FabSwingers.com forum: Rubbish chat up lines

By *otSoNewWalesCouple OP Couple
over a year ago

South Wales

What's the worst you've heard?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey how's you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the worst you've heard?"

Would love to know one that would help me chat your wife up ....

She's gorgeous

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By *eryCuriousCouple2012Couple
over a year ago

Funville

"What's the worst you've heard?

Would love to know one that would help me chat your wife up ....

She's gorgeous "

Good line...but am wondering if blank ovals in place of faces are truly attractive...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the worst you've heard?

Would love to know one that would help me chat your wife up ....

She's gorgeous

Good line...but am wondering if blank ovals in place of faces are truly attractive...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think our esteemed forum member is referring to Op's public pics not showing her face.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worst chat up line I've heard is, "I'd like to be your tampon for a day".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanna go halfs on a bastard never works

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

"Please let me shag u cos i want to show u how good i am"

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By *iffler 2019Woman
over a year ago

Saltash aka Fraggle Rock

Can I get you pregnant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you on the pill?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the worst you've heard?"
hello darlin you're the best thing since sliced bread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi.can I ask you something?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im a magician....i will make your knickers vanish.

Used 100's of times...worked once lol

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

"Hey how's you

And it’s cousin, ‘How’s u?’

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By *ydrewMan
over a year ago

forest

I dont use chat up lines. I just sit at bar and lick my eye brow.

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

This morning’s favourite - ‘How about £100 for a blowjob.’

How about, don’t darken my inbox ever again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haven't chatted anyone up for 25 years now. I would probably come out with the usual lame lines like:

"Do you come here often?"

"Haven't I seen you around before"

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By *ydrewMan
over a year ago

forest

"This morning’s favourite - ‘How about £100 for a blowjob.’

How about, don’t darken my inbox ever again. "

You can give me a £100 for a blowjob anytime lol

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

"This morning’s favourite - ‘How about £100 for a blowjob.’

How about, don’t darken my inbox ever again.

You can give me a £100 for a blowjob anytime lol

Well, I did get some Christmas money.

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By *ydrewMan
over a year ago

forest

"This morning’s favourite - ‘How about £100 for a blowjob.’

How about, don’t darken my inbox ever again.

You can give me a £100 for a blowjob anytime lol

Well, I did get some Christmas money. "

Id feel bad taking your money. Call it £50

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Seem to have has a recent flurry of height obsessed men.

"I'd love to fuck a tall lass, girl, woman"

My reply, "good luck finding one then"

I also got asked last week if I used to be a man, as I'm too tall for a woman & he had a TG fantasy.

If I was TG, it would say on my profile?

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By *IG G77Man
over a year ago

GATLEY

Are you from Tennessee cos your the only 10 I see xxx

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By *ydrewMan
over a year ago

forest

"Seem to have has a recent flurry of height obsessed men.

"I'd love to fuck a tall lass, girl, woman"

My reply, "good luck finding one then"

I also got asked last week if I used to be a man, as I'm too tall for a woman & he had a TG fantasy.

If I was TG, it would say on my profile? "

Ive got a G&T fantasy. Well not a fantasy more a habbit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No one's ever used one on me

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

Someone used to send me loads and it was hilarious. Wish I could remember them.

Heaven must be missing an angel

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By *ydrewMan
over a year ago

forest

Im no fred flintstone but ill make your bedrock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have an amazing rack!

Had that this morning xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You have an amazing rack!

Had that this morning xx"

Well in fairness it is rather impressive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have red hair.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You have red hair.

Could have been worse, he could have called you tinsel tits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You have red hair.

Could have been worse, he could have called you tinsel tits

I've actually had but that's at least making an effort.

I also had one chap offer to show me his bishop

The red head comment makes me want to say "thanks I hadn't noticed"

No one ever says Wow! you have a 33" inside leg.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You have red hair.

Could have been worse, he could have called you tinsel tits

I've actually had but that's at least making an effort.

I also had one chap offer to show me his bishop

The red head comment makes me want to say "thanks I hadn't noticed"

No one ever says Wow! you have a 33" inside leg.

Well you should never put a number to something like that if you haven't measured it in person

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well you should never put a number to something like that if you haven't measured it in person

You're right I should do a photo to prove it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well you should never put a number to something like that if you haven't measured it in person

You're right I should do a photo to prove it

Now thats a pic I'd like see

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By *azkinsWoman
over a year ago

leeds

Are you a parking ticket.? You got fine written all over you. (no it didn't). Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Get in the van'

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By *quarianwhisperMan
over a year ago

Berkshire

My c*** died last night, can I bury it in your a**

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By *nkandKinkMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

the classic from the "straight male" profile......"Gr8 c*** m8" followed by it's wingman "Would luv to s*** it". BLOCITY-FOOKIN-BLOCK!!

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By *az46Man
over a year ago

ayr

do u wana dance i asked her.. yes she said.. i replied on ye go then a wana chat your pal up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My love for you is like diarrhoea. I just can't hold it in any longer.

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By *nkandKinkMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

*rubs cheeks continually*...what are you doing?...."just keeping your seat warm"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What’s the difference between jam and honey?

I can’t honey my cock in your mouth

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By *lyreelMan
over a year ago

King's lynn

Never fails this one.....

Does this rag smell of chloroform?

Joke!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I smell your fanny?

No!!!!!

Must be your feet then.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Did you grow up on a chicken farm? 'Cause you sure know how to raise a cock.

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By *ew sensationMan
over a year ago

widnes

Have you got pet insurance ? . .cos im going to break your pussy . . And it worked lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancy a fuck has been known to work on occasion!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never fails this one.....

Does this rag smell of chloroform?

Joke!!!!!!"

The whole post is so wrong...but so funny!

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By *lyreelMan
over a year ago

King's lynn

"Never fails this one.....

Does this rag smell of chloroform?

Joke!!!!!!

The whole post is so wrong...but so funny!

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I have a knife

Get in the van.

Nice little love poem!!!

Arf arf.

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By *atEvolutionCouple
over a year ago

atlantisEVOLUTION. Stoke.

"Hey how's you

. . . and about 10 times a week too.

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By *urreyfun2008Man
over a year ago

East Grinstead

My condoms expire tomorrow and I thought you might help me avoid wasting them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There will be 7 planets in the solar system after I smash Uranus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There will be 7 planets in the solar system after I smash Uranus "

Proper lolled just now!

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

In the best Joey voice

Hey, how you doing

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