FabSwingers.com forum: Help or Advice

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Help, I have been on here for a short while, but I'm slightly perplexed regarding something !!!

I fully read profiles, I'm never pushy, I'm honest, but nothing at all, no serious interest.

I have checked and re-read my profile I have been as honest as I possibly can be, maybe it is the fact I have no profile picture, but I'm not wanting to put a face picture up and also I'm sure cock shots are a defo of putting and a no go for most people.

So could someone give me some words of advice or some pointers, I'm sure you have all seen this before though.

Cheers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No pics, married......and you need to ask??????

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Being married is going to be an issue for a good few and you will need to respect and accept that.

However, there are people who will meet up and play with married guys, there are a few married ladies playing on here... select who you write to by ensuring you read the profiles fully.

There are people for everyone on here, it is all about the approach you take to it.

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I could give you some pointers.

But I'd be accused of hijacking the thread and then the whole "married men shouldn't be cheating" brigade would pitch up. En masse.

Quickly followed by the "live and let live" freedom fighters.

Not to mention the Liberal Democrats of swinging, the "what if his wife tragically lost her fanny in a bizarre domestic accident and can't have sex anymore, we just don't know the full facts" types.

A 'debate' would ensure.

At some point between posts 70-90 a Moderator will appear, as if by magic, and remind everyone of the forum rules.

By now though they won't even be talking about you. Or your profile. Or your marital status.

It'll be people ripping lumps out of each other over whether bi-curious men are really rampant poofs, or just straight guys who'll suck a bit of hubby cock to get to some wifey pussy.

Or possibly whether Hartlepool will ever win the F.A cup.

The point being that it's around this point that the whole thing will have degenerated into a positively Bacchanalian orgy of slagging, sniping, bitching. And whining. Always the whining.

By now the word 'clique' will have appeared. Accusations of membership will be made. And denied.

Snipers will show up. And snipe. From the sidelines. It’s what they do.

Pm’s will be sent and received.

Reputations will be made and lost. Battle lines will be drawn.

And just as it's getting interesting, the thread will be pulled with a simple, yet authoritative 'that's enough' from a world weary Mod. (imagine being in an orgasmic situation where it's 'all hands to the pump it's time to blow' and then having to stop the flow - it's kinda like that)

But you’d be no further forward in trying to get some action.

So it’s best I don’t say anything.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I could give you some pointers.

But I'd be accused of hijacking the thread and then the whole "married men shouldn't be cheating" brigade would pitch up. En masse.

Quickly followed by the "live and let live" freedom fighters.

Not to mention the Liberal Democrats of swinging, the "what if his wife tragically lost her fanny in a bizarre domestic accident and can't have sex anymore, we just don't know the full facts" types.

A 'debate' would ensure.

At some point between posts 70-90 a Moderator will appear, as if by magic, and remind everyone of the forum rules.

By now though they won't even be talking about you. Or your profile. Or your marital status.

It'll be people ripping lumps out of each other over whether bi-curious men are really rampant poofs, or just straight guys who'll suck a bit of hubby cock to get to some wifey pussy.

Or possibly whether Hartlepool will ever win the F.A cup.

The point being that it's around this point that the whole thing will have degenerated into a positively Bacchanalian orgy of slagging, sniping, bitching. And whining. Always the whining.

By now the word 'clique' will have appeared. Accusations of membership will be made. And denied.

Snipers will show up. And snipe. From the sidelines. It’s what they do.

Pm’s will be sent and received.

Reputations will be made and lost. Battle lines will be drawn.

But you’d be no further forward in trying to get some action.

So it’s best I don’t say anything.

My friend may I be the first to say.........

"I wish I had written that!"

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

"I could give you some pointers.

But I'd be accused of hijacking the thread and then the whole "married men shouldn't be cheating" brigade would pitch up. En masse.

Quickly followed by the "live and let live" freedom fighters.

Not to mention the Liberal Democrats of swinging, the "what if his wife tragically lost her fanny in a bizarre domestic accident and can't have sex anymore, we just don't know the full facts" types.

A 'debate' would ensure.

At some point between posts 70-90 a Moderator will appear, as if by magic, and remind everyone of the forum rules.

By now though they won't even be talking about you. Or your profile. Or your marital status.

It'll be people ripping lumps out of each other over whether bi-curious men are really rampant poofs, or just straight guys who'll suck a bit of hubby cock to get to some wifey pussy.

Or possibly whether Hartlepool will ever win the F.A cup.

The point being that it's around this point that the whole thing will have degenerated into a positively Bacchanalian orgy of slagging, sniping, bitching. And whining. Always the whining.

By now the word 'clique' will have appeared. Accusations of membership will be made. And denied.

Snipers will show up. And snipe. From the sidelines. It’s what they do.

Pm’s will be sent and received.

Reputations will be made and lost. Battle lines will be drawn.

But you’d be no further forward in trying to get some action.

So it’s best I don’t say anything.

OP, avoiding(i hope ) the above, its a numbers game, you already have 2 strikes against you,so it is going to be more difficult,and single men with face pics have to work at getting meets.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I could give you some pointers.

But I'd be accused of hijacking the thread and then the whole "married men shouldn't be cheating" brigade would pitch up. En masse.

Quickly followed by the "live and let live" freedom fighters.

Not to mention the Liberal Democrats of swinging, the "what if his wife tragically lost her fanny in a bizarre domestic accident and can't have sex anymore, we just don't know the full facts" types.

A 'debate' would ensure.

At some point between posts 70-90 a Moderator will appear, as if by magic, and remind everyone of the forum rules.

By now though they won't even be talking about you. Or your profile. Or your marital status.

It'll be people ripping lumps out of each other over whether bi-curious men are really rampant poofs, or just straight guys who'll suck a bit of hubby cock to get to some wifey pussy.

Or possibly whether Hartlepool will ever win the F.A cup.

The point being that it's around this point that the whole thing will have degenerated into a positively Bacchanalian orgy of slagging, sniping, bitching. And whining. Always the whining.

By now the word 'clique' will have appeared. Accusations of membership will be made. And denied.

Snipers will show up. And snipe. From the sidelines. It’s what they do.

Pm’s will be sent and received.

Reputations will be made and lost. Battle lines will be drawn.

But you’d be no further forward in trying to get some action.

So it’s best I don’t say anything.

so funny, yet soooo true lol (shit, now i'm one of those that do not even mention the op) ahem, ummmmm, be patient!!!

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I'll help the poor bugger as nobody else is going to...

Dear OP, take this or leave it, but you asked:

Get a photo. Of anything. Your big toe if you want, but a pic is better than no pic. Every time.

Take your profile text and space it correctly.

Use capital letters at the start of sentences.

Don't put a whiny the whiner line in "current status". Ever.

Put something funny, put something interesting, put something thoughtful. Put the opening figures for the fucking Dow Jones if you want.

But don't whine. Whining will not get you laid. (just ask my ex-wife)

Try that for a starter.

(as an alternative to a pic of your big toe, if you use your cock as a one man high reach window cleaning pole, get a pic of that up)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thank you for your honest responses, I cannot ask for more than that, but thanks and for the last comment, note taken.

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By *ILLY aka SirslagWoman
over a year ago

Land of the Prince Bishops

[Removed by poster at 14/09/11 00:25:23]

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Why do so many people use that 'user no longer on site' username?

Almost everyone I give good common-sense advice to changes their name to that.

How very odd.

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By *im halpertMan
over a year ago

redditch

no pic and you are passed by ,simple fact

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"Thank you for your honest responses, I cannot ask for more than that, but thanks and for the last comment, note taken."

Respect to you for coming back and posting before leaving.

Many don't.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I could give you some pointers.

But I'd be accused of hijacking the thread and then the whole "married men shouldn't be cheating" brigade would pitch up. En masse.

Quickly followed by the "live and let live" freedom fighters.

Not to mention the Liberal Democrats of swinging, the "what if his wife tragically lost her fanny in a bizarre domestic accident and can't have sex anymore, we just don't know the full facts" types.

A 'debate' would ensure.

At some point between posts 70-90 a Moderator will appear, as if by magic, and remind everyone of the forum rules.

By now though they won't even be talking about you. Or your profile. Or your marital status.

It'll be people ripping lumps out of each other over whether bi-curious men are really rampant poofs, or just straight guys who'll suck a bit of hubby cock to get to some wifey pussy.

Or possibly whether Hartlepool will ever win the F.A cup.

The point being that it's around this point that the whole thing will have degenerated into a positively Bacchanalian orgy of slagging, sniping, bitching. And whining. Always the whining.

By now the word 'clique' will have appeared. Accusations of membership will be made. And denied.

Snipers will show up. And snipe. From the sidelines. It’s what they do.

Pm’s will be sent and received.

Reputations will be made and lost. Battle lines will be drawn.

But you’d be no further forward in trying to get some action.

So it’s best I don’t say anything.

oh thats just too funny

trying to work out where i fit into all that lot and i hate to admit it i think its the liberal bit but shhhhhh don't tell Mr B he would gloat that he was right all along and i am a bleeding heart liberal gawd i hate it when he is right

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By *herokee18Couple
over a year ago

Carlisle

[Removed by poster at 14/09/11 17:33:47]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 14/09/11 17:33:47]"
(user no longer on site)lol he left

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By *herokee18Couple
over a year ago

Carlisle

"I could give you some pointers.

But I'd be accused of hijacking the thread and then the whole "married men shouldn't be cheating" brigade would pitch up. En masse.

Quickly followed by the "live and let live" freedom fighters.

Not to mention the Liberal Democrats of swinging, the "what if his wife tragically lost her fanny in a bizarre domestic accident and can't have sex anymore, we just don't know the full facts" types.

A 'debate' would ensure.

At some point between posts 70-90 a Moderator will appear, as if by magic, and remind everyone of the forum rules.

By now though they won't even be talking about you. Or your profile. Or your marital status.

It'll be people ripping lumps out of each other over whether bi-curious men are really rampant poofs, or just straight guys who'll suck a bit of hubby cock to get to some wifey pussy.

Or possibly whether Hartlepool will ever win the F.A cup.

The point being that it's around this point that the whole thing will have degenerated into a positively Bacchanalian orgy of slagging, sniping, bitching. And whining. Always the whining.

By now the word 'clique' will have appeared. Accusations of membership will be made. And denied.

Snipers will show up. And snipe. From the sidelines. It’s what they do.

Pm’s will be sent and received.

Reputations will be made and lost. Battle lines will be drawn.

But you’d be no further forward in trying to get some action.

So it’s best I don’t say anything.

You forgot the free radicals

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By *herokee18Couple
over a year ago

Carlisle

"[Removed by poster at 14/09/11 17:33:47](user no longer on site)lol he left"

No just cocked up my witty comment!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh well - another one who changed his nick to "user not longer on site"

its a famous nick!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll help the poor bugger as nobody else is going to...

Dear OP, take this or leave it, but you asked:

Get a photo. Of anything. Your big toe if you want, but a pic is better than no pic. Every time.

Take your profile text and space it correctly.

Use capital letters at the start of sentences.

Don't put a whiny the whiner line in "current status". Ever.

Put something funny, put something interesting, put something thoughtful. Put the opening figures for the fucking Dow Jones if you want.

But don't whine. Whining will not get you laid. (just ask my ex-wife)

Try that for a starter.

(as an alternative to a pic of your big toe, if you use your cock as a one man high reach window cleaning pole, get a pic of that up)

lol love.it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

he/she probably got new profile lol

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

You forgot the free radicals

NOBODY speaks to them. They're bastards.

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"I could give you some pointers.

But I'd be accused of hijacking the thread and then the whole "married men shouldn't be cheating" brigade would pitch up. En masse.

Quickly followed by the "live and let live" freedom fighters.

Not to mention the Liberal Democrats of swinging, the "what if his wife tragically lost her fanny in a bizarre domestic accident and can't have sex anymore, we just don't know the full facts" types.

A 'debate' would ensure.

At some point between posts 70-90 a Moderator will appear, as if by magic, and remind everyone of the forum rules.

By now though they won't even be talking about you. Or your profile. Or your marital status.

It'll be people ripping lumps out of each other over whether bi-curious men are really rampant poofs, or just straight guys who'll suck a bit of hubby cock to get to some wifey pussy.

Or possibly whether Hartlepool will ever win the F.A cup.

The point being that it's around this point that the whole thing will have degenerated into a positively Bacchanalian orgy of slagging, sniping, bitching. And whining. Always the whining.

By now the word 'clique' will have appeared. Accusations of membership will be made. And denied.

Snipers will show up. And snipe. From the sidelines. It’s what they do.

Pm’s will be sent and received.

Reputations will be made and lost. Battle lines will be drawn.

But you’d be no further forward in trying to get some action.

So it’s best I don’t say anything.

brilliant, love it

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

seems his wife found out about his hobby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

best post ever award goes to the funny man..

Comedy jay-ne-us

and as a pointer read his profile and posts.

Read it and weep single guys bitching about no meets.

Because i wouldnt be suprised if he having a great time on fab...

Some people get it....some people don't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

anyone think hartlepool might win the cup this year?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"anyone think hartlepool might win the cup this year?"

That was the funniest bit of one of the funniest posts I have seen for ages!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can we have s seperate forum section for guys moaning about no meets.........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Help, I have been on here for a short while, but I'm slightly perplexed regarding something !!!

I fully read profiles, I'm never pushy, I'm honest, but nothing at all, no serious interest.

So could someone give me some words of advice or some pointers, I'm sure you have all seen this before though.

Cheers"

honest advice !!!

your profile is crap no pic so what the fuck do you expect!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I could give you some pointers.

But I'd be accused of hijacking the thread and then the whole "married men shouldn't be cheating" brigade would pitch up. En masse.

Quickly followed by the "live and let live" freedom fighters.

Not to mention the Liberal Democrats of swinging, the "what if his wife tragically lost her fanny in a bizarre domestic accident and can't have sex anymore, we just don't know the full facts" types.

A 'debate' would ensure.

At some point between posts 70-90 a Moderator will appear, as if by magic, and remind everyone of the forum rules.

By now though they won't even be talking about you. Or your profile. Or your marital status.

It'll be people ripping lumps out of each other over whether bi-curious men are really rampant poofs, or just straight guys who'll suck a bit of hubby cock to get to some wifey pussy.

Or possibly whether Hartlepool will ever win the F.A cup.

The point being that it's around this point that the whole thing will have degenerated into a positively Bacchanalian orgy of slagging, sniping, bitching. And whining. Always the whining.

By now the word 'clique' will have appeared. Accusations of membership will be made. And denied.

Snipers will show up. And snipe. From the sidelines. It’s what they do.

Pm’s will be sent and received.

Reputations will be made and lost. Battle lines will be drawn.

But you’d be no further forward in trying to get some action.

So it’s best I don’t say anything.

My friend may I be the first to say.........

"I wish I had written that!""

I was surprised to note you hadn't!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How did I miss this?

Cheers for the laugh Sensy ... have had a shitty day and that has to be the best laugh I've had in ages. xxx

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

"Help, I have been on here for a short while, but I'm slightly perplexed regarding something !!!

I fully read profiles, I'm never pushy, I'm honest, but nothing at all, no serious interest.

So could someone give me some words of advice or some pointers, I'm sure you have all seen this before though.

Cheers

honest advice !!!

your profile is crap no pic so what the fuck do you expect!!!!!

ohhh dont critise pics...you get a holiday for that

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