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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

On time tonight.

Oh come on, you didn't really think I'd leave you lot, did you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you live in a happy place with butterflies & penguins, Anything is possible

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Battery died in my radio so tools went down I I got outta there

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"Battery died in my radio so tools went down I I got outta there

I read that as "Battery died in my dildo"!! Obviously know you too well Rachael!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn right you should down tools if there's no radio. That's inhumane that is

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Damn right you should down tools if there's no radio. That's inhumane that is"

I guess I could have put it on charge and used one off one of my drills but I just thought; fuck it. Hometime.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Battery died in my radio so tools went down I I got outta there

I read that as "Battery died in my dildo"!! Obviously know you too well Rachael!!

My fave one doesn't vibrate, actually

It's nice and big and realistic feeling. I screw my vaculoc base to the bed leg. Pop it on and "beep beep beep" bird reversing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Damn right you should down tools if there's no radio. That's inhumane that is

I guess I could have put it on charge and used one off one of my drills but I just thought; fuck it. Hometime.

Quite right and proper

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Nearly started a petition then

'Reinstate Rachel xxx'

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Love you Rachael mwah! Xxxx

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Damn right you should down tools if there's no radio. That's inhumane that is"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Love you Rachael mwah! Xxxx"

Love you too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

And so my day ends. Just arrived back in my cosy little cottage with clematis and roses around the door. Greeted by my three springers and my puppy.

Bliss.

Shower time.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"And so my day ends. Just arrived back in my cosy little cottage with clematis and roses around the door. Greeted by my three springers and my puppy.

Bliss.

Shower time.

Sounds like absolute heaven

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And so my day ends. Just arrived back in my cosy little cottage with clematis and roses around the door. Greeted by my three springers and my puppy.

Bliss.

Shower time.

Sounds like absolute heaven

Wanna scrub backs?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"And so my day ends. Just arrived back in my cosy little cottage with clematis and roses around the door. Greeted by my three springers and my puppy.

Bliss.

Shower time.

Sounds like absolute heaven

Wanna scrub backs?

Oh my! What are you trying to do to me?

Yes please!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And so my day ends. Just arrived back in my cosy little cottage with clematis and roses around the door. Greeted by my three springers and my puppy.

Bliss.

Shower time.

Sounds like absolute heaven

Wanna scrub backs?

Oh my! What are you trying to do to me?

Yes please!

I'm gunna run out of hot if you don't get here soon

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"And so my day ends. Just arrived back in my cosy little cottage with clematis and roses around the door. Greeted by my three springers and my puppy.

Bliss.

Shower time.

Sounds like absolute heaven

Wanna scrub backs?

Oh my! What are you trying to do to me?

Yes please!

I'm gunna run out of hot if you don't get here soon

I thought you'd forgotten about me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And so my day ends. Just arrived back in my cosy little cottage with clematis and roses around the door. Greeted by my three springers and my puppy.

Bliss.

Shower time.

Sounds like absolute heaven

Wanna scrub backs?

Oh my! What are you trying to do to me?

Yes please!

I'm gunna run out of hot if you don't get here soon

I thought you'd forgotten about me

How?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"And so my day ends. Just arrived back in my cosy little cottage with clematis and roses around the door. Greeted by my three springers and my puppy.

Bliss.

Shower time.

Sounds like absolute heaven

Wanna scrub backs?

Oh my! What are you trying to do to me?

Yes please!

I'm gunna run out of hot if you don't get here soon

I thought you'd forgotten about me

How?

You sweet talker you. See, one of the many reasons I adores ya

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And so my day ends. Just arrived back in my cosy little cottage with clematis and roses around the door. Greeted by my three springers and my puppy.

Bliss.

Shower time.

Sounds like absolute heaven

Wanna scrub backs?

Oh my! What are you trying to do to me?

Yes please!

I'm gunna run out of hot if you don't get here soon

I thought you'd forgotten about me

How?

You sweet talker you. See, one of the many reasons I adores ya

The coal tar soap is going all gooey. Hurry the fuck up woman.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"And so my day ends. Just arrived back in my cosy little cottage with clematis and roses around the door. Greeted by my three springers and my puppy.

Bliss.

Shower time.

Sounds like absolute heaven

Wanna scrub backs?

Oh my! What are you trying to do to me?

Yes please!

I'm gunna run out of hot if you don't get here soon

I thought you'd forgotten about me

How?

You sweet talker you. See, one of the many reasons I adores ya

The coal tar soap is going all gooey. Hurry the fuck up woman.

Coal tar? I thought we were using Pears. It's off... It's soooo off. Pffft

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And so my day ends. Just arrived back in my cosy little cottage with clematis and roses around the door. Greeted by my three springers and my puppy.

Bliss.

Shower time.

Sounds like absolute heaven

Wanna scrub backs?

Oh my! What are you trying to do to me?

Yes please!

I'm gunna run out of hot if you don't get here soon

I thought you'd forgotten about me

How?

You sweet talker you. See, one of the many reasons I adores ya

The coal tar soap is going all gooey. Hurry the fuck up woman.

Coal tar? I thought we were using Pears. It's off... It's soooo off. Pffft "

Lol.

I actually use dove shower creme.

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

"On time tonight.

Oh come on, you didn't really think I'd leave you lot, did you?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60fqp2rLUR4

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"And so my day ends. Just arrived back in my cosy little cottage with clematis and roses around the door. Greeted by my three springers and my puppy.

Bliss.

Shower time.

Sounds like absolute heaven

Wanna scrub backs?

Oh my! What are you trying to do to me?

Yes please!

I'm gunna run out of hot if you don't get here soon

I thought you'd forgotten about me

How?

You sweet talker you. See, one of the many reasons I adores ya

The coal tar soap is going all gooey. Hurry the fuck up woman.

Coal tar? I thought we were using Pears. It's off... It's soooo off. Pffft

Lol.

I actually use dove shower creme.

Me too!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And so my day ends. Just arrived back in my cosy little cottage with clematis and roses around the door. Greeted by my three springers and my puppy.

Bliss.

Shower time.

Sounds like absolute heaven

Wanna scrub backs?

Oh my! What are you trying to do to me?

Yes please!

I'm gunna run out of hot if you don't get here soon

I thought you'd forgotten about me

How?

You sweet talker you. See, one of the many reasons I adores ya

The coal tar soap is going all gooey. Hurry the fuck up woman.

Coal tar? I thought we were using Pears. It's off... It's soooo off. Pffft

Lol.

I actually use dove shower creme.

Me too!!

I know

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"And so my day ends. Just arrived back in my cosy little cottage with clematis and roses around the door. Greeted by my three springers and my puppy.

Bliss.

Shower time.

Sounds like absolute heaven

Wanna scrub backs?

Oh my! What are you trying to do to me?

Yes please!

I'm gunna run out of hot if you don't get here soon

I thought you'd forgotten about me

How?

You sweet talker you. See, one of the many reasons I adores ya

The coal tar soap is going all gooey. Hurry the fuck up woman.

Coal tar? I thought we were using Pears. It's off... It's soooo off. Pffft

Lol.

I actually use dove shower creme.

Me too!!

I know

How do you know this information

you been peeping?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

on a jet plane .. I read you was and that song jumped into my mind ... .

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And so my day ends. Just arrived back in my cosy little cottage with clematis and roses around the door. Greeted by my three springers and my puppy.

Bliss.

Shower time.

Sounds like absolute heaven

Wanna scrub backs?

Oh my! What are you trying to do to me?

Yes please!

I'm gunna run out of hot if you don't get here soon

I thought you'd forgotten about me

How?

You sweet talker you. See, one of the many reasons I adores ya

The coal tar soap is going all gooey. Hurry the fuck up woman.

Coal tar? I thought we were using Pears. It's off... It's soooo off. Pffft

Lol.

I actually use dove shower creme.

Me too!!

I know

How do you know this information

you been peeping?"

Lift the loo lid. (Camera)

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"And so my day ends. Just arrived back in my cosy little cottage with clematis and roses around the door. Greeted by my three springers and my puppy.

Bliss.

Shower time.

Sounds like absolute heaven

Wanna scrub backs?

Oh my! What are you trying to do to me?

Yes please!

I'm gunna run out of hot if you don't get here soon

I thought you'd forgotten about me

How?

You sweet talker you. See, one of the many reasons I adores ya

The coal tar soap is going all gooey. Hurry the fuck up woman.

Coal tar? I thought we were using Pears. It's off... It's soooo off. Pffft

Lol.

I actually use dove shower creme.

Me too!!

I know

How do you know this information

you been peeping?

Lift the loo lid. (Camera)

I just snort laughed then hahahaa fucking hell

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And so my day ends. Just arrived back in my cosy little cottage with clematis and roses around the door. Greeted by my three springers and my puppy.

Bliss.

Shower time.

Sounds like absolute heaven

Wanna scrub backs?

Oh my! What are you trying to do to me?

Yes please!

I'm gunna run out of hot if you don't get here soon

I thought you'd forgotten about me

How?

You sweet talker you. See, one of the many reasons I adores ya

The coal tar soap is going all gooey. Hurry the fuck up woman.

Coal tar? I thought we were using Pears. It's off... It's soooo off. Pffft

Lol.

I actually use dove shower creme.

Me too!!

I know

How do you know this information

you been peeping?

Lift the loo lid. (Camera)

I just snort laughed then hahahaa fucking hell

I call it pan cam

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"And so my day ends. Just arrived back in my cosy little cottage with clematis and roses around the door. Greeted by my three springers and my puppy.

Bliss.

Shower time.

Sounds like absolute heaven

Wanna scrub backs?

Oh my! What are you trying to do to me?

Yes please!

I'm gunna run out of hot if you don't get here soon

I thought you'd forgotten about me

How?

You sweet talker you. See, one of the many reasons I adores ya

The coal tar soap is going all gooey. Hurry the fuck up woman.

Coal tar? I thought we were using Pears. It's off... It's soooo off. Pffft

Lol.

I actually use dove shower creme.

Me too!!

I know

How do you know this information

you been peeping?

Lift the loo lid. (Camera)

I just snort laughed then hahahaa fucking hell

I call it pan cam

Get a serious eye full

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Even I don't know why I do it. I'm not into wayersports.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Even I don't know why I do it. I'm not into wayersports.

It's more of the sloppies that concern me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Even I don't know why I do it. I'm not into wayersports.

It's more of the sloppies that concern me

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Even I don't know why I do it. I'm not into wayersports.

It's more of the sloppies that concern me

You must have known I was gonna go there!!

You know what I giggle at loads?

Cock snot up the fart pipe.

I don't think that line will ever be beaten.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Even I don't know why I do it. I'm not into wayersports.

It's more of the sloppies that concern me

You must have known I was gonna go there!!

You know what I giggle at loads?

Cock snot up the fart pipe.

I don't think that line will ever be beaten."

And he made a thread of it

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Even I don't know why I do it. I'm not into wayersports.

It's more of the sloppies that concern me

You must have known I was gonna go there!!

You know what I giggle at loads?

Cock snot up the fart pipe.

I don't think that line will ever be beaten.

And he made a thread of it

Was just brilliant.

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By *hor ThumbMan
over a year ago

bristol

"Battery died in my radio so tools went down I I got outta there

I read that as "Battery died in my dildo"!! Obviously know you too well Rachael!!

My fave one doesn't vibrate, actually

It's nice and big and realistic feeling. I screw my vaculoc base to the bed leg. Pop it on and "beep beep beep" bird reversing

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