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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

After we've fucked it's normally a case of dashing to the airing cupboard to get out a towel to place under the missus's fanny to catch the cum dripping out. Anyone have any better solutions to avoid making the bed all wet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let her lay there and relax and you clean her up with your tongue.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"After we've fucked it's normally a case of dashing to the airing cupboard to get out a towel to place under the missus's fanny to catch the cum dripping out. Anyone have any better solutions to avoid making the bed all wet "

Use the sofa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take her doggy and I’ll lie underneath her in a 69

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"After we've fucked it's normally a case of dashing to the airing cupboard to get out a towel to place under the missus's fanny to catch the cum dripping out. Anyone have any better solutions to avoid making the bed all wet "

put towel on bed before you start?

clean her up with your tongue?

have someone else on hand to clean her up with their tongue?

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Wear a condom?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

We keep a towel in the beside cabinet and lay it on the bed. I hate sleeping in a wet patch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"After we've fucked it's normally a case of dashing to the airing cupboard to get out a towel to place under the missus's fanny to catch the cum dripping out. Anyone have any better solutions to avoid making the bed all wet "

She could get up off the bed

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"After we've fucked it's normally a case of dashing to the airing cupboard to get out a towel to place under the missus's fanny to catch the cum dripping out. Anyone have any better solutions to avoid making the bed all wet

She could get up off the bed "

Yep but then it would drip all over the bedroom carpet

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By *esparate danMan
over a year ago

glasgow

Yep ..you need a guzzler

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Get someone else to clean her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Box of tissues by the bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i heard a wet and dry vacuum cleaner works wonders

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cork?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is licking or having someone lick it clean afterwards really this popular?

I really can’t see the appeal and find the whole idea pretty repulsive to be honest

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By *inkyChrissy99TV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol


"Let her lay there and relax and you clean her up with your tongue. "

Exactly this... Wherw are your manners

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By *ryme_gyMan
over a year ago

Grimsby


"Let her lay there and relax and you clean her up with your tongue.

Exactly this... Wherw are your manners "

This, if you don’t fancy it I would volunteer my mouth. Yummy.

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By *oubyLoverWoman
over a year ago

East Yorkshire


"Is licking or having someone lick it clean afterwards really this popular?

I really can’t see the appeal and find the whole idea pretty repulsive to be honest "

Do you cum in a woman's mouth? Just the same thing...but the shoes on the other foot

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By *lderukmale2005Man
over a year ago

basingstoke


"Let her lay there and relax and you clean her up with your tongue. "

I agree, it’s such fun too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get yourself a sniviling cuck and order him to clean it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

waterproof mattress protector

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By *elnkazCouple
over a year ago

cheshire

We usually have loo roll at side of bed if not quick dash to loo for wash..k

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is licking or having someone lick it clean afterwards really this popular?

I really can’t see the appeal and find the whole idea pretty repulsive to be honest

Do you cum in a woman's mouth? Just the same thing...but the shoes on the other foot "

Out of about 20 women, 3 have actually asked for it. It’s not something I’d ever ask for on a meet.

I’ve met with several couples but don’t do BB so can’t really comment on it’s wanting to clean up afterwards, but there’s never been any hint of them wanting to either.

What I read on the forums doesn’t come anywhere near my own experience which is mostly playing in clubs so there’s more than enough opportunity to see/hear about it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is licking or having someone lick it clean afterwards really this popular?

I really can’t see the appeal and find the whole idea pretty repulsive to be honest

Do you cum in a woman's mouth? Just the same thing...but the shoes on the other foot "

Well said

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By *unguya2zMan
over a year ago

coventry..ish


"Let her lay there and relax and you clean her up with your tongue. "

My thoughts exactly.

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By *3PKMan
over a year ago

near windsor


"Box of tissues by the bed. "

Yes this is surely the normal way?

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By *ocialSmocialMan
over a year ago

South West

Plenty of curtains around....

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By *ettyboop61Woman
over a year ago

St Neots


"We keep a towel in the beside cabinet and lay it on the bed. I hate sleeping in a wet patch."

Like this we do the same..... I always get the wet patch

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

Have her ride you Cowgirl style... then when done she can hotch up your chest and sit on your face and be licked clean...

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

Get her to wear a tena lady pad ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have her ride you Cowgirl style... then when done she can hotch up your chest and sit on your face and be licked clean... "

Good idea. We'll try it

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough


"Have her ride you Cowgirl style... then when done she can hotch up your chest and sit on your face and be licked clean...

Good idea. We'll try it"

Let us know how you get on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Let her lay there and relax and you clean her up with your tongue. "

I would do that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get her to clench then go to the toilet and squeeze it out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get her to clench then go to the toilet and squeeze it out "

A.K.A

The cum run

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get her to clench then go to the toilet and squeeze it out

A.K.A

The cum run

"

Basically hahaha

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By *oubyLoverWoman
over a year ago

East Yorkshire


"Get her to clench then go to the toilet and squeeze it out

A.K.A

The cum run

Basically hahaha "

I prefer to be reminded of the hot time I've had by feeling it dribble out...and run down my leg

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"Box of tissues by the bed.

Yes this is surely the normal way? "

We're on fab nothing is normal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do what my hubby loves doing xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Waterproof picnic blanket with a towel over it, tissues and or baby wipes too.

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By *icky_tvLondonTV/TS
over a year ago

london


"After we've fucked it's normally a case of dashing to the airing cupboard to get out a towel to place under the missus's fanny to catch the cum dripping out. Anyone have any better solutions to avoid making the bed all wet "

Is she any good at handstands?

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By *inkyJamesMan
over a year ago

80020 Broomfield

I totally lick every bit of the mess off of Vickies entire raw body but then I know I would leave another big mess soon after, so we could Waller and rub around in in eahothers total orgasmic wetness for a very long wile, before I cleaned it up once again as Im recovering for round 3

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By *inkyJamesMan
over a year ago

80020 Broomfield

That's such a great suggestion

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Have a wet-n-dry vac on standby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like a few have said. Spread her legs, get down there and suck it and lick it all out of her...make sure you share it though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking to clean the missus up after 5 BBC have unloaded in her. Got wood just writing this.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thanks everyone...think we're going to have to go with the cowgirl idea or, well, i'm just going to have to get down there and clean it up myself.

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By *asil and SybilCouple
over a year ago

Here,there and everywhere.

A gentleman should always make sure she's cleaned scrupulously with his tongue.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have a wet-n-dry vac on standby "

oi i said that earlier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had no idea this was a problem, I always have to use the bathroom after and then wash, if we've gone a couple of times then I might wear knickers to bed.

And I'm another one that doesn't expect to licked clean either.

Ginger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let her go on top and let her drip it back on to you while you finger her and feel how sloppy it is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is licking or having someone lick it clean afterwards really this popular?

I really can’t see the appeal and find the whole idea pretty repulsive to be honest

Do you cum in a woman's mouth? Just the same thing...but the shoes on the other foot

Well said "

I like you - dirty girl lol x

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By *inkyLondonpairCouple
over a year ago

London

Is this really a problem? Doesn't it rather spoil the post coital glow if you immediately start reaching for tissues or rushing off to the bathroom.

So you get a bit of a wet patch? So what. Your body warmth will soon dry it.

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By *htcMan
over a year ago

MK

tissues by bed, misses normally before takes some out and puts under pillow. ready

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buy a cumpanion and keep it at the side of your bed or her lay on it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love doing that

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