FabSwingers.com forum: Bigger penis

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Anyone got any good tips to increase the size of your penis I want a fucking monster cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Penis transplant

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By *ackspopCouple
over a year ago

Wymondham

I have some "magic beans" if you have some money.

(n.b. Beans may not actually be Magic)

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By *ackspopCouple
over a year ago

Wymondham

45th President of the USA is a massive cock. Not sure why you're after this. Need more context.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's loads of photo shop apps that guys seem to love on here?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In all truth, your stuck with what you've got. No pills etc make it change dimensions!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"45th President of the USA is a massive cock. Not sure why you're after this. Need more context. "

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Traction works ...

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By *r and Mrs P SandCouple
over a year ago

South West

Tie a lead weight to it and drop it from a good height? Worth a shot

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By *r and Mrs P SandCouple
over a year ago

South West

"Tie a lead weight to it and drop it from a good height? Worth a shot "

A pump? Not a bicycle pump mind

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By *imandher84Couple
over a year ago

Leeds

Squint?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone got any good tips to increase the size of your penis I want a fucking monster cock"

Why would I want to give you tips on increasing the size of MY penis?

Secondly, we don't know any monsters who'd be interested in giving you their cock. Maybe you could get a mate to dress up in some monster outfit and shove his shooter up your shitter to assist with your fantasy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 29/01/18 00:14:13]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone got any good tips to increase the size of your penis I want a fucking monster cock

Why would I want to give you tips on increasing the size of MY penis?

Hahahahahahahaha

OP you really are getting it up the ass here

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By *c-ukMan
over a year ago

Sevenoaks

Dude if there was an operation I would give you some of mine.. You know its a curse having a massive nob !! The ladies just wont leave me alone.... sigh !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can have penis enlargement surgery but it will only increase by 1-2 inches.

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By *issyme555TV/TS
over a year ago

Motherwell

Their is only so much to work with so never gonna get much bigger. Be happy with what you've got bigger isn't always better.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want a smaller one!

I really get of watching my wife have fun with a guy that's bigger than me, if I had a smaller one it would be so much easier to find what we seek

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 29/01/18 03:59:30]

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By *inky SpiceWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"[one inch of penis removed by poster at 29/01/18 03:59:30]"

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By *atureandhornyCouple
over a year ago

Liverpool

Got a tip off a black guy who had a huge cock. He said tie a brick around your cock for two weeks. After two weeks my cock had turned black.

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By *itch and TwatCouple
over a year ago

Nr Rushden Lakes

BItch says I’m a big enough cock as it is...I think it was a compliment...

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By *orny billingham bangersCouple
over a year ago

butlins skegness

Dip it in porridge every morning for 5 mins then wrap in spinach for the rest of the day.

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

Magnifying glass !

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By *is vixen at playCouple
over a year ago

Dundee

Just think positive thoughts, talk to it and encourage it. Explain to it how you feel and what you want. Just be honest.

Or nothing you can do and your fucked. G

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By *imandher84Couple
over a year ago

Leeds

Chiefs nana sings to her plants?

To be fair though the last time i saw them they did look near death(plants not nana)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why is it so important to you? I don't think it is to the majority of women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone got any good tips to increase the size of your penis I want a fucking monster cock"

The elastic band you use in york pics surely works

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Find others who love what you have

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

cahoots

Buy smaller tv remotes for an instant effect.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've noticed mine grows larger and then goes floppy ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im happy with mine if I was not I cant change it lol

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By *ungrycplCouple
over a year ago

WORCESTER

"I've noticed mine grows larger and then goes floppy ..."

Thank God I'm not the only one with those condition.....I was nearly gonna go to the docs about it. Guess I'll have to live with it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right then Dougal. This one is very small and this one is very far away.

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By *mandajane01TV/TS
over a year ago

Ballymena

"Magnifying glass !"

Just don’t do it in the sun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone got any good tips to increase the size of your penis I want a fucking monster cock"

You can take penis enlargement pills but side effect includes tiny hands

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By *omfortablynumb2017Man
over a year ago

Eastbourne

"Anyone got any good tips to increase the size of your penis I want a fucking monster cock"

Well you already sound like a massive cock. So get out there and enjoy yourself.

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By *omfortablynumb2017Man
over a year ago

Eastbourne

"Dip it in porridge every morning for 5 mins then wrap in spinach for the rest of the day. "

Too funny!!

And it doesn't work!!

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By *omfortablynumb2017Man
over a year ago

Eastbourne

"Got a tip off a black guy who had a huge cock. He said tie a brick around your cock for two weeks. After two weeks my cock had turned black.

Brilliant!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try putting googly eyes on it.

Alternatively shave an outline of a Gremlin into your pubes.

Finally, make a little cage for it with a pictorial chart as a reference, then get a tattoo of Nessie on your tackle.

Flaccid cock = Sleeping monster.

Erect cock = Fucking monster.

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

"Got a tip off a black guy who had a huge cock. He said tie a brick around your cock for two weeks. After two weeks my cock had turned black.

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

"Anyone got any good tips to increase the size of your penis I want a fucking monster cock

Well you already sound like a massive cock. So get out there and enjoy yourself. "

Shots fired!

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Oh dear green arrow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hit it with rubber mallet

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By *ralbiswMan
over a year ago

Exeter

Smaller hands!

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

"Hit it with rubber mallet

Or a proper mallet

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By *lackbird1000Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

Everyone look at my tiny willy!

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By *axandbooCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Confusious say

It not size of boat, its motion of ocean that matters!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hit it with rubber mallet

Or a proper mallet

Only if i can be in charge of mallet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it's extra girth you're wanting then wait until your cock is slightly less than fully erect then fold it in half and voila;you just doubled in girth!

If it's extra length you're looking for simply unfold your folded cock and voila; you just doubled your length!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Got a tip off a black guy who had a huge cock. He said tie a brick around your cock for two weeks. After two weeks my cock had turned black.

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so funny

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

"Hit it with rubber mallet

Or a proper mallet

Only if i can be in charge of mallet

Haha

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By *otSoNewWalesCoupleCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

You don't need a bigger cock. You just need a smaller TV remote.

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By *attoodGent90Man
over a year ago

Cambs

https://youtu.be/weJM569zGjs

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By *ipvanwinkieMan
over a year ago

out of town!

"You don't need a bigger cock. You just need a smaller TV remote."

Or those very small cans of pop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont think one needs bigger manhood. Some say bigger the better. it might be true but whats the point if doing so mechanical.. one needs to check how to use his manhood..

i am exploring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dont think one needs bigger manhood. Some say bigger the better. it might be true but whats the point if doing so mechanical.. one needs to check how to use his manhood..

i am exploring

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i have a seen a lady squirting as hell. her man just used his fingers ! and i was standing in between her legs.. i was totally wet when she squirted all over me !! one should see her face and happiness unbelievable .. i asked him to teach me heheh

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By *p4funCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

"Oh dear green arrow. "

Noticed this too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone got any good tips to increase the size of your penis I want a fucking monster cock"

Playing with mine makes it bigger. Your welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find that I have made more effort in satisfaction to my lover with oral skills, my experience is the guys with huge cocks think that's all you need,I discovered that orally pleasuring is far more pleasurable x Darren in denholm

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By *oxy502Man
over a year ago

doncaster

IDE love a bigger willy but I don’t think it’s going to happen

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By *iptonblokeMan
over a year ago

tipton

"IDE love a bigger willy but I don’t think it’s going to happen "
my missus says the same lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone got any good tips to increase the size of your penis I want a fucking monster cock"

Go to your doctor and ask to be put on the transplant list!

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By *ivWoman
over a year ago

Carmarthen

"Anyone got any good tips to increase the size of your penis I want a fucking monster cock"

Jelqing

google it.

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By *ornyspunkMan
over a year ago

trucking all over

I was standing at a urinal having a pee some time ago when a black guy came running in whipped out his huge cock and immediately started to piss and groaned out ooooo Just made it!

I looked across and said fucking hell mate can you make me one in white!!!!

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By *ihimbiherCouple
over a year ago

lightwater

Best to have a HAND reduction

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By *ionaScarletTV/TS
over a year ago

Dundee

Thousands of men have increased the size of their manhood by using this one weird trick...

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By *TheBoneMan
over a year ago

Bury, Lancashire

its not the size of the nail, its the size of the hammer you drive it in with

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By *andomfodCouple
over a year ago

walsall

Special tape measure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No handed pressups?

A monster mind works just as well.

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By *ngel_screwballCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

Attention seeking posts are so boring!!

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By *ivWoman
over a year ago

Carmarthen

"Attention seeking posts are so boring!! "

aren't pretty much all the forum posts attention seeking ? even when people actually want advice its like people respond with Christmas cracker jokes ?!

david brent with a hardon......sums up 99% of the forum.

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By *earboynottinghamMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Anyone got any good tips to increase the size of your penis I want a fucking monster cock"

Did you not receive the email?

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By *heSassyOneWoman
over a year ago

SE Michigan

Why??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do know there's a blue furry monster who is willing to do anything to fund his cookie habit. Maybe he'll sell you his for transplant!

Seriously though just be happy with what you got and go have some fun...

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