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Tips for single guys (tongue in cheek)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I have got some great tips to help the single guys here. You can't fail if you follow these:

- have a good selection of cock pics on your profile. The more the better

-dont bother sending a face pic, let's face it, a good cock pic is worth 10 face pics

-dont bother reading a profile, just cut and paste a message, it saves time

-a good message starts with fancy a fuck

You can add more and have fun. Ps fab my cock pic lol

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

All of the above and uses the scattergun technique. Never fails.

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By *c-ukMan
over a year ago

Sevenoaks

Cock pics should always have one comparing to a sky remote (available at ASDA) drives the ladies nuts !!

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

If the muse strikes you, write a long detailed message describing exactly how your meet would pan out. Don’t worry about what your recipient likes or is into, just get it all out there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just don't send mail anymore as being a single male I'm tarnished by birth.

You just can't do anything right so I don't bother.

I just read/use the forums now.

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth


"I just don't send mail anymore as being a single male I'm tarnished by birth.

You just can't do anything right so I don't bother.

I just read/use the forums now."

Not with everyone. Sure, there are things that lots of people do which are such cliches you’ve got to laugh. But there are plenty of people who get that it’s not all single men, just that the numbers mean you see it more frequently with them - especially if they’re your target market!

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By *earboynottinghamMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

Only use text speak.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't forget to aim your message just to the lady if it's a couples profile. They bloody love it.

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

Dont forget to say hello beautiful .... love your curves

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By *mooth shaftMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Always address the lady as babe and make sure you use bad grammar and there are plenty of spelling mistakes. Gets the ladies horny as fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep agree we are suckers for guys who don’t bother to read our profile that always gets us panting

We especially love the “in your area” last minute messages asking if we can meet right now. Yes of course here’s the address how fast can you get here?

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By *ily Con CarneTV/TS
over a year ago

Cornwall

"Hi Hun".... don't forget to say that and nothing else

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

Aleays expect people to be free imediately when you are horny...

Miss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...and then when you are eventually lucky enough to get an invite make sure you can't do that time because you are shopping with your granny/washing your hair/ the cat died!

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By *nvincible ButterflyWoman
over a year ago

LEEDS

After been turned down wait a few days and message again like you cant remember the clear no.

Gets me hot everytime lol

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By *elshsunsWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

And send a friend request too ... even after one message .... we obviously know each other intimately now

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

Lie about your age, don't mention that you're married and pretend that you're a bi-female looking for the same - she'll forgive you when you turn up on her doorstep and she sees how good looking you are

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By *erby couple200Couple
over a year ago

Derby

Send a message saying

'hi babe I wn fuk u'

It drives me wild.

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By *eorge n DragonCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire

Always have a whinging status up, i.e am i that bad looking that i cannot get a meet or women are too fussy to meet me.

That whining gets the juices flowing.

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By *eorge smith321Man
over a year ago

high wycombe

As a single bi male I find it very difficult to arrange meets with couples.

Profiles often say no men,so you can't message them,but when you check the verifications there are single men,very frustrating.

I am looking for over 60's who I thought might be more amenable.

I shall keep trying.

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Pepper your message with as many "babe/ hun/slut/bitch" comments as possible, they loves it they does!

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By *weetandHungMan
over a year ago

liverpool


"Send a message saying

'hi babe I wn fuk u'

It drives me wild."

Dont forget the bit didnt want you anyway block block block

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By *ermandrMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Message couples at one in the morning saying that you’re in a hotel 200 miles away if they fancy popping over for a quickie.

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By *ermandrMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

The tried and trusted ‘wink’ with no message has the hotties running round as well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't give up, there will be one desperate, old, fat woman who will want you after seeing your cock in another woman's arse (even better if you're married, you will be discreet )

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By *orny andy yorkMan
over a year ago

york

Then when you finally get a meet with a woman or couple you realise all the things they say about single men ie don’t look like their photos lie about age etc woman and couples do that too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ctrl+c and ctrl+v is your friend.

Use them wisely

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By *olfAndKittenCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Sending 300 messages in 5 mins..

Hi

Talk to me

Please talk to me

Can i ask a question

Ur hot

So sxy bb

Wot i wuld do 2 u

Y wont u talk?

Plz tlk

Cum on im hurny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you're not getting replies to your own picture, use a picture of brad pitt , they will never know when you turn up in person, will be way too horny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make sure you leave ten minutes before responding to any message when chatting. Makes it clear that you are so popular you have to run five conversations at a time. Being in demand makes them want you more.

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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago

Stoke area

To increase your chances have a silhouette as your profile picture. It adds a bit of mystery that is essential for a good meet.

If they say on their profile some rubbish about having a social first, then tell them you can have a chit chat in the lounge before you drag them upstairs and fuck them with your 10 inch cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your first message should be "when we meeting" 10/10 for effort.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Offer the ladies a nice meal at McDonalds. Then they at least know you see them more than a quick fuck. 2 for 1 vouchers are good for this tip.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Offer the ladies a nice meal at McDonalds. Then they at least know you see them more than a quick fuck. 2 for 1 vouchers are good for this tip.

"

I am in ...

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area


"The tried and trusted ‘wink’ with no message has the hotties running round as well. "

I had 42 winks ...... none now ... deleted .....yawn .

And yes we can have preferences ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a sucker for good conversation .... so 'Hi' is always going to get an enthusiastic reply from me .....

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By *oppyflightsCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

Don't forget the classics!

Hows youse? how you finding the site? how's your weekend? I'm just a normal married guy!

and when we want to reply your 'user no longer on site' what a tease!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Patience is the key lol

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

Enjoying this thread, even as a *cough* single guy, but hopefully one who avoids the traps listed above...

I'd add - once you've tried all the above - posting YET ANOTHER forum topic called 'what am I doing wrong?' / 'Advice please'.

Surely there are so many times you can ask the same question, guys!

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By *rx1Couple
over a year ago

North of Okehampton, South of Bideford

Always include

"This site is crap, I'm leaving cos no 1 wanna meat me"

Especially if you have been a member for more than two whole days.

That usually drums up a lot of support, we all love a good victim...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get yourself to a social, but don’t contact anyone in advance, it’ll kill the mystery of who you are.

Once there make an impression. Get pissed within the first half hour, complain to everyone who will stand still long enough about how shit the site is, how ugly all the women are and then throw up down the organiser’s cleavage. Pick a fight with the bouncer because he’s black ‘and women only want to shag black men’ and then make a d*unken lurch at the hottest woman in the room. She won’t be able to resist you now that you’re (in)famous!

[Anyone able to name this social and the location, pm me for a prize].

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Fun night and great advice. Not sute where the club was though ??

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By *orny andy yorkMan
over a year ago

york

Give us a clue ? Lol

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Women only say they want to meet tall men. If you're on the short side just lie about your height. When you turn up she won't mind, it just shows your cheeky humour!

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By *utsidenakedMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

Don't forget the best chance for a meet is to message someone 500 mikes away that always gets em going, oh and,after ya first message remember do not read the reply for four days, then go off site and rejoin within the week, its a sure fired winner

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Don't forget the best chance for a meet is to message someone 500 mikes away that always gets em going, oh and,after ya first message remember do not read the reply for four days, then go off site and rejoin within the week, its a sure fired winner"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Great advice, especially with the number of emails. The more you send the luckier you will get lol

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