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How do you know your shagging a nutter?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

In my experience it has been when you have had one coffee with someone(that's one coffee) then she goes nuts when you say you are meeting some old friends,screaming that you have only used her till something better comes along!

I of course kept seeing her,told her I was into dressing up and wore a stab vest at all times!!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

look on the brightside you only had coffee with her imagine what would of happened if you had shagged her lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely a bunny boiler!

Count yourself lucky to find out she is a nutter now than after you have had sex with her!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do ya know if ya shaggin a nutter?

Look at the top of his right arm if it says Soapy then ya defiantly are xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do you know you're shagging a nutter ?

When you have to cut a hole in her straightjacket first !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do you know you're shagging a nutter ?

When you have to cut a hole in her straightjacket first !"

You've ruined my straighjacket!!!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

It wisnae me!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In my experience it has been when you have had one coffee with someone(that's one coffee) then she goes nuts when you say you are meeting some old friends,screaming that you have only used her till something better comes along!

I of course kept seeing her,told her I was into dressing up and wore a stab vest at all times!!"

ive had that many times, meet a guy, hes seemed ok, had a great night then next thing your getting wierd messages because you have a verification from someone else pop up on your profile

I had one guy tell me i had no need to meet anyone else if i wanted a shag i should just call him lol

sorry to say you never know if you have met a nutter till its to late

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I so want ta say summat im sitting here crying wi laughter and i so want ta say summat on this thread but i cant cause ill be banned pmsl xx

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By *eakcoupleCouple
over a year ago

peak district

When you're in the bathroom and he breaks down the door with an axe rather than using the handle!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

after youve banged em they crack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when you stand and watch them trash your car becasue you wouldnt shag them yes it happend to a friend of mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol becareful what you say as they might read this thread and you set them off again.....

Or they bombard you with mails every 20 seconds

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By *lubPartyPeepsCouple
over a year ago

London

When their eyes roll into the bag of their head is normally a bad sign...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When their eyes roll into the bag of their head is normally a bad sign..."

i've seen that happen a couple of times actually - and lived to tell the tale !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How do you know you're shagging a nutter ?

When you have to cut a hole in her straightjacket first !

You've ruined my straighjacket!!!"

Ann Summers now do a crotchless straightjacket it's in their new for 2012 "shaganutter" range!!

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"When their eyes roll into the bag of their head is normally a bad sign...

i've seen that happen a couple of times actually - and lived to tell the tale ! "

You said you wouldn't tell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In my experience it has been when you have had one coffee with someone(that's one coffee) then she goes nuts when you say you are meeting some old friends,screaming that you have only used her till something better comes along!

I of course kept seeing her,told her I was into dressing up and wore a stab vest at all times!!

ive had that many times, meet a guy, hes seemed ok, had a great night then next thing your getting wierd messages because you have a verification from someone else pop up on your profile

I had one guy tell me i had no need to meet anyone else if i wanted a shag i should just call him lol

sorry to say you never know if you have met a nutter till its to late "

ditto

hence why i dont show my veris no more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

ditto

hence why i dont show my veris no more"

+1 or my friends list!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

ditto

hence why i dont show my veris no more

+1 or my friends list!!"

saves the people getting jealous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 tips, if at theirs.

Ask to go to the toilet and then see what medication they have in the bathroom, or accidentally go in the bedroom and see what there.

Offer to make a tea/coffee and look through the cupboards for the mugs/tea/coffee and make and observation.

You can then decide from what you see if they are normal to you (readers note the 'Normal to you').

Always works for me, not yet had a unhinged playmate

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By *over-manMan
over a year ago

motherwell

i shaged a nutter now got a stalker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

ditto

hence why i dont show my veris no more

+1 or my friends list!!

saves the people getting jealous "

Do People really get that upset??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

ditto

hence why i dont show my veris no more

+1 or my friends list!!

saves the people getting jealous

Do People really get that upset?? "

some do yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

ditto

hence why i dont show my veris no more

+1 or my friends list!!

saves the people getting jealous

Do People really get that upset?? "

yes they do.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

ditto

hence why i dont show my veris no more

+1 or my friends list!!

saves the people getting jealous

Do People really get that upset??

yes they do....."

OMG I thought this was all about having fun and exploring our boundaries.

Best look out for the unhinged people out there - can't be doing with nuters!!

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By *heWolfMan
over a year ago

warwickshire


"2 tips, if at theirs.

Ask to go to the toilet and then see what medication they have in the bathroom, or accidentally go in the bedroom and see what there.

Offer to make a tea/coffee and look through the cupboards for the mugs/tea/coffee and make and observation.

You can then decide from what you see if they are normal to you (readers note the 'Normal to you').

Always works for me, not yet had a unhinged playmate "

I find that a great way of detecting a nutter is when you catch them rifling through your cupboards and medicine cabinet.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

They're the worst kind!!

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By *oodnvampCouple
over a year ago

beverley


"

ditto

hence why i dont show my veris no more

+1 or my friends list!!

saves the people getting jealous

Do People really get that upset??

yes they do.....

OMG I thought this was all about having fun and exploring our boundaries.

Best look out for the unhinged people out there - can't be doing with nuters!!"

Look out for the unhinged playmates of playmates too... they're even worse! Jealousy that you're with 'their man' attracts some pretty nasty attention.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Look out for the unhinged playmates of playmates too... they're even worse! Jealousy that you're with 'their man' attracts some pretty nasty attention."

Heard about that from contacts but thankfully not experienced it for myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"2 tips, if at theirs.

Ask to go to the toilet and then see what medication they have in the bathroom, or accidentally go in the bedroom and see what there.

Offer to make a tea/coffee and look through the cupboards for the mugs/tea/coffee and make and observation.

You can then decide from what you see if they are normal to you (readers note the 'Normal to you').

Always works for me, not yet had a unhinged playmate

I find that a great way of detecting a nutter is when you catch them rifling through your cupboards and medicine cabinet."

Lol...my thoughts too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

ditto

hence why i dont show my veris no more

+1 or my friends list!!

saves the people getting jealous

Do People really get that upset??

yes they do.....

OMG I thought this was all about having fun and exploring our boundaries.

Best look out for the unhinged people out there - can't be doing with nuters!!

Look out for the unhinged playmates of playmates too... they're even worse! Jealousy that you're with 'their man' attracts some pretty nasty attention."

You're really selling it to me now guys!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thing is this is a internet site we aren't going to know the ins and outs of the person. its a sex site not a lovey dovy site looking for love and that relationship.

If i meet someone for a social and i get the wrong gut feeling then i will make my excuses and leave not go to the toilet and go i will be honest and say " sorry you arent for me"

they will not get a verification saying hes this and that as i didnt play. i would say he turned up etc etc etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thing is this is a internet site we aren't going to know the ins and outs of the person. its a sex site not a lovey dovy site looking for love and that relationship.

If i meet someone for a social and i get the wrong gut feeling then i will make my excuses and leave not go to the toilet and go i will be honest and say " sorry you arent for me"

they will not get a verification saying hes this and that as i didnt play. i would say he turned up etc etc etc

"

Oh but that's the problem, I'm here for NSA sex with respect when we meet...

Many seem to confuse knowing, friendship, and playing with a relationship, hence the numerous threads about nutters and stalkers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"2 tips, if at theirs.

Ask to go to the toilet and then see what medication they have in the bathroom, or accidentally go in the bedroom and see what there.

Offer to make a tea/coffee and look through the cupboards for the mugs/tea/coffee and make and observation.

You can then decide from what you see if they are normal to you (readers note the 'Normal to you').

Always works for me, not yet had a unhinged playmate

I find that a great way of detecting a nutter is when you catch them rifling through your cupboards and medicine cabinet."

Works for me, happy friendship with many, and no nutters yet.

Many people are just not honest or upront enough for my liking.

Say what you mean, and mean what you say.

I have long given up on what others think of things. Merry Xmas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well lets just see what happens. I am not here to stalk or be stalked, or to argue and fight.

I just want to have some fun, and meet some nice people on the way.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"In my experience it has been when you have had one coffee with someone(that's one coffee) then she goes nuts when you say you are meeting some old friends,screaming that you have only used her till something better comes along!

I of course kept seeing her,told her I was into dressing up and wore a stab vest at all times!!"

Was the ONE coffee on the first meet ?

Was it before or after sex ?

Did you or she make the coffee ?

Was it in your house her house or a cafe / pub ?

Did she mean you were using her to make coffee ?

Did you leave earlier than planned ?

Was there a plan at all ?

Cos ....... see ....... if she went ballistic after 'just one coffee' why do you say you were shagging her?

Sure you are not a fuck and run ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When he starts hoarding his nuts in your pussy for the lean winter months!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do you know when your shagging a nutter?

As i lay there in my post-orgasmic glow, she was finger painting her name in giant letters onto my bed room wall, using her own shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

ditto

hence why i dont show my veris no more

+1 or my friends list!!

saves the people getting jealous

Do People really get that upset??

yes they do.....

OMG I thought this was all about having fun and exploring our boundaries.

Best look out for the unhinged people out there - can't be doing with nuters!!

Look out for the unhinged playmates of playmates too... they're even worse! Jealousy that you're with 'their man' attracts some pretty nasty attention."

worse than the playground sometimes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surely it is not too much to ask to be told you are not what they hoped for rather than just be ignored??? Hate that. And I have to hide friends list and not post verifications!! They say women are jealous, its the men from my experience.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Surely it is not too much to ask to be told you are not what they hoped for rather than just be ignored??? Hate that. And I have to hide friends list and not post verifications!! They say women are jealous, its the men from my experience."

yep it is grotty when that happens, but then I understand sometimes people don't want the can of worms that goes with explanations...

Wolf

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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!

A friend and myself met with a guy who talked endlessly about televisions!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crazy women with self-esteem issues are awesome in bed.

Keep them at arms length, tell her you dont see any future except for the Now part.

Sex will be fantastic, until she takes a knife to your pecker.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a look at their user name if it says Fmuma then yes ya are xx

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"Have a look at their user name if it says Fmuma then yes ya are xx "

Dead man walking Suds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In my experience it has been when you have had one coffee with someone(that's one coffee) then she goes nuts when you say you are meeting some old friends,screaming that you have only used her till something better comes along!

I of course kept seeing her,told her I was into dressing up and wore a stab vest at all times!!"

Usually about the time the woman jumps up and starts hitting her partner shouting 'Now why dont you fuck me like that'

hmmmmm exit stage right as quickly as possible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When they ring you and you don't answer because it 2am, then they withhold their number and ring again.... then when you send them a message on here telling them you know what they have just tried to do, and don't appreciate it, they say things like, 'After everything we have done together, you OWE me a call'.... and 'I'm moving away from the area soon, so you owe it to me....'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the rattling of the handcuffs and the prison officer tapping his watch lol

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

When a couple of guys in white jackets holding a big net ambush the meet, bundle him off into a van and zoom off in a cloud of dust

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when you look through the meets page and see there's one organised for rampton

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