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"Where’s ya badge, briefcase wanker?! "I told Mummy on you, and she said she's going to give you a right kicking next time she's in Hove Actually  | |||
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"Change the locks, you don't need to accommodate if you don't want to, but that's a pretty ridiculous reason for not. Other than that it's OK. " Yeah...people have said this, but it's just not me to cut her off like that. We're still friends, and she's not having the easiest of times, so I don't want to pile more misery on top of everything else. Thanks for the feedback though x | |||
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"You’re one of the few people who take the time and effort to take on board profile advice. Your last profile was longer than my cock (which is huge in case you get asked*) and this one is much better. Lithe and lean. You’re a witty bloke.*say it is anyway the fiver is on its way. " So massive it can be seen from outer space, right? (Gotta be worth a tenner at least, that one eh?) | |||
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"Change the locks, you don't need to accommodate if you don't want to, but that's a pretty ridiculous reason for not. Other than that it's OK. " Yes - that immediately made me think...drama! And would put me off. (I've had a 'neighbour' let herself in once while I was a guy's house - it wasn't pretty). | |||
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"folks could someone have a look at my profile and tell me what to change please " Compare yours to his. His is much better. Think why that could be. | |||
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"Change the locks, you don't need to accommodate if you don't want to, but that's a pretty ridiculous reason for not. Other than that it's OK. Yes - that immediately made me think...drama! And would put me off. (I've had a 'neighbour' let herself in once while I was a guy's house - it wasn't pretty). " Yep, I'm afraid I'm another one who would be put off by this too, sorry. It's a tricky one though because so many people who can't accommodate are those playing without the knowledge/consent of their partner (Yes, I know that's not *always* the case...) so I do think it's best to put some sort of explanation there. Tricky. Being a smoker will be an issue for some, and not for others (but definitely best that you're honest). I like the text and pics though, you seem approachable and an all round good egg  | |||
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"Change the locks, you don't need to accommodate if you don't want to, but that's a pretty ridiculous reason for not. Other than that it's OK. Yes - that immediately made me think...drama! And would put me off. (I've had a 'neighbour' let herself in once while I was a guy's house - it wasn't pretty). " Well, I suppose if she came round and I was hosting, then it probably *would* be drama to be honest... I mean, we've been split since March last year, so there's not really a justifiable reason why it should, but try explaining that to her (rather you than me!) So I guess I have a bit of baggage. I like to think of it as more carry-on than full hold allowance though... 
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"Your pictures are a vast improvement. Again, profile text is so much better, but the bit about the ex gf would def put me off. I'd take that out, leave in your happy to accommodate at a hotel because of living arrangements issues and then maybe explain why you can't accomodate in more detail if a meet looks like it's on the cards. Good for you for actually listening and making changes, it's a rare thing to see on here. " Ah, okay. Last time round I got told to be up front and honest about things, but it seems like keep it on a need-to-know basis is perhaps more the way to go? Thanks for taking the time x | |||
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"Change the locks, you don't need to accommodate if you don't want to, but that's a pretty ridiculous reason for not. Other than that it's OK. Yes - that immediately made me think...drama! And would put me off. (I've had a 'neighbour' let herself in once while I was a guy's house - it wasn't pretty). Yep, I'm afraid I'm another one who would be put off by this too, sorry. It's a tricky one though because so many people who can't accommodate are those playing without the knowledge/consent of their partner (Yes, I know that's not *always* the case...) so I do think it's best to put some sort of explanation there. Tricky. Being a smoker will be an issue for some, and not for others (but definitely best that you're honest). I like the text and pics though, you seem approachable and an all round good egg "Thank you. Being a smoker is a bit of an issue for me too if I'm honest! After a rather enforced sabbatical from the carnal pleasures (once we'd split it was pushing on two years!) I feared my stamina would be somewhat embarrassing...but it turns out I didn't have to worry on that front - it was actually the combination of being an old fart that never exercised and smoked too much that proved the limiting factor! It wasn't the little fella letting me down, but an inability to keep up the pace for an extended period of time 
I'm starting to get a bit more exercise lately though, so I'm working on that, and quitting is definitely on the cards...
Out of interest - open question to all the "Not interested in smokers" people out there; is it purely the smell? Or other things as well? | |||
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"Welcome back will "Good to be back! Got the briefcase on order  | |||
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"Change the locks, you don't need to accommodate if you don't want to, but that's a pretty ridiculous reason for not. Other than that it's OK. Yes - that immediately made me think...drama! And would put me off. (I've had a 'neighbour' let herself in once while I was a guy's house - it wasn't pretty). Yep, I'm afraid I'm another one who would be put off by this too, sorry. It's a tricky one though because so many people who can't accommodate are those playing without the knowledge/consent of their partner (Yes, I know that's not *always* the case...) so I do think it's best to put some sort of explanation there. Tricky. Being a smoker will be an issue for some, and not for others (but definitely best that you're honest). I like the text and pics though, you seem approachable and an all round good egg
Thank you. Being a smoker is a bit of an issue for me too if I'm honest!
After a rather enforced sabbatical from the carnal pleasures (once we'd split it was pushing on two years!) I feared my stamina would be somewhat embarrassing...but it turns out I didn't have to worry on that front - it was actually the combination of being an old fart that never exercised and smoked too much that proved the limiting factor! It wasn't the little fella letting me down, but an inability to keep up the pace for an extended period of time
I'm starting to get a bit more exercise lately though, so I'm working on that, and quitting is definitely on the cards...
Out of interest - open question to all the "Not interested in smokers" people out there; is it purely the smell? Or other things as well?"Ah bless you. Despite what some veris say they are many people who enjoy building friendships and looking for mutual pleasure, so please don't feel like all women are looking for some porn worthy sex machine on here! (Some are, admittedly, but they're quite easy to spot!). As for the smoking, I can only speak for myself but there are many reasons. The smell predominantly (breath, hair, skin,clothes, plus it transferring on to me), but also the social side. I met a lovely couple at Chams once (I'd gone on this occasion specifically to meet them) and because they vaped they classed that as "non smoking"...but still had to keep going out for fag breaks  it's just a blanket no for me, but I was pissed off they hadn't been upfront. As an aside, this is absolutely none of my business, but it does seem a shame that you didn't have sex in your relationship, and your ex is now effectively making it harder for you to have sex now too..... | |||
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"Change the locks, you don't need to accommodate if you don't want to, but that's a pretty ridiculous reason for not. Other than that it's OK. Yes - that immediately made me think...drama! And would put me off. (I've had a 'neighbour' let herself in once while I was a guy's house - it wasn't pretty). Yep, I'm afraid I'm another one who would be put off by this too, sorry. It's a tricky one though because so many people who can't accommodate are those playing without the knowledge/consent of their partner (Yes, I know that's not *always* the case...) so I do think it's best to put some sort of explanation there. Tricky. Being a smoker will be an issue for some, and not for others (but definitely best that you're honest). I like the text and pics though, you seem approachable and an all round good egg
Thank you. Being a smoker is a bit of an issue for me too if I'm honest!
After a rather enforced sabbatical from the carnal pleasures (once we'd split it was pushing on two years!) I feared my stamina would be somewhat embarrassing...but it turns out I didn't have to worry on that front - it was actually the combination of being an old fart that never exercised and smoked too much that proved the limiting factor! It wasn't the little fella letting me down, but an inability to keep up the pace for an extended period of time
I'm starting to get a bit more exercise lately though, so I'm working on that, and quitting is definitely on the cards...
Out of interest - open question to all the "Not interested in smokers" people out there; is it purely the smell? Or other things as well?
Ah bless you. Despite what some veris say they are many people who enjoy building friendships and looking for mutual pleasure, so please don't feel like all women are looking for some porn worthy sex machine on here! (Some are, admittedly, but they're quite easy to spot!). As for the smoking, I can only speak for myself but there are many reasons. The smell predominantly (breath, hair, skin,clothes, plus it transferring on to me), but also the social side. I met a lovely couple at Chams once (I'd gone on this occasion specifically to meet them) and because they vaped they classed that as "non smoking"...but still had to keep going out for fag breaks it's just a blanket no for me, but I was pissed off they hadn't been upfront. As an aside, this is absolutely none of my business, but it does seem a shame that you didn't have sex in your relationship, and your ex is now effectively making it harder for you to have sex now too....."Yeah, I totally get the smell thing - I smoke rollies, which I don't think are quite as pungent, but I have a friend who smokes cigs constantly and after being round his house everything absolutely stinks...even as a smoker I find it pretty rank. Never really considered the social aspect of things, but it makes sense... Still - if I do get round to quitting then I can be that worst type of non-smoker...the ex-smoker! I'll start practising the sanctimony and moral superiority now...
And I have no issue with your comment in the slightest, if anything I wholeheartedly agree - it *is* a bit of a shame, but then it's unfair of me to lay the blame entirely at her feet...I could just be open and honest about things, cause the argument and see how things look when the dust settles. I mean, in some respects it's only delaying the inevitable, but given the situation and other stuff that's gone on in our lives I'm going for the kid gloves approach of conflict-avoidance rather than tackling things head-on.
I'm all about an easy life - right now this seems the path of least resistance, but undoubtedly there will come a point when it's more hassle than the alternative. I dunno...hopefully she might have found a new fella and moved on before then | |||
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"I'll almost pay someone to help me with my profile " Your profile should show your personality. If you haven't got one, there's not a lot you can do about that. | |||
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"I'll almost pay someone to help me with my profile Your profile should show your personality. If you haven't got one, there's not a lot you can do about that." Yikes! Oh wait, that's not me. Phew! I shit the bed there for a moment, being called Will suddenly seemed blissfully benign... | |||
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"Change the locks, you don't need to accommodate if you don't want to, but that's a pretty ridiculous reason for not. Other than that it's OK. Yes - that immediately made me think...drama! And would put me off. (I've had a 'neighbour' let herself in once while I was a guy's house - it wasn't pretty). Yep, I'm afraid I'm another one who would be put off by this too, sorry. It's a tricky one though because so many people who can't accommodate are those playing without the knowledge/consent of their partner (Yes, I know that's not *always* the case...) so I do think it's best to put some sort of explanation there. Tricky. Being a smoker will be an issue for some, and not for others (but definitely best that you're honest). I like the text and pics though, you seem approachable and an all round good egg
Thank you. Being a smoker is a bit of an issue for me too if I'm honest!
After a rather enforced sabbatical from the carnal pleasures (once we'd split it was pushing on two years!) I feared my stamina would be somewhat embarrassing...but it turns out I didn't have to worry on that front - it was actually the combination of being an old fart that never exercised and smoked too much that proved the limiting factor! It wasn't the little fella letting me down, but an inability to keep up the pace for an extended period of time
I'm starting to get a bit more exercise lately though, so I'm working on that, and quitting is definitely on the cards...
Out of interest - open question to all the "Not interested in smokers" people out there; is it purely the smell? Or other things as well?
Ah bless you. Despite what some veris say they are many people who enjoy building friendships and looking for mutual pleasure, so please don't feel like all women are looking for some porn worthy sex machine on here! (Some are, admittedly, but they're quite easy to spot!). As for the smoking, I can only speak for myself but there are many reasons. The smell predominantly (breath, hair, skin,clothes, plus it transferring on to me), but also the social side. I met a lovely couple at Chams once (I'd gone on this occasion specifically to meet them) and because they vaped they classed that as "non smoking"...but still had to keep going out for fag breaks it's just a blanket no for me, but I was pissed off they hadn't been upfront. As an aside, this is absolutely none of my business, but it does seem a shame that you didn't have sex in your relationship, and your ex is now effectively making it harder for you to have sex now too.....
Yeah, I totally get the smell thing - I smoke rollies, which I don't think are quite as pungent, but I have a friend who smokes cigs constantly and after being round his house everything absolutely stinks...even as a smoker I find it pretty rank.
Never really considered the social aspect of things, but it makes sense...
Still - if I do get round to quitting then I can be that worst type of non-smoker...the ex-smoker! I'll start practising the sanctimony and moral superiority now...
And I have no issue with your comment in the slightest, if anything I wholeheartedly agree - it *is* a bit of a shame, but then it's unfair of me to lay the blame entirely at her feet...I could just be open and honest about things, cause the argument and see how things look when the dust settles. I mean, in some respects it's only delaying the inevitable, but given the situation and other stuff that's gone on in our lives I'm going for the kid gloves approach of conflict-avoidance rather than tackling things head-on.
I'm all about an easy life - right now this seems the path of least resistance, but undoubtedly there will come a point when it's more hassle than the alternative. I dunno...hopefully she might have found a new fella and moved on before then"At least your an honest guy... that should stand you in good stead... good luck fella | |||
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"I'll almost pay someone to help me with my profile Your profile should show your personality. If you haven't got one, there's not a lot you can do about that. Yikes! Oh wait, that's not me. Phew! I shit the bed there for a moment, being called Will suddenly seemed blissfully benign..." Lol. My apologies, if I may so, your lovely personality comes across really well, both on here and on your profile sorry for my blunt reply to the other guy, if he'd started his own thread he might have got a *slightly* better response from me....maybe.... | |||
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"I'll almost pay someone to help me with my profile " Most people start there own thread rather than try hijacking someone else's. 2 pics that are OK but rather boring. Your profile text is also really boring. What sort of meet are you looking for. What type of lady are you after. Are you after a fuck and run or friendship with benefits. Etc etc. There are many, many threads with advice. Try reading them and look at the profiles of guys who are successful and apply it to your own. But don't copy and paste someone else's profile as it's glaringly obvious when someone has and it doesn't go down well. | |||
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"Regarding smoking. I find with smokers that it makes your cock taste smokey. Even when freshly washed. And can make your cum taste too. It's not pleasant. " Smokey cock kinda sounds like something you'd get served in a pretentious restaurant... "Smokey cock with a confit of tongue-tenderised sweetbreads in a cum reduction with samphire" | |||
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"There’s lots of text. You could trim some blubber from it. " Previous incarnation was better then? | |||
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"Sorry I fell asleep reading it, a lot of it is totally irrelevant needs cutting down and some humour injection x" Oof! The updates *were* the humour injection... Guess I'm not funny 
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"folks could someone have a look at my profile and tell me what to change please " I was joking when I said that clicking on "delete profile" was a secret way to unlock unlimited pussy | |||
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"There’s lots of text. You could trim some blubber from it. Previous incarnation was better then?" Lean and lithe.....not flab and chub | |||
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"There’s lots of text. You could trim some blubber from it. Previous incarnation was better then? Lean and lithe.....not flab and chub " Trimmed a bit. Better now? Thanks chap btw | |||
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"I love the updated version!!! It made me laugh! (Plus proof you can never please anyone on here, we will all have different things that appeal)" Thanks! At least one person thinks I'm funny... | |||
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"There’s lots of text. You could trim some blubber from it. Previous incarnation was better then? Lean and lithe.....not flab and chub Trimmed a bit. Better now? Thanks chap btw" Yeah, it’s good. As no worries. At least you listen and take action. | |||
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"There’s lots of text. You could trim some blubber from it. Previous incarnation was better then? Lean and lithe.....not flab and chub Trimmed a bit. Better now? Thanks chap btw Yeah, it’s good. As no worries. At least you listen and take action. "It seems very odd to me that people would ask for feedback and then ignore it? I mean...there was a reason why they were asking for help in the first place, wasn't there? 
I must say, people are very generous and welcoming to an interloper such as myself. It's rather heartwarming.
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"I'm going to be a ridiculous pedant here, and point out it's not "averse" instead of "adverse"....Sorry, grammar snobs are very boring people.... "You are entirely right. Oh god, the shame | |||
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"It's long, talks around and about but doesn't actually state much - other than that you have come out of a longer term relationship, imo. Plus you can't accom and have 2 cats. " What sort of salient information would you say is missing? Thanks for the feedback btw x | |||
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I told Mummy on you, and she said she's going to give you a right kicking next time she's in Hove Actually "Hove Actually? I know this place.. | |||
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"Not looking for single guys but love your profile! Good luck "Thanks so much x | |||
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"Love your profile AND you are a cat man which in my book is a big
Good luck honey x "Thank you! Seems to be getting a more positive reaction so fingers crossed! | |||
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"Nailed it! We're not looking for straight single guys but you got us thinking "maybe". Good luck. "Thank you! Nice to hear it's enough to create a bit of curiosity... x | |||
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"Hello Will my boy, nice to see you're still here... Fair play you've certainly put in some effort ! How's the briefcase? "Packed and ready to go! Also, if I stand on it, it makes me at least 10 inches taller, so I'd be about 6'5"... Let me know when the invite to North Wales is in the post | |||
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Reads well and is full of personality. Great photos too - that photo of you with a choux bun stuck to your face is forever imprinted on my memory however...!
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"I love it Reads well and is full of personality. Great photos too - that photo of you with a choux bun stuck to your face is forever imprinted on my memory however...!
Good luck "Thanks! I'm doing a limited run of signed prints of the choux bun, let me know if you want to reserve one, there's a fantastic introductory price | |||
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"It’s much more interesting than most single guys. Nice pics too. Having a sense of humour is vital. You can’t take swinging too seriously. In fact, you can’t take it seriously at all. Occasionally it’s mind-bendingly erotic, but most of the time it’s bordering on the ridiculous... If you were a bit bi-curious and cut out the ciggies, you’d be top of our hot list "Awwww, thanks! I *am* planning on cutting the ciggie pretty soon - but I always think that it's best to quit because you actually want to quit rather than you think you ought to - far more chance of success that way. The bi-curious bit I can't do anything about though I'm afraid. I don't mind toys and girly fingers etc up there, but I just find penises a bit off-putting. Soz | |||
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