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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Honestly as a single male how do you get a meet from this site. I had a decent run with a regular FB to begin with, however since then the site has gone as dry as gandolfs flip flop. Can anyone advice what to do before I delete the membership

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just delete your membership

...you do not stand a chance fella

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just delete your membership

...you do not stand a chance fella "

An don't i stand a chance, I stand just as much of a chance as you

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By *oan of DArcCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Just delete your membership

...you do not stand a chance fella

An don't i stand a chance, I stand just as much of a chance as you "

{{but they're not complaining!}}

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just delete your membership

...you do not stand a chance fella

An don't i stand a chance, I stand just as much of a chance as you "

We are not moaning and thinking about deleting our account fella

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just delete your membership

...you do not stand a chance fella

An don't i stand a chance, I stand just as much of a chance as you

{{but they're not complaining!}}"

Lol snap you took the words right out of our mouths

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just delete your membership

...you do not stand a chance fella

An don't i stand a chance, I stand just as much of a chance as you "

I think you'll find site stats disprove that OP.

But keep at it, and you'll be successful in the end.

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By *essica jamiesonWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

I dont think gandolf wore flip flops! Lol do u mean ghandi?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I dont think gandolf wore flip flops! Lol do u mean ghandi? "

Yea auto correct working it's Magic

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By *anandLeia72Couple
over a year ago

St. Helens

Your profile needs a lot of work if you want it to work for you. Look at guys that are successful and learn from them. The guys often moaning that they aren't getting anywhere most often have profiles that look like they were done in less than 2 minutes.

Leia

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Your profile needs a lot of work if you want it to work for you. Look at guys that are successful and learn from them. The guys often moaning that they aren't getting anywhere most often have profiles that look like they were done in less than 2 minutes.

Leia "

What would you recommend then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your profile needs a lot of work if you want it to work for you. Look at guys that are successful and learn from them. The guys often moaning that they aren't getting anywhere most often have profiles that look like they were done in less than 2 minutes.

Leia

What would you recommend then "

She suggested looking at profiles of more successful single guys, that makes sense as a starter for ten.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I have a tendency to howl when it’s a full moon. It’s why I’m a lone wolf.

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch


"Just delete your membership

...you do not stand a chance fella "

I second this x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your profile needs a lot of work if you want it to work for you. Look at guys that are successful and learn from them. The guys often moaning that they aren't getting anywhere most often have profiles that look like they were done in less than 2 minutes.

Leia

What would you recommend then "

Learn about people, not about websites.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i’m intrigued as never done this before, i have friends and have chatted got let down last minute which i found annoying. But still no meet it’s all well and good to say look at successfull blokes to see what they are doing but surely i’ll be looking at their profile? means i’m interested surely!! i like the idea of this site as you are all upfront with what you want but as bloke it’s hard to be chosen. any help greatly accepted

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch


"Just delete your membership

...you do not stand a chance fella

An don't i stand a chance, I stand just as much of a chance as you

I think you'll find site stats disprove that OP.

But keep at it, and you'll be successful in the end. "

Why lie to the op ?

He by his own admission is a failure, he has no idea how to craft a decent profile that works for him

He is so oblivious to how to succeed that he thought posting a a thread about it would be a practical and good idea

Simple fact , if you feel posting a thread telling everyone you are inept as a fab user and ask for help , then indeed there is no point being here as there will always be enough quality men who do not need to be spoon fed.

Your post reads

Help I can't get any woman , I want help to meet any woman

I don't care about compatibility I just want a magic trick so I can just meet a woman , any woman will do ! Help me get my cock wet I'm not bright enough to work out how to do it myself.

So leave and stay left xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just delete your membership

...you do not stand a chance fella

An don't i stand a chance, I stand just as much of a chance as you

I think you'll find site stats disprove that OP.

But keep at it, and you'll be successful in the end.

Why lie to the op ?

He by his own admission is a failure, he has no idea how to craft a decent profile that works for him

He is so oblivious to how to succeed that he thought posting a a thread about it would be a practical and good idea

Simple fact , if you feel posting a thread telling everyone you are inept as a fab user and ask for help , then indeed there is no point being here as there will always be enough quality men who do not need to be spoon fed.

Your post reads

Help I can't get any woman , I want help to meet any woman

I don't care about compatibility I just want a magic trick so I can just meet a woman , any woman will do ! Help me get my cock wet I'm not bright enough to work out how to do it myself.

So leave and stay left xxx

"

tough day behind the till at McDonalds was it today?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well firstly it’s ghandis flip flop not gandolf!!!,keep plugging away and don’t post moany look at me statuses as there’s one everyday

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch


"Just delete your membership

...you do not stand a chance fella

An don't i stand a chance, I stand just as much of a chance as you

I think you'll find site stats disprove that OP.

But keep at it, and you'll be successful in the end.

Why lie to the op ?

He by his own admission is a failure, he has no idea how to craft a decent profile that works for him

He is so oblivious to how to succeed that he thought posting a a thread about it would be a practical and good idea

Simple fact , if you feel posting a thread telling everyone you are inept as a fab user and ask for help , then indeed there is no point being here as there will always be enough quality men who do not need to be spoon fed.

Your post reads

Help I can't get any woman , I want help to meet any woman

I don't care about compatibility I just want a magic trick so I can just meet a woman , any woman will do ! Help me get my cock wet I'm not bright enough to work out how to do it myself.

So leave and stay left xxx

tough day behind the till at McDonalds was it today?

"

My love was indeed tough

Maybe even wrong , however your use of a meaningless ad homin adds nothing or corrects nothing ? If you disagree with my words then articulate why xxx beyond that why are you trying to be offensive to all the hard working low paid md employees ?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"i’m intrigued as never done this before, i have friends and have chatted got let down last minute which i found annoying. But still no meet it’s all well and good to say look at successfull blokes to see what they are doing but surely i’ll be looking at their profile? means i’m interested surely!! i like the idea of this site as you are all upfront with what you want but as bloke it’s hard to be chosen. any help greatly accepted "

What I would say about you is that you’ve put more effort into your post on this thread. That ‘legal’ warning is really naff. You won’t take anyone to court. Just lose it, people see it as a twat filter.

More pics and more about you and what you can offer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just delete your membership

...you do not stand a chance fella

An don't i stand a chance, I stand just as much of a chance as you

I think you'll find site stats disprove that OP.

But keep at it, and you'll be successful in the end.

Why lie to the op ?

He by his own admission is a failure, he has no idea how to craft a decent profile that works for him

He is so oblivious to how to succeed that he thought posting a a thread about it would be a practical and good idea

Simple fact , if you feel posting a thread telling everyone you are inept as a fab user and ask for help , then indeed there is no point being here as there will always be enough quality men who do not need to be spoon fed.

Your post reads

Help I can't get any woman , I want help to meet any woman

I don't care about compatibility I just want a magic trick so I can just meet a woman , any woman will do ! Help me get my cock wet I'm not bright enough to work out how to do it myself.

So leave and stay left xxx

tough day behind the till at McDonalds was it today?

My love was indeed tough

Maybe even wrong , however your use of a meaningless ad homin adds nothing or corrects nothing ? If you disagree with my words then articulate why xxx beyond that why are you trying to be offensive to all the hard working low paid md employees ? "

Ohhhh............ aren't you the educated one!! It was a joke, which went over your head obviously.

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch


"Just delete your membership

...you do not stand a chance fella

An don't i stand a chance, I stand just as much of a chance as you

I think you'll find site stats disprove that OP.

But keep at it, and you'll be successful in the end.

Why lie to the op ?

He by his own admission is a failure, he has no idea how to craft a decent profile that works for him

He is so oblivious to how to succeed that he thought posting a a thread about it would be a practical and good idea

Simple fact , if you feel posting a thread telling everyone you are inept as a fab user and ask for help , then indeed there is no point being here as there will always be enough quality men who do not need to be spoon fed.

Your post reads

Help I can't get any woman , I want help to meet any woman

I don't care about compatibility I just want a magic trick so I can just meet a woman , any woman will do ! Help me get my cock wet I'm not bright enough to work out how to do it myself.

So leave and stay left xxx

tough day behind the till at McDonalds was it today?

My love was indeed tough

Maybe even wrong , however your use of a meaningless ad homin adds nothing or corrects nothing ? If you disagree with my words then articulate why xxx beyond that why are you trying to be offensive to all the hard working low paid md employees ?

Ohhhh............ aren't you the educated one!! It was a joke, which went over your head obviously."

Lol make up your mind ? Either you think me educated or you think me dumb ? The joke must have gone over my head as I am genuinely not bright enough to see a joke ? All I saw was a lame attempt to belittle me by suggesting I was the equal of a md employee

I am indeed the equal of a md worker but I have the impression you might have been suggesting their work is deserving of ridicule ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just delete your membership

...you do not stand a chance fella

An don't i stand a chance, I stand just as much of a chance as you

I think you'll find site stats disprove that OP.

But keep at it, and you'll be successful in the end.

Why lie to the op ?

He by his own admission is a failure, he has no idea how to craft a decent profile that works for him

He is so oblivious to how to succeed that he thought posting a a thread about it would be a practical and good idea

Simple fact , if you feel posting a thread telling everyone you are inept as a fab user and ask for help , then indeed there is no point being here as there will always be enough quality men who do not need to be spoon fed.

Your post reads

Help I can't get any woman , I want help to meet any woman

I don't care about compatibility I just want a magic trick so I can just meet a woman , any woman will do ! Help me get my cock wet I'm not bright enough to work out how to do it myself.

So leave and stay left xxx

tough day behind the till at McDonalds was it today?

My love was indeed tough

Maybe even wrong , however your use of a meaningless ad homin adds nothing or corrects nothing ? If you disagree with my words then articulate why xxx beyond that why are you trying to be offensive to all the hard working low paid md employees ?

Ohhhh............ aren't you the educated one!! It was a joke, which went over your head obviously.

Lol make up your mind ? Either you think me educated or you think me dumb ? The joke must have gone over my head as I am genuinely not bright enough to see a joke ? All I saw was a lame attempt to belittle me by suggesting I was the equal of a md employee

I am indeed the equal of a md worker but I have the impression you might have been suggesting their work is deserving of ridicule ?"

Its getting a little tense. I blame the heat or the milkshake machine is on the blink again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just delete your membership

...you do not stand a chance fella

An don't i stand a chance, I stand just as much of a chance as you

I think you'll find site stats disprove that OP.

But keep at it, and you'll be successful in the end.

Why lie to the op ?

He by his own admission is a failure, he has no idea how to craft a decent profile that works for him

He is so oblivious to how to succeed that he thought posting a a thread about it would be a practical and good idea

Simple fact , if you feel posting a thread telling everyone you are inept as a fab user and ask for help , then indeed there is no point being here as there will always be enough quality men who do not need to be spoon fed.

Your post reads

Help I can't get any woman , I want help to meet any woman

I don't care about compatibility I just want a magic trick so I can just meet a woman , any woman will do ! Help me get my cock wet I'm not bright enough to work out how to do it myself.

So leave and stay left xxx

tough day behind the till at McDonalds was it today?

My love was indeed tough

Maybe even wrong , however your use of a meaningless ad homin adds nothing or corrects nothing ? If you disagree with my words then articulate why xxx beyond that why are you trying to be offensive to all the hard working low paid md employees ?

Ohhhh............ aren't you the educated one!! It was a joke, which went over your head obviously.

Lol make up your mind ? Either you think me educated or you think me dumb ? The joke must have gone over my head as I am genuinely not bright enough to see a joke ? All I saw was a lame attempt to belittle me by suggesting I was the equal of a md employee

I am indeed the equal of a md worker but I have the impression you might have been suggesting their work is deserving of ridicule ?"

I think perhaps you’re over analysing things. We were just taking the piss out of you.

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch


"Just delete your membership

...you do not stand a chance fella

An don't i stand a chance, I stand just as much of a chance as you

I think you'll find site stats disprove that OP.

But keep at it, and you'll be successful in the end.

Why lie to the op ?

He by his own admission is a failure, he has no idea how to craft a decent profile that works for him

He is so oblivious to how to succeed that he thought posting a a thread about it would be a practical and good idea

Simple fact , if you feel posting a thread telling everyone you are inept as a fab user and ask for help , then indeed there is no point being here as there will always be enough quality men who do not need to be spoon fed.

Your post reads

Help I can't get any woman , I want help to meet any woman

I don't care about compatibility I just want a magic trick so I can just meet a woman , any woman will do ! Help me get my cock wet I'm not bright enough to work out how to do it myself.

So leave and stay left xxx

tough day behind the till at McDonalds was it today?

My love was indeed tough

Maybe even wrong , however your use of a meaningless ad homin adds nothing or corrects nothing ? If you disagree with my words then articulate why xxx beyond that why are you trying to be offensive to all the hard working low paid md employees ?

Ohhhh............ aren't you the educated one!! It was a joke, which went over your head obviously.

Lol make up your mind ? Either you think me educated or you think me dumb ? The joke must have gone over my head as I am genuinely not bright enough to see a joke ? All I saw was a lame attempt to belittle me by suggesting I was the equal of a md employee

I am indeed the equal of a md worker but I have the impression you might have been suggesting their work is deserving of ridicule ?

I think perhaps you’re over analysing things. We were just taking the piss out of you. "

Lol very little analysis required , you were TRYING to take the piss you realise the word belittle is a euphemism for take the piss don't you

And I just pointed out that the way you were taking the piss is by suggesting I worked for a company who's workers are generally seen as low skilled and you thought comparing me to a md worker would be a humorous insult but that only works if you feel md workers are unworthy of respect or do a job that you feel is so menial they should be the butt of a joke

Now I loath the concept and the food at md but those who work there deserve as much respect as any other worker and perhaps more than some other jobs

If you want to take the piss , go ahead my skin is like Teflon but at least try to be witty and poignant xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Easy tigers

Meanwhile, back in real life, poor OP is so bored he's gone all stiff

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"I dont think gandolf wore flip flops! Lol do u mean ghandi? "

Gandolf wore black boots

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By *anTouchThisCouple
over a year ago

Aberdeen


"I dont think gandolf wore flip flops! Lol do u mean ghandi?

Gandolf wore black boots "

So did Gandalf, at least around Smaug's time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Easy tigers

Meanwhile, back in real life, poor OP is so bored he's gone all stiff"

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By *atindollTV/TS
over a year ago

edinburgh


"I dont think gandolf wore flip flops! Lol do u mean ghandi?

Gandolf wore black boots "

Those boots were meant for walking...and walking they will etc etc etc.

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