FabSwingers.com forum: Disposal of sex toys.

By *andJDubai OP Couple
over a year ago

Dubai, with visits to Glasgow, Edinburgh and London

Help Fab. We are leaving the uk with work to a part of the world our sex toy collection is going to be less than welcome.

As you can see from our profile we have a wee bit more than the odd vibrator, but anal hooks and spreading bars as well.

Anyone one have any idea of the best way to dispose of these safely and in a considerable way???

Thank you.

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By *ipvanwinkieMan
over a year ago

out of town!

Kill them with fire!!

Seriously though? Metal into metal recycling, remove batteries, electronics etc and put the rubber / plastics into general waste. And make sure the bag doesn’t burst on being tossed into the container, then drive away quickly...

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Put them in a box, take them to the tip and chuck them in. We still have a giant (and I mean giant) dildo that we've had to move house with because we couldn't think of a way to get rid. We had plenty of "useful" suggestions from fab members though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Church raffle they'll never know what it is, and any that do will smile like a cheshire cat and take it home

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By *incolnshire SausageMan
over a year ago

spalding

I bet some people on here would pay too have them haha

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By *ob jonesMan
over a year ago

Wales

EBay? Gumtree?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gift them to Remix with a paddling pool full of jelly!

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By *rthur WrightusMan
over a year ago

Round the Bend

Boot fair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Put them in a box, take them to the tip and chuck them in. We still have a giant (and I mean giant) dildo that we've had to move house with because we couldn't think of a way to get rid. We had plenty of "useful" suggestions from fab members though

I have visions of this box vibrating across the rubbish pile at the dump

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By *inful xWoman
over a year ago

In a sleepy little village

Put up a status and give them away. I'm sure someone will give them a new home

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

I gave my last lot away on here, he turned out to be a right ungrateful git!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take them up to birdlip one night in a box they will soon go

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By *ungBlackTopMan
over a year ago

salford

burn them

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Any suction cup dildos shold be firmly affixed to the window of your nearest Oxfam.

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By *andJDubai OP Couple
over a year ago

Dubai, with visits to Glasgow, Edinburgh and London

Haha brilliant answer Fab. Thank you. Keep them flowing xxx

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Church raffle they'll never know what it is, and any that do will smile like a cheshire cat and take it home

More tea Vicar ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In a previous life I managed a charity shop, we had all manner of things donated that there's nooo way we could sell including the OP has mentioned

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By *ncandiladoCouple
over a year ago

Dundee

I relocated abroad about 10 years ago and had a collection to dispose of!

They were put in a titanium briefcase and throw in the local skip, hopefully never to be discovered. Although I do wonder if they ever were.

Living back in the uk now and wish I'd saved them. Storage at mum's was limited though!

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"In a previous life I managed a charity shop, we had all manner of things donated that there's nooo way we could sell including the OP has mentioned

I once sent a sex toy by mistake to a charity shop. I wondered why I got some looks the next time I donated some goods...!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just put them in one of the street bins .the plenty about ...in a supermarket carrier bag and tie the handles it will be fine

Option two

Put on e bay with could description like not washed since last play time bla bla and watch the bidding shoot up to a few hundred quid

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Just put them in one of the street bins .the plenty about ...in a supermarket carrier bag and tie the handles it will be fine

Option two

Put on e bay with could description like not washed since last play time bla bla and watch the bidding shoot up to a few hundred quid "

Really? Really? Now where are my old disused toys!!!

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By *r and Mrs SnogalotCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

But a cheap suitcase fill it with your toys in a vacuum sealed bag. Get in your car drive to a secluded spot, do some dogging, then dig a hole and bury it. Put a small cross and write on it “ Here lies Fluffy my favourite Rabbit!!!”

And if you ever move back home go back and retrieve it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or bake a huge cake . Bury the toys in the cake ...then on the day you fly give the cake to someone who hasn't got your contact details

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just put them in one of the street bins .the plenty about ...in a supermarket carrier bag and tie the handles it will be fine

Option two

Put on e bay with could description like not washed since last play time bla bla and watch the bidding shoot up to a few hundred quid "
hard to disagree with the eBay comment

there are some odd people around

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By *plpxp2Couple
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

Brick them up in the house or under the floor - imagine the fun in years to come when the site is excavated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just put them in one of the street bins .the plenty about ...in a supermarket carrier bag and tie the handles it will be fine

Option two

Put on e bay with could description like not washed since last play time bla bla and watch the bidding shoot up to a few hundred quid

Really? Really? Now where are my old disused toys!!! "

All council bins get recycled so they'll be in with the plastics. ...pretty obvious huh .....Yeah really lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just put them in one of the street bins .the plenty about ...in a supermarket carrier bag and tie the handles it will be fine

Option two

Put on e bay with could description like not washed since last play time bla bla and watch the bidding shoot up to a few hundred quid

Really? Really? Now where are my old disused toys!!! "

All council bins get recycled so they'll be in with the plastics. ...pretty obvious huh .....Yeah really lol

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By *andJDubai OP Couple
over a year ago

Dubai, with visits to Glasgow, Edinburgh and London

"In a previous life I managed a charity shop, we had all manner of things donated that there's nooo way we could sell including the OP has mentioned

I once sent a sex toy by mistake to a charity shop. I wondered why I got some looks the next time I donated some goods...! "

Hahaha o that’s too funny.

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

Charity shop

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

What's wrong with that? Especially at the price of brand new toys.

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By *ransGuyTV/TS
over a year ago

Cardiff

I'm sure I read that Lovehoney recycle toys?

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Our local Waitrose has a recycling bin for small electrical items.

The anal hooks and spreader bars just leave outside your house for passing scrap metal men to collect.

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

If you buy new toys from Love-honey I believe that they do a recycling scheme..

Cal

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By *ibertine_mindsCouple
over a year ago

Staffs/ Derbys/ Peak District

Just leave them in the loft space.

The day after we moved out of our last home, I remembered that I’d left a piece of interesting ‘furniture’ in the ceiling space of the garage. Luckily it was a rental property and I managed to to recover the item . . .

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

Sell them on fet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Recycle glass metal etc

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By *ansolMan
over a year ago

Ellesmere Port

Post them to prudes house across the road...see what happens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sell em! You'll make a fair price.

The amount of times I get asked for used knickers, an anal hook would set hearts a fluttering I'm sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You do know love honey will recycle them and u get credit on Ur account. Hope that helps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every time you see a car parked like an idiot, zip tie a dildo to the windscreen wiper.

Leave a note saying "As you parked like a cunt, I saw this and thought of you"

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By *illnatMan
over a year ago

wherever i need to be

You can always post them to that politician who sent his secretary out to buy toys. Save his new secretary a job lol

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By *ovingittwoCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

Once put a giant dildo in the clothes bank at Asda!

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By *ncutgemMan
over a year ago

Bath ish

There's a couple of fetish places that would be grateful to expand there arsenal assuming they can be sterilised pm me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can leave the wife and toys with me, I will look after them for you until you return home.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why not just clean them and offer them on a first come first serve basis to anyone who wants them ?

After all we are all adults

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By *ack2071Man
over a year ago

bromsgrove

Send them to people you don't like with a message like ...

Thought you may like this back you left it in the car .

Saw this and thought of you love your bukkae pal's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any battery powered items need to be put in small electric recycling bin at the council recycling centre. Metal anal hooks should be cleaned properly before putting in the metal bin, or your bin for tin cans etc. Don't worry about what others think if they look at what's in the bin when they put extra rubbish inot your bin because there's is full.

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By *isty286Couple
over a year ago

Dorset

Arrange one last mass play meet or group social, and let participants have a lucky dip to take away, shame to throw out a perfectly good spreader bar and toys that can still be enjoyed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything that isn't obviously a sex toy, i.e., looks like a cock, I would bring with you. We live in such a place, where these things aren't welcome, but disguise the ones we can as something else. Currently having some hand blown glass mantle pieces made, that aren't for the mantle at all. I think you could get away with the hook, the nipple pumps, and the jeweled plug with a little creativity. Good luck on the move!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you have any suction cup dildos, place them clearly on top of the rubbish in your bin.

Seeing a bin lorry with one stuck on the front of the cab never fails to raise a smile...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Help Fab. We are leaving the uk with work to a part of the world our sex toy collection is going to be less than welcome.

As you can see from our profile we have a wee bit more than the odd vibrator, but anal hooks and spreading bars as well.

Anyone one have any idea of the best way to dispose of these safely and in a considerable way???

Thank you. "
local paper or Facebook

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By *voncouplexxCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Local charity shop...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any suction cup dildos shold be firmly affixed to the window of your nearest Oxfam.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

MacDonald's have a board you can stick cards and ads on

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By *ain n MableWoman
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Just wait till your local council had a sex toy amnesty then go and fill the box up, there would normally be one outside your local police station, but please wait until the firearms amnesty is over, it could be mayhem if they all go off in the box together

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By *exy BeckyCouple
over a year ago

Torrox, Spain

Slightly off topic, but this reminds us of a one-off couple we played with a few years ago.

When we left, she gave us her butt plug saying... "I've had so much fun with this but as I've now got a new one I'd thought you'd like it...."

Hmmmm..!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Slightly off topic, but this reminds us of a one-off couple we played with a few years ago.

When we left, she gave us her butt plug saying... "I've had so much fun with this but as I've now got a new one I'd thought you'd like it...."

Hmmmm..!!

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god that's a shitty present

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By *ushman001Man
over a year ago

Warrington

The woman off that recycling program that's on in the daytime could probably make a table or something out of them, or maybe a nest of tables lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t think I’ve laughed so much in ages

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By *ausonbouMan
over a year ago

South Wales

"Help Fab. We are leaving the uk with work to a part of the world our sex toy collection is going to be less than welcome.

As you can see from our profile we have a wee bit more than the odd vibrator, but anal hooks and spreading bars as well.

Anyone one have any idea of the best way to dispose of these safely and in a considerable way???

Thank you. "

Having worked in removals and storage.

Two options.

Box them up clean and sealed and store for your return. Plain box.

Secondly.

Box them up and labels. Old toys. Put at back of loft and leave for the new owners. Assuming you are selling and don't know the buyers.

Or as a last resort go plant them in a farmer's field with a sign. Pick your own.

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By *adyJayneWoman
over a year ago

Burnleyish (She/They)

Anything metal can be sterilised (especially if anyone has access to an autoclave) BDSM toys can always be sold on... Drop me a message I'm always looking to build up a 'loanable' club kit!

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By *ussybuggersCouple
over a year ago

thanet

Leave them at party's or clubs between now and when you leave. Am sure they have a cupboard full of lost and found

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Help Fab. We are leaving the uk with work to a part of the world our sex toy collection is going to be less than welcome.

As you can see from our profile we have a wee bit more than the odd vibrator, but anal hooks and spreading bars as well.

Anyone one have any idea of the best way to dispose of these safely and in a considerable way???

Thank you. "

We disposed of a massive dildo on a roundabout in our local town, it gave us a huge laugh every time we passed it. (IS IT STILL THERE???)

Then the street sweeper got it...

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By *ornyDubMan25Man
over a year ago

Berlin

1.Find a local Eastern European gangster

2.offer him a few grand worth of sex toys for his brothel in exchange for a massive bag of smack.

3.Throw said Heroin down the nearest drain right in front of him

4. Film his reaction on hidden camera and put it on YouTube

5. Feel good about taking drugs off the streets and use the money from YouTube advertising to replenish the sex toy collection in your new home.

Admittedly a little bit of abstract thought but definitely the most satisfying method I could think of

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By *orny1sCouple
over a year ago

exeter

Give them to us, we will dispose of them ??

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