FabSwingers.com forum: Naked window cleaner

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I got this thing on my mind , I'd like to go to a lady's house and wear only a window cleaners belt and clean her windows . Inside only at this time of year lol all I'd want is a nice smile and a decent coffe in return .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come and do mine any time but your to far away lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can come and do mine, my window cleaner fked off. There's only one problem, I live opposite a copper who might object to the sight of your bare arse up a ladder cleaning my windows. XXX

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You can come and do mine, my window cleaner fked off. There's only one problem, I live opposite a copper who might object to the sight of your bare arse up a ladder cleaning my windows. XXX"

I did say inside windows only this time of year due to cold weather

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By *he people watcher1Man
over a year ago

Greetland

"Come and do mine any time but your to far away lol"

Why don’t you let me be your window cleaner Sharon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive always fancied providing a naked ironing and hoovering service.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can come and clean mine any day of the week.

I'll answer the door with a smile and show you where the kettle and the coffee live.

You can also do my hoovering and ironing while I'm out at work.

Which day are you available?

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By *earboynottinghamMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

A bit cold isn’t it?

Brave guy hahaha.

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By *abrielle247Couple (FF)
over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria

We offer a maids service and had some naked fun too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've done some naked cleaning before the lady seemed to have fun watching me doing the hoovering with Henry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've experienced this but the other way round, I ended up giving the window cleaner an eye full.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've experienced this but the other way round, I ended up giving the window cleaner an eye full.

Lucky sod I would not fancy naked window cleaning in this weather you know what they say about Brass Monkeys and their balls

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By *ncebittenWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

I wouldn’t object only you’re too far away!

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By *vgloryholebs16TV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol.

Not a real lady but we are in the same town/city ..

clean mine any old time. Ax

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha am sure the little old lady opposite would live that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm up for doing this in west Yorkshire.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great idea!! I wonder how to advertise?!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shame you are too far away from me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm up for doing this in west Yorkshire."

Snap ha! Mind it's a big old place, I'm sure our 'rounds' won't overlap...

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I've experienced this but the other way round, I ended up giving the window cleaner an eye full.

Lucky sod I would not fancy naked window cleaning in this weather you know what they say about Brass Monkeys and their balls

I think you guys saying ‘it’s too cold to do it outside’ need to man up! Window cleaners are renowned for cleaning outside! Come on guys stop being big softies!

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By *hatterbox 2Couple
over a year ago

Wakefield

Im a female window cleaner x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Op clearly states "inside only "

Why does everyone keep banging on about the outside???

He's not offering outside!

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Op clearly states "inside only "

Why does everyone keep banging on about the outside???

He's not offering outside!"

True he’s not but there seems to be a demand for it.....mainly from women and has he refused?

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By *he people watcher1Man
over a year ago

Greetland

Let’s get this thread started again..

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By *exy fucker bikerMan
over a year ago

kent

"I got this thing on my mind , I'd like to go to a lady's house and wear only a window cleaners belt and clean her windows . Inside only at this time of year lol all I'd want is a nice smile and a decent coffe in return . "
come to mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i dont get it op

so your inside cleaning windows naked

so all the neighbours and people walking passed the clients house can see you ?

kids in street , ?

dont get it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Come and do mine any time but your to far away lol"

I’ll do yours

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By *he people watcher1Man
over a year ago

Greetland

How do we get this thread going again?!

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By *xMFM3sumsxxWoman
over a year ago

SouthWest Lancashire

"How do we get this thread going again?! "

Dunno, but i need some gardening doing. Cutting and trimming stuff mostly.

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By *he people watcher1Man
over a year ago

Greetland

"How do we get this thread going again?!

Dunno, but i need some gardening doing. Cutting and trimming stuff mostly."

Haha you might aswell leave it for winter now!

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By *xMFM3sumsxxWoman
over a year ago

SouthWest Lancashire

"How do we get this thread going again?!

Dunno, but i need some gardening doing. Cutting and trimming stuff mostly.

Haha you might aswell leave it for winter now! "

I'm worried about the coming 'storm' causing havoc like it did last time.

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By *he people watcher1Man
over a year ago

Greetland

Anybody need there windows cleaning?

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By *bonypoleaMan
over a year ago

dudley

Haha i where my carpenters belt on its own for fun with the misses x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need my windows cleaning n my bush trimming

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