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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I can’t cry

:’(

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let me wipe that tear from your eye

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It’s my favourite emoji after this one

And of course

:’(

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I can Santa

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

But it’s just not the same :’(

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

that's the saddest news

I'll post one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" that's the saddest news

I'll post one

"

Hmmmmm :’(

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll shed a tear for your lose too Rachel

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 08/11/17 13:20:58]

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll shed a tear for your lose too Rachel

Fuzz"

Everyone else’s still seems to work

:’(

Perhaps.......

I’ve become a heartless bitch overnight

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By *wisted2000Woman
over a year ago

under my rock cleethorpes

I still can’t figure how to do all these extra ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll shed a tear for your lose too Rachel

Fuzz

Everyone else’s still seems to work

:’(

Perhaps.......

I’ve become a heartless bitch overnight "

Check your tear ducts aren't blocked or missing

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll shed a tear for your lose too Rachel

Fuzz

Everyone else’s still seems to work

:’(

Perhaps.......

I’ve become a heartless bitch overnight

Check your tear ducts aren't blocked or missing

Fuzz"

I’ll get a pin.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ooooooowww. Fuuuuuck

:’(

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Nope. Not fixed it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I may have got to the bottom of this rather serious problem...........

My apostrophe has changed shape

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's going on?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I may have got to the bottom of this rather serious problem...........

My apostrophe has changed shape "

Oh yea. You want this one '

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What's going on?

"

My apostrophe has let me down and I can’t cry no more :’(

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's going on?

My apostrophe has let me down and I can’t cry no more :’("

Have you changed phones?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What's going on?

My apostrophe has let me down and I can’t cry no more :’(

Have you changed phones? "

Nope. It must have been an update.

Last one was called the RBAHB update.

I think that stands for Rachael becomes a heartless bitch update. :’(

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can’t cry

:’("

I can’t cry either, it’s since the last iOS update

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can’t cry

:’(

I can’t cry either, it’s since the last iOS update "

I thought I was the only girl who’d had her heart removed.

Yay. I’m not alone.

Shall we watch a good weepy film together and proudly not cry? :’(

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can’t cry

:’(

I can’t cry either, it’s since the last iOS update

I thought I was the only girl who’d had her heart removed.

Yay. I’m not alone.

Shall we watch a good weepy film together and proudly not cry? :’("

Yes, I feel a duvet day

I can cry through copy and paste though

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can’t cry

:’(

I can’t cry either, it’s since the last iOS update

I thought I was the only girl who’d had her heart removed.

Yay. I’m not alone.

Shall we watch a good weepy film together and proudly not cry? :’(

Yes, I feel a duvet day

I can cry through copy and paste though "

See; that’s what I’ve had to resort to. Crocodile tears though, don’t you think?

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By *ultry SuccubusTV/TS
over a year ago

London

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can’t cry

:’(

I can’t cry either, it’s since the last iOS update

I thought I was the only girl who’d had her heart removed.

Yay. I’m not alone.

Shall we watch a good weepy film together and proudly not cry? :’(

Yes, I feel a duvet day

I can cry through copy and paste though

See; that’s what I’ve had to resort to. Crocodile tears though, don’t you think? "

They aren’t my tears as my phone doesn’t allow it anymore

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can’t cry

:’(

I can’t cry either, it’s since the last iOS update

I thought I was the only girl who’d had her heart removed.

Yay. I’m not alone.

Shall we watch a good weepy film together and proudly not cry? :’(

Yes, I feel a duvet day

I can cry through copy and paste though

See; that’s what I’ve had to resort to. Crocodile tears though, don’t you think?

They aren’t my tears as my phone doesn’t allow it anymore "

Exactly.

I’m going to have to change my whole attitude on here now. I’ve tried so hard to be my usual emphatic self but apple have other ideas for me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


""

Show off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can’t cry

:’(

I can’t cry either, it’s since the last iOS update

I thought I was the only girl who’d had her heart removed.

Yay. I’m not alone.

Shall we watch a good weepy film together and proudly not cry? :’(

Yes, I feel a duvet day

I can cry through copy and paste though

See; that’s what I’ve had to resort to. Crocodile tears though, don’t you think?

They aren’t my tears as my phone doesn’t allow it anymore

Exactly.

I’m going to have to change my whole attitude on here now. I’ve tried so hard to be my usual emphatic self but apple have other ideas for me. "

Hehe no more tears for us!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can’t cry

:’(

I can’t cry either, it’s since the last iOS update

I thought I was the only girl who’d had her heart removed.

Yay. I’m not alone.

Shall we watch a good weepy film together and proudly not cry? :’(

Yes, I feel a duvet day

I can cry through copy and paste though

See; that’s what I’ve had to resort to. Crocodile tears though, don’t you think?

They aren’t my tears as my phone doesn’t allow it anymore

Exactly.

I’m going to have to change my whole attitude on here now. I’ve tried so hard to be my usual emphatic self but apple have other ideas for me.

Hehe no more tears for us! "

I like a good cry though.

You mean I’m going to have to stick to grinning inanely?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can’t cry

:’("

I can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can’t cry

:’(

I can "

be gone crying lady. This is serious business here, we have to steal tears if we want to cry

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can’t cry

:’(

I can

be gone crying lady. This is serious business here, we have to steal tears if we want to cry "

We can’t be the only ones with this problem. I kept deleting my hysterically funny posts because they were ruined by an improper cry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nope. Not fixed it "

I'm not surprised. Sticking things in you eye is going to hurt.

You're supposed to gag on something until you eyes water

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nope. Not fixed it

I'm not surprised. Sticking things in you eye is going to hurt.

You're supposed to gag on something until you eyes water

Fuzz"

That’s the better way to do it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nope. Not fixed it

I'm not surprised. Sticking things in you eye is going to hurt.

You're supposed to gag on something until you eyes water

Fuzz

That’s the better way to do it. "

Ok. I’ll give it a go.

I need volunteers please gents. Really well hung please. I don’t gag on the ones you claim are 8”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nope. Not fixed it

I'm not surprised. Sticking things in you eye is going to hurt.

You're supposed to gag on something until you eyes water

Fuzz

That’s the better way to do it.

Ok. I’ll give it a go.

I need volunteers please gents. Really well hung please. I don’t gag on the ones you claim are 8” "

Sorry Rachel can't help .....

Unless I use Peach's strapon as well

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nope. Not fixed it

I'm not surprised. Sticking things in you eye is going to hurt.

You're supposed to gag on something until you eyes water

Fuzz

That’s the better way to do it.

Ok. I’ll give it a go.

I need volunteers please gents. Really well hung please. I don’t gag on the ones you claim are 8”

Sorry Rachel can't help .....

Unless I use Peach's strapon as well

Fuzz"

Lol. You can imagine my inbox since I posted that invitation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nope. Not fixed it

I'm not surprised. Sticking things in you eye is going to hurt.

You're supposed to gag on something until you eyes water

Fuzz

That’s the better way to do it.

Ok. I’ll give it a go.

I need volunteers please gents. Really well hung please. I don’t gag on the ones you claim are 8”

Sorry Rachel can't help .....

Unless I use Peach's strapon as well

Fuzz

Lol. You can imagine my inbox since I posted that invitation "

Imagine your inbox

Fuzz

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

Noooooooooo!.....

Where have my floods of tears gone!?

:’(

I’m so upset and can’t even cry anymore

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nope. Not fixed it

I'm not surprised. Sticking things in you eye is going to hurt.

You're supposed to gag on something until you eyes water

Fuzz

That’s the better way to do it.

Ok. I’ll give it a go.

I need volunteers please gents. Really well hung please. I don’t gag on the ones you claim are 8”

Sorry Rachel can't help .....

Unless I use Peach's strapon as well

Fuzz

Lol. You can imagine my inbox since I posted that invitation

Imagine your inbox

Fuzz"

I can pm a picture of it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Noooooooooo!.....

Where have my floods of tears gone!?

:’(

I’m so upset and can’t even cry anymore

"

Yep. You’ve had the heartless bitch update too. :’(

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can’t cry

:’(

I can’t cry either, it’s since the last iOS update "

Ah, that explains everything. I have a Windows phone. My updates just stop my phone working properly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just as a precaution you should all try the Father Christmas emoji, to make sure it hasn't been affected.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just as a precaution you should all try the Father Christmas emoji, to make sure it hasn't been affected.

"

Oh he works well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just as a precaution you should all try the Father Christmas emoji, to make sure it hasn't been affected.

Oh he works well "

That's all that matters then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nope. Not fixed it

I'm not surprised. Sticking things in you eye is going to hurt.

You're supposed to gag on something until you eyes water

Fuzz

That’s the better way to do it.

Ok. I’ll give it a go.

I need volunteers please gents. Really well hung please. I don’t gag on the ones you claim are 8”

Sorry Rachel can't help .....

Unless I use Peach's strapon as well

Fuzz

Lol. You can imagine my inbox since I posted that invitation

Imagine your inbox

Fuzz

I can pm a picture of it "

I'm sure you had plenty of offers from lots of lovely polite young men

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I santa’d Earlier.

I just can’t get used to being heartless. :’(

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nope. Not fixed it

I'm not surprised. Sticking things in you eye is going to hurt.

You're supposed to gag on something until you eyes water

Fuzz

That’s the better way to do it.

Ok. I’ll give it a go.

I need volunteers please gents. Really well hung please. I don’t gag on the ones you claim are 8”

Sorry Rachel can't help .....

Unless I use Peach's strapon as well

Fuzz

Lol. You can imagine my inbox since I posted that invitation

Imagine your inbox

Fuzz

I can pm a picture of it

I'm sure you had plenty of offers from lots of lovely polite young men

Fuzz"

And now you're offering pics of your inbox, I'm sure many more

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nope. Not fixed it

I'm not surprised. Sticking things in you eye is going to hurt.

You're supposed to gag on something until you eyes water

Fuzz

That’s the better way to do it.

Ok. I’ll give it a go.

I need volunteers please gents. Really well hung please. I don’t gag on the ones you claim are 8”

Sorry Rachel can't help .....

Unless I use Peach's strapon as well

Fuzz

Lol. You can imagine my inbox since I posted that invitation

Imagine your inbox

Fuzz

I can pm a picture of it

I'm sure you had plenty of offers from lots of lovely polite young men

Fuzz

And now you're offering pics of your inbox, I'm sure many more

Fuzz"

Oh. That box

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can’t cry

:’(

I can

be gone crying lady. This is serious business here, we have to steal tears if we want to cry "

Now you've made me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can’t cry

:’(

I can

be gone crying lady. This is serious business here, we have to steal tears if we want to cry

Now you've made me

"

Oh I didn’t mean to. I have to be a heartless person as I can’t cry :’(

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can’t cry

:’(

I can

be gone crying lady. This is serious business here, we have to steal tears if we want to cry

Now you've made me

Oh I didn’t mean to. I have to be a heartless person as I can’t cry :’( "

See? You’ve changed too.

Heartless bitches. :’(

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can’t cry

:’(

I can

be gone crying lady. This is serious business here, we have to steal tears if we want to cry

Now you've made me

Oh I didn’t mean to. I have to be a heartless person as I can’t cry :’(

See? You’ve changed too.

Heartless bitches. :’("

I know, it’s terrible.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can’t cry

:’(

I can

be gone crying lady. This is serious business here, we have to steal tears if we want to cry

Now you've made me

Oh I didn’t mean to. I have to be a heartless person as I can’t cry :’(

See? You’ve changed too.

Heartless bitches. :’(

I know, it’s terrible. "

Here have mine ... one each

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can’t cry

:’(

I can

be gone crying lady. This is serious business here, we have to steal tears if we want to cry

Now you've made me

Oh I didn’t mean to. I have to be a heartless person as I can’t cry :’(

See? You’ve changed too.

Heartless bitches. :’(

I know, it’s terrible.

Here have mine ... one each

"

Aww thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can’t cry

:’(

I can

be gone crying lady. This is serious business here, we have to steal tears if we want to cry

Now you've made me

Oh I didn’t mean to. I have to be a heartless person as I can’t cry :’(

See? You’ve changed too.

Heartless bitches. :’(

I know, it’s terrible.

Here have mine ... one each

"

Cheers m8.

I can do.

It’s the sarcastic outpouring of ott emotions I’m gunna struggle with.

I might have to just get a in now and then instead.

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains

Just did a forum search as I’ve just realised this last week that I can’t cry either :’( glad it’s not just me!

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull


"Just did a forum search as I’ve just realised this last week that I can’t cry either :’( glad it’s not just me!"

Me neither :’(

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By *G LanaTV/TS
over a year ago

Gosport


"I can’t cry

:’(

I can’t cry either, it’s since the last iOS update "

Oh dear it looks like Apple's gradual assimilation programme may have been uncovered. Is it only crying so far or have other emotions been deactivated as well?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

:’(

Just checking after another update on my phone.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Bugger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just stood on my toe to test it works here...

:’(

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