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"Just so I understand, are you offering something different to a normal massage therapist?" But it’s a kind service! | |||
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"I think it would be fair to detail what a tantalising massage would entail.... Full Undressing to bare nakid or a towel. Warm oil with double hand massage from head to toe. Specific areas will be addressed accordingly Sensual soft one handed touch to please. Shower and body rub along with drying and fully dressed. hope that answers a few teething questions lol" yes, but why not use an actual professional if they want it done properly? | |||
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"That's what therapists, salons and spas are for, that's where I'd go anyway. " exactly! | |||
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"I think it would be fair to detail what a tantalising massage would entail.... Full Undressing to bare nakid or a towel. Warm oil with double hand massage from head to toe. Specific areas will be addressed accordingly Sensual soft one handed touch to please. Shower and body rub along with drying and fully dressed. hope that answers a few teething questions lol" but where does the tantalising bit come in? | |||
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"I think it would be fair to detail what a tantalising massage would entail.... Full Undressing to bare nakid or a towel. Warm oil with double hand massage from head to toe. Specific areas will be addressed accordingly Sensual soft one handed touch to please. Shower and body rub along with drying and fully dressed. hope that answers a few teething questions lol yes, but why not use an actual professional if they want it done properly?" a therapist wouldn't provide the sensual erotic tantalising touch that a personal service like this can, for sure they would have to remain professional. lol | |||
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"This does actually round like quite an enticing proposition! If we were closer we may take you up on it "why thank you.. and if and when I'm in Wales il sure to let you know  | |||
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"I think it would be fair to detail what a tantalising massage would entail.... Full Undressing to bare nakid or a towel. Warm oil with double hand massage from head to toe. Specific areas will be addressed accordingly Sensual soft one handed touch to please. Shower and body rub along with drying and fully dressed. hope that answers a few teething questions lol yes, but why not use an actual professional if they want it done properly?" Exactly this. A lot lot of damage can be done by untrained people. | |||
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"I’m trained in a few things related but not sure if this is the place to advertise as insurance wouldn’t cover you first of all and secondly reputation issues... What’s the payment you need to offer? Is it a real massage or m0lestatati0n? Do you have insurance for this as can cause an injury? Does the insurance cover you for this? This is asking for trouble... I’d just offer a sexual encounter with tactile foreplay that may be consider a massage " Also relevant health and safety training and qualifications | |||
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We're reading it along the lines of 'sensual oily rub down by a hot guy with possible happy ending'. Not so much 'technical physio massage'
We give each other fairly rubbish massages and we've yet to file a law suit  | |||
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"I kinda think this is being taken a litte too seriously We're reading it along the lines of 'sensual oily rub down by a hot guy with possible happy ending'. Not so much 'technical physio massage'
We give each other fairly rubbish massages and we've yet to file a law suit "But you are doing it to each other not offering a service to people who's medical histories you know nothing about. | |||
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"I kinda think this is being taken a litte too seriously We're reading it along the lines of 'sensual oily rub down by a hot guy with possible happy ending'. Not so much 'technical physio massage'
We give each other fairly rubbish massages and we've yet to file a law suit "thank you once again...wish people would see as just that and nothing else. nothing pervy or anything untold againts anyone. | |||
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"I’m trained in a few things related but not sure if this is the place to advertise as insurance wouldn’t cover you first of all and secondly reputation issues... What’s the payment you need to offer? Is it a real massage or m0lestatati0n? Do you have insurance for this as can cause an injury? Does the insurance cover you for this? This is asking for trouble... I’d just offer a sexual encounter with tactile foreplay that may be consider a massage " lol a massage can cause injury? and an insurance policy... taking it way too far next time your in for massage ask for an injury insurance policy... lol see how that works out | |||
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"I kinda think this is being taken a litte too seriously We're reading it along the lines of 'sensual oily rub down by a hot guy with possible happy ending'. Not so much 'technical physio massage'
We give each other fairly rubbish massages and we've yet to file a law suit
But you are doing it to each other not offering a service to people who's medical histories you know nothing about. "medical history lmao again your reading it beyond any intention..but no doubt youl criticise anything that's said from now on | |||
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"I’m trained in a few things related but not sure if this is the place to advertise as insurance wouldn’t cover you first of all and secondly reputation issues... What’s the payment you need to offer? Is it a real massage or m0lestatati0n? Do you have insurance for this as can cause an injury? Does the insurance cover you for this? This is asking for trouble... I’d just offer a sexual encounter with tactile foreplay that may be consider a massage lol a massage can cause injury? and an insurance policy... taking it way too far next time your in for massage ask for an injury insurance policy... lol see how that works out " any professional has insurance! they wouldnt be able to operate without it! because...obviously, a massage can cause injury if someone has no clue what theyre doing. | |||
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"I’m trained in a few things related but not sure if this is the place to advertise as insurance wouldn’t cover you first of all and secondly reputation issues... What’s the payment you need to offer? Is it a real massage or m0lestatati0n? Do you have insurance for this as can cause an injury? Does the insurance cover you for this This is asking for trouble... I’d just offer a sexual encounter with tactile foreplay that may be consider a massage Also relevant health and safety training and qualifications " Health and safety will be easily bipassed, All that’s needed is a high vis with hardship hat and wet floor sign and that’s them bipassed. | |||
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"I’m trained in a few things related but not sure if this is the place to advertise as insurance wouldn’t cover you first of all and secondly reputation issues... What’s the payment you need to offer? Is it a real massage or m0lestatati0n? Do you have insurance for this as can cause an injury? Does the insurance cover you for this? This is asking for trouble... I’d just offer a sexual encounter with tactile foreplay that may be consider a massage lol a massage can cause injury? and an insurance policy... taking it way too far next time your in for massage ask for an injury insurance policy... lol see how that works out any professional has insurance! they wouldnt be able to operate without it! because...obviously, a massage can cause injury if someone has no clue what theyre doing." Massage is my foreplay but before doing it I use common sense and a consenting adult..  | |||
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"I’m trained in a few things related but not sure if this is the place to advertise as insurance wouldn’t cover you first of all and secondly reputation issues... What’s the payment you need to offer? Is it a real massage or m0lestatati0n? Do you have insurance for this as can cause an injury? Does the insurance cover you for this? This is asking for trouble... I’d just offer a sexual encounter with tactile foreplay that may be consider a massage lol a massage can cause injury? and an insurance policy... taking it way too far next time your in for massage ask for an injury insurance policy... lol see how that works out any professional has insurance! they wouldnt be able to operate without it! because...obviously, a massage can cause injury if someone has no clue what theyre doing." read the post again....... | |||
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"I’m trained in a few things related but not sure if this is the place to advertise as insurance wouldn’t cover you first of all and secondly reputation issues... What’s the payment you need to offer? Is it a real massage or m0lestatati0n? Do you have insurance for this as can cause an injury? Does the insurance cover you for this? This is asking for trouble... I’d just offer a sexual encounter with tactile foreplay that may be consider a massage lol a massage can cause injury? and an insurance policy... taking it way too far next time your in for massage ask for an injury insurance policy... lol see how that works out " Yes it can which is why we do a screening to get the clients medical history as certain contains are contraindicated. For example.. You would not massage a client who is receiving chemotherapy or someone with prolapsed discs. These records have to be kept on the client records for 7 years as a legal requirement.  | |||
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"I’m trained in a few things related but not sure if this is the place to advertise as insurance wouldn’t cover you first of all and secondly reputation issues... What’s the payment you need to offer? Is it a real massage or m0lestatati0n? Do you have insurance for this as can cause an injury? Does the insurance cover you for this? This is asking for trouble... I’d just offer a sexual encounter with tactile foreplay that may be consider a massage lol a massage can cause injury? and an insurance policy... taking it way too far next time your in for massage ask for an injury insurance policy... lol see how that works out any professional has insurance! they wouldnt be able to operate without it! because...obviously, a massage can cause injury if someone has no clue what theyre doing. Massage is my foreplay but before doing it I use common sense and a consenting adult.. "Yes I can see your common sense shining right through..... consenting adult? really you don't say | |||
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"I’m trained in a few things related but not sure if this is the place to advertise as insurance wouldn’t cover you first of all and secondly reputation issues... What’s the payment you need to offer? Is it a real massage or m0lestatati0n? Do you have insurance for this as can cause an injury? Does the insurance cover you for this? This is asking for trouble... I’d just offer a sexual encounter with tactile foreplay that may be consider a massage lol a massage can cause injury? and an insurance policy... taking it way too far next time your in for massage ask for an injury insurance policy... lol see how that works out any professional has insurance! they wouldnt be able to operate without it! because...obviously, a massage can cause injury if someone has no clue what theyre doing. Massage is my foreplay but before doing it I use common sense and a consenting adult.. "Absolutely nothing wrong with that as you are not offering a service | |||
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"I’m trained in a few things related but not sure if this is the place to advertise as insurance wouldn’t cover you first of all and secondly reputation issues... What’s the payment you need to offer? Is it a real massage or m0lestatati0n? Do you have insurance for this as can cause an injury? Does the insurance cover you for this? This is asking for trouble... I’d just offer a sexual encounter with tactile foreplay that may be consider a massage lol a massage can cause injury? and an insurance policy... taking it way too far next time your in for massage ask for an injury insurance policy... lol see how that works out Yes it can which is why we do a screening to get the clients medical history as certain contains are contraindicated. For example.. You would not massage a client who is receiving chemotherapy or someone with prolapsed discs. These records have to be kept on the client records for 7 years as a legal requirement. "Conditions not contains | |||
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"so the term service has created all this negativity... wow maybe I should have posted massage as foreplay.. lack of common sense hey.. oh and as long as your a consenting adults lol" *****adult | |||
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"so the term service has created all this negativity... wow maybe I should have posted massage as foreplay.. lack of common sense hey.. oh and as long as your a consenting adults lol *****adult" ? | |||
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"I kinda think this is being taken a litte too seriously We're reading it along the lines of 'sensual oily rub down by a hot guy with possible happy ending'. Not so much 'technical physio massage'
We give each other fairly rubbish massages and we've yet to file a law suit
thank you once again...wish people would see as just that and nothing else. nothing pervy or anything untold againts anyone."Yep just sounds like fun to me - think people need to chill a little x | |||
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"So here goes... another massuese thread. so what's gonna make this one any different? I have no idea. I am thinking of offering my kind services in providing pure tantalising body massages for ladies who require, say after a long hard day at work or even after a good hard fuck they've had..body sore, muscles tight need an hour or so of pure relaxation... shall I quit before I started? or is there a niche in the market for this... ladies your feedback would be appreciated" Fab. I’ll be asleep in 20 minutes. Make sure I’m warm and let yourself out. | |||
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"Hi, sorry to be pedantic but a 'masseuse' is a female masseur so I am not sure the OP is as qualified as he suggests. I trained in Swedish massage techniques from my days in club cycling and more recently had training with a 'tantric' masseuse. Being a masseur has taught me much about the geography, topography and hot spots (climatic zones) of the human (female) body as a result I can (almost always) guarantee a very happy ending for my subject. The dangers are slight because sensual massage does not require the same level of pressure as conventional therapeutic massage but it does require clear consent when massaging more intimate areas. I always suggest a chaperone and constantly ask if my subject is comfortable with how they are being touched. Also by 'edging', I like to take a woman close to cuming before backing off 2 or 3 times, before pushing her over the 'edge'. This usually results in a more prolonged and intense orgasm. Is it creepy? I think not because I am up front about my own motives and the pleasure I get from such intimate contact. Done properly intimate massage is a beautiful thing to deliver and receive. I really recommend it. Why me and not a professional therapist? Simple, my payment is the pleasure it gives me - your professional will charge you £40 min for a quick rub down. But don't come to me if you are recovering from injury etc., I am not qualified in such circumstances. Horses for course! Cheers Alan" where does it say in my original post that I'm qualified? lol but sure to sell yourself on the back of making me look unprofessional? something I wasn't intending to do in the first place.. but hey you know when men are desperate, they jump on the bandwagon of another | |||
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"So here goes... another massuese thread. so what's gonna make this one any different? I have no idea. I am thinking of offering my kind services in providing pure tantalising body massages for ladies who require, say after a long hard day at work or even after a good hard fuck they've had..body sore, muscles tight need an hour or so of pure relaxation... shall I quit before I started? or is there a niche in the market for this... ladies your feedback would be appreciated" What qualifications/insurance/professional membership do you have? | |||
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"So here goes... another massuese thread. so what's gonna make this one any different? I have no idea. I am thinking of offering my kind services in providing pure tantalising body massages for ladies who require, say after a long hard day at work or even after a good hard fuck they've had..body sore, muscles tight need an hour or so of pure relaxation... shall I quit before I started? or is there a niche in the market for this... ladies your feedback would be appreciated What qualifications/insurance/professional membership do you have?" He doesn't. | |||
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"so the term service has created all this negativity... wow maybe I should have posted massage as foreplay.. lack of common sense hey.. oh and as long as your a consenting adults lol" Don't worry about it. You should see some of the shit they get worked up about | |||
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"I’m trained in a few things related but not sure if this is the place to advertise as insurance wouldn’t cover you first of all and secondly reputation issues... What’s the payment you need to offer? Is it a real massage or m0lestatati0n? Do you have insurance for this as can cause an injury? Does the insurance cover you for this? This is asking for trouble... I’d just offer a sexual encounter with tactile foreplay that may be consider a massage " Wot he said | |||
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"I give fantastic oily cock messages. No one ever asked me for my Certificate of Qualification. " Lol | |||
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"So here goes... another massuese thread. so what's gonna make this one any different? I have no idea. I am thinking of offering my kind services in providing pure tantalising body massages for ladies who require, say after a long hard day at work or even after a good hard fuck they've had..body sore, muscles tight need an hour or so of pure relaxation... shall I quit before I started? or is there a niche in the market for this... ladies your feedback would be appreciated Fab. I’ll be asleep in 20 minutes. Make sure I’m warm and let yourself out." He doesn’t have certicates and not health and safety approved. I’d also ask for a DBS now lol | |||
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"So here goes... another massuese thread. so what's gonna make this one any different? I have no idea. I am thinking of offering my kind services in providing pure tantalising body massages for ladies who require, say after a long hard day at work or even after a good hard fuck they've had..body sore, muscles tight need an hour or so of pure relaxation... shall I quit before I started? or is there a niche in the market for this... ladies your feedback would be appreciated Fab. I’ll be asleep in 20 minutes. Make sure I’m warm and let yourself out. He doesn’t have certicates and not health and safety approved. I’d also ask for a DBS now lol "Why would you want to see a DBS? Are you a minor? | |||
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"So here goes... another massuese thread. so what's gonna make this one any different? I have no idea. I am thinking of offering my kind services in providing pure tantalising body massages for ladies who require, say after a long hard day at work or even after a good hard fuck they've had..body sore, muscles tight need an hour or so of pure relaxation... shall I quit before I started? or is there a niche in the market for this... ladies your feedback would be appreciated Fab. I’ll be asleep in 20 minutes. Make sure I’m warm and let yourself out. He doesn’t have certicates and not health and safety approved. I’d also ask for a DBS now lol
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"I kinda think this is being taken a litte too seriously We're reading it along the lines of 'sensual oily rub down by a hot guy with possible happy ending'. Not so much 'technical physio massage'
We give each other fairly rubbish massages and we've yet to file a law suit "I’ve a long standing friend whom I met on here...she’s actually trained and qualified in this...but she never considered offering the service here...just not ethical for anyone who is genuine. | |||
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"Are you qualified or just a bloke looking to rub a woman up? I’d rather they just came to me, someone’s who’s got the paperwork and won’t try and slip a finger in unless they wanted me to lmao "I think that might be the point, he's looking for women that might like him to "slip a finger in"... he's just not brave enough to say it lol | |||
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"I think most of you are getting your knickers in a twist. I saw the OP as a nice, relaxing and sensual rub down as part of foreplay. It's something I've done many times to start a play session, or even to wind down after a session. If I want a proper massage, I pay a fully trained PT that know my complex medical history. " Not being biased but I would totally agree with the above. lol everyone's getting a little to worked up what I've offered. lighten up people! it's just fun! | |||
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"I think most of you are getting your knickers in a twist. I saw the OP as a nice, relaxing and sensual rub down as part of foreplay. It's something I've done many times to start a play session, or even to wind down after a session. If I want a proper massage, I pay a fully trained PT that know my complex medical history. Not being biased but I would totally agree with the above. lol everyone's getting a little to worked up what I've offered. lighten up people! it's just fun! " Your wording could've been a lot clearer. Some professional massage therapists do offer their services here, and you didn't differentiate. | |||
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"I think most of you are getting your knickers in a twist. I saw the OP as a nice, relaxing and sensual rub down as part of foreplay. It's something I've done many times to start a play session, or even to wind down after a session. If I want a proper massage, I pay a fully trained PT that know my complex medical history. Not being biased but I would totally agree with the above. lol everyone's getting a little to worked up what I've offered. lighten up people! it's just fun! Your wording could've been a lot clearer. Some professional massage therapists do offer their services here, and you didn't differentiate." Oh my bad.. I didn't know a professional massage therapists offer to undress you, shower you clothe you not to mention the sensual tantalising massage... ooops that was enough to say this is just fun fab fun | |||
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"I’m trained in a few things related but not sure if this is the place to advertise as insurance wouldn’t cover you first of all and secondly reputation issues... What’s the payment you need to offer? Is it a real massage or m0lestatati0n? Do you have insurance for this as can cause an injury? Does the insurance cover you for this? This is asking for trouble... I’d just offer a sexual encounter with tactile foreplay that may be consider a massage " Exactly this . You can indeed do damage if you dont know what you are doing as in properly trained Oils can be VERY dangerous as they can trigger all sorts ... and you have to know all about pressure points etc erc ...its a minefield ... I doubt any professional would risk their lively hood on her . | |||
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"I think most of you are getting your knickers in a twist. I saw the OP as a nice, relaxing and sensual rub down as part of foreplay. It's something I've done many times to start a play session, or even to wind down after a session. If I want a proper massage, I pay a fully trained PT that know my complex medical history. Not being biased but I would totally agree with the above. lol everyone's getting a little to worked up what I've offered. lighten up people! it's just fun! Your wording could've been a lot clearer. Some professional massage therapists do offer their services here, and you didn't differentiate. Oh my bad.. I didn't know a professional massage therapists offer to undress you, shower you clothe you not to mention the sensual tantalising massage... ooops that was enough to say this is just fun fab fun" The ones on here do, and a lot more besides. | |||
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"I’m trained in a few things related but not sure if this is the place to advertise as insurance wouldn’t cover you first of all and secondly reputation issues... What’s the payment you need to offer? Is it a real massage or m0lestatati0n? Do you have insurance for this as can cause an injury? Does the insurance cover you for this? This is asking for trouble... I’d just offer a sexual encounter with tactile foreplay that may be consider a massage Exactly this . You can indeed do damage if you dont know what you are doing as in properly trained Oils can be VERY dangerous as they can trigger all sorts ... and you have to know all about pressure points etc erc ...its a minefield ... I doubt any professional would risk their lively hood on her ." IT'S NOT A BLOODY PROFESSIONAL MASSAGE ON OFFER... now the use of oil is becoming a problem lmao... people on here have to much time to just be negative over everything.. we all have become experts in this all of a sudden...... | |||
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"I’m trained in a few things related but not sure if this is the place to advertise as insurance wouldn’t cover you first of all and secondly reputation issues... What’s the payment you need to offer? Is it a real massage or m0lestatati0n? Do you have insurance for this as can cause an injury? Does the insurance cover you for this? This is asking for trouble... I’d just offer a sexual encounter with tactile foreplay that may be consider a massage Exactly this . You can indeed do damage if you dont know what you are doing as in properly trained Oils can be VERY dangerous as they can trigger all sorts ... and you have to know all about pressure points etc erc ...its a minefield ... I doubt any professional would risk their lively hood on her . IT'S NOT A BLOODY PROFESSIONAL MASSAGE ON OFFER... now the use of oil is becoming a problem lmao... people on here have to much time to just be negative over everything.. we all have become experts in this all of a sudden...... " Yes, that's become clear. | |||
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"this pops up a lot...the clue to any veracity is usually when the poster describes himself as a masseuse..." Haha that's what I was thinking. It always amuses me the number of men on here who describe themselves as a "masseuse"  | |||
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"I’m trained in a few things related but not sure if this is the place to advertise as insurance wouldn’t cover you first of all and secondly reputation issues... What’s the payment you need to offer? Is it a real massage or m0lestatati0n? Do you have insurance for this as can cause an injury? Does the insurance cover you for this? This is asking for trouble... I’d just offer a sexual encounter with tactile foreplay that may be consider a massage Exactly this . You can indeed do damage if you dont know what you are doing as in properly trained Oils can be VERY dangerous as they can trigger all sorts ... and you have to know all about pressure points etc erc ...its a minefield ... I doubt any professional would risk their lively hood on her . IT'S NOT A BLOODY PROFESSIONAL MASSAGE ON OFFER... now the use of oil is becoming a problem lmao... people on here have to much time to just be negative over everything.. we all have become experts in this all of a sudden...... Yes, that's become clear. "Oh it was clear from the original post...but for some people it takes longer for information to feed down.... | |||
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"I’m trained in a few things related but not sure if this is the place to advertise as insurance wouldn’t cover you first of all and secondly reputation issues... What’s the payment you need to offer? Is it a real massage or m0lestatati0n? Do you have insurance for this as can cause an injury? Does the insurance cover you for this? This is asking for trouble... I’d just offer a sexual encounter with tactile foreplay that may be consider a massage Exactly this . You can indeed do damage if you dont know what you are doing as in properly trained Oils can be VERY dangerous as they can trigger all sorts ... and you have to know all about pressure points etc erc ...its a minefield ... I doubt any professional would risk their lively hood on her . IT'S NOT A BLOODY PROFESSIONAL MASSAGE ON OFFER... now the use of oil is becoming a problem lmao... people on here have to much time to just be negative over everything.. we all have become experts in this all of a sudden...... Yes, that's become clear.
Oh it was clear from the original post...but for some people it takes longer for information to feed down...."Nope. Where do you say you're not touting to be a professional? Is clear that you're not, but not clear that you're not pretending to be. | |||
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"I’m trained in a few things related but not sure if this is the place to advertise as insurance wouldn’t cover you first of all and secondly reputation issues... What’s the payment you need to offer? Is it a real massage or m0lestatati0n? Do you have insurance for this as can cause an injury? Does the insurance cover you for this? This is asking for trouble... I’d just offer a sexual encounter with tactile foreplay that may be consider a massage Exactly this . You can indeed do damage if you dont know what you are doing as in properly trained Oils can be VERY dangerous as they can trigger all sorts ... and you have to know all about pressure points etc erc ...its a minefield ... I doubt any professional would risk their lively hood on her ." I use whatever moisturiser they have or baby oil, if they use it. | |||
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"Hi, sorry to be pedantic but a 'masseuse' is a female masseur so I am not sure the OP is as qualified as he suggests. I trained in Swedish massage techniques from my days in club cycling and more recently had training with a 'tantric' masseuse. Being a masseur has taught me much about the geography, topography and hot spots (climatic zones) of the human (female) body as a result I can (almost always) guarantee a very happy ending for my subject. The dangers are slight because sensual massage does not require the same level of pressure as conventional therapeutic massage but it does require clear consent when massaging more intimate areas. I always suggest a chaperone and constantly ask if my subject is comfortable with how they are being touched. Also by 'edging', I like to take a woman close to cuming before backing off 2 or 3 times, before pushing her over the 'edge'. This usually results in a more prolonged and intense orgasm. Is it creepy? I think not because I am up front about my own motives and the pleasure I get from such intimate contact. Done properly intimate massage is a beautiful thing to deliver and receive. I really recommend it. Why me and not a professional therapist? Simple, my payment is the pleasure it gives me - your professional will charge you £40 min for a quick rub down. But don't come to me if you are recovering from injury etc., I am not qualified in such circumstances. Horses for course! Cheers Alan where does it say in my original post that I'm qualified? lol but sure to sell yourself on the back of making me look unprofessional? something I wasn't intending to do in the first place.. but hey you know when men are desperate, they jump on the bandwagon of another " Do you charge? How much? | |||
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"I’m trained in a few things related but not sure if this is the place to advertise as insurance wouldn’t cover you first of all and secondly reputation issues... What’s the payment you need to offer? Is it a real massage or m0lestatati0n? Do you have insurance for this as can cause an injury? Does the insurance cover you for this? This is asking for trouble... I’d just offer a sexual encounter with tactile foreplay that may be consider a massage Exactly this . You can indeed do damage if you dont know what you are doing as in properly trained Oils can be VERY dangerous as they can trigger all sorts ... and you have to know all about pressure points etc erc ...its a minefield ... I doubt any professional would risk their lively hood on her . I use whatever moisturiser they have or baby oil, if they use it. " Oh you need to be carefull apparently... some people are moaning about the effects of oil now....lol | |||
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"Hi, sorry to be pedantic but a 'masseuse' is a female masseur so I am not sure the OP is as qualified as he suggests. I trained in Swedish massage techniques from my days in club cycling and more recently had training with a 'tantric' masseuse. Being a masseur has taught me much about the geography, topography and hot spots (climatic zones) of the human (female) body as a result I can (almost always) guarantee a very happy ending for my subject. The dangers are slight because sensual massage does not require the same level of pressure as conventional therapeutic massage but it does require clear consent when massaging more intimate areas. I always suggest a chaperone and constantly ask if my subject is comfortable with how they are being touched. Also by 'edging', I like to take a woman close to cuming before backing off 2 or 3 times, before pushing her over the 'edge'. This usually results in a more prolonged and intense orgasm. Is it creepy? I think not because I am up front about my own motives and the pleasure I get from such intimate contact. Done properly intimate massage is a beautiful thing to deliver and receive. I really recommend it. Why me and not a professional therapist? Simple, my payment is the pleasure it gives me - your professional will charge you £40 min for a quick rub down. But don't come to me if you are recovering from injury etc., I am not qualified in such circumstances. Horses for course! Cheers Alan where does it say in my original post that I'm qualified? lol but sure to sell yourself on the back of making me look unprofessional? something I wasn't intending to do in the first place.. but hey you know when men are desperate, they jump on the bandwagon of another Do you charge? How much? " If I did charge I don't think anyone would pay lol for now it's free of charge hope that doesn't start another rampage of negative responses...lol | |||
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"So here goes... another massuese thread. so what's gonna make this one any different? I have no idea. I am thinking of offering my kind services in providing pure tantalising body massages for ladies who require, say after a long hard day at work or even after a good hard fuck they've had..body sore, muscles tight need an hour or so of pure relaxation... shall I quit before I started? or is there a niche in the market for this... ladies your feedback would be appreciated" So you aren't a masseur, or a masseus but claiming you are in the opening post? Then go into to say it's just massage nothing pervy.. but you aren't qualified so you are just a bloke looking to get lucky by offering massages in the hope of something else, lol | |||
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"So here goes... another massuese thread. so what's gonna make this one any different? I have no idea. I am thinking of offering my kind services in providing pure tantalising body massages for ladies who require, say after a long hard day at work or even after a good hard fuck they've had..body sore, muscles tight need an hour or so of pure relaxation... shall I quit before I started? or is there a niche in the market for this... ladies your feedback would be appreciated So you aren't a masseur, or a masseus but claiming you are in the opening post? Then go into to say it's just massage nothing pervy.. but you aren't qualified so you are just a bloke looking to get lucky by offering massages in the hope of something else, lol " Sounds like it! | |||
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"So here goes... another massuese thread. so what's gonna make this one any different? I have no idea. I am thinking of offering my kind services in providing pure tantalising body massages for ladies who require, say after a long hard day at work or even after a good hard fuck they've had..body sore, muscles tight need an hour or so of pure relaxation... shall I quit before I started? or is there a niche in the market for this... ladies your feedback would be appreciated So you aren't a masseur, or a masseus but claiming you are in the opening post? Then go into to say it's just massage nothing pervy.. but you aren't qualified so you are just a bloke looking to get lucky by offering massages in the hope of something else, lol Sounds like it! " | |||
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"Anyone fancy a massage?" Only if you can supply a KFC to go with it | |||
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"Well, I always need a good massage after wearing my high heels all evening!" Supple hands here. | |||
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"Just so I understand, are you offering something different to a normal massage therapist?" Normal massage therapists dont usualy have a bit of a grope? | |||
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"I think it would be fair to detail what a tantalising massage would entail.... Full Undressing to bare nakid or a towel. Warm oil with double hand massage from head to toe. Specific areas will be addressed accordingly Sensual soft one handed touch to please. Shower and body rub along with drying and fully dressed. hope that answers a few teething questions lol yes, but why not use an actual professional if they want it done properly?" Someone who doesn’t know what they’re doing can actually do harm which I don’t think a lot of people know I’ve got the qualifications and 10 years experience, why not come to me ladies lol | |||
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"why would they choose someone from here rather than a professional if all they want is a massage?" | |||
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"is this worth bringing up again lol" It was pretty boring the first time, cannot see it being any different this time. | |||
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"Sorry I picked up on your use of the 'masseuse' term only because you are a 'masseur'. In fact I thought I was supporting you as I was making the case for massage as both wonderfully relaxing and sexually fulfilling. I don't claim to be a professional but it has been something I have worked at. It goes back to being a student in Berkeley, California more than 50 years ago - at the height of hippiedom and having a rather crazy girl friend who just got off on tantric massage (not from me) but I did witness what it 'did' for her. Sorry if I offended you. Alan" I fully understood your post and you come out of this thread substantially better than the OP. | |||
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"I’m trained in a few things related but not sure if this is the place to advertise as insurance wouldn’t cover you first of all and secondly reputation issues... What’s the payment you need to offer? Is it a real massage or m0lestatati0n? Do you have insurance for this as can cause an injury? Does the insurance cover you for this? This is asking for trouble... I’d just offer a sexual encounter with tactile foreplay that may be consider a massage lol a massage can cause injury? and an insurance policy... taking it way too far next time your in for massage ask for an injury insurance policy... lol see how that works out " They are normally displayed where every client can see them. | |||
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"Lol, this went tits up, by the way I offer a finger banger clanger service "wtf is that lol?!  | |||
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"I think most of you are getting your knickers in a twist. I saw the OP as a nice, relaxing and sensual rub down as part of foreplay. It's something I've done many times to start a play session, or even to wind down after a session. If I want a proper massage, I pay a fully trained PT that know my complex medical history. " I totally agree with you people come with this BS on here ! I had a spa day in the a hotel ! They never asked me my medical issues ! Also I must to say I had a crap massage from some called profession and qualified people ! And amazing massages and free from a guy a know in rios ! Next time I am in London I would love to try it ! After all is not a open heart operation ! | |||
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"I think it would be fair to detail what a tantalising massage would entail.... Full Undressing to bare nakid or a towel. Warm oil with double hand massage from head to toe. Specific areas will be addressed accordingly Sensual soft one handed touch to please. Shower and body rub along with drying and fully dressed. hope that answers a few teething questions lol yes, but why not use an actual professional if they want it done properly? Someone who doesn’t know what they’re doing can actually do harm which I don’t think a lot of people know I’ve got the qualifications and 10 years experience, why not come to me ladies lol"I'd prefer a man to be doing it to be honest. I've given men oily massages without doing them a damage. I concentrate on the cock though | |||
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"I’m trained in a few things related but not sure if this is the place to advertise as insurance wouldn’t cover you first of all and secondly reputation issues... What’s the payment you need to offer? Is it a real massage or m0lestatati0n? Do you have insurance for this as can cause an injury? Does the insurance cover you for this? This is asking for trouble... I’d just offer a sexual encounter with tactile foreplay that may be consider a massage lol a massage can cause injury? and an insurance policy... taking it way too far next time your in for massage ask for an injury insurance policy... lol see how that works out " Massage done wrongly can damage someone. It why therapists are trained in anatomy and physiology. For example damage can be caused to important vessels exposed near the back of the knee and other places if too much pressure is applied. Then there's medical conditions which can be exacerbated by massage which is why a professional will take a relaxant history before starting. Some professional massage therapists have also developed tantric massage skills. You can find them dotted about. | |||
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"Just so I understand, are you offering something different to a normal massage therapist? Normal massage therapists dont usualy have a bit of a grope?" No. | |||
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"I’m trained in a few things related but not sure if this is the place to advertise as insurance wouldn’t cover you first of all and secondly reputation issues... What’s the payment you need to offer? Is it a real massage or m0lestatati0n? Do you have insurance for this as can cause an injury? Does the insurance cover you for this? This is asking for trouble... I’d just offer a sexual encounter with tactile foreplay that may be consider a massage lol a massage can cause injury? and an insurance policy... taking it way too far next time your in for massage ask for an injury insurance policy... lol see how that works out Massage done wrongly can damage someone. It why therapists are trained in anatomy and physiology. For example damage can be caused to important vessels exposed near the back of the knee and other places if too much pressure is applied. Then there's medical conditions which can be exacerbated by massage which is why a professional will take a relaxant history before starting. Some professional massage therapists have also developed tantric massage skills. You can find them dotted about." Thanks, that's saved me posting. | |||
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"Lol, this went tits up, by the way I offer a finger banger clanger service wtf is that lol?! "I'll banger ya clanger with me finger happy days | |||
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"Lol, this went tits up, by the way I offer a finger banger clanger service wtf is that lol?!
I'll banger ya clanger with me finger happy days "Yes, but what is it? | |||
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"I think it would be fair to detail what a tantalising massage would entail.... Full Undressing to bare nakid or a towel. Warm oil with double hand massage from head to toe. Specific areas will be addressed accordingly Sensual soft one handed touch to please. Shower and body rub along with drying and fully dressed. hope that answers a few teething questions lol yes, but why not use an actual professional if they want it done properly? Someone who doesn’t know what they’re doing can actually do harm which I don’t think a lot of people know I’ve got the qualifications and 10 years experience, why not come to me ladies lol"Message incoming  | |||
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"I think it would be fair to detail what a tantalising massage would entail.... Full Undressing to bare nakid or a towel. Warm oil with double hand massage from head to toe. Specific areas will be addressed accordingly Sensual soft one handed touch to please. Shower and body rub along with drying and fully dressed. hope that answers a few teething questions lol" Ahhhh so you mean foreplay
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