FabSwingers.com forum: Men’s photos

By *aileyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Bristol

I’m temped to offer a free workshop to men on how to take a selfie! This is crazy!

Hold the camera up! Up! Higher!

Get in good lighting! Sunshine!

We cant agree to meet with you if you look like a dark blob with 3 chins.

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By *att71Man
over a year ago

Bristol

"I’m temped to offer a free workshop to men on how to take a selfie! This is crazy!

Hold the camera up! Up! Higher!

Get in good lighting! Sunshine!

We cant agree to meet with you if you look like a dark blob with 3 chins. "

even if the nice well taken picture in natural light turns up as a dark blob with 3 chins lol....

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By *xMFM3sumsxxWoman
over a year ago

SouthWest Lancashire

"I’m temped to offer a free workshop to men on how to take a selfie! This is crazy!

Hold the camera up! Up! Higher!

Get in good lighting! Sunshine!

We cant agree to meet with you if you look like a dark blob with 3 chins.

even if the nice well taken picture in natural light turns up as a dark blob with 3 chins lol...."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m temped to offer a free workshop to men on how to take a selfie! This is crazy!

Hold the camera up! Up! Higher!

Get in good lighting! Sunshine!

We cant agree to meet with you if you look like a dark blob with 3 chins. "

But I AM a dark blob with 3 chins!

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By *ady-LoverMan
over a year ago

swindon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So what would be the ideal photo to have on here?

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By *eardsandboobsCouple
over a year ago

north of lincoln

I find it strange that men tend to send the worst possible photos . Do they not look at the photo before sending it ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m temped to offer a free workshop to men on how to take a selfie! This is crazy!

Hold the camera up! Up! Higher!

Get in good lighting! Sunshine!

We cant agree to meet with you if you look like a dark blob with 3 chins. "

It is usually my face that ruins a picture. The lighting becomes irrelevant haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All tips and help gratefully received

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 09/09/18 15:48:08]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think this is because women are much more comfortable taking pics of themselves, a lot of guys don’t like doing it, I was taught from a young age that stuff like that is vain and not to be encouraged. To a point I still agree with that now, but the works we live in is very different now, I blame social media for what it’s worth!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh help me...if happily send pics for constructive criticism for anyone kind enough to offer an expert view

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think this is because women are much more comfortable taking pics of themselves, a lot of guys don’t like doing it, I was taught from a young age that stuff like that is vain and not to be encouraged. To a point I still agree with that now, but the works we live in is very different now, I blame social media for what it’s worth! "

World even!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If women fab pics as easily and readily as men this wouldn't be a problem. Like us they'd then fab anything and so there would no longer be an issue.

Sorted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha I blame that on the ratios fella

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah it's all about marketing yourself isn't it, and making those connections. Of course getting varified is key but really difficult to connect to a women through chat alone in order to make this happen. Picture tips are welcome. The odds are against you as a single bloke. Knowing how to attract women on here is taking a while to learn. I'm just editing as I go along and hoping to make a connection if I'm patient.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah it's all about marketing yourself isn't it, and making those connections. Of course getting varified is key but really difficult to connect to a women through chat alone in order to make this happen. Picture tips are welcome. The odds are against you as a single bloke. Knowing how to attract women on here is taking a while to learn. I'm just editing as I go along and hoping to make a connection if I'm patient. "

I am finding the same thing mate. I am new to here and have had a chat with a few girls but the single girls on here must in inundated with messages.

I am guessing that there are a lot of wasters on here that make it difficult for genuine people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good idea idea - i need as much help as possible lol

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

Smile guys!

Make the pics recent and close up please. Face pics not cocks although chests and bums are good too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Smile guys!

Make the pics recent and close up please. Face pics not cocks although chests and bums are good too

Is it acceptable just to send a face picture via a message?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use a tripod and I am not talking about including yours in the picture next to a lynx can over the toilet

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By *aileyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Bristol

[Removed by poster at 09/09/18 19:47:54]

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By *aileyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Bristol

"Smile guys!

Make the pics recent and close up please. Face pics not cocks although chests and bums are good too

Is it acceptable just to send a face picture via a message?"

Yes x

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By *esireXposedMan
over a year ago

East sussex

A good idea, but don't!

It'll just make it harder for those that at least try.

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"I’m temped to offer a free workshop to men on how to take a selfie! This is crazy!

Hold the camera up! Up! Higher!

Get in good lighting! Sunshine!

We cant agree to meet with you if you look like a dark blob with 3 chins. "

I will happily accept any advice about selfie taking. I genuinely struggle with presenting face pics

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By *lectricSensationMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

do you approve of mine?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When the face is the worst part of a picture, you soon learn how to use the crop function

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By *oxycouple28Couple
over a year ago

bexley

Also... PLEASE don't do numerous photos of your cock (ironically the only kind of pictures that do seem well taken!) To add to your profile. If you insist on doing it, one will do!

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By *aileyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Bristol

Honestly guys. If you want help. Message me privately

The game needs to be raised!

This is not an invitation for a meet, but to hopefully get you meets (or socials) in the future

I’ve been so surprised how handsome guys are in person, but their pics were not as good

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By *r_TrojanMan
over a year ago

In The North

I think taking the time to study photos you have taken yourself and being a good self critic goes a long way.

I know I have thrashed some of my own photos on occasion and sometimes uploaded the odd risqué on to gauge reactions...

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Whilst a workshop for selfies could guide the clueless, photos taken by others will be able to catch you naturally, when you are more relaxed.

I think that natural pics, probably not posed, give others a better grasp of how you'll look when meeting.

Sure, aim for the most flattering - not the least, as some seem to use - but posed facial expressions aren't usually that good imo - especially when you are unrelaxed trying to get things 'right'.

Avoid cock toilet combinations of course.

Guys could get together for a group workshop and photo shoot

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By *herrySnickersWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"Smile guys!

Make the pics recent and close up please. Face pics not cocks although chests and bums are good too

100% agree. A sexy torso shot. No cocks please...bums also cute...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about the selfie pout?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be fair, I could make use of a service like that lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like photography and I've offered to take pictures for people before. But most people expect sex to involved, so it rarely works out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m temped to offer a free workshop to men on how to take a selfie! This is crazy!

Hold the camera up! Up! Higher!

Get in good lighting! Sunshine!

We cant agree to meet with you if you look like a dark blob with 3 chins. "

Does this offer extend to some women who can't operate the camera too?

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By *herrySnickersWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere

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By *herrySnickersWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"Honestly guys. If you want help. Message me privately

The game needs to be raised!

This is not an invitation for a meet, but to hopefully get you meets (or socials) in the future

I’ve been so surprised how handsome guys are in person, but their pics were not as good "

Love your profile and wanted to send a hello message - site supporters only! X cherry x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whilst a workshop for selfies could guide the clueless, photos taken by others will be able to catch you naturally, when you are more relaxed.

I think that natural pics, probably not posed, give others a better grasp of how you'll look when meeting.

Sure, aim for the most flattering - not the least, as some seem to use - but posed facial expressions aren't usually that good imo - especially when you are unrelaxed trying to get things 'right'.

Avoid cock toilet combinations of course.

Guys could get together for a group workshop and photo shoot "

Cock toilet combinations (classic)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Honestly guys. If you want help. Message me privately

The game needs to be raised!

This is not an invitation for a meet, but to hopefully get you meets (or socials) in the future

I’ve been so surprised how handsome guys are in person, but their pics were not as good "

How, do I message you????

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

I'm willing to learn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m temped to offer a free workshop to men on how to take a selfie! This is crazy!

Hold the camera up! Up! Higher!

Get in good lighting! Sunshine!

We cant agree to meet with you if you look like a dark blob with 3 chins.

Does this offer extend to some women who can't operate the camera too?"

They too could be a blob with three chins though. Some things you just can’t hide even with photoshop.

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By *b1976Man
over a year ago

North East

Honey you’re so right lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m temped to offer a free workshop to men on how to take a selfie! This is crazy!

Hold the camera up! Up! Higher!

Get in good lighting! Sunshine!

We cant agree to meet with you if you look like a dark blob with 3 chins.

Does this offer extend to some women who can't operate the camera too?

They too could be a blob with three chins though. Some things you just can’t hide even with photoshop.

Yes my blob is unphotoshopable

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By *esireXposedMan
over a year ago

East sussex

"I’m temped to offer a free workshop to men on how to take a selfie! This is crazy!

Hold the camera up! Up! Higher!

Get in good lighting! Sunshine!

We cant agree to meet with you if you look like a dark blob with 3 chins.

Does this offer extend to some women who can't operate the camera too?

They too could be a blob with three chins though. Some things you just can’t hide even with photoshop.

well that depends on your level of photoshopery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m temped to offer a free workshop to men on how to take a selfie! This is crazy!

Hold the camera up! Up! Higher!

Get in good lighting! Sunshine!

We cant agree to meet with you if you look like a dark blob with 3 chins.

Does this offer extend to some women who can't operate the camera too?

They too could be a blob with three chins though. Some things you just can’t hide even with photoshop.

well that depends on your level of photoshopery

Ssssh. I’m actually 24 stone

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By *esireXposedMan
over a year ago

East sussex

"I’m temped to offer a free workshop to men on how to take a selfie! This is crazy!

Hold the camera up! Up! Higher!

Get in good lighting! Sunshine!

We cant agree to meet with you if you look like a dark blob with 3 chins.

Does this offer extend to some women who can't operate the camera too?

They too could be a blob with three chins though. Some things you just can’t hide even with photoshop.

well that depends on your level of photoshopery

Ssssh. I’m actually 24 stone

I'm 6'2" and smooth as a baby's bottom. I think one of us needs to rethink their PS wizardry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m temped to offer a free workshop to men on how to take a selfie! This is crazy!

Hold the camera up! Up! Higher!

Get in good lighting! Sunshine!

We cant agree to meet with you if you look like a dark blob with 3 chins.

Does this offer extend to some women who can't operate the camera too?

They too could be a blob with three chins though. Some things you just can’t hide even with photoshop.

well that depends on your level of photoshopery

Ssssh. I’m actually 24 stone

I'm 6'2" and smooth as a baby's bottom. I think one of us needs to rethink their PS wizardry

Well I like the illusion you’ve created with your pictures. I’d work on aligning the reality with the fantasy

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By *esireXposedMan
over a year ago

East sussex

Well I like the illusion you’ve created with your pictures. I’d work on aligning the reality with the fantasy

No one is that good!

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By *urhamjayMan
over a year ago

Durham

Cock toilet combinations (classic)

It's deliberate. I hope to show my collection of hotel toilets at a photography exhibition.

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By *esireXposedMan
over a year ago

East sussex

Cock toilet combinations (classic)

It's deliberate. I hope to show my collection of hotel toilets at a photography exhibition."

Bogtography!

i'll get my coat.

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By *urhamjayMan
over a year ago

Durham

Cock toilet combinations (classic)

It's deliberate. I hope to show my collection of hotel toilets at a photography exhibition.

Bogtography!

i'll get my coat."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I like the illusion you’ve created with your pictures. I’d work on aligning the reality with the fantasy

No one is that good!

I can squint a bit

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact

I hate taking photos or having them taken. Personally I think I have done the best I can with my own photos. But I am not doing well at all on Fab. I suspect that changing my photos will make no difference as I have been advised that everything seems fine.

But what do they know eh? They are no experts offering specialised workshops after all. Bar surgery, is there anything I can do to improve my photos??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well op I’d love to message you seeing as you are local (for a yank!) but I’m outside your age range so can’t enjoy the benefits of your appreciation

xxx

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By *ovingittwoCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

"All tips and help gratefully received

Nice pics

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By *tonmessyMan
over a year ago

Bournemouth

Always wondered why women take selfies in toilets... what’s that all about ??

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By *urhamjayMan
over a year ago

Durham

"Always wondered why women take selfies in toilets... what’s that all about ??"

Same reason as men. Full length mirror and they are in their best gear. Don't want pictures at home because it gives away too much.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And when I say tank I mean more of a tug....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yank (spell check is a bitch!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m temped to offer a free workshop to men on how to take a selfie! This is crazy!

Hold the camera up! Up! Higher!

Get in good lighting! Sunshine!

We cant agree to meet with you if you look like a dark blob with 3 chins. "

Sign me up lol I need all the help I.can get

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By *ottie 13Woman
over a year ago

Happy go lucky

"I’m temped to offer a free workshop to men on how to take a selfie! This is crazy!

Hold the camera up! Up! Higher!

Get in good lighting! Sunshine!

We cant agree to meet with you if you look like a dark blob with 3 chins. "

Please do

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By *andb69Couple
over a year ago

leeds

Not sure why so many are against cock pics. I like them and don't really care how many a guy has. If this was a dating site I might feel differently, but as a swinging site I'm nore than happy to see what's on offer, as long as it's a well taken picture of a good looking cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not sure why so many are against cock pics. I like them and don't really care how many a guy has. If this was a dating site I might feel differently, but as a swinging site I'm nore than happy to see what's on offer, as long as it's a well taken picture of a good looking cock"

I try lol

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

Not sure if this is going to make a lot of guys attractive or is letting us know to ask for passport photo.

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By *rAdventurousJayMan
over a year ago

Kent

"Not sure if this is going to make a lot of guys attractive or is letting us know to ask for passport photo. "

Haha

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By *aturewomanloverMan
over a year ago

staffs/cheshire

Isnt holding the camera up higher! Higher! A well used

trick of the trade to make you look thinner??

Youll be moaning then we look fatter in real life than our pics

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By *lwaysreay9Man
over a year ago

Next to you

"I’m temped to offer a free workshop to men on how to take a selfie! This is crazy!

Hold the camera up! Up! Higher!

Get in good lighting! Sunshine!

We cant agree to meet with you if you look like a dark blob with 3 chins. "

Would like your opinion?

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By *rAdventurousJayMan
over a year ago

Kent

"Isnt holding the camera up higher! Higher! A well used

trick of the trade to make you look thinner??

Youll be moaning then we look fatter in real life than our pics "

Hahaha

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