FabSwingers.com forum: Opening messages...

By *ocialSmocial OP Man
over a year ago

South West

Hi,

I've never messaged with "fancy a fuck?" or "how are you?"

I do try to create a few sentences, with a little humour if possible.

Still... Not too much success.

What am I doing wrong?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi,

I've never messaged with "fancy a fuck?" or "how are you?"

I do try to create a few sentences, with a little humour if possible.

Still... Not too much success.

What am I doing wrong? "
its the beard maybe, shave it off just as an experiment to see if I'm right

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By *inkycreamCouple
over a year ago

manchester

"Hi,

I've never messaged with "fancy a fuck?" or "how are you?"

I do try to create a few sentences, with a little humour if possible.

Still... Not too much success.

Head down keep going

What am I doing wrong? "

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By *ocialSmocial OP Man
over a year ago

South West

"Hi,

I've never messaged with "fancy a fuck?" or "how are you?"

I do try to create a few sentences, with a little humour if possible.

Still... Not too much success.

What am I doing wrong? its the beard maybe, shave it off just as an experiment to see if I'm right "

hell no, this took me two years to grow lol

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By *ocialSmocial OP Man
over a year ago

South West

"Hi,

I've never messaged with "fancy a fuck?" or "how are you?"

I do try to create a few sentences, with a little humour if possible.

Still... Not too much success.

Head down keep going

What am I doing wrong? "

Oh I will

just thought I'd get other members opinions

thank you for yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi,

I've never messaged with "fancy a fuck?" or "how are you?"

I do try to create a few sentences, with a little humour if possible.

Still... Not too much success.

What am I doing wrong? its the beard maybe, shave it off just as an experiment to see if I'm right

hell no, this took me two years to grow lol "
cmon it's a social media experiment, it's for the good of others, let's see your selfless side it's so attractive to sexy women

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By *ocialSmocial OP Man
over a year ago

South West

"Hi,

I've never messaged with "fancy a fuck?" or "how are you?"

I do try to create a few sentences, with a little humour if possible.

Still... Not too much success.

What am I doing wrong? its the beard maybe, shave it off just as an experiment to see if I'm right

hell no, this took me two years to grow lol cmon it's a social media experiment, it's for the good of others, let's see your selfless side it's so attractive to sexy women "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi,

I've never messaged with "fancy a fuck?" or "how are you?"

I do try to create a few sentences, with a little humour if possible.

Still... Not too much success.

What am I doing wrong? "

As sing you are entitled to a meet or that all women should want sex with you just because you're polite. Attraction doesn't work like that.

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By *hesexpeopleCouple
over a year ago

s wales

Just doing what you are doing, from your profile I can’t see anything wrong, you must just not be what the people you are messaging are looking for.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I once got a meet of the back of “gizzashagyabitch” but I wouldn’t recommend that approach tbh.

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

Have you tried biblical quotes?

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By *ortobello SionnachWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

"Hi,

I've never messaged with "fancy a fuck?" or "how are you?"

I do try to create a few sentences, with a little humour if possible.

Still... Not too much success.

What am I doing wrong? its the beard maybe, shave it off just as an experiment to see if I'm right "

Yep its a bit Paul Kaye in Zapped.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In my reading of your profile it looks as if you want a relationship or at least a FWB, but everything starts with that first meet, so maybe tone down the future hope to get meets now? You don't want to put off the ladies who want something simple and easy to begin with.

I'm not your target audience, but everything about you looks good to me. Good luck OP.

Mrs

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By *ertsguy2000Man
over a year ago

hertford

"Hi,

I've never messaged with "fancy a fuck?" or "how are you?"

I do try to create a few sentences, with a little humour if possible.

Still... Not too much success.

What am I doing wrong? "

Join the club mate, it’s just fab....

Still poxy rude in my opinion to not have the decency to send a short message saying thanks but no thanks,

Cue the forum nazis ‘it’s in the rules, no reply means no interest’

Maybe the rules, in my book it’s rude

All the best fella

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By *onnie And Clyde9070Couple
over a year ago

Leeds

Add a plethora of cock pics to a message that's as short as possible. Also ensure the cock pics aren't of yours and are a variety of different shapes and colours.

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

"Add a plethora of cock pics to a message that's as short as possible. Also ensure the cock pics aren't of yours and are a variety of different shapes and colours."

Yes -I find the red cocklobster massacre look to be the most effective at attracting mates

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By *hamboy69Man
over a year ago

huddersfield

Grow a vagina that’ll definitely improve your success rate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Grow a vagina that’ll definitely improve your success rate "

Or suck cock, many meets then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi,

I've never messaged with "fancy a fuck?" or "how are you?"

I do try to create a few sentences, with a little humour if possible.

Still... Not too much success.

What am I doing wrong? "

You had 4 meets last year is there anything that is different now. Have you changed your profile....maybe it is the beard....did you have it before.

The beard is ok but your pictures with less facial hair shows a very handsome face which is now quite hidden....

You mention being a single parent have you always disclosed that, maybe it puts people off.....from the point of view that they might think you will cancel last minute.

Do you think people need to know your a single parent. We all have commitments and cannot just meet at the drop of a hat and people should expect us to so maybe keep that piece of information to yourself.

Other than that I cannot think.....your not crude and your pictures are quite artistic rather than the usual standard.

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By *lceeWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I have no clue. You’re good looking, your photos are great (that one of you laughing is perfect!), you’re upfront about your personal circumstances, your veris show you to be a well-rounded, reliable sort that anyone would want to play with.

I’m stumped. I can’t even find a flipping typo to take issue with.

You should be fending them off with your big stick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

have a look at my profile.

i have no worries about messages

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Cue the forum nazis"

Blimey, no messing about! Anyone who disagrees with you is a fascist!

Rik Mayall would be proud of you...

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By *J RHEAMan
over a year ago

S West

Just the way of fab, again, I use an opener that is fairly successful

just ask hey Ms so and so? truth, or dare? Drop in a pic compliment.

I have a couple of goto replies for both options

I read the females profile, but I'll be damned if I'm writing individual messages for women when half of them bin it without reading!

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By *essica jamiesonWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

"Hi,

I've never messaged with "fancy a fuck?" or "how are you?"

I do try to create a few sentences, with a little humour if possible.

Still... Not too much success.

What am I doing wrong?

Join the club mate, it’s just fab....

Still poxy rude in my opinion to not have the decency to send a short message saying thanks but no thanks,

Cue the forum nazis ‘it’s in the rules, no reply means no interest’

Maybe the rules, in my book it’s rude

All the best fella

HG"
And its also v rude " after u have replied " not for me thanks! U recieve " ur a worthless whore why not? Why are u saying no!!! So....thats why numerous females do not say thanks not for me! Ur a big boy dont take it personally!

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By *ertsguy2000Man
over a year ago

hertford

Cue the forum nazis

Blimey, no messing about! Anyone who disagrees with you is a fascist!

Rik Mayall would be proud of you..."

Facist!?!! I’m lost to how you get that from me saying ‘it’s rude’

But well done, you spelt it right

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By *orticiaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

Maybe it’s the messages - you’re more likely to get a reply if it’s something specific about the persons profile, than a generic copy & paste impersonal message.

Also, your profile text doesn’t say much about you - you’re a single dad with a shaved cock & an unshaved face is all I got from it. I don’t know what you like, what you’re looking for or what I get out of replying to you rather than the 20-30 other guys that message.

Your photos are good, but although I’m a beard aficionado, the long hair isn’t my thing & the photo with the pipe is odd because you say you’re a non smoker?! A pipe smoker with a beard would be off-putting as the smell lingers in the beard

Hope that helps OP!

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By *hamboy69Man
over a year ago

huddersfield

Maybe Op you could filter messages you’re sending out

Concentrate on people who have a meet on their status or even better get your name down to an organised event in your area and message a few people who are attending guaranteed you’ll get a better response.

You’ll be seen as someone who is a serious swinger on not just a chancer

Get out what you put in has never been more true on her

Good luck

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Cue the forum nazis

Blimey, no messing about! Anyone who disagrees with you is a fascist!

Rik Mayall would be proud of you...

Facist!?!! I’m lost to how you get that from me saying ‘it’s rude’

But well done, you spelt it right

Maybe I got it from the bit I quoted, hence it being the bit I quoted.

Never mind, obviously too complicated for you. Carry on raging against people not rejecting you demonstrably enough.

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By *ertsguy2000Man
over a year ago

hertford

Cue the forum nazis

Blimey, no messing about! Anyone who disagrees with you is a fascist!

Rik Mayall would be proud of you...

Facist!?!! I’m lost to how you get that from me saying ‘it’s rude’

But well done, you spelt it right

Maybe I got it from the bit I quoted, hence it being the bit I quoted.

Never mind, obviously too complicated for you. Carry on raging against people not rejecting you demonstrably enough."

Were you bullied at school....??

fascist LMFAO...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cue the forum nazis

Blimey, no messing about! Anyone who disagrees with you is a fascist!

Rik Mayall would be proud of you...

Facist!?!! I’m lost to how you get that from me saying ‘it’s rude’

But well done, you spelt it right

Maybe I got it from the bit I quoted, hence it being the bit I quoted.

Never mind, obviously too complicated for you. Carry on raging against people not rejecting you demonstrably enough.

Were you bullied at school....??

fascist LMFAO..."

Criticising extreme statements, haha, so a nazi is somebody who explains the rules to somebody who has joined a site on the basis they're the rules but won't accept them.

So why don't you explain that extreme statement instead or maybe you don't know what a nazi is?

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By *ertsguy2000Man
over a year ago

hertford

Cue the forum nazis

Blimey, no messing about! Anyone who disagrees with you is a fascist!

Rik Mayall would be proud of you...

Facist!?!! I’m lost to how you get that from me saying ‘it’s rude’

But well done, you spelt it right

Maybe I got it from the bit I quoted, hence it being the bit I quoted.

Never mind, obviously too complicated for you. Carry on raging against people not rejecting you demonstrably enough.

Were you bullied at school....??

fascist LMFAO...

Criticising extreme statements, haha, so a nazi is somebody who explains the rules to somebody who has joined a site on the basis they're the rules but won't accept them.

So why don't you explain that extreme statement instead or maybe you don't know what a nazi is?"

I’d say it’s someone with so little in their life they feel the need to comment on someone’s post when it’s neither called for or relevant

Or just take a peek in the mirror fella

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi,

I've never messaged with "fancy a fuck?" or "how are you?"

I do try to create a few sentences, with a little humour if possible.

Still... Not too much success.

What am I doing wrong? "

A lot of women and couples say if they get an email they first read the senders profile. If they like the profile they read the email. If they don't like the profile the email doesn't get read.

First make sure your profile is good.

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By *utsidenakedMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

Ya biggest mistake is your not black with a ten foot cock, the other is you got hair in the normal places,women like sissies not real men,

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

"Ya biggest mistake is your not black with a ten foot cock, the other is you got hair in the normal places,women like sissies not real men, "

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"Ya biggest mistake is your not black with a ten foot cock, the other is you got hair in the normal places,women like sissies not real men, "

Rubbish. Women like positive and respectful men.

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

"Ya biggest mistake is your not black with a ten foot cock, the other is you got hair in the normal places,women like sissies not real men,

Rubbish. Women like positive and respectful men. "

Well that's me out the picture then

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