FabSwingers.com forum: I am fucking gorgeous

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Go on. Give yourself a boost.

Claim it.

Declare it.

Say it out loud.

This is your thread.....

Over to you.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Yes you are

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I myself am officially awesome

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By *entleman55Man
over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r

"I myself am officially awesome

Yes you are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I make a mean bastard of a cup of tea x

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By *ack_at_the_farm....Man
over a year ago

woodhall spa

"I make a mean bastard of a cup of tea x "

What do u put in first...milk or teabag and how long do u let it stew for?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We rock and so do the posters above x

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By *entleman55Man
over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r

"I make a mean bastard of a cup of tea x

What do u put in first...milk or teabag and how long do u let it stew for? "

Bag first for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I have a beer but I really want a mean bastard of a cup of tea making for me now.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"I myself am officially awesome

Yes you are

Why thank you kind sir

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"I have a beer but I really want a mean bastard of a cup of tea making for me now.

I would if I could

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By *entleman55Man
over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r

"I myself am officially awesome

Yes you are

Why thank you kind sir

My pleasure fair maiden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I make a mean bastard of a cup of tea x

What do u put in first...milk or teabag and how long do u let it stew for? "

Boiling water direct on to tea bag, one minute of turning the bag and squeeze it out, add a dash of milk until a nice tanny colour (not milky)..allow to cool for a minute, enjoy

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By *ack_at_the_farm....Man
over a year ago

woodhall spa

"I make a mean bastard of a cup of tea x

What do u put in first...milk or teabag and how long do u let it stew for?

Bag first for me

Good shout imo otherwise the teabag soaks up all the milk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sweet

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By *entleman55Man
over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r

"I make a mean bastard of a cup of tea x

What do u put in first...milk or teabag and how long do u let it stew for?

Bag first for me

Good shout imo otherwise the teabag soaks up all the milk

Blocks the holes

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By *entleman55Man
over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r

"I'm sweet

Wow yes you are !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But not innocent hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm sweet

Wow yes you are !!

Diolch un fawr iawn x

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By *entleman55Man
over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r

"I'm sweet

Wow yes you are !!

Diolch un fawr iawn x "

I'll get my coat

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By *ack_at_the_farm....Man
over a year ago

woodhall spa

"I'm sweet

Nice to meet u lol

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By *ack_at_the_farm....Man
over a year ago

woodhall spa

"I make a mean bastard of a cup of tea x

What do u put in first...milk or teabag and how long do u let it stew for?

Bag first for me

Good shout imo otherwise the teabag soaks up all the milk

We don't like those holes blocked

Blocks the holes "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have a beer but I really want a mean bastard of a cup of tea making for me now.

I would if I could

Thank you twice over.

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm sweet

Wow yes you are !!

Diolch un fawr iawn x

I'll get my coat

Where are you going in this weather lol (we have a high winds weather warning didn't you know)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm sweet

Nice to meet u lol"

Hi.... How are you?

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By *otdayMan
over a year ago

Reading

"I'm sweet

Don't look that sweet in the PVC outfit, very sexy though

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By *entleman55Man
over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r

"I'm sweet

Wow yes you are !!

Diolch un fawr iawn x

I'll get my coat

Where are you going in this weather lol (we have a high winds weather warning didn't you know) "

I'm off to get my welsh phrase book

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm sweet

Don't look that sweet in the PVC outfit, very sexy though

Thanks for the compliment really appreciated x

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By *entleman55Man
over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r

"I'm sweet

Wow yes you are !!

Diolch un fawr iawn x

I'll get my coat

Where are you going in this weather lol (we have a high winds weather warning didn't you know)

I'm off to get my welsh phrase book

fy mhleser sexy pleser

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm sweet

Wow yes you are !!

Diolch un fawr iawn x

I'll get my coat

Where are you going in this weather lol (we have a high winds weather warning didn't you know)

I'm off to get my welsh phrase book

Best i stick to English from now lol

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By *DontExistWoman
over a year ago

•+• Silicon valley. •+•

i have a lovely personality.

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By *entleman55Man
over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r

"I'm sweet

Don't look that sweet in the PVC outfit, very sexy though

Thanks for the compliment really appreciated x "

Rydych chi'n edrych yn wych yn eich gwisg pvc

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"i have a lovely personality.

You do indeed xxx

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"I have a beer but I really want a mean bastard of a cup of tea making for me now.

I would if I could

Thank you twice over.

xxx"

Better get yourself to the next Secret Tea Party

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am handsome x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have a beer but I really want a mean bastard of a cup of tea making for me now.

I would if I could

Thank you twice over.

xxx

Better get yourself to the next Secret Tea Party

Lots of notice and I will xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm sweet

Don't look that sweet in the PVC outfit, very sexy though

Thanks for the compliment really appreciated x

Rydych chi'n edrych yn wych yn eich gwisg pvc

Do you speak fluent Welsh?

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By *ack_at_the_farm....Man
over a year ago

woodhall spa

"I'm sweet

Nice to meet u lol

Hi.... How are you? "

Hiya

i was ready for bed but all this tea talk has made me want a cuppa so i'm having some pre sleepy tea. How do you have u tea? Milk first or teabag first?

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By *entleman55Man
over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r

"I'm sweet

Don't look that sweet in the PVC outfit, very sexy though

Thanks for the compliment really appreciated x

Rydych chi'n edrych yn wych yn eich gwisg pvc

Do you speak fluent Welsh? "

Sadly not but Google translator helps

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By *DontExistWoman
over a year ago

•+• Silicon valley. •+•

"i have a lovely personality.

You do indeed xxx"

thank you. well isn't it just nice in here.

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By *entleman55Man
over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r

"i have a lovely personality.

You do indeed xxx

thank you. well isn't it just nice in here.

It's always nice in here xxx

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By *DontExistWoman
over a year ago

•+• Silicon valley. •+•

"i have a lovely personality.

You do indeed xxx

thank you. well isn't it just nice in here.

It's always nice in here xxx "

i've never visited before so never noticed.

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By *entleman55Man
over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r

"i have a lovely personality.

You do indeed xxx

thank you. well isn't it just nice in here.

It's always nice in here xxx

i've never visited before so never noticed.

It's a warm and cozy thread when no one can do any harm

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"I have a beer but I really want a mean bastard of a cup of tea making for me now.

I would if I could

Thank you twice over.

xxx

Better get yourself to the next Secret Tea Party

Lots of notice and I will xxx

October 28th

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People have been telling me this for years. Wasted on me because I already know and don't need reasurance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm one of the nicest, most genuine idiots you will ever come across

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By *entleman55Man
over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r

"I'm one of the nicest, most genuine idiots you will ever come across

Yes you are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

op you look so happy ...... what have you been doing . lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I make a mean bastard of a cup of tea x

What do u put in first...milk or teabag and how long do u let it stew for?

Boiling water direct on to tea bag, one minute of turning the bag and squeeze it out, add a dash of milk until a nice tanny colour (not milky)..allow to cool for a minute, enjoy "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sexy and I know it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm one of the nicest, most genuine idiots you will ever come across

Yes you are

Awww thank you

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By *entleman55Man
over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r

"I'm one of the nicest, most genuine idiots you will ever come across

Yes you are

Awww thank you

My pleasure

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By *DontExistWoman
over a year ago

•+• Silicon valley. •+•

"i have a lovely personality.

You do indeed xxx

thank you. well isn't it just nice in here.

It's always nice in here xxx

i've never visited before so never noticed.

It's a warm and cozy thread when no one can do any harm

yeah i might fall asleep in here it's that safe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I make a mean bastard of a cup of tea x

What do u put in first...milk or teabag and how long do u let it stew for? "

Teabag? Teabag? And you claim to make a decent brew?....my god man where's your etiquette?

I WAS fucking gorgeous last night....but she went home this morning...so someone else's turn!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have a beer but I really want a mean bastard of a cup of tea making for me now.

I would if I could

Thank you twice over.

xxx

Better get yourself to the next Secret Tea Party

Lots of notice and I will xxx

October 28th

It's the weekend before my wife's bday but I have a leave pass. Pm the details and I'll book a room

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"op you look so happy ...... what have you been doing . lol xx

I'm too stoopid to know better

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

I do look at myself and think "God I'm lush"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I make a mean bastard of a cup of tea x

What do u put in first...milk or teabag and how long do u let it stew for?

Boiling water direct on to tea bag, one minute of turning the bag and squeeze it out, add a dash of milk until a nice tanny colour (not milky)..allow to cool for a minute, enjoy "

no no so wrong! Lol you gotta let the water just about boil, add the water to mug, drop in tea bag, let it brew for 5 mins, stirr and remove bag add sugar then milk! The perfect brew fact!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Go on. Give yourself a boost.

Claim it.

Declare it.

Say it out loud.

This is your thread.....

Over to you.

Yes you are!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am pretty, cute and have a fine set of boobs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Go on. Give yourself a boost.

Claim it.

Declare it.

Say it out loud.

This is your thread.....

Over to you.

Yes you are!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I make a mean bastard of a cup of tea x

What do u put in first...milk or teabag and how long do u let it stew for?

Boiling water direct on to tea bag, one minute of turning the bag and squeeze it out, add a dash of milk until a nice tanny colour (not milky)..allow to cool for a minute, enjoy

no no so wrong! Lol you gotta let the water just about boil, add the water to mug, drop in tea bag, let it brew for 5 mins, stirr and remove bag add sugar then milk! The perfect brew fact! "

Nope!!!

Tea bag in mug, boiling water on top of tea bag, then stir leave for a minute whilst getting milk out fridge then take tea bag out and then add drop or 2 of milk YORKSHIRE BREW!!!

Oh and PG tips pyramid bag

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By *ancastermanMan
over a year ago

carnforth

I'm ok. Try to be good. Have eclectic tastes.

Does that count.

Oh my beard is cool and I take awesome photos.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Loving that many of you are throwing away an opportunity to shout your praise for yourself from the forum roof to....

TALK ABOUT TEA !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Loving that many of you are throwing away an opportunity to shout your praise for yourself from the forum roof to....

TALK ABOUT TEA !!!!

I did both haha

Multitasking at its finest x

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By *ack_at_the_farm....Man
over a year ago

woodhall spa

"I make a mean bastard of a cup of tea x

What do u put in first...milk or teabag and how long do u let it stew for?

Boiling water direct on to tea bag, one minute of turning the bag and squeeze it out, add a dash of milk until a nice tanny colour (not milky)..allow to cool for a minute, enjoy

no no so wrong! Lol you gotta let the water just about boil, add the water to mug, drop in tea bag, let it brew for 5 mins, stirr and remove bag add sugar then milk! The perfect brew fact!

Nope!!!

Tea bag in mug, boiling water on top of tea bag, then stir leave for a minute whilst getting milk out fridge then take tea bag out and then add drop or 2 of milk YORKSHIRE BREW!!!

Oh and PG tips pyramid bag "

Tea friends

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Loving that many of you are throwing away an opportunity to shout your praise for yourself from the forum roof to....

TALK ABOUT TEA !!!!

I did both haha

Multitasking at its finest x"

We're taking your word on the boobs xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I make a mean bastard of a cup of tea x

What do u put in first...milk or teabag and how long do u let it stew for?

Boiling water direct on to tea bag, one minute of turning the bag and squeeze it out, add a dash of milk until a nice tanny colour (not milky)..allow to cool for a minute, enjoy

no no so wrong! Lol you gotta let the water just about boil, add the water to mug, drop in tea bag, let it brew for 5 mins, stirr and remove bag add sugar then milk! The perfect brew fact!

Nope!!!

Tea bag in mug, boiling water on top of tea bag, then stir leave for a minute whilst getting milk out fridge then take tea bag out and then add drop or 2 of milk YORKSHIRE BREW!!!

Oh and PG tips pyramid bag "

soo soo wrong! Lol and pg tips is by far the blandest crapist tea out there!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I make a mean bastard of a cup of tea x

What do u put in first...milk or teabag and how long do u let it stew for?

Boiling water direct on to tea bag, one minute of turning the bag and squeeze it out, add a dash of milk until a nice tanny colour (not milky)..allow to cool for a minute, enjoy

no no so wrong! Lol you gotta let the water just about boil, add the water to mug, drop in tea bag, let it brew for 5 mins, stirr and remove bag add sugar then milk! The perfect brew fact! "

No.. boiling water for tea infusion 96° for coffee.. 5 mins gives bitter tea as the leaves are burnt... and sugar?? What the point of havinv tea, just have hot sugar water!

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By *ack_at_the_farm....Man
over a year ago

woodhall spa

"Loving that many of you are throwing away an opportunity to shout your praise for yourself from the forum roof to....

TALK ABOUT TEA !!!!

Pull up a chair and have a tea and some biccies

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By *ack_at_the_farm....Man
over a year ago

woodhall spa

Tetley is the way forward

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm just not, Mr average

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this about self love? Or the love of tea? I'm slightly sozzled and confused...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this about self love? Or the love of tea? I'm slightly sozzled and confused... "

Sorry..my bad

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By *itofamouthfullMan
over a year ago

cotswolds/herefordshire

"Is this about self love? Or the love of tea? I'm slightly sozzled and confused... "

It's both, I love tea and I'm the worlds quickest at eating a pack of Maryland cookies with a cuppa. I'm amazing at it. And I have a good looking penis as they go, if there is such a thing

lol

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By *iSubSlutWoman
over a year ago

Bedford

I'm too sexy for my shirt...

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By *itofamouthfullMan
over a year ago

cotswolds/herefordshire

"I'm too sexy for my shirt..."

Better take it off then and get into mine

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By *ack_at_the_farm....Man
over a year ago

woodhall spa

"Is this about self love? Or the love of tea? I'm slightly sozzled and confused...

It's both, I love tea and I'm the worlds quickest at eating a pack of Maryland cookies with a cuppa. I'm amazing at it. And I have a good looking penis as they go, if there is such a thing

lol"

However i wouldn't suggest having sex whilst eating cookies and drinking tea. Them coomie crumbs can cause havoc when they fall between pir various crevices

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this about self love? Or the love of tea? I'm slightly sozzled and confused...

It's both, I love tea and I'm the worlds quickest at eating a pack of Maryland cookies with a cuppa. I'm amazing at it. And I have a good looking penis as they go, if there is such a thing

lol"

What does your attractive penis have to do with cookies and tea?

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By *itofamouthfullMan
over a year ago

cotswolds/herefordshire

"Is this about self love? Or the love of tea? I'm slightly sozzled and confused...

It's both, I love tea and I'm the worlds quickest at eating a pack of Maryland cookies with a cuppa. I'm amazing at it. And I have a good looking penis as they go, if there is such a thing

lol

What does your attractive penis have to do with cookies and tea?

They both taste nice so I'm told

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

"Is this about self love? Or the love of tea? I'm slightly sozzled and confused...

It's both, I love tea and I'm the worlds quickest at eating a pack of Maryland cookies with a cuppa. I'm amazing at it. And I have a good looking penis as they go, if there is such a thing

lol

What does your attractive penis have to do with cookies and tea?

They both taste nice so I'm told

Well played sir!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this about self love? Or the love of tea? I'm slightly sozzled and confused...

It's both, I love tea and I'm the worlds quickest at eating a pack of Maryland cookies with a cuppa. I'm amazing at it. And I have a good looking penis as they go, if there is such a thing

lol

What does your attractive penis have to do with cookies and tea?

They both taste nice so I'm told

Damn! You got me!

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

I make very indulgent hot chocolate.

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By *ack_at_the_farm....Man
over a year ago

woodhall spa

"Is this about self love? Or the love of tea? I'm slightly sozzled and confused...

It's both, I love tea and I'm the worlds quickest at eating a pack of Maryland cookies with a cuppa. I'm amazing at it. And I have a good looking penis as they go, if there is such a thing

lol

What does your attractive penis have to do with cookies and tea?

They both taste nice so I'm told

Well played sir!"

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By *ack_at_the_farm....Man
over a year ago

woodhall spa

"I make very indulgent hot chocolate."

Did someone say hot chocolate? The one thing i love more than tea

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By *itofamouthfullMan
over a year ago

cotswolds/herefordshire

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By *itofamouthfullMan
over a year ago

cotswolds/herefordshire

"Is this about self love? Or the love of tea? I'm slightly sozzled and confused...

It's both, I love tea and I'm the worlds quickest at eating a pack of Maryland cookies with a cuppa. I'm amazing at it. And I have a good looking penis as they go, if there is such a thing

lol

What does your attractive penis have to do with cookies and tea?

They both taste nice so I'm told

Damn! You got me!

Lol, Not yet but I hope too soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this about self love? Or the love of tea? I'm slightly sozzled and confused...

It's both, I love tea and I'm the worlds quickest at eating a pack of Maryland cookies with a cuppa. I'm amazing at it. And I have a good looking penis as they go, if there is such a thing

lol

What does your attractive penis have to do with cookies and tea?

They both taste nice so I'm told

Damn! You got me!

Lol, Not yet but I hope too soon

You've changed your name!! I know those pics!

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By *itofamouthfullMan
over a year ago

cotswolds/herefordshire

"Is this about self love? Or the love of tea? I'm slightly sozzled and confused...

It's both, I love tea and I'm the worlds quickest at eating a pack of Maryland cookies with a cuppa. I'm amazing at it. And I have a good looking penis as they go, if there is such a thing

lol

What does your attractive penis have to do with cookies and tea?

They both taste nice so I'm told

Damn! You got me!

Lol, Not yet but I hope too soon

You've changed your name!! I know those pics!

I decided to let the people of the forum choose a new name, this was the best! Lol I thought it might stop you perving at my pics, didn't work!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this about self love? Or the love of tea? I'm slightly sozzled and confused...

It's both, I love tea and I'm the worlds quickest at eating a pack of Maryland cookies with a cuppa. I'm amazing at it. And I have a good looking penis as they go, if there is such a thing

lol

What does your attractive penis have to do with cookies and tea?

They both taste nice so I'm told

Damn! You got me!

Lol, Not yet but I hope too soon

You've changed your name!! I know those pics!

I decided to let the people of the forum choose a new name, this was the best! Lol I thought it might stop you perving at my pics, didn't work!

Only a block would do that. Then I'd just perve you on my other 10 profiles... You can't block them all

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By *itofamouthfullMan
over a year ago

cotswolds/herefordshire

"Is this about self love? Or the love of tea? I'm slightly sozzled and confused...

It's both, I love tea and I'm the worlds quickest at eating a pack of Maryland cookies with a cuppa. I'm amazing at it. And I have a good looking penis as they go, if there is such a thing

lol

What does your attractive penis have to do with cookies and tea?

They both taste nice so I'm told

Damn! You got me!

Lol, Not yet but I hope too soon

You've changed your name!! I know those pics!

I decided to let the people of the forum choose a new name, this was the best! Lol I thought it might stop you perving at my pics, didn't work!

Only a block would do that. Then I'd just perve you on my other 10 profiles... You can't block them all

Who wants to block them? That's 11 times I could get to meet and veri you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm just not, Mr average "

Don't look anywhere near average to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I make an awsome roast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know my worth.

I don't gloat.

Always go for what I want.

#notbigheaded

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Go on. Give yourself a boost.

Claim it.

Declare it.

Say it out loud.

This is your thread.....

Over to you.

yeah your awesome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know my worth.

I don't gloat.

Always go for what I want.

#notbigheaded "

Gorgeous

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Me too

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

I'm a fucking genius

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm quite nice - sometimes....

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By *carlettxWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Haha great post

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love the positivity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm just above average of average.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Go on. Give yourself a boost.

Claim it.

Declare it.

Say it out loud.

This is your thread.....

Over to you.

yeah your awesome

Aw. Fanks

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

Still think I look hotter as woman.. Strange . But then what's not strange on FAB..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm alright I suppose.

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By *itvclaireTV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Go on. Give yourself a boost.

Claim it.

Declare it.

Say it out loud.

This is your thread.....

Over to you.

You most certainly are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got a great pair of boobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am an awesome fella... you just need to realise it..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If i was a lollipop, i would suck myself to death

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By *adyGardenWoman
over a year ago

LONDON (se)

"I make a mean bastard of a cup of tea x "

No one makes tea better than me. Tiny splash of milk first and mix with teabag while wayer boils. This gives the milk flavour from the tea. Then pour in water stir and leave for as long as desired.

Ive converted water firsters to my amazing method

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By *ockyjohnMan
over a year ago

North West

I'd love to fuck gorgeous too!

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I am quirkily pulchritudinous. That'll do me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am the voice of reason

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I make a mean bastard of a cup of tea x

No one makes tea better than me. Tiny splash of milk first and mix with teabag while wayer boils. This gives the milk flavour from the tea. Then pour in water stir and leave for as long as desired.

Ive converted water firsters to my amazing method

Thats not tea its milky water, tea leaves can not infuse once soaked with cold milk..its a fact.so you are not getting any flavour from your bag..but each to their own

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I make a mean bastard of a cup of tea x

No one makes tea better than me. Tiny splash of milk first and mix with teabag while wayer boils. This gives the milk flavour from the tea. Then pour in water stir and leave for as long as desired.

Ive converted water firsters to my amazing method

Thats not tea its milky water, tea leaves can not infuse once soaked with cold milk..its a fact.so you are not getting any flavour from your bag..but each to their own

Teabag

Peasant!

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By *ack_at_the_farm....Man
over a year ago

woodhall spa

Simple 1,2,3

Tea bag

Water

Milk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im half alright like...

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

"I'm a fucking genius

Okay am I a genius at fucking, or just a fucking genius.

, or... well I haven't contemplated that option.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am a spreadsheet wizard.

Yay me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Go on. Give yourself a boost.

Claim it.

Declare it.

Say it out loud.

This is your thread.....

Over to you.

You most certainly are

XX"

Lol. I wasn't fishing for compliments. I've shouted my own egotistical bull....

Now it's everyone else's turn.

Thank crisps they forgot about tea making!

I dunno. You hand a thread over after spending hours preparing it and the masses turn it into a frickin tea thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a horny little milf and I love my dilf hubby!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I love tea"

Stop...... it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm me .. that's about as positive as it gets

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Leeds

O yes you do are xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I make a mean bastard of a cup of tea x

What do u put in first...milk or teabag and how long do u let it stew for? "

Never ever put milk in first, my god that's tea suicide.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

I'm still gorgeous today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm still gorgeous today

And everyother day afterwards...

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Leeds

What was I saying in last post.

Should have read we are all gorgeous xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a horny little milf and I love my dilf hubby!"

Yessss you are...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm so good... if I worked at McDonalds I'd have no stars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Today I am ill so don't feel it ... just hot and cold . lol

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

Yes my bum is yum

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am a spreadsheet wizard.

Yay me.

I need you at my beck and call 5 days a week

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Today I am ill so don't feel it ... just hot and cold . lol

Hoping you're back to hot as hell only now xxx

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By *andomfodCouple
over a year ago

walsall

"I make a mean bastard of a cup of tea x

What do u put in first...milk or teabag and how long do u let it stew for?

Boiling water direct on to tea bag, one minute of turning the bag and squeeze it out, add a dash of milk until a nice tanny colour (not milky)..allow to cool for a minute, enjoy "

Sounds perfect. You're going to have a long line of people in your inbox for tea meets now!

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By *moothwalkerMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

I like my cock...and my ass lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I rock my acoustic guitar

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

Just love my legs. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I was a lollipop,I'd lick myself all over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im awesome at licking pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sweet and kind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm an aquired taste, but more than happy with that.

People that seem to like me are the sort of people I like, so all is good in the world!

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Yep it's Tuesday and I'm still gorgeous today

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By *imon_hydeMan
over a year ago

Stockport

I'm a damn good kisser

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