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By *rotic Jane OP   Woman
over a year ago

London

I know it's not everybody’s cup of tea but I like erotic stories, sex stories, cyber sex, dirty talk, phone sex etc. I love my mind being sexually turned on. I enjoy the sex so much better when both my mind and body are turned on. I enjoy men emailing me and telling me what they would like to do to me if they met me. I love men who can think erotically and have good sexual imagination. That is the type of guy or couple I am looking to meet.

Last time I had a Fab profile I met some fantastic guys who were able to turn me on with their words. I got some really sexy erotic emails. This time I am just getting idiots. I get loads of copy and paste messages saying great profile and it's 100% obvious they have not read my profile. I obviously get loads of one line "Wanna fuck?" type messages.

What more can I do to attract the type of man I am looking for and stop the idiots contacting me? I have used my filters. My block list is already huge.

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By *rotic Jane OP   Woman
over a year ago

London

Doe any other women like receiving emails from a guy telling them what they would like to do with them sexually if they met?

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

Just read your profile. Completely i might add!

I get from it that you want to recieve messages telling you what is going to be done to you. I didnt count the number of times you mentioned this but safe to say you hammered the point home. Then when i got to your likes you listed a lot of generic sexual activities. I know nothing about you after completeing the excercise.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know it's not everybody’s cup of tea but I like erotic stories, sex stories, cyber sex, dirty talk, phone sex etc. I love my mind being sexually turned on. I enjoy the sex so much better when both my mind and body are turned on. I enjoy men emailing me and telling me what they would like to do to me if they met me. I love men who can think erotically and have good sexual imagination. That is the type of guy or couple I am looking to meet.

Last time I had a Fab profile I met some fantastic guys who were able to turn me on with their words. I got some really sexy erotic emails. This time I am just getting idiots. I get loads of copy and paste messages saying great profile and it's 100% obvious they have not read my profile. I obviously get loads of one line "Wanna fuck?" type messages.

What more can I do to attract the type of man I am looking for and stop the idiots contacting me? I have used my filters. My block list is already huge.

"

I'd reccomend you keep a close eye on the forum and watch out for creative personalities.. ooh and keep your lids in the stories section especially.

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By *he Happy ManMan
over a year ago

Merseyside


"I know it's not everybody’s cup of tea but I like erotic stories, sex stories, cyber sex, dirty talk, phone sex etc. I love my mind being sexually turned on. I enjoy the sex so much better when both my mind and body are turned on. I enjoy men emailing me and telling me what they would like to do to me if they met me. I love men who can think erotically and have good sexual imagination. That is the type of guy or couple I am looking to meet.

Last time I had a Fab profile I met some fantastic guys who were able to turn me on with their words. I got some really sexy erotic emails. This time I am just getting idiots. I get loads of copy and paste messages saying great profile and it's 100% obvious they have not read my profile. I obviously get loads of one line "Wanna fuck?" type messages.

What more can I do to attract the type of man I am looking for and stop the idiots contacting me? I have used my filters. My block list is already huge.

"

Challenge accepted lol. I love women like you with an erotic mind. Turn on the mind and the body will always follow.

I will send you one of my own erotic stories that I have written. Some of my erotic stories are in the Stories and Fantasies section of the forum.

If you like the erotic story I am going to send you I will have a go at your challenge on your profile lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know it's not everybody’s cup of tea but I like erotic stories, sex stories, cyber sex, dirty talk, phone sex etc. I love my mind being sexually turned on. I enjoy the sex so much better when both my mind and body are turned on. I enjoy men emailing me and telling me what they would like to do to me if they met me. I love men who can think erotically and have good sexual imagination. That is the type of guy or couple I am looking to meet.

Last time I had a Fab profile I met some fantastic guys who were able to turn me on with their words. I got some really sexy erotic emails. This time I am just getting idiots. I get loads of copy and paste messages saying great profile and it's 100% obvious they have not read my profile. I obviously get loads of one line "Wanna fuck?" type messages.

What more can I do to attract the type of man I am looking for and stop the idiots contacting me? I have used my filters. My block list is already huge.

Challenge accepted lol. I love women like you with an erotic mind. Turn on the mind and the body will always follow.

I will send you one of my own erotic stories that I have written. Some of my erotic stories are in the Stories and Fantasies section of the forum.

If you like the erotic story I am going to send you I will have a go at your challenge on your profile lol. "

Smooooooth as fuck.. you go boy! Get those neurons neurotical

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By *rotic Jane OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"I know it's not everybody’s cup of tea but I like erotic stories, sex stories, cyber sex, dirty talk, phone sex etc. I love my mind being sexually turned on. I enjoy the sex so much better when both my mind and body are turned on. I enjoy men emailing me and telling me what they would like to do to me if they met me. I love men who can think erotically and have good sexual imagination. That is the type of guy or couple I am looking to meet.

Last time I had a Fab profile I met some fantastic guys who were able to turn me on with their words. I got some really sexy erotic emails. This time I am just getting idiots. I get loads of copy and paste messages saying great profile and it's 100% obvious they have not read my profile. I obviously get loads of one line "Wanna fuck?" type messages.

What more can I do to attract the type of man I am looking for and stop the idiots contacting me? I have used my filters. My block list is already huge.

Challenge accepted lol. I love women like you with an erotic mind. Turn on the mind and the body will always follow.

I will send you one of my own erotic stories that I have written. Some of my erotic stories are in the Stories and Fantasies section of the forum.

If you like the erotic story I am going to send you I will have a go at your challenge on your profile lol. "

Your story was brilliant. Very erotic and very descriptive. You have great sexual imagination. You really turned me on. I had a great orgasm reading your story. You made me very happy. Thank you.

I will look for your stories in the Stories and Fantasies part of the forum.

If you have more stories send me some.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know it's not everybody’s cup of tea but I like erotic stories, sex stories, cyber sex, dirty talk, phone sex etc. I love my mind being sexually turned on. I enjoy the sex so much better when both my mind and body are turned on. I enjoy men emailing me and telling me what they would like to do to me if they met me. I love men who can think erotically and have good sexual imagination. That is the type of guy or couple I am looking to meet.

Last time I had a Fab profile I met some fantastic guys who were able to turn me on with their words. I got some really sexy erotic emails. This time I am just getting idiots. I get loads of copy and paste messages saying great profile and it's 100% obvious they have not read my profile. I obviously get loads of one line "Wanna fuck?" type messages.

What more can I do to attract the type of man I am looking for and stop the idiots contacting me? I have used my filters. My block list is already huge.

Challenge accepted lol. I love women like you with an erotic mind. Turn on the mind and the body will always follow.

I will send you one of my own erotic stories that I have written. Some of my erotic stories are in the Stories and Fantasies section of the forum.

If you like the erotic story I am going to send you I will have a go at your challenge on your profile lol. "

YEEEEAAAAAHHH THAs MA BOY!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe just block males and you do the looking if it's doing your head in.

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"I know it's not everybody’s cup of tea but I like erotic stories, sex stories, cyber sex, dirty talk, phone sex etc. I love my mind being sexually turned on. I enjoy the sex so much better when both my mind and body are turned on. I enjoy men emailing me and telling me what they would like to do to me if they met me. I love men who can think erotically and have good sexual imagination. That is the type of guy or couple I am looking to meet.

Last time I had a Fab profile I met some fantastic guys who were able to turn me on with their words. I got some really sexy erotic emails. This time I am just getting idiots. I get loads of copy and paste messages saying great profile and it's 100% obvious they have not read my profile. I obviously get loads of one line "Wanna fuck?" type messages.

What more can I do to attract the type of man I am looking for and stop the idiots contacting me? I have used my filters. My block list is already huge.

"

Personally for me, the lack of photo's on your profile would put me off trying to turn you on. I would really need to have some idea if I was interested in engaging your body before I set about the "challenge" of engaging your mind. Plus, it would be much more authentic a scenario if there was a representative "muse" to fire the imagination.

Cal x

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By *rotic Jane OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"Maybe just block males and you do the looking if it's doing your head in."

Good idea. I may end up doing that.

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By *rotic Jane OP   Woman
over a year ago

London

It's they guys who claimed to have read my profile that do my head in the most.

I can tell they have not read my profile and they have sent me the same copy and pasted message they send to every woman.

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By *rotic Jane OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"I know it's not everybody’s cup of tea but I like erotic stories, sex stories, cyber sex, dirty talk, phone sex etc. I love my mind being sexually turned on. I enjoy the sex so much better when both my mind and body are turned on. I enjoy men emailing me and telling me what they would like to do to me if they met me. I love men who can think erotically and have good sexual imagination. That is the type of guy or couple I am looking to meet.

Last time I had a Fab profile I met some fantastic guys who were able to turn me on with their words. I got some really sexy erotic emails. This time I am just getting idiots. I get loads of copy and paste messages saying great profile and it's 100% obvious they have not read my profile. I obviously get loads of one line "Wanna fuck?" type messages.

What more can I do to attract the type of man I am looking for and stop the idiots contacting me? I have used my filters. My block list is already huge.

Personally for me, the lack of photo's on your profile would put me off trying to turn you on. I would really need to have some idea if I was interested in engaging your body before I set about the "challenge" of engaging your mind. Plus, it would be much more authentic a scenario if there was a representative "muse" to fire the imagination.

Cal x"

Fair enough but I have to get to know somebody before they get my pics.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fancy a shag jane...

sorry thats the best I can do to woo you with my wigglywoo

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By *ickeyMan
over a year ago

Stroud

I have a couples profile as well & we want to do some wet knicker pictures to go on our profile.

Can anyone suggest where we can get lighter 'school girl esque' underwear which is light initially but goes darker when it gets a little damp };)

Want to put some sexy sticky little schoolgirl pictures on our profile.

Thanks in advance for the help

Lickey & Busty (WelshTarts)

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

her name was _rotic jane,

we met in a back alley lane,

she sucked me off behind the bins,

Then asked my brother if we were twins,

we spitroasted her hard,

he stole her bank card,

We spent her money on cars and fame,

Everyone should meet _rotic jane.

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By *lceeWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Wow, your profile is so negative. Just lots of what you don't like and a list of sexual turn on's. I came away feeling slightly depressed. You have to tantalise the good guys on here - give and ye shall receive and all that

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By *lceeWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Plus, read your profile out to my other half who zoned after the first few minutes. It's a tad boring and repetitive. I am the last person to tell people off for long profiles, but you could easily get eveything you wrote into a single iPhone screen by removing the repetition. Have fun and I hope you find some wocked wordsmiths!

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By *lceeWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

*wicked, lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Plus, read your profile out to my other half who zoned after the first few minutes. It's a tad boring and repetitive. I am the last person to tell people off for long profiles, but you could easily get eveything you wrote into a single iPhone screen by removing the repetition. Have fun and I hope you find some wocked wordsmiths! "

hello you cutie xxx

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By *rightonCheekyMan
over a year ago

Brighton

I read your profile just now and it's quite long. You don't get into liking the erotic stories until the 4th and 5th paragraphs. If that is your reason for being on here I'd suggest opening with that up top and maybe consider shortening the whole text to emphasise that x

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By *he Happy ManMan
over a year ago

Merseyside

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By *rotic Jane OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"Wow, your profile is so negative. Just lots of what you don't like and a list of sexual turn on's. I came away feeling slightly depressed. You have to tantalise the good guys on here - give and ye shall receive and all that "

Thanks.

How is my profile now?

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By *rotic Jane OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"Plus, read your profile out to my other half who zoned after the first few minutes. It's a tad boring and repetitive. I am the last person to tell people off for long profiles, but you could easily get eveything you wrote into a single iPhone screen by removing the repetition. Have fun and I hope you find some wocked wordsmiths! "

Well I have found one wicked wordsmith so far. I hope I find more lol.

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


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Personally for me, the lack of photo's on your profile would put me off trying to turn you on. I would really need to have some idea if I was interested in engaging your body before I set about the "challenge" of engaging your mind. Plus, it would be much more authentic a scenario if there was a representative "muse" to fire the imagination.

Cal x

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Fair enough but I have to get to know somebody before they get my pics. "

They don't need to be revealing or reveal your face, but something to let me know if I want to invest my time in the chase. It would be a travesty to peak your interest just to have to "let you down gently" if you're not what I'm looking for.

Cal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Doe any other women like receiving emails from a guy telling them what they would like to do with them sexually if they met?"

I enjoy this and do get such messages sometimes. Have received a few that have really blown my mind. There's a topic that comes up on here sometimes where you have to send a dirty message to someone who has posted. Got my best one from someone off of there. Good luck.

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By *rotic Jane OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"Doe any other women like receiving emails from a guy telling them what they would like to do with them sexually if they met?

I enjoy this and do get such messages sometimes. Have received a few that have really blown my mind. There's a topic that comes up on here sometimes where you have to send a dirty message to someone who has posted. Got my best one from someone off of there. Good luck. "

A fellow erotic lady. I am not alone lol.

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East


"Wow, your profile is so negative. Just lots of what you don't like and a list of sexual turn on's. I came away feeling slightly depressed. You have to tantalise the good guys on here - give and ye shall receive and all that

Thanks.

How is my profile now? "

Its better now.

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