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"This lassie is asking me to shag her arse what's the best way to go about it without bursting her don't want to cause her pain shagged her tonight and she asked me to do it but I said no I will next time Rodger"Lots of lube. Start with a finger, then another, depending on your girth maybe go to 3rd. Take it slowly though. Also get her to push out like she's trying to fart, sounds weird but it makes the sphincter open up so helps it go in easier. | |||
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"Also get her to push out like she's trying to fart, sounds weird but it makes the sphincter open up so helps it go in easier. " Let me think, why have I never had any desire for anal sex.... ???? | |||
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"Also get her to push out like she's trying to fart, sounds weird but it makes the sphincter open up so helps it go in easier. Let me think, why have I never had any desire for anal sex.... ????"  | |||
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"I was going to give you advice on anal sex BUTT F*CK IT x "  | |||
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"This lassie is asking me to shag her arse what's the best way to go about it without bursting her don't want to cause her pain shagged her tonight and she asked me to do it but I said no I will next time Rodger"lube + fingers + dildo then fuck | |||
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"This is the second thread I’ve seen that you’ve created, sharing details of your recent meet. Is it just me that finds it a bit disrespectful to be making it abundantly clear who this person is, and what was said/done during the meet? This question could have been asked in general terms, not specifically saying who had asked. I’d be mortified if I came to the forum and found multiple threads building a picture of how a meet went." Didn't name names just wanted advice as never don't it before and am nervous bud ! | |||
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"Hmmmm Rim her back Door firstly for about 30 minutes until it’s become loose and moist then slide your tongue in and work it in a anti clockwise position. Then slowly slide you middle finger on your left hand it in a swirling motion for about 20 minutes then slowly insert the middle left and right fingers. Curl these fingers into an L shape upwards to wards the stomach and in a pulsating manner pulsate said fingers up and down. If she hasn’t screamed in pain by now get the gallon of lube and Rodger her ass for 15 minutes at gas mark 6 or until lightly browned" Will do cheers | |||
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"Look forward to seeing the pics soon and verifications OP "Thanks love I will let you know how I get on | |||
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"This lass tonight was begging me to shag her arse but I'm just frightened of hurting a lady" Well you're killing me! | |||
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"This lass tonight was begging me to shag her arse but I'm just frightened of hurting a lady Well you're killing me! "How | |||
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"This lass tonight was begging me to shag her arse but I'm just frightened of hurting a lady Well you're killing me!
How "With your sophistication and razor wit...obvs  | |||
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"This lass tonight was begging me to shag her arse but I'm just frightened of hurting a lady Well you're killing me!
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With your sophistication and razor wit...obvs "Cool babe | |||
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"I should imagine if she was ‘begging you’ she’s hardly a virgin to it. " Fuk knows | |||
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"You are 34 and never shagged a girls ass? You might say your big but I would say a very slow learner! " Just left a decade long relationship and my mrs wasn't into anal | |||
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"This lassie is asking me to shag her arse what's the best way to go about it without bursting her don't want to cause her pain shagged her tonight and she asked me to do it but I said no I will next time Rodger"The green arrow, you are a funny guy | |||
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"Spit on her bum hole and ram it in." Spat my wine out. Lol | |||
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"Cheers and I'm big so that's what I'm worried about " Have you seen some of the things people shove up their arse?? A cock is no problem when you're shoving a magnum of champagne up ya butt | |||
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"Spit on her bum hole and ram it in." No I'll just wipe a bit of fanny batter on my helmet and fire in | |||
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"Spit on her bum hole and ram it in. No I'll just wipe a bit of fanny batter on my helmet and fire in "See you didn't need advice. You got this   | |||
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"The stuff you read at 3:27 when you can’t sleep  " | |||
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"This lassie is asking me to shag her arse what's the best way to go about it without bursting her don't want to cause her pain shagged her tonight and she asked me to do it but I said no I will next time Rodger"Gradually build up in size of what your inserting so it doesn't hurt her. Try your little finger first. Then your penis Then your thumb x | |||
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"This lassie is asking me to shag her arse what's the best way to go about it without bursting her don't want to cause her pain shagged her tonight and she asked me to do it but I said no I will next time Rodger
Gradually build up in size of what your inserting so it doesn't hurt her.
Try your little finger first.
Then your penis
Then your thumb x " | |||
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"This lassie is asking me to shag her arse what's the best way to go about it without bursting her don't want to cause her pain shagged her tonight and she asked me to do it but I said no I will next time Rodger
Gradually build up in size of what your inserting so it doesn't hurt her.
Try your little finger first.
Then your penis
Then your thumb x " | |||
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"This lassie is asking me to shag her arse what's the best way to go about it without bursting her don't want to cause her pain shagged her tonight and she asked me to do it but I said no I will next time Rodger
Gradually build up in size of what your inserting so it doesn't hurt her.
Try your little finger first.
Then your penis
Then your thumb x "Thumb before penis surely? | |||
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"Thumb before penis surely?" Facepalm. | |||
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"This lassie is asking me to shag her arse what's the best way to go about it without bursting her don't want to cause her pain shagged her tonight and she asked me to do it but I said no I will next time Rodger
Gradually build up in size of what your inserting so it doesn't hurt her.
Try your little finger first.
Then your penis
Then your thumb x
Thumb before penis surely?"whoosh! | |||
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"I was going to give you advice on anal sex BUTT F*CK IT x " he going to! or is he??????  | |||
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" Thumb before penis surely?" 9/4/2018 - This shall be rememebered for the day you infamously won the internet. | |||
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"This lassie is asking me to shag her arse what's the best way to go about it without bursting her don't want to cause her pain shagged her tonight and she asked me to do it but I said no I will next time Rodger
Gradually build up in size of what your inserting so it doesn't hurt her.
Try your little finger first.
Then your penis
Then your thumb x
Thumb before penis surely?
whoosh!" | |||
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"This lassie is asking me to shag her arse what's the best way to go about it without bursting her don't want to cause her pain shagged her tonight and she asked me to do it but I said no I will next time Rodger
Gradually build up in size of what your inserting so it doesn't hurt her.
Try your little finger first.
Then your penis
Then your thumb x
Thumb before penis surely?
whoosh!"He he...I was already nearly wetting myself before this one lol A spot of anal brings back memories....was obliging a lady during anal and her phone kept going off...she ignored it...a little while later, key in front door and I heard mum...mum..meanwhile lady was oblivious and wanting more, quite vocally...omg daughter coming upstairs...rescued the situation just in time and time for me to hide...mere mention of anal brings a wry smile to my face ever since!! | |||
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" Thumb before penis surely? 9/4/2018 - This shall be rememebered for the day you infamously won the internet. "Why? | |||
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" Thumb before penis surely? 9/4/2018 - This shall be rememebered for the day you infamously won the internet.
Why?"Jesus Christ on a bike | |||
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" Thumb before penis surely? 9/4/2018 - This shall be rememebered for the day you infamously won the internet.
Why?
Jesus Christ on a bike " The Forum must be a good filter! | |||
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" Thumb before penis surely? 9/4/2018 - This shall be rememebered for the day you infamously won the internet.
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Jesus Christ on a bike
The Forum must be a good filter!"I really don’t get these responses? I was referring to order of size. Makes sense to me unless most men on here have bigger thumbs than cocks? | |||
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"Spit on her bum hole and ram it in." 
DON'T DO THIS!!
Dear guy you have never obviously received anal or given pleasurable anal
Spit is no lube | |||
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"Still no stuck my sausage up a shite pipe "Are you by any chance Oscar Wilde ? | |||
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"This is the second thread I’ve seen that you’ve created, sharing details of your recent meet. Is it just me that finds it a bit disrespectful to be making it abundantly clear who this person is, and what was said/done during the meet? This question could have been asked in general terms, not specifically saying who had asked. I’d be mortified if I came to the forum and found multiple threads building a picture of how a meet went." Yeah just you ?? | |||
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"Going to try it next time finger the hole first then fire in my cock" What a charmer! | |||
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" Thumb before penis surely? 9/4/2018 - This shall be rememebered for the day you infamously won the internet.
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Jesus Christ on a bike
The Forum must be a good filter!
I really don’t get these responses? I was referring to order of size. Makes sense to me unless most men on here have bigger thumbs than cocks?"Giggle of the day!! | |||
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"Take a good run up! "omfg, can't get that image out of my head lol  | |||
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"Thumb before penis surely?" This may be but don't call me Shirley... | |||
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"This lassie is asking me to shag her arse what's the best way to go about it without bursting her don't want to cause her pain shagged her tonight and she asked me to do it but I said no I will next time Rodger
Gradually build up in size of what your inserting so it doesn't hurt her.
Try your little finger first.
Then your penis
Then your thumb x
Thumb before penis surely?"Nooooooooo I was referring to Roger the dodger with the small todger as his thumb us bigger than his lobber. So you see it makes perfect sense for him to put his penis in first before his thumb x | |||
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"you probably arent as big as you think! lube helps tho" Ha ha ha brilliant | |||
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"I was going to give you advice on anal sex BUTT F*CK IT x " Ha ha ha love this | |||
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"You are 34 and never shagged a girls ass? You might say your big but I would say a very slow learner! " Ha ha ha | |||
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"This lassie is asking me to shag her arse what's the best way to go about it without bursting her don't want to cause her pain shagged her tonight and she asked me to do it but I said no I will next time Rodger
Lots of lube. Start with a finger, then another, depending on your girth maybe go to 3rd. Take it slowly though.
Also get her to push out like she's trying to fart, sounds weird but it makes the sphincter open up so helps it go in easier. "‘Get her to push out like she’s trying to fart’! How sophisticated! The forums never cease to amaze me! | |||
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Make sure she's relaxed no tensing | |||
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