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"Dear all males, Having been on the swinging scene for more years than I care to admit, as a single female and a party promoter, I am about to dispense some advice to you. Let's start with your pics, firstly, despite what you may think your cock is not the be-all and end-all. It's also unlikely that it's the most impressive I've ever seen, so please don't post 48000 photos of it - I'll only have to scroll through them all looking for one photo of what you actually look like. Sure, you can keep a dick pic on your profile, it is after all a vital part of your anatomy but for heaven's sake, pay some attention to what's in the background of your shot! I don't wanna see the inside of your pants or the bowl of your shitter, DO NOT take photos of your cock while ur sitting on the loo! I do want you to show me your build, I don't care if your fat or fit but I want to see your body shape so I can imagine it on top of me. Semi-revealing photos are really sexy, stand in front of the mirror, put a bit of an angle on it and lemme see that torso. As for your profile, write as much or as little as you like but remember you are trying to impress so don't think "looking for fun" or "I like banging arse" is gonna get you far! When you find someone you like and you send that first message, put a little personality in it. Bear in mind a lady on here can receive over 100 messages a day and the longer she's active on the site the more mails come in... It's hard to keep up. You might not get a reply, she's not being rude, you're just not for her. So make your message stand out, send her some pics to get her attention and get to the point, be polite but tell her what you're interested in. Don't bother with a "Hows u?". Make sure to read her profile, showing that you've taken the time to do so goes a long way. She replied, great! Now you can get down to the nitty gritty of working out what you want from each other and when, how and where your gonna get it. Stay respectful and decent, good luck fabbers! Happy swinging xxx" Excellent advice. Hope some guys heed it.  | |||
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"Dear all males, Having been on the swinging scene for more years than I care to admit, as a single female and a party promoter, I am about to dispense some advice to you. Let's start with your pics, firstly, despite what you may think your cock is not the be-all and end-all. It's also unlikely that it's the most impressive I've ever seen, so please don't post 48000 photos of it - I'll only have to scroll through them all looking for one photo of what you actually look like. Sure, you can keep a dick pic on your profile, it is after all a vital part of your anatomy but for heaven's sake, pay some attention to what's in the background of your shot! I don't wanna see the inside of your pants or the bowl of your shitter, DO NOT take photos of your cock while ur sitting on the loo! I do want you to show me your build, I don't care if your fat or fit but I want to see your body shape so I can imagine it on top of me. Semi-revealing photos are really sexy, stand in front of the mirror, put a bit of an angle on it and lemme see that torso. As for your profile, write as much or as little as you like but remember you are trying to impress so don't think "looking for fun" or "I like banging arse" is gonna get you far! When you find someone you like and you send that first message, put a little personality in it. Bear in mind a lady on here can receive over 100 messages a day and the longer she's active on the site the more mails come in... It's hard to keep up. You might not get a reply, she's not being rude, you're just not for her. So make your message stand out, send her some pics to get her attention and get to the point, be polite but tell her what you're interested in. Don't bother with a "Hows u?". Make sure to read her profile, showing that you've taken the time to do so goes a long way. She replied, great! Now you can get down to the nitty gritty of working out what you want from each other and when, how and where your gonna get it. Stay respectful and decent, good luck fabbers! Happy swinging xxx Excellent advice. Hope some guys heed it. "Absolutely awful advice ? Why oh why on earth do you want any man who does not have the wit to work out how to craft their own profile to be , as you say on top of you ? If you say , because the majority of profiles you read are poor then that is reflecting that the majority of men you decide to look at are not up to your standards and thus use it as a filter ? The best and only advice I would suggest is ever given would be Write a profile that reflects you and what you want That's it then you as discerning ladies can make a choice hopefully dodging the bullet of the misrepresentative profile If a man puts his cock on show that's fine , weird but fine as he will find those women rare as they maybe who like that kind of man , if due to desperation such a man does not show his cock , not only is he neglecting his target audience but misleading others x | |||
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"I think guys are better off just being themselves tbh, it may or may not work but it's better than trying to conform to what one woman says she likes." If showing a cock pic is a man being himself, should that man also be himself when he is chatting up women in a bar? Mrs | |||
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"I think guys are better off just being themselves tbh, it may or may not work but it's better than trying to conform to what one woman says she likes." I agree with you, men filter themselves out very nicely doing what they do | |||
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"I think guys are better off just being themselves tbh, it may or may not work but it's better than trying to conform to what one woman says she likes. If showing a cock pic is a man being himself, should that man also be himself when he is chatting up women in a bar? Mrs " Yes | |||
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"I think guys are better off just being themselves tbh, it may or may not work but it's better than trying to conform to what one woman says she likes. If showing a cock pic is a man being himself, should that man also be himself when he is chatting up women in a bar? Mrs " If this is a bar I will have a pint of Guinness please | |||
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"If showing a cock pic is a man being himself, should that man also be himself when he is chatting up women in a bar? Mrs " If he can't work out the difference between a website and a bar he maybe should be locked up  | |||
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"Dear all males, Having been on the swinging scene for more years than I care to admit, as a single female and a party promoter, I am about to dispense some advice to you. Let's start with your pics, firstly, despite what you may think your cock is not the be-all and end-all. It's also unlikely that it's the most impressive I've ever seen, so please don't post 48000 photos of it - I'll only have to scroll through them all looking for one photo of what you actually look like. Sure, you can keep a dick pic on your profile, it is after all a vital part of your anatomy but for heaven's sake, pay some attention to what's in the background of your shot! I don't wanna see the inside of your pants or the bowl of your shitter, DO NOT take photos of your cock while ur sitting on the loo! I do want you to show me your build, I don't care if your fat or fit but I want to see your body shape so I can imagine it on top of me. Semi-revealing photos are really sexy, stand in front of the mirror, put a bit of an angle on it and lemme see that torso. As for your profile, write as much or as little as you like but remember you are trying to impress so don't think "looking for fun" or "I like banging arse" is gonna get you far! When you find someone you like and you send that first message, put a little personality in it. Bear in mind a lady on here can receive over 100 messages a day and the longer she's active on the site the more mails come in... It's hard to keep up. You might not get a reply, she's not being rude, you're just not for her. So make your message stand out, send her some pics to get her attention and get to the point, be polite but tell her what you're interested in. Don't bother with a "Hows u?". Make sure to read her profile, showing that you've taken the time to do so goes a long way. She replied, great! Now you can get down to the nitty gritty of working out what you want from each other and when, how and where your gonna get it. Stay respectful and decent, good luck fabbers! Happy swinging xxx Excellent advice. Hope some guys heed it.
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Why oh why on earth do you want any man who does not have the wit to work out how to craft their own profile to be , as you say on top of you ?
If you say , because the majority of profiles you read are poor then that is reflecting that the majority of men you decide to look at are not up to your standards and thus use it as a filter ?
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Write a profile that reflects you and what you want
That's it then you as discerning ladies can make a choice hopefully dodging the bullet of the misrepresentative profile
If a man puts his cock on show that's fine , weird but fine as he will find those women rare as they maybe who like that kind of man , if due to desperation such a man does not show his cock , not only is he neglecting his target audience but misleading others x"Personally I think men display their cocks for 1 of 2 reasons or possibly both. Either they thoroughly enjoy showing off their cocks, or they are misguided as to what tends to attract women. When told they will be fishing in a smaller fishpond, I think they choose not to believe it, because they get so much pleasure out of showing pictures of their cocks. It’s a bit like telling off a cat off for bringing in a dead mouse - the desire to do it is so great it outways any sense of logic. I don’t however that these guys would prefer to only meet women who like cock pics - if that were the case they wouldn’t message our profile. Mrs | |||
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"If showing a cock pic is a man being himself, should that man also be himself when he is chatting up women in a bar? Mrs If he can't work out the difference between a website and a bar he maybe should be locked up " | |||
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"If showing a cock pic is a man being himself, should that man also be himself when he is chatting up women in a bar? Mrs If he can't work out the difference between a website and a bar he maybe should be locked up "Well of course he should be locked up in that situation. So thank god for Fab for allowing men to be themselves! Mrs | |||
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"If showing a cock pic is a man being himself, should that man also be himself when he is chatting up women in a bar? Mrs If he can't work out the difference between a website and a bar he maybe should be locked up
Well of course he should be locked up in that situation. So thank god for Fab for allowing men to be themselves!
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And. I like cock pictures so ignore the fucking righteous one and carry on conducting your profiles in whatever manner you see fit allowing the rest of us to pick, on our own (because we can you know) what we like
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"Jeezus it’s no wonder us solo females get a rep for being up our own arses. And I freely admit to being up mine
And. I like cock pictures so ignore the fucking righteous one and carry on conducting your profiles in whatever manner you see fit allowing the rest of us to pick, on our own (because we can you know) what we like
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"Maybe some guys have never been on a site like this before and, when looking for examples of profile writing, have followed some poor examples.They may be decent guys,just not expert at selling their good points. Op has given some sound advice IMO." Well that’s settled that then! | |||
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"Jeezus it’s no wonder us solo females get a rep for being up our own arses. And I freely admit to being up mine
And. I like cock pictures so ignore the fucking righteous one and carry on conducting your profiles in whatever manner you see fit allowing the rest of us to pick, on our own (because we can you know) what we like
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"Dear all males, Having been on the swinging scene for more years than I care to admit, as a single female and a party promoter, I am about to dispense some advice to you. Let's start with your pics, firstly, despite what you may think your cock is not the be-all and end-all. It's also unlikely that it's the most impressive I've ever seen, so please don't post 48000 photos of it - I'll only have to scroll through them all looking for one photo of what you actually look like. Sure, you can keep a dick pic on your profile, it is after all a vital part of your anatomy but for heaven's sake, pay some attention to what's in the background of your shot! I don't wanna see the inside of your pants or the bowl of your shitter, DO NOT take photos of your cock while ur sitting on the loo! I do want you to show me your build, I don't care if your fat or fit but I want to see your body shape so I can imagine it on top of me. Semi-revealing photos are really sexy, stand in front of the mirror, put a bit of an angle on it and lemme see that torso. As for your profile, write as much or as little as you like but remember you are trying to impress so don't think "looking for fun" or "I like banging arse" is gonna get you far! When you find someone you like and you send that first message, put a little personality in it. Bear in mind a lady on here can receive over 100 messages a day and the longer she's active on the site the more mails come in... It's hard to keep up. You might not get a reply, she's not being rude, you're just not for her. So make your message stand out, send her some pics to get her attention and get to the point, be polite but tell her what you're interested in. Don't bother with a "Hows u?". Make sure to read her profile, showing that you've taken the time to do so goes a long way. She replied, great! Now you can get down to the nitty gritty of working out what you want from each other and when, how and where your gonna get it. Stay respectful and decent, good luck fabbers! Happy swinging xxx" Genius x | |||
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"Jeezus it’s no wonder us solo females get a rep for being up our own arses. And I freely admit to being up mine
And. I like cock pictures so ignore the fucking righteous one and carry on conducting your profiles in whatever manner you see fit allowing the rest of us to pick, on our own (because we can you know) what we like
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"Dear all females, Having been on the swinging scene for as long as I've been married I am about to dispense some advice to you. Let's start with your pics, firstly, despite what you may think your lingerie is not the be-all and end-all. It's also unlikely that it's the most impressive I've ever seen, so please don't post 48000 photos of it - I'll only have to scroll through them all looking for one photo of what your vag actually looks like. Sure, you can keep a face pic on your profile, it is after all a vital part of your anatomy but for heaven's sake, pay some attention to what's in the background of your shot! I don't wanna see your GHD's or your kids dirty nappies, DO NOT take photos of your mummy tummy while ur sitting on the loo! I do want you to show me your tits, I don't care if you're slim or athletic but I want to see your body shape so I can imagine it under me. Semi-revealing photos are pretty pointless, stand in front of the mirror, put a bit of an angle on it and lemme see what you've got. As for your profile, write as much or as little as you like but remember you are trying to impress so don't think "I always have a social first" or "I'm looking for more than one off's" is gonna get you far! When you find someone you like and you send that first message keep it brief, we bore easily. Bear in mind a guy on here can receive over 1 message a year and the longer he's active on the site the less appealing he becomes... Don't excite us too much. You will probably get a reply as men aren't rude, if you're not his type don't worry he will probably fuck you out of desperation anyway. So you don't need to make your message stand out, send him some pics to get his attention and get to the point, no need to be polite, tell him what you're interested in. Don't bother with a "Hows u?". Make sure to read his profile as if he can't accommodate he's definitely a cheater. He replied, great! Now you can get down to the nitty gritty of working out how nice a hotel he can afford, where he wants to cum and whether you have any better offers. Do take it up the arse and don't expect cuddles, good luck fabbers! Happy swinging xxx" Haha | |||
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"Dear all females, Having been on the swinging scene for as long as I've been married I am about to dispense some advice to you. Let's start with your pics, firstly, despite what you may think your lingerie is not the be-all and end-all. It's also unlikely that it's the most impressive I've ever seen, so please don't post 48000 photos of it - I'll only have to scroll through them all looking for one photo of what your vag actually looks like. Sure, you can keep a face pic on your profile, it is after all a vital part of your anatomy but for heaven's sake, pay some attention to what's in the background of your shot! I don't wanna see your GHD's or your kids dirty nappies, DO NOT take photos of your mummy tummy while ur sitting on the loo! I do want you to show me your tits, I don't care if you're slim or athletic but I want to see your body shape so I can imagine it under me. Semi-revealing photos are pretty pointless, stand in front of the mirror, put a bit of an angle on it and lemme see what you've got. As for your profile, write as much or as little as you like but remember you are trying to impress so don't think "I always have a social first" or "I'm looking for more than one off's" is gonna get you far! When you find someone you like and you send that first message keep it brief, we bore easily. Bear in mind a guy on here can receive over 1 message a year and the longer he's active on the site the less appealing he becomes... Don't excite us too much. You will probably get a reply as men aren't rude, if you're not his type don't worry he will probably fuck you out of desperation anyway. So you don't need to make your message stand out, send him some pics to get his attention and get to the point, no need to be polite, tell him what you're interested in. Don't bother with a "Hows u?". Make sure to read his profile as if he can't accommodate he's definitely a cheater. He replied, great! Now you can get down to the nitty gritty of working out how nice a hotel he can afford, where he wants to cum and whether you have any better offers. Do take it up the arse and don't expect cuddles, good luck fabbers! Happy swinging xxx" Omg this made me chuckle x | |||
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"Dear all males, Having been on the swinging scene for more years than I care to admit, as a single female and a party promoter, I am about to dispense some advice to you. Let's start with your pics, firstly, despite what you may think your cock is not the be-all and end-all. It's also unlikely that it's the most impressive I've ever seen, so please don't post 48000 photos of it - I'll only have to scroll through them all looking for one photo of what you actually look like. Sure, you can keep a dick pic on your profile, it is after all a vital part of your anatomy but for heaven's sake, pay some attention to what's in the background of your shot! I don't wanna see the inside of your pants or the bowl of your shitter, DO NOT take photos of your cock while ur sitting on the loo! I do want you to show me your build, I don't care if your fat or fit but I want to see your body shape so I can imagine it on top of me. Semi-revealing photos are really sexy, stand in front of the mirror, put a bit of an angle on it and lemme see that torso. As for your profile, write as much or as little as you like but remember you are trying to impress so don't think "looking for fun" or "I like banging arse" is gonna get you far! When you find someone you like and you send that first message, put a little personality in it. Bear in mind a lady on here can receive over 100 messages a day and the longer she's active on the site the more mails come in... It's hard to keep up. You might not get a reply, she's not being rude, you're just not for her. So make your message stand out, send her some pics to get her attention and get to the point, be polite but tell her what you're interested in. Don't bother with a "Hows u?". Make sure to read her profile, showing that you've taken the time to do so goes a long way. She replied, great! Now you can get down to the nitty gritty of working out what you want from each other and when, how and where your gonna get it. Stay respectful and decent, good luck fabbers! Happy swinging xxx" | |||
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"Dear all females, Having been on the swinging scene for as long as I've been married I am about to dispense some advice to you. Let's start with your pics, firstly, despite what you may think your lingerie is not the be-all and end-all. It's also unlikely that it's the most impressive I've ever seen, so please don't post 48000 photos of it - I'll only have to scroll through them all looking for one photo of what your vag actually looks like. Sure, you can keep a face pic on your profile, it is after all a vital part of your anatomy but for heaven's sake, pay some attention to what's in the background of your shot! I don't wanna see your GHD's or your kids dirty nappies, DO NOT take photos of your mummy tummy while ur sitting on the loo! I do want you to show me your tits, I don't care if you're slim or athletic but I want to see your body shape so I can imagine it under me. Semi-revealing photos are pretty pointless, stand in front of the mirror, put a bit of an angle on it and lemme see what you've got. As for your profile, write as much or as little as you like but remember you are trying to impress so don't think "I always have a social first" or "I'm looking for more than one off's" is gonna get you far! When you find someone you like and you send that first message keep it brief, we bore easily. Bear in mind a guy on here can receive over 1 message a year and the longer he's active on the site the less appealing he becomes... Don't excite us too much. You will probably get a reply as men aren't rude, if you're not his type don't worry he will probably fuck you out of desperation anyway. So you don't need to make your message stand out, send him some pics to get his attention and get to the point, no need to be polite, tell him what you're interested in. Don't bother with a "Hows u?". Make sure to read his profile as if he can't accommodate he's definitely a cheater. He replied, great! Now you can get down to the nitty gritty of working out how nice a hotel he can afford, where he wants to cum and whether you have any better offers. Do take it up the arse and don't expect cuddles, good luck fabbers! Happy swinging xxx" Again, genius x | |||
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"Profile advice from someone with one crap picture and little text Sometimes you can’t make it up on here, genius "Yeah I had noticed that, think the OP needs to follow her own advice! | |||
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"Profile advice from someone with one crap picture and little text Sometimes you can’t make it up on here, genius "Was just thinking the same thing! Some good advice overall if a little patronising in parts and quite sweeping to lump all guys together. | |||
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"Dear all females, Having been on the swinging scene for as long as I've been married I am about to dispense some advice to you. Let's start with your pics, firstly, despite what you may think your lingerie is not the be-all and end-all. It's also unlikely that it's the most impressive I've ever seen, so please don't post 48000 photos of it - I'll only have to scroll through them all looking for one photo of what your vag actually looks like. Sure, you can keep a face pic on your profile, it is after all a vital part of your anatomy but for heaven's sake, pay some attention to what's in the background of your shot! I don't wanna see your GHD's or your kids dirty nappies, DO NOT take photos of your mummy tummy while ur sitting on the loo! I do want you to show me your tits, I don't care if you're slim or athletic but I want to see your body shape so I can imagine it under me. Semi-revealing photos are pretty pointless, stand in front of the mirror, put a bit of an angle on it and lemme see what you've got. As for your profile, write as much or as little as you like but remember you are trying to impress so don't think "I always have a social first" or "I'm looking for more than one off's" is gonna get you far! When you find someone you like and you send that first message keep it brief, we bore easily. Bear in mind a guy on here can receive over 1 message a year and the longer he's active on the site the less appealing he becomes... Don't excite us too much. You will probably get a reply as men aren't rude, if you're not his type don't worry he will probably fuck you out of desperation anyway. So you don't need to make your message stand out, send him some pics to get his attention and get to the point, no need to be polite, tell him what you're interested in. Don't bother with a "Hows u?". Make sure to read his profile as if he can't accommodate he's definitely a cheater. He replied, great! Now you can get down to the nitty gritty of working out how nice a hotel he can afford, where he wants to cum and whether you have any better offers. Do take it up the arse and don't expect cuddles, good luck fabbers! Happy swinging xxx" Haha! | |||
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"Dear all males, Having been on the swinging scene for more years than I care to admit, as a single female and a party promoter, I am about to dispense some advice to you. Let's start with your pics, firstly, despite what you may think your cock is not the be-all and end-all. It's also unlikely that it's the most impressive I've ever seen, so please don't post 48000 photos of it - I'll only have to scroll through them all looking for one photo of what you actually look like. Sure, you can keep a dick pic on your profile, it is after all a vital part of your anatomy but for heaven's sake, pay some attention to what's in the background of your shot! I don't wanna see the inside of your pants or the bowl of your shitter, DO NOT take photos of your cock while ur sitting on the loo! I do want you to show me your build, I don't care if your fat or fit but I want to see your body shape so I can imagine it on top of me. Semi-revealing photos are really sexy, stand in front of the mirror, put a bit of an angle on it and lemme see that torso. As for your profile, write as much or as little as you like but remember you are trying to impress so don't think "looking for fun" or "I like banging arse" is gonna get you far! When you find someone you like and you send that first message, put a little personality in it. Bear in mind a lady on here can receive over 100 messages a day and the longer she's active on the site the more mails come in... It's hard to keep up. You might not get a reply, she's not being rude, you're just not for her. So make your message stand out, send her some pics to get her attention and get to the point, be polite but tell her what you're interested in. Don't bother with a "Hows u?". Make sure to read her profile, showing that you've taken the time to do so goes a long way. She replied, great! Now you can get down to the nitty gritty of working out what you want from each other and when, how and where your gonna get it. Stay respectful and decent, good luck fabbers! Happy swinging xxx" I'm a male therefore this post is meant for me... | |||
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"Jeezus it’s no wonder us solo females get a rep for being up our own arses. And I freely admit to being up mine
And. I like cock pictures so ignore the fucking righteous one and carry on conducting your profiles in whatever manner you see fit allowing the rest of us to pick, on our own (because we can you know) what we like
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"Dear all females, Having been on the swinging scene for as long as I've been married I am about to dispense some advice to you. Let's start with your pics, firstly, despite what you may think your lingerie is not the be-all and end-all. It's also unlikely that it's the most impressive I've ever seen, so please don't post 48000 photos of it - I'll only have to scroll through them all looking for one photo of what your vag actually looks like. Sure, you can keep a face pic on your profile, it is after all a vital part of your anatomy but for heaven's sake, pay some attention to what's in the background of your shot! I don't wanna see your GHD's or your kids dirty nappies, DO NOT take photos of your mummy tummy while ur sitting on the loo! I do want you to show me your tits, I don't care if you're slim or athletic but I want to see your body shape so I can imagine it under me. Semi-revealing photos are pretty pointless, stand in front of the mirror, put a bit of an angle on it and lemme see what you've got. As for your profile, write as much or as little as you like but remember you are trying to impress so don't think "I always have a social first" or "I'm looking for more than one off's" is gonna get you far! When you find someone you like and you send that first message keep it brief, we bore easily. Bear in mind a guy on here can receive over 1 message a year and the longer he's active on the site the less appealing he becomes... Don't excite us too much. You will probably get a reply as men aren't rude, if you're not his type don't worry he will probably fuck you out of desperation anyway. So you don't need to make your message stand out, send him some pics to get his attention and get to the point, no need to be polite, tell him what you're interested in. Don't bother with a "Hows u?". Make sure to read his profile as if he can't accommodate he's definitely a cheater. He replied, great! Now you can get down to the nitty gritty of working out how nice a hotel he can afford, where he wants to cum and whether you have any better offers. Do take it up the arse and don't expect cuddles, good luck fabbers! Happy swinging xxx" Nice attempt to even things out but,let's be honest here, it's not an even sided game. When did you last see a post from a woman complaining that she never receives any messages? Trying to impress? I'm not so sure. Should be prepared to take it in the ass and not expect a cuddle? I'm not so sure about that either. I've not checked the OPs profile but I bet,even with very few pics or a poor write up,she gets more offers than she can handle. Sorry guys,life's a bitch ain't it. | |||
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"Dear all females, Having been on the swinging scene for as long as I've been married I am about to dispense some advice to you. Let's start with your pics, firstly, despite what you may think your lingerie is not the be-all and end-all. It's also unlikely that it's the most impressive I've ever seen, so please don't post 48000 photos of it - I'll only have to scroll through them all looking for one photo of what your vag actually looks like. Sure, you can keep a face pic on your profile, it is after all a vital part of your anatomy but for heaven's sake, pay some attention to what's in the background of your shot! I don't wanna see your GHD's or your kids dirty nappies, DO NOT take photos of your mummy tummy while ur sitting on the loo! I do want you to show me your tits, I don't care if you're slim or athletic but I want to see your body shape so I can imagine it under me. Semi-revealing photos are pretty pointless, stand in front of the mirror, put a bit of an angle on it and lemme see what you've got. As for your profile, write as much or as little as you like but remember you are trying to impress so don't think "I always have a social first" or "I'm looking for more than one off's" is gonna get you far! When you find someone you like and you send that first message keep it brief, we bore easily. Bear in mind a guy on here can receive over 1 message a year and the longer he's active on the site the less appealing he becomes... Don't excite us too much. You will probably get a reply as men aren't rude, if you're not his type don't worry he will probably fuck you out of desperation anyway. So you don't need to make your message stand out, send him some pics to get his attention and get to the point, no need to be polite, tell him what you're interested in. Don't bother with a "Hows u?". Make sure to read his profile as if he can't accommodate he's definitely a cheater. He replied, great! Now you can get down to the nitty gritty of working out how nice a hotel he can afford, where he wants to cum and whether you have any better offers. Do take it up the arse and don't expect cuddles, good luck fabbers! Happy swinging xxx Nice attempt to even things out but,let's be honest here, it's not an even sided game. When did you last see a post from a woman complaining that she never receives any messages? Trying to impress? I'm not so sure. Should be prepared to take it in the ass and not expect a cuddle? I'm not so sure about that either. I've not checked the OPs profile but I bet,even with very few pics or a poor write up,she gets more offers than she can handle. Sorry guys,life's a bitch ain't it." yes it is but life's what u make it and it's a bit hypocritical to post advise you yourself don't follow don't you think | |||
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"Dear all females, Having been on the swinging scene for as long as I've been married I am about to dispense some advice to you. Let's start with your pics, firstly, despite what you may think your lingerie is not the be-all and end-all. It's also unlikely that it's the most impressive I've ever seen, so please don't post 48000 photos of it - I'll only have to scroll through them all looking for one photo of what your vag actually looks like. Sure, you can keep a face pic on your profile, it is after all a vital part of your anatomy but for heaven's sake, pay some attention to what's in the background of your shot! I don't wanna see your GHD's or your kids dirty nappies, DO NOT take photos of your mummy tummy while ur sitting on the loo! I do want you to show me your tits, I don't care if you're slim or athletic but I want to see your body shape so I can imagine it under me. Semi-revealing photos are pretty pointless, stand in front of the mirror, put a bit of an angle on it and lemme see what you've got. As for your profile, write as much or as little as you like but remember you are trying to impress so don't think "I always have a social first" or "I'm looking for more than one off's" is gonna get you far! When you find someone you like and you send that first message keep it brief, we bore easily. Bear in mind a guy on here can receive over 1 message a year and the longer he's active on the site the less appealing he becomes... Don't excite us too much. You will probably get a reply as men aren't rude, if you're not his type don't worry he will probably fuck you out of desperation anyway. So you don't need to make your message stand out, send him some pics to get his attention and get to the point, no need to be polite, tell him what you're interested in. Don't bother with a "Hows u?". Make sure to read his profile as if he can't accommodate he's definitely a cheater. He replied, great! Now you can get down to the nitty gritty of working out how nice a hotel he can afford, where he wants to cum and whether you have any better offers. Do take it up the arse and don't expect cuddles, good luck fabbers! Happy swinging xxx Nice attempt to even things out but,let's be honest here, it's not an even sided game. When did you last see a post from a woman complaining that she never receives any messages? Trying to impress? I'm not so sure. Should be prepared to take it in the ass and not expect a cuddle? I'm not so sure about that either. I've not checked the OPs profile but I bet,even with very few pics or a poor write up,she gets more offers than she can handle. Sorry guys,life's a bitch ain't it.yes it is but life's what u make it and it's a bit hypocritical to post advise you yourself don't follow don't you think" Not necessarily hypocritical. If she is inundated with offers and she is advising guys on how to stand out and succeed with her. She is not asking for profile advice and she is not complaining of a lack of attention. | |||
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"Dear all females, Having been on the swinging scene for as long as I've been married I am about to dispense some advice to you. Let's start with your pics, firstly, despite what you may think your lingerie is not the be-all and end-all. It's also unlikely that it's the most impressive I've ever seen, so please don't post 48000 photos of it - I'll only have to scroll through them all looking for one photo of what your vag actually looks like. Sure, you can keep a face pic on your profile, it is after all a vital part of your anatomy but for heaven's sake, pay some attention to what's in the background of your shot! I don't wanna see your GHD's or your kids dirty nappies, DO NOT take photos of your mummy tummy while ur sitting on the loo! I do want you to show me your tits, I don't care if you're slim or athletic but I want to see your body shape so I can imagine it under me. Semi-revealing photos are pretty pointless, stand in front of the mirror, put a bit of an angle on it and lemme see what you've got. As for your profile, write as much or as little as you like but remember you are trying to impress so don't think "I always have a social first" or "I'm looking for more than one off's" is gonna get you far! When you find someone you like and you send that first message keep it brief, we bore easily. Bear in mind a guy on here can receive over 1 message a year and the longer he's active on the site the less appealing he becomes... Don't excite us too much. You will probably get a reply as men aren't rude, if you're not his type don't worry he will probably fuck you out of desperation anyway. So you don't need to make your message stand out, send him some pics to get his attention and get to the point, no need to be polite, tell him what you're interested in. Don't bother with a "Hows u?". Make sure to read his profile as if he can't accommodate he's definitely a cheater. He replied, great! Now you can get down to the nitty gritty of working out how nice a hotel he can afford, where he wants to cum and whether you have any better offers. Do take it up the arse and don't expect cuddles, good luck fabbers! Happy swinging xxx Nice attempt to even things out but,let's be honest here, it's not an even sided game. When did you last see a post from a woman complaining that she never receives any messages? Trying to impress? I'm not so sure. Should be prepared to take it in the ass and not expect a cuddle? I'm not so sure about that either. I've not checked the OPs profile but I bet,even with very few pics or a poor write up,she gets more offers than she can handle. Sorry guys,life's a bitch ain't it.yes it is but life's what u make it and it's a bit hypocritical to post advise you yourself don't follow don't you think Not necessarily hypocritical. If she is inundated with offers and she is advising guys on how to stand out and succeed with her. She is not asking for profile advice and she is not complaining of a lack of attention. " to some it might strike that chord ,me personally it doesn't affect as I have a good response ratio which could be better but there's only so much cake you can eat if you get my meaning lol but I do get where she and yourself are coming from but I'm a firm believer of practice what you preach and if your telling people they need to do this and this to up your success rate then lead by example yourself,it's like telling people to go to clubs and socials but not being prepared to do it yourself lol x | |||
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"Dear all males, Having been on the swinging scene for more years than I care to admit, as a single female and a party promoter, I am about to dispense some advice to you. Let's start with your pics, firstly, despite what you may think your cock is not the be-all and end-all. It's also unlikely that it's the most impressive I've ever seen, so please don't post 48000 photos of it - I'll only have to scroll through them all looking for one photo of what you actually look like. Sure, you can keep a dick pic on your profile, it is after all a vital part of your anatomy but for heaven's sake, pay some attention to what's in the background of your shot! I don't wanna see the inside of your pants or the bowl of your shitter, DO NOT take photos of your cock while ur sitting on the loo! I do want you to show me your build, I don't care if your fat or fit but I want to see your body shape so I can imagine it on top of me. Semi-revealing photos are really sexy, stand in front of the mirror, put a bit of an angle on it and lemme see that torso. As for your profile, write as much or as little as you like but remember you are trying to impress so don't think "looking for fun" or "I like banging arse" is gonna get you far! When you find someone you like and you send that first message, put a little personality in it. Bear in mind a lady on here can receive over 100 messages a day and the longer she's active on the site the more mails come in... It's hard to keep up. You might not get a reply, she's not being rude, you're just not for her. So make your message stand out, send her some pics to get her attention and get to the point, be polite but tell her what you're interested in. Don't bother with a "Hows u?". Make sure to read her profile, showing that you've taken the time to do so goes a long way. She replied, great! Now you can get down to the nitty gritty of working out what you want from each other and when, how and where your gonna get it. Stay respectful and decent, good luck fabbers! Happy swinging xxx" HAHAHAHAHAHA what an absolute cockwobble of a post please go ahead and block me because I would never want to meet such a condescending self righteous person who would deign to tell another person what they should or should not have in their profile. | |||
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"Dear all females, Having been on the swinging scene for as long as I've been married I am about to dispense some advice to you. Let's start with your pics, firstly, despite what you may think your lingerie is not the be-all and end-all. It's also unlikely that it's the most impressive I've ever seen, so please don't post 48000 photos of it - I'll only have to scroll through them all looking for one photo of what your vag actually looks like. Sure, you can keep a face pic on your profile, it is after all a vital part of your anatomy but for heaven's sake, pay some attention to what's in the background of your shot! I don't wanna see your GHD's or your kids dirty nappies, DO NOT take photos of your mummy tummy while ur sitting on the loo! I do want you to show me your tits, I don't care if you're slim or athletic but I want to see your body shape so I can imagine it under me. Semi-revealing photos are pretty pointless, stand in front of the mirror, put a bit of an angle on it and lemme see what you've got. As for your profile, write as much or as little as you like but remember you are trying to impress so don't think "I always have a social first" or "I'm looking for more than one off's" is gonna get you far! When you find someone you like and you send that first message keep it brief, we bore easily. Bear in mind a guy on here can receive over 1 message a year and the longer he's active on the site the less appealing he becomes... Don't excite us too much. You will probably get a reply as men aren't rude, if you're not his type don't worry he will probably fuck you out of desperation anyway. So you don't need to make your message stand out, send him some pics to get his attention and get to the point, no need to be polite, tell him what you're interested in. Don't bother with a "Hows u?". Make sure to read his profile as if he can't accommodate he's definitely a cheater. He replied, great! Now you can get down to the nitty gritty of working out how nice a hotel he can afford, where he wants to cum and whether you have any better offers. Do take it up the arse and don't expect cuddles, good luck fabbers! Happy swinging xxx Nice attempt to even things out but,let's be honest here, it's not an even sided game. When did you last see a post from a woman complaining that she never receives any messages? Trying to impress? I'm not so sure. Should be prepared to take it in the ass and not expect a cuddle? I'm not so sure about that either. I've not checked the OPs profile but I bet,even with very few pics or a poor write up,she gets more offers than she can handle. Sorry guys,life's a bitch ain't it.yes it is but life's what u make it and it's a bit hypocritical to post advise you yourself don't follow don't you think Not necessarily hypocritical. If she is inundated with offers and she is advising guys on how to stand out and succeed with her. She is not asking for profile advice and she is not complaining of a lack of attention. to some it might strike that chord ,me personally it doesn't affect as I have a good response ratio which could be better but there's only so much cake you can eat if you get my meaning lol but I do get where she and yourself are coming from but I'm a firm believer of practice what you preach and if your telling people they need to do this and this to up your success rate then lead by example yourself,it's like telling people to go to clubs and socials but not being prepared to do it yourself lol x" Maybe the OP does not need to up her game,is all I'm saying. | |||
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"Dear all males, Having been on the swinging scene for more years than I care to admit, as a single female and a party promoter, I am about to dispense some advice to you. Let's start with your pics, firstly, despite what you may think your cock is not the be-all and end-all. It's also unlikely that it's the most impressive I've ever seen, so please don't post 48000 photos of it - I'll only have to scroll through them all looking for one photo of what you actually look like. Sure, you can keep a dick pic on your profile, it is after all a vital part of your anatomy but for heaven's sake, pay some attention to what's in the background of your shot! I don't wanna see the inside of your pants or the bowl of your shitter, DO NOT take photos of your cock while ur sitting on the loo! I do want you to show me your build, I don't care if your fat or fit but I want to see your body shape so I can imagine it on top of me. Semi-revealing photos are really sexy, stand in front of the mirror, put a bit of an angle on it and lemme see that torso. As for your profile, write as much or as little as you like but remember you are trying to impress so don't think "looking for fun" or "I like banging arse" is gonna get you far! When you find someone you like and you send that first message, put a little personality in it. Bear in mind a lady on here can receive over 100 messages a day and the longer she's active on the site the more mails come in... It's hard to keep up. You might not get a reply, she's not being rude, you're just not for her. So make your message stand out, send her some pics to get her attention and get to the point, be polite but tell her what you're interested in. Don't bother with a "Hows u?". Make sure to read her profile, showing that you've taken the time to do so goes a long way. She replied, great! Now you can get down to the nitty gritty of working out what you want from each other and when, how and where your gonna get it. Stay respectful and decent, good luck fabbers! Happy swinging xxx" I'm always respectful and decent thank you x | |||
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"Dear all males, Having been on the swinging scene for more years than I care to admit, as a single female and a party promoter, I am about to dispense some advice to you. Let's start with your pics, firstly, despite what you may think your cock is not the be-all and end-all. It's also unlikely that it's the most impressive I've ever seen, so please don't post 48000 photos of it - I'll only have to scroll through them all looking for one photo of what you actually look like. Sure, you can keep a dick pic on your profile, it is after all a vital part of your anatomy but for heaven's sake, pay some attention to what's in the background of your shot! I don't wanna see the inside of your pants or the bowl of your shitter, DO NOT take photos of your cock while ur sitting on the loo! I do want you to show me your build, I don't care if your fat or fit but I want to see your body shape so I can imagine it on top of me. Semi-revealing photos are really sexy, stand in front of the mirror, put a bit of an angle on it and lemme see that torso. As for your profile, write as much or as little as you like but remember you are trying to impress so don't think "looking for fun" or "I like banging arse" is gonna get you far! When you find someone you like and you send that first message, put a little personality in it. Bear in mind a lady on here can receive over 100 messages a day and the longer she's active on the site the more mails come in... It's hard to keep up. You might not get a reply, she's not being rude, you're just not for her. So make your message stand out, send her some pics to get her attention and get to the point, be polite but tell her what you're interested in. Don't bother with a "Hows u?". Make sure to read her profile, showing that you've taken the time to do so goes a long way. She replied, great! Now you can get down to the nitty gritty of working out what you want from each other and when, how and where your gonna get it. Stay respectful and decent, good luck fabbers! Happy swinging xxx" Shhhhh! Don't tell them everything | |||
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"Dear all males, Having been on the swinging scene for more years than I care to admit, as a single female and a party promoter, I am about to dispense some advice to you. Let's start with your pics, firstly, despite what you may think your cock is not the be-all and end-all. It's also unlikely that it's the most impressive I've ever seen, so please don't post 48000 photos of it - I'll only have to scroll through them all looking for one photo of what you actually look like. Sure, you can keep a dick pic on your profile, it is after all a vital part of your anatomy but for heaven's sake, pay some attention to what's in the background of your shot! I don't wanna see the inside of your pants or the bowl of your shitter, DO NOT take photos of your cock while ur sitting on the loo! I do want you to show me your build, I don't care if your fat or fit but I want to see your body shape so I can imagine it on top of me. Semi-revealing photos are really sexy, stand in front of the mirror, put a bit of an angle on it and lemme see that torso. As for your profile, write as much or as little as you like but remember you are trying to impress so don't think "looking for fun" or "I like banging arse" is gonna get you far! When you find someone you like and you send that first message, put a little personality in it. Bear in mind a lady on here can receive over 100 messages a day and the longer she's active on the site the more mails come in... It's hard to keep up. You might not get a reply, she's not being rude, you're just not for her. So make your message stand out, send her some pics to get her attention and get to the point, be polite but tell her what you're interested in. Don't bother with a "Hows u?". Make sure to read her profile, showing that you've taken the time to do so goes a long way. She replied, great! Now you can get down to the nitty gritty of working out what you want from each other and when, how and where your gonna get it. Stay respectful and decent, good luck fabbers! Happy swinging xxx" "All" Males? If you want people to stay respectful maybe start with not disrespecting them | |||
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"Dear all females, Having been on the swinging scene for as long as I've been married I am about to dispense some advice to you. Let's start with your pics, firstly, despite what you may think your lingerie is not the be-all and end-all. It's also unlikely that it's the most impressive I've ever seen, so please don't post 48000 photos of it - I'll only have to scroll through them all looking for one photo of what your vag actually looks like. Sure, you can keep a face pic on your profile, it is after all a vital part of your anatomy but for heaven's sake, pay some attention to what's in the background of your shot! I don't wanna see your GHD's or your kids dirty nappies, DO NOT take photos of your mummy tummy while ur sitting on the loo! I do want you to show me your tits, I don't care if you're slim or athletic but I want to see your body shape so I can imagine it under me. Semi-revealing photos are pretty pointless, stand in front of the mirror, put a bit of an angle on it and lemme see what you've got. As for your profile, write as much or as little as you like but remember you are trying to impress so don't think "I always have a social first" or "I'm looking for more than one off's" is gonna get you far! When you find someone you like and you send that first message keep it brief, we bore easily. Bear in mind a guy on here can receive over 1 message a year and the longer he's active on the site the less appealing he becomes... Don't excite us too much. You will probably get a reply as men aren't rude, if you're not his type don't worry he will probably fuck you out of desperation anyway. So you don't need to make your message stand out, send him some pics to get his attention and get to the point, no need to be polite, tell him what you're interested in. Don't bother with a "Hows u?". Make sure to read his profile as if he can't accommodate he's definitely a cheater. He replied, great! Now you can get down to the nitty gritty of working out how nice a hotel he can afford, where he wants to cum and whether you have any better offers. Do take it up the arse and don't expect cuddles, good luck fabbers! Happy swinging xxx"
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"Dear all males, Having been on the swinging scene for more years than I care to admit, as a single female and a party promoter, I am about to dispense some advice to you. Let's start with your pics, firstly, despite what you may think your cock is not the be-all and end-all. It's also unlikely that it's the most impressive I've ever seen, so please don't post 48000 photos of it - I'll only have to scroll through them all looking for one photo of what you actually look like. Sure, you can keep a dick pic on your profile, it is after all a vital part of your anatomy but for heaven's sake, pay some attention to what's in the background of your shot! I don't wanna see the inside of your pants or the bowl of your shitter, DO NOT take photos of your cock while ur sitting on the loo! I do want you to show me your build, I don't care if your fat or fit but I want to see your body shape so I can imagine it on top of me. Semi-revealing photos are really sexy, stand in front of the mirror, put a bit of an angle on it and lemme see that torso. As for your profile, write as much or as little as you like but remember you are trying to impress so don't think "looking for fun" or "I like banging arse" is gonna get you far! When you find someone you like and you send that first message, put a little personality in it. Bear in mind a lady on here can receive over 100 messages a day and the longer she's active on the site the more mails come in... It's hard to keep up. You might not get a reply, she's not being rude, you're just not for her. So make your message stand out, send her some pics to get her attention and get to the point, be polite but tell her what you're interested in. Don't bother with a "Hows u?". Make sure to read her profile, showing that you've taken the time to do so goes a long way. She replied, great! Now you can get down to the nitty gritty of working out what you want from each other and when, how and where your gonna get it. Stay respectful and decent, good luck fabbers! Happy swinging xxx "All" Males? If you want people to stay respectful maybe start with not disrespecting them" Hear hear. | |||
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"Do any men ever feel patronised with advice threads like this? I always think if the man has any nouse he would know how to get meets and the men who have less skills probably wouldn't be reading this anyway" Feel patronised? Not massively but the advice posts, especially the un asked for ones come across as patronising at times...like someone has finally turned up to show us the error of our out outdated and Neanderthal type ways. Thanks...so grateful | |||
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"About 10% of my public photos are my cock, the rest are made up of me in a suit, bum, torso, face, thighs For me that is a range of photos that may appeal to the wider range of people. A lot of people want to see torso and actually some women do want to see cock As a first message, i will see if they fit what I am looking for. One are they looking for single males and am I in age range. Then are they in south east or Manchester. If yes to both and something gets my attention in profile or photo then send a mail. " You haz a nice cock  | |||
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"I like to see a cock pic After I've had a night of sex I look at cock pics. I don't know why. The more you have the more you think of it
I think that's it. I'm still on a sex high from last night and I'm craving more. "your insatiable lol | |||
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"I did mean if someone was mailing us about a meet, but why not, go for it
Have two
Are you sending out dick pics?
I just have done yes "Are you being picky about who gets one? | |||
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I think that's it. I'm still on a sex high from last night and I'm craving more. your insatiable lol"Seriously, I'm thinking about messaging men myself, and I never do that. | |||
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"Do any men ever feel patronised with advice threads like this? I always think if the man has any nouse he would know how to get meets and the men who have less skills probably wouldn't be reading this anyway" My exact point x I'm a mountaineer , I can navigate without a map, and negotiate any terrain . This is because of experience , research and understanding Our biggest problem on a mountain is fucking. Sat nav Ok it tells an enthusiastic person how to get to the top , but not how to deal with the situations they may encounter or how to be dynamic in their navigation choices when confronted with the inevitable Unexpected . This leads to lots of problems x If a guy or girl cannot fathom how to write a profile that works for them , do they have the wit to understand the nuance of social interactions and empathic sensual play ? | |||
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"Do any men ever feel patronised with advice threads like this? I always think if the man has any nouse he would know how to get meets and the men who have less skills probably wouldn't be reading this anyway My exact point x I'm a mountaineer , I can navigate without a map, and negotiate any terrain . This is because of experience , research and understanding Our biggest problem on a mountain is fucking. Sat nav Ok it tells an enthusiastic person how to get to the top , but not how to deal with the situations they may encounter or how to be dynamic in their navigation choices when confronted with the inevitable Unexpected . This leads to lots of problems x If a guy or girl cannot fathom how to write a profile that works for them , do they have the wit to understand the nuance of social interactions and empathic sensual play ? " I like that analogy. | |||
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Have two
Are you sending out dick pics?
I just have done yes
Are you being picky about who gets one? "Are you asking? | |||
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I think that's it. I'm still on a sex high from last night and I'm craving more. your insatiable lol
Seriously, I'm thinking about messaging men myself, and I never do that. "well don't be shy lol I know your not xx | |||
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"Dear all females, Having been on the swinging scene for as long as I've been married I am about to dispense some advice to you. Let's start with your pics, firstly, despite what you may think your lingerie is not the be-all and end-all. It's also unlikely that it's the most impressive I've ever seen, so please don't post 48000 photos of it - I'll only have to scroll through them all looking for one photo of what your vag actually looks like. Sure, you can keep a face pic on your profile, it is after all a vital part of your anatomy but for heaven's sake, pay some attention to what's in the background of your shot! I don't wanna see your GHD's or your kids dirty nappies, DO NOT take photos of your mummy tummy while ur sitting on the loo! I do want you to show me your tits, I don't care if you're slim or athletic but I want to see your body shape so I can imagine it under me. Semi-revealing photos are pretty pointless, stand in front of the mirror, put a bit of an angle on it and lemme see what you've got. As for your profile, write as much or as little as you like but remember you are trying to impress so don't think "I always have a social first" or "I'm looking for more than one off's" is gonna get you far! When you find someone you like and you send that first message keep it brief, we bore easily. Bear in mind a guy on here can receive over 1 message a year and the longer he's active on the site the less appealing he becomes... Don't excite us too much. You will probably get a reply as men aren't rude, if you're not his type don't worry he will probably fuck you out of desperation anyway. So you don't need to make your message stand out, send him some pics to get his attention and get to the point, no need to be polite, tell him what you're interested in. Don't bother with a "Hows u?". Make sure to read his profile as if he can't accommodate he's definitely a cheater. He replied, great! Now you can get down to the nitty gritty of working out how nice a hotel he can afford, where he wants to cum and whether you have any better offers. Do take it up the arse and don't expect cuddles, good luck fabbers! Happy swinging xxx Nice attempt to even things out but,let's be honest here, it's not an even sided game. When did you last see a post from a woman complaining that she never receives any messages? Trying to impress? I'm not so sure. Should be prepared to take it in the ass and not expect a cuddle? I'm not so sure about that either. I've not checked the OPs profile but I bet,even with very few pics or a poor write up,she gets more offers than she can handle. Sorry guys,life's a bitch ain't it.yes it is but life's what u make it and it's a bit hypocritical to post advise you yourself don't follow don't you think Not necessarily hypocritical. If she is inundated with offers and she is advising guys on how to stand out and succeed with her. She is not asking for profile advice and she is not complaining of a lack of attention. " The chaps here aren't complaining either or asking for profile advice. | |||
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"Profile advice from someone with one crap picture and little text Sometimes you can’t make it up on here, genius
Yeah I had noticed that, think the OP needs to follow her own advice!"Oh, thought it was a guy. | |||
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"Do any men ever feel patronised with advice threads like this? I always think if the man has any nouse he would know how to get meets and the men who have less skills probably wouldn't be reading this anyway" I feel its more a here we go another woman slagging off all men post. What's in them is usually common sense. I just feel they are a poor attempt to mask the fact that the op gets too much crap. God knows why but I feel obliged to white knight my gender. I think one of my new years resolutions is going to be avoid this type of post. | |||
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"Dear all females, Having been on the swinging scene for as long as I've been married I am about to dispense some advice to you. Let's start with your pics, firstly, despite what you may think your lingerie is not the be-all and end-all. It's also unlikely that it's the most impressive I've ever seen, so please don't post 48000 photos of it - I'll only have to scroll through them all looking for one photo of what your vag actually looks like. Sure, you can keep a face pic on your profile, it is after all a vital part of your anatomy but for heaven's sake, pay some attention to what's in the background of your shot! I don't wanna see your GHD's or your kids dirty nappies, DO NOT take photos of your mummy tummy while ur sitting on the loo! I do want you to show me your tits, I don't care if you're slim or athletic but I want to see your body shape so I can imagine it under me. Semi-revealing photos are pretty pointless, stand in front of the mirror, put a bit of an angle on it and lemme see what you've got. As for your profile, write as much or as little as you like but remember you are trying to impress so don't think "I always have a social first" or "I'm looking for more than one off's" is gonna get you far! When you find someone you like and you send that first message keep it brief, we bore easily. Bear in mind a guy on here can receive over 1 message a year and the longer he's active on the site the less appealing he becomes... Don't excite us too much. You will probably get a reply as men aren't rude, if you're not his type don't worry he will probably fuck you out of desperation anyway. So you don't need to make your message stand out, send him some pics to get his attention and get to the point, no need to be polite, tell him what you're interested in. Don't bother with a "Hows u?". Make sure to read his profile as if he can't accommodate he's definitely a cheater. He replied, great! Now you can get down to the nitty gritty of working out how nice a hotel he can afford, where he wants to cum and whether you have any better offers. Do take it up the arse and don't expect cuddles, good luck fabbers! Happy swinging xxx" | |||
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"Dear all males, Having been on the swinging scene for more years than I care to admit, as a single female and a party promoter, I am about to dispense some advice to you. Let's start with your pics, firstly, despite what you may think your cock is not the be-all and end-all. It's also unlikely that it's the most impressive I've ever seen, so please don't post 48000 photos of it - I'll only have to scroll through them all looking for one photo of what you actually look like. Sure, you can keep a dick pic on your profile, it is after all a vital part of your anatomy but for heaven's sake, pay some attention to what's in the background of your shot! I don't wanna see the inside of your pants or the bowl of your shitter, DO NOT take photos of your cock while ur sitting on the loo! I do want you to show me your build, I don't care if your fat or fit but I want to see your body shape so I can imagine it on top of me. Semi-revealing photos are really sexy, stand in front of the mirror, put a bit of an angle on it and lemme see that torso. As for your profile, write as much or as little as you like but remember you are trying to impress so don't think "looking for fun" or "I like banging arse" is gonna get you far! When you find someone you like and you send that first message, put a little personality in it. Bear in mind a lady on here can receive over 100 messages a day and the longer she's active on the site the more mails come in... It's hard to keep up. You might not get a reply, she's not being rude, you're just not for her. So make your message stand out, send her some pics to get her attention and get to the point, be polite but tell her what you're interested in. Don't bother with a "Hows u?". Make sure to read her profile, showing that you've taken the time to do so goes a long way. She replied, great! Now you can get down to the nitty gritty of working out what you want from each other and when, how and where your gonna get it. Stay respectful and decent, good luck fabbers! Happy swinging xxx Excellent advice. Hope some guys heed it.
Absolutely awful advice ?
Why oh why on earth do you want any man who does not have the wit to work out how to craft their own profile to be , as you say on top of you ?
If you say , because the majority of profiles you read are poor then that is reflecting that the majority of men you decide to look at are not up to your standards and thus use it as a filter ?
The best and only advice I would suggest is ever given would be
Write a profile that reflects you and what you want
That's it then you as discerning ladies can make a choice hopefully dodging the bullet of the misrepresentative profile
If a man puts his cock on show that's fine , weird but fine as he will find those women rare as they maybe who like that kind of man , if due to desperation such a man does not show his cock , not only is he neglecting his target audience but misleading others x" I don't like profile advice. I want to meet the person that wrote it, not the person that just copied some 'perfect profile' and we have fuck all in common! | |||
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"Dear all males, Having been on the swinging scene for more years than I care to admit, as a single female and a party promoter, I am about to dispense some advice to you. Let's start with your pics, firstly, despite what you may think your cock is not the be-all and end-all. It's also unlikely that it's the most impressive I've ever seen, so please don't post 48000 photos of it - I'll only have to scroll through them all looking for one photo of what you actually look like. Sure, you can keep a dick pic on your profile, it is after all a vital part of your anatomy but for heaven's sake, pay some attention to what's in the background of your shot! I don't wanna see the inside of your pants or the bowl of your shitter, DO NOT take photos of your cock while ur sitting on the loo! I do want you to show me your build, I don't care if your fat or fit but I want to see your body shape so I can imagine it on top of me. Semi-revealing photos are really sexy, stand in front of the mirror, put a bit of an angle on it and lemme see that torso. As for your profile, write as much or as little as you like but remember you are trying to impress so don't think "looking for fun" or "I like banging arse" is gonna get you far! When you find someone you like and you send that first message, put a little personality in it. Bear in mind a lady on here can receive over 100 messages a day and the longer she's active on the site the more mails come in... It's hard to keep up. You might not get a reply, she's not being rude, you're just not for her. So make your message stand out, send her some pics to get her attention and get to the point, be polite but tell her what you're interested in. Don't bother with a "Hows u?". Make sure to read her profile, showing that you've taken the time to do so goes a long way. She replied, great! Now you can get down to the nitty gritty of working out what you want from each other and when, how and where your gonna get it. Stay respectful and decent, good luck fabbers! Happy swinging xxx Excellent advice. Hope some guys heed it.
Absolutely awful advice ?
Why oh why on earth do you want any man who does not have the wit to work out how to craft their own profile to be , as you say on top of you ?
If you say , because the majority of profiles you read are poor then that is reflecting that the majority of men you decide to look at are not up to your standards and thus use it as a filter ?
The best and only advice I would suggest is ever given would be
Write a profile that reflects you and what you want
That's it then you as discerning ladies can make a choice hopefully dodging the bullet of the misrepresentative profile
If a man puts his cock on show that's fine , weird but fine as he will find those women rare as they maybe who like that kind of man , if due to desperation such a man does not show his cock , not only is he neglecting his target audience but misleading others x
I don't like profile advice. I want to meet the person that wrote it, not the person that just copied some 'perfect profile' and we have fuck all in common! " | |||
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"Dear all males, Having been on the swinging scene for more years than I care to admit, as a single female and a party promoter, I am about to dispense some advice to you. Let's start with your pics, firstly, despite what you may think your cock is not the be-all and end-all. It's also unlikely that it's the most impressive I've ever seen, so please don't post 48000 photos of it - I'll only have to scroll through them all looking for one photo of what you actually look like. Sure, you can keep a dick pic on your profile, it is after all a vital part of your anatomy but for heaven's sake, pay some attention to what's in the background of your shot! I don't wanna see the inside of your pants or the bowl of your shitter, DO NOT take photos of your cock while ur sitting on the loo! I do want you to show me your build, I don't care if your fat or fit but I want to see your body shape so I can imagine it on top of me. Semi-revealing photos are really sexy, stand in front of the mirror, put a bit of an angle on it and lemme see that torso. As for your profile, write as much or as little as you like but remember you are trying to impress so don't think "looking for fun" or "I like banging arse" is gonna get you far! When you find someone you like and you send that first message, put a little personality in it. Bear in mind a lady on here can receive over 100 messages a day and the longer she's active on the site the more mails come in... It's hard to keep up. You might not get a reply, she's not being rude, you're just not for her. So make your message stand out, send her some pics to get her attention and get to the point, be polite but tell her what you're interested in. Don't bother with a "Hows u?". Make sure to read her profile, showing that you've taken the time to do so goes a long way. She replied, great! Now you can get down to the nitty gritty of working out what you want from each other and when, how and where your gonna get it. Stay respectful and decent, good luck fabbers! Happy swinging xxx" Good advice. | |||
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"And lasses ramming beer cans up there pussy I suppose lol The sign of elegance, dontcha know! "lol that's why I don't have pics over a toilet bowl or sky remote as you need to experience it first hand in person to appreciate it and I'm more than a cock I'm a well rounded individual and I mean intellectually not body wise lol | |||
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"Dear all females, Having been on the swinging scene for as long as I've been married I am about to dispense some advice to you. Let's start with your pics, firstly, despite what you may think your lingerie is not the be-all and end-all. It's also unlikely that it's the most impressive I've ever seen, so please don't post 48000 photos of it - I'll only have to scroll through them all looking for one photo of what your vag actually looks like. Sure, you can keep a face pic on your profile, it is after all a vital part of your anatomy but for heaven's sake, pay some attention to what's in the background of your shot! I don't wanna see your GHD's or your kids dirty nappies, DO NOT take photos of your mummy tummy while ur sitting on the loo! I do want you to show me your tits, I don't care if you're slim or athletic but I want to see your body shape so I can imagine it under me. Semi-revealing photos are pretty pointless, stand in front of the mirror, put a bit of an angle on it and lemme see what you've got. As for your profile, write as much or as little as you like but remember you are trying to impress so don't think "I always have a social first" or "I'm looking for more than one off's" is gonna get you far! When you find someone you like and you send that first message keep it brief, we bore easily. Bear in mind a guy on here can receive over 1 message a year and the longer he's active on the site the less appealing he becomes... Don't excite us too much. You will probably get a reply as men aren't rude, if you're not his type don't worry he will probably fuck you out of desperation anyway. So you don't need to make your message stand out, send him some pics to get his attention and get to the point, no need to be polite, tell him what you're interested in. Don't bother with a "Hows u?". Make sure to read his profile as if he can't accommodate he's definitely a cheater. He replied, great! Now you can get down to the nitty gritty of working out how nice a hotel he can afford, where he wants to cum and whether you have any better offers. Do take it up the arse and don't expect cuddles, good luck fabbers! Happy swinging xxx Nice attempt to even things out but,let's be honest here, it's not an even sided game. When did you last see a post from a woman complaining that she never receives any messages? Trying to impress? I'm not so sure. Should be prepared to take it in the ass and not expect a cuddle? I'm not so sure about that either. I've not checked the OPs profile but I bet,even with very few pics or a poor write up,she gets more offers than she can handle. Sorry guys,life's a bitch ain't it." My post was clearly poking fun at the OP but ok for arguments sake what is the difference between her post and mine? Why should she post her advice and I not post my advice? Not all guys need help on here, like the OP I also get more offers than I can handle. I wouldn't meet the OP and I wouldn't meet you based on your profiles, my post was giving ladies like you advice on how to attract guys like me. | |||
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"Do any men ever feel patronised with advice threads like this? I always think if the man has any nouse he would know how to get meets and the men who have less skills probably wouldn't be reading this anyway" You can say that again, but try being a single man on here... Just try it, create a profile as single guy, then come back and tell us how much your supposed standing out has got you... | |||
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"Dear men of Fab, don't read the above and think one woman speaks for all of us. Yours with pleasure. The Brain "
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"Dear all females, Having been on the swinging scene for as long as I've been married I am about to dispense some advice to you. Let's start with your pics, firstly, despite what you may think your lingerie is not the be-all and end-all. It's also unlikely that it's the most impressive I've ever seen, so please don't post 48000 photos of it - I'll only have to scroll through them all looking for one photo of what your vag actually looks like. Sure, you can keep a face pic on your profile, it is after all a vital part of your anatomy but for heaven's sake, pay some attention to what's in the background of your shot! I don't wanna see your GHD's or your kids dirty nappies, DO NOT take photos of your mummy tummy while ur sitting on the loo! I do want you to show me your tits, I don't care if you're slim or athletic but I want to see your body shape so I can imagine it under me. Semi-revealing photos are pretty pointless, stand in front of the mirror, put a bit of an angle on it and lemme see what you've got. As for your profile, write as much or as little as you like but remember you are trying to impress so don't think "I always have a social first" or "I'm looking for more than one off's" is gonna get you far! When you find someone you like and you send that first message keep it brief, we bore easily. Bear in mind a guy on here can receive over 1 message a year and the longer he's active on the site the less appealing he becomes... Don't excite us too much. You will probably get a reply as men aren't rude, if you're not his type don't worry he will probably fuck you out of desperation anyway. So you don't need to make your message stand out, send him some pics to get his attention and get to the point, no need to be polite, tell him what you're interested in. Don't bother with a "Hows u?". Make sure to read his profile as if he can't accommodate he's definitely a cheater. He replied, great! Now you can get down to the nitty gritty of working out how nice a hotel he can afford, where he wants to cum and whether you have any better offers. Do take it up the arse and don't expect cuddles, good luck fabbers! Happy swinging xxx" | |||
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So, there's still hope for us with cock pics then "Some days I trawl through pics looking for nice cock | |||
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"Dear all females, Having been on the swinging scene for as long as I've been married I am about to dispense some advice to you. Let's start with your pics, firstly, despite what you may think your lingerie is not the be-all and end-all. It's also unlikely that it's the most impressive I've ever seen, so please don't post 48000 photos of it - I'll only have to scroll through them all looking for one photo of what your vag actually looks like. Sure, you can keep a face pic on your profile, it is after all a vital part of your anatomy but for heaven's sake, pay some attention to what's in the background of your shot! I don't wanna see your GHD's or your kids dirty nappies, DO NOT take photos of your mummy tummy while ur sitting on the loo! I do want you to show me your tits, I don't care if you're slim or athletic but I want to see your body shape so I can imagine it under me. Semi-revealing photos are pretty pointless, stand in front of the mirror, put a bit of an angle on it and lemme see what you've got. As for your profile, write as much or as little as you like but remember you are trying to impress so don't think "I always have a social first" or "I'm looking for more than one off's" is gonna get you far! When you find someone you like and you send that first message keep it brief, we bore easily. Bear in mind a guy on here can receive over 1 message a year and the longer he's active on the site the less appealing he becomes... Don't excite us too much. You will probably get a reply as men aren't rude, if you're not his type don't worry he will probably fuck you out of desperation anyway. So you don't need to make your message stand out, send him some pics to get his attention and get to the point, no need to be polite, tell him what you're interested in. Don't bother with a "Hows u?". Make sure to read his profile as if he can't accommodate he's definitely a cheater. He replied, great! Now you can get down to the nitty gritty of working out how nice a hotel he can afford, where he wants to cum and whether you have any better offers. Do take it up the arse and don't expect cuddles, good luck fabbers! Happy swinging xxx" Hahaha pmsl almost spilt my tea reading this | |||
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"Dear men of Fab, don't read the above and think one woman speaks for all of us. Yours with pleasure. The Brain
So, there's still hope for us with cock pics then
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