip to Brighton is in my future... I can’t be arsed to sleep.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Girl is fierce.

When you call my name it’s like a little prayer

. pink

The material girl

. Marilyn Monroe?

Stop fillling my thread up with nonsense. Tell me how fucking fabulous I am please. If you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say anything.

A bath, a coffee and a trip to Brighton is in my future... I can’t be arsed to sleep. "
Brighton why?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Sometimes egos need to be deflated,its good for the soul.

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By *hite1100 OP Man
over a year ago

Hither Green

"Girl is fierce.

When you call my name it’s like a little prayer

. pink

The material girl

. Marilyn Monroe?

Stop fillling my thread up with nonsense. Tell me how fucking fabulous I am please. If you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say anything.

A bath, a coffee and a trip to Brighton is in my future... I can’t be arsed to sleep. Brighton why?"

Why not?

London by sea + they have that stupid new ride that elevates you up to a few hundred feet, which I want to try. Then we can spend £100+ on a shite meal.

It’s how we roll.

What else is there to do on a Sunday?

No response required - unless it’s to reassure me about how fucking amazing I am.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Girl is fierce.

When you call my name it’s like a little prayer

. pink

The material girl

. Marilyn Monroe?

Stop fillling my thread up with nonsense. Tell me how fucking fabulous I am please. If you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say anything.

A bath, a coffee and a trip to Brighton is in my future... I can’t be arsed to sleep. Brighton why?

Why not?

London by sea + they have that stupid new ride that elevates you up to a few hundred feet, which I want to try. Then we can spend £100+ on a shite meal.

It’s how we roll.

What else is there to do on a Sunday?

No response required - unless it’s to reassure me about how fucking amazing I am.

"
I respond when and where I like.

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By *hite1100 OP Man
over a year ago

Hither Green

"Girl is fierce.

When you call my name it’s like a little prayer

. pink

The material girl

. Marilyn Monroe?

Stop fillling my thread up with nonsense. Tell me how fucking fabulous I am please. If you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say anything.

A bath, a coffee and a trip to Brighton is in my future... I can’t be arsed to sleep. Brighton why?

Why not?

London by sea + they have that stupid new ride that elevates you up to a few hundred feet, which I want to try. Then we can spend £100+ on a shite meal.

It’s how we roll.

What else is there to do on a Sunday?

No response required - unless it’s to reassure me about how fucking amazing I am.

I respond when and where I like."

Ok honey, cheers.

I’ll look you up for tea and sympathy next time when we are in stoke (wherever the hell that is - 12th of never I expect).

It’s just not how we roll

Carpe diem (Google it).

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Girl is fierce.

When you call my name it’s like a little prayer

. pink

The material girl

. Marilyn Monroe?

Stop fillling my thread up with nonsense. Tell me how fucking fabulous I am please. If you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say anything.

A bath, a coffee and a trip to Brighton is in my future... I can’t be arsed to sleep. Brighton why?

Why not?

London by sea + they have that stupid new ride that elevates you up to a few hundred feet, which I want to try. Then we can spend £100+ on a shite meal.

It’s how we roll.

What else is there to do on a Sunday?

No response required - unless it’s to reassure me about how fucking amazing I am.

I respond when and where I like.

Ok honey, cheers.

I’ll look you up for tea and sympathy next time when we are in stoke (wherever the hell that is - 12th of never I expect).

It’s just not how we roll

Carpe diem (Google it). "
keep rolling then tiger,12th of never sounds great girl bye.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's alright but the position of your hand makes it look like you're holding a mask.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"It's alright but the position of your hand makes it look like you're holding a mask. "
which he hides behind

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By *hite1100 OP Man
over a year ago

Hither Green

[Removed by poster at 18/11/18 05:27:20]

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Girl is fierce.

When you call my name it’s like a little prayer

. pink

The material girl

. Marilyn Monroe?

Stop fillling my thread up with nonsense. Tell me how fucking fabulous I am please. If you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say anything.

A bath, a coffee and a trip to Brighton is in my future... I can’t be arsed to sleep. Brighton why?

Why not?

London by sea + they have that stupid new ride that elevates you up to a few hundred feet, which I want to try. Then we can spend £100+ on a shite meal.

It’s how we roll.

What else is there to do on a Sunday?

No response required - unless it’s to reassure me about how fucking amazing I am.

I respond when and where I like.

Ok honey, cheers.

I’ll look you up for tea and sympathy next time when we are in stoke (wherever the hell that is - 12th of never I expect).

It’s just not how we roll

Carpe diem (Google it). keep rolling then tiger,12th of never sounds great girl bye.

The gorgeous lady I’m going with later, between us we earn over £300k per year (she earns far, far more than I do).... If we see a fish restaurant we like we can buy the whole plaice...

Life is good. It’s how we roll...

Remind me again how fantabulously fabulous I am, sugar?

Bye.

"
yawwn.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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How very modest

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By *hite1100 OP Man
over a year ago

Hither Green

"It's alright but the position of your hand makes it look like you're holding a mask. "

Sometimes I wonder why, when I post that I’m 6”3, yet describe myself as short, I get questioned on it.

Sucks doesn’t it?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's alright but the position of your hand makes it look like you're holding a mask.

Sometimes I wonder why, when I post that I’m 6”3, yet describe myself as short, I get questioned on it.

Sucks doesn’t it?! "

It's way too early for me to even begin to work out why that's relevant.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"How very modest

I deleted my last message to you because it’s too easy.

Why don’t you foxtrot Oscar?"
why dont you and grow up Attention seeker.

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By *hite1100 OP Man
over a year ago

Hither Green

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By *hite1100 OP Man
over a year ago

Hither Green

"It's alright but the position of your hand makes it look like you're holding a mask.

Sometimes I wonder why, when I post that I’m 6”3, yet describe myself as short, I get questioned on it.

Sucks doesn’t it?!

It's way too early for me to even begin to work out why that's relevant. "

That doesn’t surprise me in the slightest, dotty.

It’s just because it’s too early for you. That’s the only reason why.

Clearly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's alright but the position of your hand makes it look like you're holding a mask.

Sometimes I wonder why, when I post that I’m 6”3, yet describe myself as short, I get questioned on it.

Sucks doesn’t it?!

It's way too early for me to even begin to work out why that's relevant.

That doesn’t surprise me in the slightest, dotty.

It’s just because it’s too early for you. That’s the only reason why.

Clearly."

I'm glad you understand x

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Stop you'll be making the rest of the single guy's on here very jealous.

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Oh dear.

Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.....

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"It's alright but the position of your hand makes it look like you're holding a mask. "

He's actually wanking. His cock is so long it nearly reaches his chin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohh lordy sounds like someone is practising anal .. by inserting his own head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's alright but the position of your hand makes it look like you're holding a mask.

He's actually wanking. His cock is so long it nearly reaches his chin. "

That explains his cockiness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When was the last time you visited your local opticians?

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

For a profile pic I think it's ok but I do think that guys who wear sunglasses in face pics have something to hide.

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By *ingle ex cuckMan
over a year ago

chester

if that's really you then yes I can guess you can have any woman you want

you look like a film star at first glance

your modest but not big headed

about being a front of que type

your going to have so much mail to open on here now .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" When was the last time you visited your local dentist ?

I’m shocked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you was made of chocolate....

Presume / Hope this is a piss take thread?

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

" When was the last time you visited your local dentist ?

I’m shocked "

God, did someone actually say that out loud??!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" When was the last time you visited your local dentist ?

I’m shocked "

Sneaky!

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By *ingle ex cuckMan
over a year ago

chester

I would think more jealousy than sneaky

I'm jealous of his looks but I can handle it .

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By *hite1100 OP Man
over a year ago

Hither Green

"If you was made of chocolate....

Presume / Hope this is a piss take thread?"

Glad the penny has dropped

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The glasses are a bit womanly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hang on lovey, give us a chance to stop giggling and I'll answer ya!

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By *hite1100 OP Man
over a year ago

Hither Green

"The glasses are a bit womanly."

They’re aubergine/fuscia. Definitely not pink.

There’s a subtle difference, or so the salesman told me...

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"The glasses are a bit womanly.

They’re aubergine/fuscia. Definitely not pink.

There’s a subtle difference, or so the salesman told me... "
yeah ok

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By *hite1100 OP Man
over a year ago

Hither Green

"The glasses are a bit womanly.

They’re aubergine/fuscia. Definitely not pink.

There’s a subtle difference, or so the salesman told me... yeah ok

Are you still going?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"The glasses are a bit womanly.

They’re aubergine/fuscia. Definitely not pink.

There’s a subtle difference, or so the salesman told me... yeah ok

Are you still going?

"
nope I'm good

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By *hite1100 OP Man
over a year ago

Hither Green

"The glasses are a bit womanly.

They’re aubergine/fuscia. Definitely not pink.

There’s a subtle difference, or so the salesman told me... yeah ok

Are you still going?

nope I'm good

You’re the gift that keeps on giving. The gift nobody asked for

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"The glasses are a bit womanly.

They’re aubergine/fuscia. Definitely not pink.

There’s a subtle difference, or so the salesman told me... yeah ok

Are you still going?

nope I'm good

You’re the gift that keeps on giving. The gift nobody asked for

. "
Charming as usual so funny witty sweet.

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By *hite1100 OP Man
over a year ago

Hither Green

"The glasses are a bit womanly.

They’re aubergine/fuscia. Definitely not pink.

There’s a subtle difference, or so the salesman told me... yeah ok

Are you still going?

nope I'm good

You’re the gift that keeps on giving. The gift nobody asked for

. Charming as usual so funny witty sweet."

Not charming to you, that’s for sure.

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By *7345Man
over a year ago

wakefield

You look lovely OP xx

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By *hite1100 OP Man
over a year ago

Hither Green

"You look lovely OP xx "

Ta muchly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think you're funny as fuck. You remind me too much of my ex, so I'll take a pass, but otherwise...I would.

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By *hite1100 OP Man
over a year ago

Hither Green

"I think you're funny as fuck. You remind me too much of my ex, so I'll take a pass, but otherwise...I would.

Thanks. I’m glad someone else appreciates the sledgehammer humour.

If your ex reminds you of me you clearly have excuisite taste in men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think your head could be worn either way up and it would look pretty similair from a distance.

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