FabSwingers.com forum: Gushing!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Can anyone offer some advice with regards to squirting and gushing.

My partner makes me gush something serious and even leaving towels down the furniture and bed are taking a beating.

What solutions do fellow gushers have do not to ruin every surface?

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By *miler6969696969Man
over a year ago

Doncaster/Sheffield

Dunelm do fake leather material by the metre. Get 2 metres then put it over wherever your having fun. Bed. Floor. Settee. But still need a towel on top. Mine works a treat.x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bought a waterproof mattress cover from dunhelm which has a cotton sheet on top, it's easy enough just to pop on just before any fun then take it off after, they're about £20 for a king size, fully machine washable too xx

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

Two of my fab lady friends are prolific and repeat squirters/ gushers..... I put towels down if I remember in time.... otherwise I just go with the flow and mop up afterwards and finish with a spray of febreze if all over the sofa and carpet. I'd like to get a new living room carpet but put up with the current one getting a frequent spraying.

The bedding always needs washing after a good meet anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I try not to drink too much beforehand and use the toilet frequently. That helps a lot. Also, don't allow anyone to finger fuck me. And, if my legs are up, pressing my fat stomach into itself and I feel it coming I move my legs or go to the toilet.

I've been to a gynaecologist and got medication to relax my bladder, so it doesn't retain any fluid. They are really helping and it means no operation just yet.

If you really can't stop it use waterproof sheets with a flannel top. They sell them in Tesco and Argos. Or you can but incontinence sheets, which are like puppy pads but bigger and more absorbents.

I wouldn't worry about it though, you can disinfect afterwards and if you wash it straight away it shouldn't smell.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a liberator, waterproof throw which comes in handy. The only downside is it gets cold when it's really wet

but it's saved untold bed changes on many occasions. You can literally throw a bucket of water on it and keep the bed dry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have wooden floors in all our rooms other than the staircase (and bathrooms but they have washable floors). We also have a waterproof cover for our bed (has a corton top so not uncomfortable) which we leave under our fitted sheet for the on the spur of the mement moments

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By *eeowlsMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Try a shower curtain cheap to buy and easy to clean wipe xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thanks everyone!

Going to try everything lol

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

"Thanks everyone!

Going to try everything lol"

Every little helps

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By *igjohn78Man
over a year ago

lincoln

What about a night with me I will not make you cum

I hope that will help lol

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By *herbert fountainWoman
over a year ago

Hanley

For away from home meets a waterproof backed picnic blanket comes in handy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pelvic floor exercises

Lights blue touch paper.

Runs for cover

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I keep disposable puppy training pads (60x54cm), in the bedroom wardrobe. Tried and tested

Pack of 30 for about £3.50 @ Wilkinsons.

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By *airymagicWoman
over a year ago

goblin city

"I keep disposable puppy training pads (60x54cm), in the bedroom wardrobe. Tried and tested

Pack of 30 for about £3.50 @ Wilkinsons.

I think this would offend me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pelvic floor exercises

Lights blue touch paper.

Runs for cover

I've been a good girl and have been doing mine correctly. My gynaecologist was very pleased with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pelvic floor exercises

Lights blue touch paper.

Runs for cover

I've been a good girl and have been doing mine correctly. My gynaecologist was very pleased with me

Well done. They're not an easy exercise when you start them. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pelvic floor exercises

Lights blue touch paper.

Runs for cover

I've been a good girl and have been doing mine correctly. My gynaecologist was very pleased with me

Well done. They're not an easy exercise when you start them. Xx"

They're a piece of piss!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I keep disposable puppy training pads (60x54cm), in the bedroom wardrobe. Tried and tested

Pack of 30 for about £3.50 @ Wilkinsons.

I think this would offend me"

They are identical to the human equivalent, sold @ disability shop, but for a fraction of the price.

Packs of Andrex toilet paper, have a cute puppy on the packaging... what's the difference?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pelvic floor exercises

Lights blue touch paper.

Runs for cover

I've been a good girl and have been doing mine correctly. My gynaecologist was very pleased with me

Well done. They're not an easy exercise when you start them. Xx

They're a piece of piss!"

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By *arren e treggidenMan
over a year ago

pembroke dock wales

Get female catheter and empty bladder before sex. done this last weekend and it worked no mess lady still had same explosive orgasem and no mess. other than that get a washerble kiely sheet or inco pads, also the experiments we done proved that the gush is urine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shower curtain with a sheet on top.

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By *eardedSilverFoxMan
over a year ago

Colchester

"Pelvic floor exercises

Lights blue touch paper.

Runs for cover

I've been a good girl and have been doing mine correctly. My gynaecologist was very pleased with me

Well done. They're not an easy exercise when you start them. Xx"

How would you know, you're a bloke!

Not being funny or anything but gyny excercises is exclusively a female thing, have you actually convinced yourself that you're a real woman?

That's like a bloke commenting on how painful it feels to give birth.....we haven't a clue!

Sorry if this offends but it just hit a nerve.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pelvic floor exercises

Lights blue touch paper.

Runs for cover

I've been a good girl and have been doing mine correctly. My gynaecologist was very pleased with me

Well done. They're not an easy exercise when you start them. Xx

How would you know, you're a bloke!

Not being funny or anything but gyny excercises is exclusively a female thing, have you actually convinced yourself that you're a real woman?

That's like a bloke commenting on how painful it feels to give birth.....we haven't a clue!

Sorry if this offends but it just hit a nerve. "

And you really don't have many of them left do you?

Nerves that is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pelvic floor exercises

Lights blue touch paper.

Runs for cover

I've been a good girl and have been doing mine correctly. My gynaecologist was very pleased with me

Well done. They're not an easy exercise when you start them. Xx

How would you know, you're a bloke!

Not being funny or anything but gyny excercises is exclusively a female thing, have you actually convinced yourself that you're a real woman?

That's like a bloke commenting on how painful it feels to give birth.....we haven't a clue!

Sorry if this offends but it just hit a nerve. "

Just sent you a diagram explaining why you're talking rubbish.

No need for personal assaults, thank you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get female catheter and empty bladder before sex. done this last weekend and it worked no mess lady still had same explosive orgasem and no mess. other than that get a washerble kiely sheet or inco pads, also the experiments we done proved that the gush is urine.

Ere don't you need to be trained to fit a urinary catheter? There's a huge risk of infection and a high risk of a urethral tear if improperly inserted.

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By *iffy1968Man
over a year ago

STAFFORD

We purchased ' kylies ' sheets wish are waterproof adsordent sheets and fully washable which makes them reusable , the other alternative are puppy training pads

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I keep disposable puppy training pads (60x54cm), in the bedroom wardrobe. Tried and tested

Pack of 30 for about £3.50 @ Wilkinsons.

Which charm school did you attend my dear??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I keep disposable puppy training pads (60x54cm), in the bedroom wardrobe. Tried and tested

Pack of 30 for about £3.50 @ Wilkinsons.

Which charm school did you attend my dear??

The Barbara Woodhouse Academy!

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By *van ArdenMan
over a year ago

Coleford, Forest of Dean, Gloucestershire.

My wifey gushes like there's no tomorrow and I love it. I often use my fingers but I like the taste as I lick her clean pussy until she squirts her warm lady juice on to my face.

Absolute HEAVEN.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try a shower curtain on the floor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have the same problem with my cat...

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By *ve 66Woman
over a year ago

Blackwood

I have a wee first then gush like there's no tomorrow then after need the toilet again..

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By *taffsfun73Man
over a year ago

Newcastle under lyme

Nice to meet in a hotel with a good gusher and not have to worry not that great for the cleaner I guess but god it's good to just keep it going with out the hassle of keeping something under her all the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nice to meet in a hotel with a good gusher and not have to worry not that great for the cleaner I guess but god it's good to just keep it going with out the hassle of keeping something under her all the time "

Oh yeah let housekeeping sort out the mess!

That kind of attitude pisses me off. If you're into gushing at least clean up after yourself.

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By *taffsfun73Man
over a year ago

Newcastle under lyme

"My wifey gushes like there's no tomorrow and I love it. I often use my fingers but I like the taste as I lick her clean pussy until she squirts her warm lady juice on to my face.

Absolute HEAVEN."

love it to can't beat it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Try a shower curtain cheap to buy and easy to clean wipe xx"

I do this under the sheet...towels on top. Have fun, strip it all off, clean sheet and bed is good to go!

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

Get puppy pads or there's pads for bed wetting.

That will help absorb the fluid and prevent the furniture or bed getting wet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I keep disposable puppy training pads (60x54cm), in the bedroom wardrobe. Tried and tested

Pack of 30 for about £3.50 @ Wilkinsons.

Which charm school did you attend my dear??

Obviously not one, where they prioritise brand snobbery over orgasmic liberation

Cheap & effective solution, vs ruining an expensive bed?...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pelvic floor exercises

Lights blue touch paper.

Runs for cover

I've been a good girl and have been doing mine correctly. My gynaecologist was very pleased with me

Well done. They're not an easy exercise when you start them. Xx

How would you know, you're a bloke!

Not being funny or anything but gyny excercises is exclusively a female thing, have you actually convinced yourself that you're a real woman?

That's like a bloke commenting on how painful it feels to give birth.....we haven't a clue!

Sorry if this offends but it just hit a nerve. "

Everyone has pelvic muscles. You need to look up the basics before you launch your transphobic rant.

How can you get to "49" and still know so little, although I suspect you may have shaved a few years off or had the hardest paper round ever

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By *arren e treggidenMan
over a year ago

pembroke dock wales

Ere don't you need to be trained to fit a urinary catheter? There's a huge risk of infection and a high risk of a urethral tear if improperly inserted."

There are self fit catheters on the market for ladies now a foly catheter is a different animal and if inserted wrong and inflated can cause untold damage contact comfeel they will send samples and there's a training vidio

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lots of towels -

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We use a picnic blanket that has the waterproof backing,,also comes in handy for a picnic!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love a squirter x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"lots of towels - "

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi , lots of people will tell you use a rubber or waterproof sheet . They are a waste of time . You need to catch it and not have it on something that will let it run every were . We have some super big hotel towels ,cotton and they just soak it all up . They also are more flexible allowing you to move around rather than being fixed to a flat surface .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get a walk in shower fitted. Anyway, look on the bright side, think yourself lucky that your not Eskimos, as you would be frozen to the furs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Squirting is sexy. It's part n parcel of good sex and the start of an intense orgasm. Just except there's going to be extra washing. Lots of towels waterproof bed covers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ere don't you need to be trained to fit a urinary catheter? There's a huge risk of infection and a high risk of a urethral tear if improperly inserted."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please don't do this as catheterisation is an invasive procedure and can cause UTIs. If you continue, ensure an aseptic technique is used (everything sterile).

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By *rofessormarkyxMan
over a year ago

Canterbury

B & M do a waterproof sheet with a towel like cover over it, it soaks up all the squirts you can throw at it, once your all done you just take it off the bed and chuck it in the washing machine ready for the next fun night or day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do it on all fours in the bath then no worries at all where it goes - combined with water sports works very well we find lol

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

"I keep disposable puppy training pads (60x54cm), in the bedroom wardrobe. Tried and tested

Pack of 30 for about £3.50 @ Wilkinsons.

I think this would offend me"

Pop them under your sheet then. They are good.

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

Please don't do this as catheterisation is an invasive procedure and can cause UTIs. If you continue, ensure an aseptic technique is used (everything sterile)."

Not sure what test you’ve used but it’s definitely not urine when I squirt. I can still empty my bladder afterwards even after squirting several times.

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By *elnkazCouple
over a year ago

cheshire

I have used a shower curtain In a single quilt cover before now .. Must get one sorted again soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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that wouldn't work for gush as it doesn't come from the bladder.. unless mine has an extra hole inside me... gushing doesn't come from the same place as pee.. as if I have a cock/toy inside me it doesn't gush out till the cock/ you is removed...

To op. The shower curtain does work well.. or you can get incontinence sheets from many places which are like the disposable ones but less fragile and washable.

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