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"Aaah brilliant! Definitely made me chuckle x" Hurrah! | |||
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"I like the idea. What's the maximum number of characters I wonder. You could push the limit soon lol" Yeah I was wondering how long before I'll have to start deleting older entries... I've definitely seen way bigger profiles though! | |||
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"I like the idea. What's the maximum number of characters I wonder. You could push the limit soon lol Yeah I was wondering how long before I'll have to start deleting older entries... I've definitely seen way bigger profiles though!" I am genuinely interested to see how far you go with this. Hope it's unlimited because that I would find hilarious. | |||
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"Hahahahaha epic. Going to to have to hotlist now, just so I can see how many entries your profile gets to. " Thank you, I will take that | |||
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"Ooh, it's another 'look at me' thread! ... though in all fairness your latest 'interesting' profile deserves top marks for effort, creativity and humour Hope it reaps rewards ..." Well how else is a struggling born again virgin like me going to get anyone to look at me? Thanks... I think | |||
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"Hahahahaha epic. Going to to have to hotlist now, just so I can see how many entries your profile gets to. Thank you, I will take that " doing the same and watching with interest. | |||
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"After my standard (although detailed) profile write up got me pretty much nowhere (either that or my face pic is fugly!), I decided to go a different route with it. I hope it may raise a smile, which is a start I think. I'm not expecting miracles, just figured this might be a way to stand out from the crowd, and possibly gives readers a better insight into my personality than me just saying I'm a fun guy. Thoughts?" Nice one, Adrian! Only one slight flaw though... | |||
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"Hahahahaha epic. Going to to have to hotlist now, just so I can see how many entries your profile gets to. Thank you, I will take that doing the same and watching with interest." Thank you, I am watching your boobs with interest also | |||
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"Ive followed suit. Congrats on being the first male on my hotlist haha." Holy crap this is a lot of pressure! I did not expect to be breaking such boundaries with my ramblings! | |||
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"Ive followed suit. Congrats on being the first male on my hotlist haha. Holy crap this is a lot of pressure! I did not expect to be breaking such boundaries with my ramblings!" | |||
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"Ooh, it's another 'look at me' thread! ... though in all fairness your latest 'interesting' profile deserves top marks for effort, creativity and humour Hope it reaps rewards ..." Not really a fair comment, to say it's a 'look at me' thread. A single male being somewhat proactive and trying to stand out a little (isn't that what all forum replies suggest when someone asks for profile help?) Fair play to you mate and best of luck, an original witty profile. | |||
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"After my standard (although detailed) profile write up got me pretty much nowhere (either that or my face pic is fugly!), I decided to go a different route with it. I hope it may raise a smile, which is a start I think. I'm not expecting miracles, just figured this might be a way to stand out from the crowd, and possibly gives readers a better insight into my personality than me just saying I'm a fun guy. Thoughts?" Sorry didn’t work for me .......zzzzzz | |||
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"After my standard (although detailed) profile write up got me pretty much nowhere (either that or my face pic is fugly!), I decided to go a different route with it. I hope it may raise a smile, which is a start I think. I'm not expecting miracles, just figured this might be a way to stand out from the crowd, and possibly gives readers a better insight into my personality than me just saying I'm a fun guy. Thoughts? Sorry didn’t work for me .......zzzzzz" This is a fair point, as overly long profiles put me off too... maybe I should cap it at 7 days of entries?? | |||
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"I patiently await the next entry and better still the excitable entry when you get sex L" Your optimism is appreciated! | |||
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"Ooh, it's another 'look at me' thread! ... though in all fairness your latest 'interesting' profile deserves top marks for effort, creativity and humour Hope it reaps rewards ... Not really a fair comment, to say it's a 'look at me' thread. A single male being somewhat proactive and trying to stand out a little (isn't that what all forum replies suggest when someone asks for profile help?) Fair play to you mate and best of luck, an original witty profile." It's ok, she's always picking on me, I'm convinced it's just thinly-veiled flirting | |||
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"I liked it and I'll be popping back. After all the generic boring shite I read on profiles it's nice to have one that makes me smile. Keep up the good work young man. " You sound like a teacher in that post and I'm fine with that | |||
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"After my standard (although detailed) profile write up got me pretty much nowhere (either that or my face pic is fugly!), I decided to go a different route with it. I hope it may raise a smile, which is a start I think. I'm not expecting miracles, just figured this might be a way to stand out from the crowd, and possibly gives readers a better insight into my personality than me just saying I'm a fun guy. Thoughts? Sorry didn’t work for me .......zzzzzz This is a fair point, as overly long profiles put me off too... maybe I should cap it at 7 days of entries??" yes that would be great x | |||
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"Brilliant write up. Make me laugh and want to know more ( unfortunatly not after single guys at present sorry) if i was id message you x" Don't be silly, you don't have to explain yourself to me! Besides, you're a little far away anyway | |||
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"I like it , found it amusing but it wouldn't make me want to meet you. In fact a bit the opposite, sounds a little like you're happily waiting for a particular couple of women. T" Haha well I was waiting for one today, but I think she's messed me around one too many times to bother with again! | |||
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"Love the profile. You have just made my hotlist OP so I can read the updates " Thank you Wonder Woman | |||
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"After my standard (although detailed) profile write up got me pretty much nowhere (either that or my face pic is fugly!), I decided to go a different route with it. I hope it may raise a smile, which is a start I think. I'm not expecting miracles, just figured this might be a way to stand out from the crowd, and possibly gives readers a better insight into my personality than me just saying I'm a fun guy. Thoughts?" Love it keep it updated tho! Could be the longest profile ever! But let's hope it works soon! | |||
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"Ooh, it's another 'look at me' thread! ... though in all fairness your latest 'interesting' profile deserves top marks for effort, creativity and humour Hope it reaps rewards ... Not really a fair comment, to say it's a 'look at me' thread. A single male being somewhat proactive and trying to stand out a little (isn't that what all forum replies suggest when someone asks for profile help?) Fair play to you mate and best of luck, an original witty profile. It's ok, she's always picking on me, I'm convinced it's just thinly-veiled flirting " Ahem | |||
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"Where is the “applause” emoji on Fab. This guy deserves a hand. (That wasn’t an offer btw!) Usually the LAM/Profile Help Threads are pretty self-pitying affairs to which I have a copy & paste answer to all ready for. This however doesn’t need my standard reply as Flirty Gent is clearly a proactive soul who takes matters into his own hands (sometimes too often for his own liking). I even hit the Hotlist button in error, but decided to keep him on there just to keep reading his epic Profile updates to which I’ll look forward to when I’m responding to other Profile Help Threads. We’ve all been Newbies (& some of us Return Profiles) in need of some help on Fab, but this time the OP addressed the matter head on... with a generous dose of humour & positivity. Well done young man. I sincerely hope you have much better luck from now on. I doff my cap & salute you for being a bit of a Fab Legend. Go get em. " Thanks mate! To be honest I feel like not even trying to get laid anymore, my energy is better spent writing a comedy profile that keeps folk entertained | |||
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"After my standard (although detailed) profile write up got me pretty much nowhere (either that or my face pic is fugly!), I decided to go a different route with it. I hope it may raise a smile, which is a start I think. I'm not expecting miracles, just figured this might be a way to stand out from the crowd, and possibly gives readers a better insight into my personality than me just saying I'm a fun guy. Thoughts?" Sooo funny to read, you've put a lot of effort into it. I can only thank you for cheering me up from a really shitty day. X Thanks X | |||
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"Thanks mate! To be honest I feel like not even trying to get laid anymore, my energy is better spent writing a comedy profile that keeps folk entertained " It’s when you’re not really looking that you attract most attention. That’s usually when you get laid more. I think you’re gonna do just fine, man. (Maybe keep the “updates” to once a month entries though). | |||
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"I enjoyed reading it. Have you found out what piggy sex is yet?" If it's anything other than a good porking I'll be disappointed. | |||
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"I enjoyed reading it. Have you found out what piggy sex is yet? If it's anything other than a good porking I'll be disappointed." Well you are pretty good at that so.... | |||
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"...just for a laugh, a few weeks back, i was at a loose end, browsing thru the chatrooms, and thought id try asking if anyone was into squirrelling!!..... Where you dress up as a squirrell, go to your local park, sit in trees and throw acorns at passers by....., well, the lack of interest was very dissapointing i can tell you " I would totally be up for this!! | |||
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"...just for a laugh, a few weeks back, i was at a loose end, browsing thru the chatrooms, and thought id try asking if anyone was into squirrelling!!..... Where you dress up as a squirrell, go to your local park, sit in trees and throw acorns at passers by....., well, the lack of interest was very dissapointing i can tell you " Chatrooms are hard work at the best of times. You'd have to spend weeks slowly infiltrating the cliques first, you can't just rock up and suggest squirreling! | |||
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"I enjoyed reading it. Have you found out what piggy sex is yet? If it's anything other than a good porking I'll be disappointed. Well you are pretty good at that so.... " Trying to butter me up or something?? Don't stop | |||
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"I enjoyed reading it. Have you found out what piggy sex is yet? If it's anything other than a good porking I'll be disappointed. Well you are pretty good at that so.... Trying to butter me up or something?? Don't stop " Haha! Do I need to butter you up?? I don't wanna make a sandwich ya know!? | |||
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"I enjoyed reading it. Have you found out what piggy sex is yet? If it's anything other than a good porking I'll be disappointed. Well you are pretty good at that so.... Trying to butter me up or something?? Don't stop Haha! Do I need to butter you up?? I don't wanna make a sandwich ya know!? " Not even a manwich with extra mayo? Right I'm taking a cold shower before someone tells us to get a room! | |||
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"I enjoyed reading it. Have you found out what piggy sex is yet? If it's anything other than a good porking I'll be disappointed. Well you are pretty good at that so.... Trying to butter me up or something?? Don't stop Haha! Do I need to butter you up?? I don't wanna make a sandwich ya know!? Not even a manwich with extra mayo? Right I'm taking a cold shower before someone tells us to get a room!" Awww haha!! | |||
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"I wouldn't stick to 7 days. I want to see how big it can get. Erm... Anyways maybe 14 days would be good. I dunno. Whatever you think mate. Some on here are negative about it but most are positive." Thanks pal, yeah the negativity has been minimal, but also mostly constructive so I'm not complaining. You can't please everyone, and if I tried to I'm sure the profile would become much less funny and interesting! | |||
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"I wouldn't stick to 7 days. I want to see how big it can get. Erm... Anyways maybe 14 days would be good. I dunno. Whatever you think mate. Some on here are negative about it but most are positive. Thanks pal, yeah the negativity has been minimal, but also mostly constructive so I'm not complaining. You can't please everyone, and if I tried to I'm sure the profile would become much less funny and interesting!" Exactly yeah. | |||
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"No !!!!! OP why are you hidden! Came on to read your updated profile! And you are hidden!! Why!!!! " Snap! He's obviously inundated with messages and can't cope with all this new attention! | |||
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"Oh hell no, where'd you go?? " I was looking forward to seeing the updates, gutted | |||
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"Oh hell no, where'd you go?? I was looking forward to seeing the updates, gutted " Me too | |||
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"Oh no. He has hidden his profile. I wonder why?" My money's on some sort of harassment... | |||
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"I felt like there was some kind "in-joke" I was missing when I looked and the profile was hidden! [if you've been here from the start, go back to the top and re-read but imagine the profile had been hidden all along!]" Not it wasn't hidden & was a good chuckle. Worth the read. | |||
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"Sorry all, I'm just taking a break for a bit. Didn't mean to build it up and snatch it away like that, but I'll be back with more updates at some point." What a tease!!! | |||
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"Sorry all, I'm just taking a break for a bit. Didn't mean to build it up and snatch it away like that, but I'll be back with more updates at some point. What a tease!!! " I know, I'm terrible aren't I! The profile isn't hidden anymore, in case anyone is interested. | |||
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"Sorry all, I'm just taking a break for a bit. Didn't mean to build it up and snatch it away like that, but I'll be back with more updates at some point. What a tease!!! I know, I'm terrible aren't I! The profile isn't hidden anymore, in case anyone is interested." Please ignore the haters. There’s more lovers of your profile. You shouldn’t need to hide any pics. Keep up the good work | |||
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