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WTF is wrong with me??!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I keep dropping my phone.

Flipping screen popped out this time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You need to tie a string to it so it doesn't hit the floor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hopefully nothing more sinister than clumsiness

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By *effrey45Man
over a year ago

Lytham

Stop buttering your phone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tough case and screen protector...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It has a screen protector and I keep it in a phone sock thing.

I keep dropping everything except my knickers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm on porn so much my screen saver is clingfilm

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

put it in a little back with a long strap and hang it round your neck

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By *exyangeleyesMan
over a year ago

chester

As long as your lingerie remains around your waist your dignity will be intact, everything else can be replaced

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"I'm on porn so much my screen saver is clingfilm "

Why does this not surprise me!?!

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By *ertsguy2000Man
over a year ago

hertford

[Removed by poster at 22/08/18 20:10:40]

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By *ertsguy2000Man
over a year ago

hertford

Quite clearly lack of jism, well known side effect of jism deficiency is clumsiness xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"put it in a little back with a long strap and hang it round your neck "

What? Everything I pick up?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Quite clearly lack of jism, well known side effect of jism deficiency is clumsiness xx "

Ah. I must admit I’ve been lacking in jism recently.

All work and no play.

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By *ertsguy2000Man
over a year ago

hertford

Blimey, I thought that was just me

All work and no play that is, not the lack of jism...ok maybe lady jism..!!

HG

X

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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge

Get a case. I have a Spigen Tough Armour case for my Samsung S8+

It has a built in kickstand which I LOVE because if I'm not pissing people off in the forums, I'm probably watching YouTube videos.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm on porn so much my screen saver is clingfilm

Why does this not surprise me!?! "
Cheeky mare

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Is this butter fingers syndrome an age thing? I’m approaching 50. Am I about to fall to bits?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this butter fingers syndrome an age thing? I’m approaching 50. Am I about to fall to bits? "
its when you cant remember if you even had a phone . That's when you start worrying x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is this butter fingers syndrome an age thing? I’m approaching 50. Am I about to fall to bits? its when you cant remember if you even had a phone . That's when you start worrying x"

I remember having it but if I walk away from it I can guarantee I won’t remember where I left it for sure.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this butter fingers syndrome an age thing? I’m approaching 50. Am I about to fall to bits? its when you cant remember if you even had a phone . That's when you start worrying x

I remember having it but if I walk away from it I can guarantee I won’t remember where I left it for sure. "
i look for my reading glasses with my reading glasses on .

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is this butter fingers syndrome an age thing? I’m approaching 50. Am I about to fall to bits? its when you cant remember if you even had a phone . That's when you start worrying x

I remember having it but if I walk away from it I can guarantee I won’t remember where I left it for sure. i look for my reading glasses with my reading glasses on . "

Ditto. And look for my phone while talking on it.

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown


"Quite clearly lack of jism, well known side effect of jism deficiency is clumsiness xx

Ah. I must admit I’ve been lacking in jism recently.

All work and no play. "

That's no good

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By *ilth500Man
over a year ago

Merseyside


"I keep dropping my phone.

Flipping screen popped out this time! "

is it because your masturbation is so intense??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I keep dropping my phone.

Flipping screen popped out this time!

is it because your masturbation is so intense?? "

I can’t remember the last time I played with myself.... and that’s not a memory problem.

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By *ertsguy2000Man
over a year ago

hertford


"I keep dropping my phone.

Flipping screen popped out this time!

is it because your masturbation is so intense??

I can’t remember the last time I played with myself.... and that’s not a memory problem. "

Is that because you’re getting sooooo much action elsewhere?? Or just that annoying thing called everyday life getting in the way?? Either way that’s tragic, I’d imagine you playing with yourself is rather lovely x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I keep dropping my phone.

Flipping screen popped out this time!

is it because your masturbation is so intense??

I can’t remember the last time I played with myself.... and that’s not a memory problem.

Is that because you’re getting sooooo much action elsewhere?? Or just that annoying thing called everyday life getting in the way?? Either way that’s tragic, I’d imagine you playing with yourself is rather lovely x"

Ive not got any actual physical attention since early July.

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By *ertsguy2000Man
over a year ago

hertford


"I keep dropping my phone.

Flipping screen popped out this time!

is it because your masturbation is so intense??

I can’t remember the last time I played with myself.... and that’s not a memory problem.

Is that because you’re getting sooooo much action elsewhere?? Or just that annoying thing called everyday life getting in the way?? Either way that’s tragic, I’d imagine you playing with yourself is rather lovely x

Ive not got any actual physical attention since early July. "

Pssshhhh quit your complaining, I’ve not touched myself since 2004

Sorry that’s 20:04

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I keep dropping my phone.

Flipping screen popped out this time!

is it because your masturbation is so intense??

I can’t remember the last time I played with myself.... and that’s not a memory problem.

Is that because you’re getting sooooo much action elsewhere?? Or just that annoying thing called everyday life getting in the way?? Either way that’s tragic, I’d imagine you playing with yourself is rather lovely x

Ive not got any actual physical attention since early July.

Pssshhhh quit your complaining, I’ve not touched myself since 2004

Sorry that’s 20:04"

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"I keep dropping my phone.

Flipping screen popped out this time!

is it because your masturbation is so intense??

I can’t remember the last time I played with myself.... and that’s not a memory problem. "

Can you remember when you last played with someone else?

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By *.A.MGUY55Man
over a year ago

Rochdale

Are u coming down from an orgasm with villant shakes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I keep dropping my phone.

Flipping screen popped out this time!

is it because your masturbation is so intense??

I can’t remember the last time I played with myself.... and that’s not a memory problem.

Can you remember when you last played with someone else? "

Oh gawd. You had to ask..... I just worked it out as it was on the Friday before a social; 1st June

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"I keep dropping my phone.

Flipping screen popped out this time!

is it because your masturbation is so intense??

I can’t remember the last time I played with myself.... and that’s not a memory problem.

Can you remember when you last played with someone else?

Oh gawd. You had to ask..... I just worked it out as it was on the Friday before a social; 1st June "

Then we need to change that!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I keep dropping my phone.

Flipping screen popped out this time!

is it because your masturbation is so intense??

I can’t remember the last time I played with myself.... and that’s not a memory problem.

Can you remember when you last played with someone else?

Oh gawd. You had to ask..... I just worked it out as it was on the Friday before a social; 1st June

Then we need to change that!!! "

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By *xtrafun4youMan
over a year ago

Dunstable


"It has a screen protector and I keep it in a phone sock thing.

I keep dropping everything except my knickers! "
lol have you got to much loob on you hands

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By *rickyd72Man
over a year ago

Sheffield


"I keep dropping my phone.

Flipping screen popped out this time!

is it because your masturbation is so intense??

I can’t remember the last time I played with myself.... and that’s not a memory problem.

Can you remember when you last played with someone else?

Oh gawd. You had to ask..... I just worked it out as it was on the Friday before a social; 1st June "
may I volunteer to change your situation for you?

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton


"I keep dropping my phone.

Flipping screen popped out this time! "

Use a bit of salt when washing your hands. It removes the lube more efficiently.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As we all probably had the same as a child and gloves, tie a piece of string through the arms of your top and you will never lose again

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By *xtrafun4youMan
over a year ago

Dunstable

If you have shakey hand put the on my cock to stop them.

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By *entomillaMan
over a year ago

norwich


"It has a screen protector and I keep it in a phone sock thing.

I keep dropping everything except my knickers! "

That’s a good one

Made my day xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I keep dropping my phone.

Flipping screen popped out this time!

Use a bit of salt when washing your hands. It removes the lube more efficiently. "

An experienced man! Thanks for the tip

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By *LUFFER200Man
over a year ago

North Devon

If you drop your knickers and leave them strategically placed between knee and ankle, they will catch your phone on its way down. You would also attract plenty of attention, mine especially. Try it, see if it works for you and report back, lol.

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