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Wtf is going on with my scales?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Those little digital fuckwits have been adding pounds every day recently!

I’m now 7 pounds heavier according to them.

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By *appywarkscoupleCouple
over a year ago

West Midlans

Make sure you weigh yourself at the same time every time and make sure you are putting the scales in the same place exact time - ideally don’t weigh yourself every day as well if you can avoid it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Throw them out the window at once my dear!

They tell lies!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The bastards. Threaten them with the wheelie bin until they jolly well buck their digital ideas up and desist from their nefarious numerical soul wranglings.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you pregnant?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evil buggers, fuck with your mind (although, I think mine are actually broken because my weight fluctuations daily are more than 4lb).

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Throw them AWAY! Problem solved.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The scales are WRONG, Rachael - end of!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is why scales are banned from our house

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"Those little digital fuckwits have been adding pounds every day recently!

I’m now 7 pounds heavier according to them. "

Schoolboy error

Ways weigh yourself first with at least half of your wardrobe on and after a huge meal.

Then weigh yourself naked from that day on, if you still put on weight pray to god that the scales are broken

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are you pregnant? "

Who? Me? Noooo. I’m a good girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How the hell can any of you hate scalea you all look stunning to me seenthe mess im dealing with xx

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By *zamiWoman
over a year ago

LONDON


"Those little digital fuckwits have been adding pounds every day recently!

I’m now 7 pounds heavier according to them. "

Is it time for your period? Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How the hell can any of you hate scalea you all look stunning to me seenthe mess im dealing with xx"

You look hot to me. Don't put yourself down.

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By *j48Man
over a year ago

Wigan

The battery is dying..

Try new ones

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Water retention?

I can easily gain 5/6lbs at 'certain times' of the month

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I weighed 15 st 9 on Friday morning, Sunday morning at the same time I weighed 16 st 3!!!!!! That's half a stone more in 48hrs!!!!! Wtf

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By *ustJ0dieTV/TS
over a year ago

Burton-on-Trent

According to science ologists, a person's weight can fluctuate between 1 and 100 kilos per day depending on their proximity to the earth's core and local chocolate field.

I suspect that may have something to do with it. Plus I've never trusted electricity. Moving electrons indeed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I weighed 15 st 9 on Friday morning, Sunday morning at the same time I weighed 16 st 3!!!!!! That's half a stone more in 48hrs!!!!! Wtf"

Added another couplw of abs son lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I weighed 15 st 9 on Friday morning, Sunday morning at the same time I weighed 16 st 3!!!!!! That's half a stone more in 48hrs!!!!! Wtf

Added another couplw of abs son lol"

Fuck knows, didn't change my diet all that much on Saturday either, so a little bemused to say the least!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"According to science ologists, a person's weight can fluctuate between 1 and 100 kilos per day depending on their proximity to the earth's core and local chocolate field.

I suspect that may have something to do with it. Plus I've never trusted electricity. Moving electrons indeed. "

Apparently electricity flows from negative to positive rather than the other way round. They discovered the error some time ago but the maths work either way so they can’t be arsed to change it.

I, on the other hand, started my diet today. One bit of toast rather than two this morning. A salad for lunch. And a fishy tea. I’m not having a drink until nine and I’m limiting my intake as it’s been rather a lot recently

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By *ustJ0dieTV/TS
over a year ago

Burton-on-Trent

It does indeed, as electrons are negatively charged and attracted to the positive. But they've no right fucking up weighing scales whichever way they flow.

I was supposed to weigh in tonight but bottled it. Red actually.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It does indeed, as electrons are negatively charged and attracted to the positive. But they've no right fucking up weighing scales whichever way they flow.

I was supposed to weigh in tonight but bottled it. Red actually. "

Good answer. I like red too. It’s my downfall. I worry it will go off unless I open it, decant it and then drink it all by the end of the evening

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By *ustJ0dieTV/TS
over a year ago

Burton-on-Trent

Well you just can't take the chance can you? Over 1 person a year is seriously injured by unattended exploding wine bottles. I don't like those odds.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well you just can't take the chance can you? Over 1 person a year is seriously injured by unattended exploding wine bottles. I don't like those odds. "

Frickin eckers. That’s scary. I’m goinv to open all my wine right now just to be on the safe side

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By *ustJ0dieTV/TS
over a year ago

Burton-on-Trent

Yes best to do that and leave the electrons and other witchcraft for another day.

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke

Scales are fairly meaningless unless you use them in conjunction with body fat calipers. If you only care about weight and not fat, then a very effective technique that generates instant results is to cut off a limb.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hmmm. Cutting off body parts. Why didn’t I think of that

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By *unseeker64Woman
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"Throw them out the window at once my dear!

They tell lies!!"

Exactly.....liar liar liar that's what they are lol

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By *carlettxWoman
over a year ago

Essex


"Those little digital fuckwits have been adding pounds every day recently!

I’m now 7 pounds heavier according to them. "

Scales are enemies ... step away , step away lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I haven’t weighed myself today.

I have salad again and had one piece of toast. I’m thinking I might force myself to eat some fruit for breakfast tomorrow instead.

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows


"I haven’t weighed myself today.

I have salad again and had one piece of toast. I’m thinking I might force myself to eat some fruit for breakfast tomorrow instead. "

That's all carbs. Your body needs protein too.

You won't lose weight by just eating salad, in fact you'll probably gain xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I haven’t weighed myself today.

I have salad again and had one piece of toast. I’m thinking I might force myself to eat some fruit for breakfast tomorrow instead.

That's all carbs. Your body needs protein too.

You won't lose weight by just eating salad, in fact you'll probably gain xx "

But I had fish yesterday for tea.

So is fruit carbs? I’ll ditch the toast.

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area


"According to science ologists, a person's weight can fluctuate between 1 and 100 kilos per day depending on their proximity to the earth's core and local chocolate field.

I suspect that may have something to do with it. Plus I've never trusted electricity. Moving electrons indeed.

Apparently electricity flows from negative to positive rather than the other way round. They discovered the error some time ago but the maths work either way so they can’t be arsed to change it.

I, on the other hand, started my diet today. One bit of toast rather than two this morning. A salad for lunch. And a fishy tea. I’m not having a drink until nine and I’m limiting my intake as it’s been rather a lot recently "

You must drink lots of water ... 6-8 glasses per day .....

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"I haven’t weighed myself today.

I have salad again and had one piece of toast. I’m thinking I might force myself to eat some fruit for breakfast tomorrow instead.

That's all carbs. Your body needs protein too.

You won't lose weight by just eating salad, in fact you'll probably gain xx

But I had fish yesterday for tea.

So is fruit carbs? I’ll ditch the toast. "

Fruit is carbs. Go for egg. And staying on the egg theme, go with a frittata for lunch since you can stuff it with fibrous veg and lean protein sources - it works wonders instead of a carby pastry quiche or pie. Or bread. God, I miss bread!

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"Hmmm. Cutting off body parts. Why didn’t I think of that "

ha ha excellent. Mic drop!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If your using scales to watch weight lose you should only weight yourself once a week at the same time of day,wearing same clothing.

Any more than that will just mess your head up with undue pressure,clearly thats showing here

Or better still dump scales and obsession with weight and use a tape measure and take records of lose that way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Ines are telling lies too.

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By *heeky_subCouple
over a year ago

northampton

Someone's been fucking about with my clothes and they have shrunk or I've just been stuffing my face with food...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Real talk, it's probably water retention or something similar if it's been that rapid, or they've been moved to a less or more even part of the floor depending on where you put them.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hmmm. Cutting off body parts. Why didn’t I think of that

ha ha excellent. Mic drop!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I haven’t weighed myself today.

I have salad again and had one piece of toast. I’m thinking I might force myself to eat some fruit for breakfast tomorrow instead.

That's all carbs. Your body needs protein too.

You won't lose weight by just eating salad, in fact you'll probably gain xx

But I had fish yesterday for tea.

So is fruit carbs? I’ll ditch the toast.

Fruit is carbs. Go for egg. And staying on the egg theme, go with a frittata for lunch since you can stuff it with fibrous veg and lean protein sources - it works wonders instead of a carby pastry quiche or pie. Or bread. God, I miss bread! "

I read this while eating a boiled egg in my salad

I’ve got lentils and little green bean things. Hummus, lettuce and some tomatoes.

I only had two glasses of wine last night (half bottle) and no crisps.

I’m having no wine and no crisps tonight.

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By *eliciousladyWoman
over a year ago

Sometimes U.K


" I only had two glasses of wine last night (half bottle) and no crisps.

I’m having no wine and no crisps tonight. "

Best not to deny yourself, enjoy a glass of wine but definitely ditch those fat/salt laden crisps, they’re wasted calories.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe you just need a big poo. That’s gotta weigh a few lbs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Maybe you just need a big poo. That’s gotta weigh a few lbs "

I only weigh myself after my morning download.

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

Green tea .... supposed to be good .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe you just need a big poo. That’s gotta weigh a few lbs "

My missus hates when I lose weight after a bathroom visit hahaha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Green tea .... supposed to be good ."

It's actually ridiculously good. I extole the benefits of this often, and during my weight loss period it helped dramatically.

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