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Bareback gang bang blindfolded at local dogging site tied to a tree

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sounds exciting. Living life on the edge.

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury


"Sounds exciting. Living life on the edge.

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Has someone hacked your account?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sounds exciting. Living life on the edge.

Has someone hacked your account? "

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Would you use leather straps?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is the entire gang bang blindfolded?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Yep. Leather straps and blind folded before arrival.

Driving there could be quite exciting too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please, please be careful. I know some fantasies are intoxicating but really think if the pros outweigh the cons. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds hot

But dont x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So that wasn't the name of a new cocktail?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is the entire gang bang blindfolded?"

LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yep. Leather straps and blind folded before arrival.

Driving there could be quite exciting too. "

or the conversation with the taxi driver could be fun

"Evening guvnor where to?"

"Boxley Woods, 7th tree on tge ramblers trail please"...

xx

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By *icky_tvLondonTV/TS
over a year ago

london


"Sounds exciting. Living life on the edge.

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Mental health issue? No offence, just something to consider.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yep. Leather straps and blind folded before arrival.

Driving there could be quite exciting too.

or the conversation with the taxi driver could be fun

"Evening guvnor where to?"

"Boxley Woods, 7th tree on tge ramblers trail please"...

xx"

Cool idea. I was a little trepidatious about driving so far blindfolded.

Looks up taxi numbers.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Mental health issue? No offence, just something to consider."

I think we've established I have issues already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will there be a van to use in case of inclement weather?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is the entire gang bang blindfolded?"

Could end up with a few sticking it in the wrong bush.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is the entire gang bang blindfolded?"

It's like an odd game of pin the tail on the donkey...

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By *vadownMan
over a year ago

Wickham


"Is the entire gang bang blindfolded?

It's like an odd game of pin the tail on the donkey... "

PMSL

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By *vadownMan
over a year ago

Wickham

Eeyore ways does that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bareback.... You'll all end up walking sideways!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Normally....i do it 2-3 times every week!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Will there be a van to use in case of inclement weather?"

I could put up a gazebo earlier in the day. It's looking to be a wet weekend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Will there be a van to use in case of inclement weather?

I could put up a gazebo earlier in the day. It's looking to be a wet weekend. "

A gazebo you say? Put a patio heater in it and it's a date. If it's cold, there's no way I'd be able to reach my full 4in potential.

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By *iforfun999Man
over a year ago

Haverfordwest

Sounds risky, if you choose the wrong type of tree, as you could end up with bark rash or moss and insects in all kinds of places they shouldn't be found in. Not to mention the ergonomics and being in an uncomfortable position for too long.

Good luck!

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By *atindollTV/TS
over a year ago

edinburgh


"Is the entire gang bang blindfolded?"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sounds risky, if you choose the wrong type of tree, as you could end up with bark rash or moss and insects in all kinds of places they shouldn't be found in. Not to mention the ergonomics and being in an uncomfortable position for too long.

Good luck! "

I'm going down to check for dangerous trees and bushes. Hawthorne in the wrong place isn't fun. Laburnum trees are poisonous too so biting down on the wrong branch could be dodgy.

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By *iforfun999Man
over a year ago

Haverfordwest


"Sounds risky, if you choose the wrong type of tree, as you could end up with bark rash or moss and insects in all kinds of places they shouldn't be found in. Not to mention the ergonomics and being in an uncomfortable position for too long.

Good luck!

I'm going down to check for dangerous trees and bushes. Hawthorne in the wrong place isn't fun. Laburnum trees are poisonous too so biting down on the wrong branch could be dodgy. "

While you're at it, I mean, checking for danger, google wild parsnip. It is a popular plant, looks harmless and leaves nasty blisters where the plant touches skin and is consequently exposed to sunlight. I know from personal experience of going to Pembrey beach and dunes, having really nasty blisters on my leg and shoulders on both occasions I went. The blisters get very big and painful.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

You could set up a table next to the tree with a choice of light snacks and cups of lemon squash.

I think twiglets, cheese and pineapple on cocktail sticks, mini sausages of course, mini quiche and onion bhajis.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You could set up a table next to the tree with a choice of light snacks and cups of lemon squash.

I think twiglets, cheese and pineapple on cocktail sticks, mini sausages of course, mini quiche and onion bhajis.

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You know I'm highly allergic to pineapple. You evil so and so.

I take my safety very seriously

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.


"You could set up a table next to the tree with a choice of light snacks and cups of lemon squash.

I think twiglets, cheese and pineapple on cocktail sticks, mini sausages of course, mini quiche and onion bhajis.

You know I'm highly allergic to pineapple. You evil so and so.

I take my safety very seriously "

No carmen miranda style head dress for you then.

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By *iforfun999Man
over a year ago

Haverfordwest


"You could set up a table next to the tree with a choice of light snacks and cups of lemon squash.

I think twiglets, cheese and pineapple on cocktail sticks, mini sausages of course, mini quiche and onion bhajis.

You know I'm highly allergic to pineapple. You evil so and so.

I take my safety very seriously "

Don't forget a bowl of water on the ground for the dogs. Apparently there really are people who take dogs out for a walk in the woods and it's nothing to do with dogging!

Plus a spare bowl for the human pups out on a leash with their owner too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You could set up a table next to the tree with a choice of light snacks and cups of lemon squash.

I think twiglets, cheese and pineapple on cocktail sticks, mini sausages of course, mini quiche and onion bhajis.

You know I'm highly allergic to pineapple. You evil so and so.

I take my safety very seriously

Don't forget a bowl of water on the ground for the dogs. Apparently there really are people who take dogs out for a walk in the woods and it's nothing to do with dogging!

Plus a spare bowl for the human pups out on a leash with their owner too. "

I can take my three dogs too? Cooool.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.


"You could set up a table next to the tree with a choice of light snacks and cups of lemon squash.

I think twiglets, cheese and pineapple on cocktail sticks, mini sausages of course, mini quiche and onion bhajis.

You know I'm highly allergic to pineapple. You evil so and so.

I take my safety very seriously

Don't forget a bowl of water on the ground for the dogs. Apparently there really are people who take dogs out for a walk in the woods and it's nothing to do with dogging!

Plus a spare bowl for the human pups out on a leash with their owner too. "

Good point.

Maybe some flavoured jelly which could act as lube also.

Unless you want them doing you dry of course

#frictionburns

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You could set up a table next to the tree with a choice of light snacks and cups of lemon squash.

I think twiglets, cheese and pineapple on cocktail sticks, mini sausages of course, mini quiche and onion bhajis.

You know I'm highly allergic to pineapple. You evil so and so.

I take my safety very seriously

Don't forget a bowl of water on the ground for the dogs. Apparently there really are people who take dogs out for a walk in the woods and it's nothing to do with dogging!

Plus a spare bowl for the human pups out on a leash with their owner too.

Good point.

Maybe some flavoured jelly which could act as lube also.

Unless you want them doing you dry of course

#frictionburns "

Oh god no. I'm good but not like a bucket. I need lube.

So is it true about alcohol up tha jacksie getting you pissed? Does it work with vodka jelly too?

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By *ause and EffectCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"You could set up a table next to the tree with a choice of light snacks and cups of lemon squash.

I think twiglets, cheese and pineapple on cocktail sticks, mini sausages of course, mini quiche and onion bhajis.

"

Twiglets?

What kind of kinky behaviour is this?

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By *dsindyTV/TS
over a year ago

East Lancashire

Nettles.....watch out for them, unless you want to make a countryside cup of tea, or there a few who like being flogged by them.

Any jaffa cakes? Provide jaffa cakes and you will be snowed under with visitors to your blind gangy bangy whatnot

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Jaffa cakes make the list

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By *iforfun999Man
over a year ago

Haverfordwest

Vodka jelly up the bum? What a waste! It might get you tipsy, but alcohol isn't good for anyone's delicate insides down there, especially for a delicate lady like yourself.

Besides, who is going to get the benefit of the jelly flavor? Strawberry? Raspberry? Blackcurrant? Orange? Black Cherry? Lemon? Lime? You're not going to get the flavour benefits. Unless you're thinking of ..... Never mind, we don't want to know any more on that line of thought.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Chicken. People delight in tasting me

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By *avrick15Man
over a year ago

glasgow

Well that escalated quickly

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"Chicken. People delight in tasting me "

Chicken Jelly? You'll excite those dogs too much.....!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Chicken. People delight in tasting me

Chicken Jelly? You'll excite those dogs too much.....! "

Oh ffs. You had to take it to a banned subject

Look. I take my safety very seriously. I'm not going to get d*unk. Involve animals. Take vodka jelly up the ass. Bite a laburnum. Cuddle a blister inducing plant.

We're just talking about bareback sex with strangers you can't see and can't say no to.

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By *avrick15Man
over a year ago

glasgow


"Chicken. People delight in tasting me

Chicken Jelly? You'll excite those dogs too much.....!

Oh ffs. You had to take it to a banned subject

Look. I take my safety very seriously. I'm not going to get d*unk. Involve animals. Take vodka jelly up the ass. Bite a laburnum. Cuddle a blister inducing plant.

We're just talking about bareback sex with strangers you can't see and can't say no to. "

Well I'm glad that's cleared that up... hope the clap passes as quickly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you go down to the woods today

your sure to get a big surprise

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Chicken. People delight in tasting me

Chicken Jelly? You'll excite those dogs too much.....!

Oh ffs. You had to take it to a banned subject

Look. I take my safety very seriously. I'm not going to get d*unk. Involve animals. Take vodka jelly up the ass. Bite a laburnum. Cuddle a blister inducing plant.

We're just talking about bareback sex with strangers you can't see and can't say no to.

Well I'm glad that's cleared that up... hope the clap passes as quickly "

Clap? I have way more to share than a round of applause

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By *avrick15Man
over a year ago

glasgow


"Chicken. People delight in tasting me

Chicken Jelly? You'll excite those dogs too much.....!

Oh ffs. You had to take it to a banned subject

Look. I take my safety very seriously. I'm not going to get d*unk. Involve animals. Take vodka jelly up the ass. Bite a laburnum. Cuddle a blister inducing plant.

We're just talking about bareback sex with strangers you can't see and can't say no to.

Well I'm glad that's cleared that up... hope the clap passes as quickly

Clap? I have way more to share than a round of applause "

It would appear so... lol

You'll be abused like a lost calf

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Chicken. People delight in tasting me

Chicken Jelly? You'll excite those dogs too much.....!

Oh ffs. You had to take it to a banned subject

Look. I take my safety very seriously. I'm not going to get d*unk. Involve animals. Take vodka jelly up the ass. Bite a laburnum. Cuddle a blister inducing plant.

We're just talking about bareback sex with strangers you can't see and can't say no to.

Well I'm glad that's cleared that up... hope the clap passes as quickly

Clap? I have way more to share than a round of applause

It would appear so... lol

You'll be abused like a lost calf "

Oh I hope so. Out with a bang

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By *iss_Samantha_LovecockTV/TS
over a year ago

bmth /poole sometimes blandford

could be embarrassing if someone you know walks past

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By *londieddWoman
over a year ago

fife

got to love the block button

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"got to love the block button"

- Mrs. J -

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By *ekneCouple
over a year ago

London

Why?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"got to love the block button

- Mrs. J -"

Yay. Go you mrs J.

You missed my "block the poster above" thread?

Word of advice; never take this girl seriously.

Now who's for cake? Gotta be cake time by now.

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay

Obviously you're not in a part of the world bothered by midges!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Obviously you're not in a part of the world bothered by midges! "

Oh god yes. How are the midge levels? I hear they're expecting a bumper year.

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"Chicken. People delight in tasting me

Chicken Jelly? You'll excite those dogs too much.....!

Oh ffs. You had to take it to a banned subject

Look. I take my safety very seriously. I'm not going to get d*unk. Involve animals. Take vodka jelly up the ass. Bite a laburnum. Cuddle a blister inducing plant.

We're just talking about bareback sex with strangers you can't see and can't say no to. "

I said get em excited not involve em! Filth I tells ya.....

You had to take it too far!

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

P.S.Markoh says he misses you -but that's probably cause he can't see you with that blindfold on!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"got to love the block button

- Mrs. J -

Yay. Go you mrs J.

You missed my "block the poster above" thread?

Word of advice; never take this girl seriously.

Now who's for cake? Gotta be cake time by now. "

Did you not get the memo about cake now being a banned subject?

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By *iforfun999Man
over a year ago

Haverfordwest


"Chicken. People delight in tasting me

Chicken Jelly? You'll excite those dogs too much.....!

Oh ffs. You had to take it to a banned subject

Look. I take my safety very seriously. I'm not going to get d*unk. Involve animals. Take vodka jelly up the ass. Bite a laburnum. Cuddle a blister inducing plant.

We're just talking about bareback sex with strangers you can't see and can't say no to. "

I was just having fun with the friendly banter you were providing, so I hope you didn't take anything the wrong way, Rachael.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is the entire gang bang blindfolded?"

That cracked me up

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By *iforfun999Man
over a year ago

Haverfordwest


"got to love the block button

- Mrs. J -

Yay. Go you mrs J.

You missed my "block the poster above" thread?

Word of advice; never take this girl seriously.

Now who's for cake? Gotta be cake time by now.

Did you not get the memo about cake now being a banned subject?"

Apparently, cake might cause skin rash if it comes in contact with anyone with a nut allergy and it wasn't declared on the ingredient list, especially home baked, as I'm sure Rachael would be home baking as an additional nice touch to the day's festivities.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cake and cock?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is the entire gang bang blindfolded?

That cracked me up "

You were imagining twenty blindfolded guys stumbling around the woods with hardons trying to find this elusive girl too then?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Chicken. People delight in tasting me

Chicken Jelly? You'll excite those dogs too much.....!

Oh ffs. You had to take it to a banned subject

Look. I take my safety very seriously. I'm not going to get d*unk. Involve animals. Take vodka jelly up the ass. Bite a laburnum. Cuddle a blister inducing plant.

We're just talking about bareback sex with strangers you can't see and can't say no to.

I was just having fun with the friendly banter you were providing, so I hope you didn't take anything the wrong way, Rachael. "

Don't be silly. This chick is the mistress of talking crap xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"got to love the block button

- Mrs. J -

Yay. Go you mrs J.

You missed my "block the poster above" thread?

Word of advice; never take this girl seriously.

Now who's for cake? Gotta be cake time by now.

Did you not get the memo about cake now being a banned subject?"

Takes bigger slice and eats it before the step looms once more.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"P.S.Markoh says he misses you -but that's probably cause he can't see you with that blindfold on! "

I installed the find my phone app on his and I can tell you he's gone in through the wrong entrance again!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"got to love the block button

- Mrs. J -

Yay. Go you mrs J.

You missed my "block the poster above" thread?

Word of advice; never take this girl seriously.

Now who's for cake? Gotta be cake time by now.

Did you not get the memo about cake now being a banned subject?

Takes bigger slice and eats it before the step looms once more. "

Instant ban!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds fun would have to take detol and bog brush with me tho give it quick clean before going bareback nobody wants sloppy 40th would sound like jumping up and down in wellies full of water

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sounds fun would have to take detol and bog brush with me tho give it quick clean before going bareback nobody wants sloppy 40th would sound like jumping up and down in wellies full of water "

Loving the wellies analogy. Anal pun intended.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sounds fun would have to take detol and bog brush with me tho give it quick clean before going bareback nobody wants sloppy 40th would sound like jumping up and down in wellies full of water

Loving the wellies analogy. Anal pun intended. "

Good pun.

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

you lot get off my Land! Farmer Palmer and take all your various odds and sods!

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"P.S.Markoh says he misses you -but that's probably cause he can't see you with that blindfold on!

I installed the find my phone app on his and I can tell you he's gone in through the wrong entrance again! "

Typical!

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By *nequeenslutWoman
over a year ago

rugeley

will put some razor blades on my strap on and get rid of those haemorrhoids for you

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"will put some razor blades on my strap on and get rid of those haemorrhoids for you "

Ok I just clamped by butt cheeks closed!

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"will put some razor blades on my strap on and get rid of those haemorrhoids for you "

Made me think of the film Se7en!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"will put some razor blades on my strap on and get rid of those haemorrhoids for you

Ok I just clamped by butt cheeks closed!"

Me too.

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By *esicupidsCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

Suggest some antibiotic cocktail shots nearby for anyone who gets thirsty or itchy.

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"Suggest some antibiotic cocktail shots nearby for anyone who gets thirsty or itchy. "

They also for anal administration?

You do know this thread isn't serious right folks?! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Suggest some antibiotic cocktail shots nearby for anyone who gets thirsty or itchy.

They also for anal administration?

You do know this thread isn't serious right folks?! Lol "

Nope. How are we supposed to know that?

- Mrs. J -

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central


"Suggest some antibiotic cocktail shots nearby for anyone who gets thirsty or itchy.

They also for anal administration?

You do know this thread isn't serious right folks?! Lol "

I'm taking a liquid Nitrogen freezer, so they'll be frozen jelly shots. Can be interspersed with the alcoholic ones. It'll soon melt with all of Fabs men creating friction heat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bit risky if you ask me

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"Suggest some antibiotic cocktail shots nearby for anyone who gets thirsty or itchy.

They also for anal administration?

You do know this thread isn't serious right folks?! Lol

Nope. How are we supposed to know that?

- Mrs. J -"

Reading it is a pretty big clue.....

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By *unlinguyMan
over a year ago

South Dublin


"Is the entire gang bang blindfolded?"

Everyone bar the person tied to the tree, the kinkiest gave of "marco polo" ever..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Suggest some antibiotic cocktail shots nearby for anyone who gets thirsty or itchy.

They also for anal administration?

You do know this thread isn't serious right folks?! Lol

Nope. How are we supposed to know that?

- Mrs. J -

Reading it is a pretty big clue..... "

This is what this person wrote: "Bareback gang bang blindfolded at local dogging site tied to a tree". What clues did you get from reading this?

- Mrs. J -

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"Suggest some antibiotic cocktail shots nearby for anyone who gets thirsty or itchy.

They also for anal administration?

You do know this thread isn't serious right folks?! Lol

Nope. How are we supposed to know that?

- Mrs. J -

Reading it is a pretty big clue.....

This is what this person wrote: "Bareback gang bang blindfolded at local dogging site tied to a tree". What clues did you get from reading this?

- Mrs. J -"

Read the thread as it unfolds.....

Anyone who knows OP who is a very popular forum poster will know it's not real too - hence the ridiculous comments back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Suggest some antibiotic cocktail shots nearby for anyone who gets thirsty or itchy.

They also for anal administration?

You do know this thread isn't serious right folks?! Lol

Nope. How are we supposed to know that?

- Mrs. J -

Reading it is a pretty big clue.....

This is what this person wrote: "Bareback gang bang blindfolded at local dogging site tied to a tree". What clues did you get from reading this?

- Mrs. J -

Read the thread as it unfolds.....

Anyone who knows OP who is a very popular forum poster will know it's not real too - hence the ridiculous comments back "

Well, we don't know the OP; only know what they have written

- Mrs. J -

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"Suggest some antibiotic cocktail shots nearby for anyone who gets thirsty or itchy.

They also for anal administration?

You do know this thread isn't serious right folks?! Lol

Nope. How are we supposed to know that?

- Mrs. J -

Reading it is a pretty big clue.....

This is what this person wrote: "Bareback gang bang blindfolded at local dogging site tied to a tree". What clues did you get from reading this?

- Mrs. J -

Read the thread as it unfolds.....

Anyone who knows OP who is a very popular forum poster will know it's not real too - hence the ridiculous comments back

Well, we don't know the OP; only know what they have written

- Mrs. J -"

Indeed so as I said the rest of the thread and it's responses give a clue

Have a lovely weekend!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've decided I'm not coming now unless there's a bed of rose petals, feather pillows, and a film crew to capture it all for posterity.

Time to up the game Rach'

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Suggest some antibiotic cocktail shots nearby for anyone who gets thirsty or itchy.

They also for anal administration?

You do know this thread isn't serious right folks?! Lol

Nope. How are we supposed to know that?

- Mrs. J -

Reading it is a pretty big clue.....

This is what this person wrote: "Bareback gang bang blindfolded at local dogging site tied to a tree". What clues did you get from reading this?

- Mrs. J -

Read the thread as it unfolds.....

Anyone who knows OP who is a very popular forum poster will know it's not real too - hence the ridiculous comments back

Well, we don't know the OP; only know what they have written

- Mrs. J -"

And I answered directly to you not to take anything I say seriously.

Seems you're the only ones playing dumb as usually a bare back thread would provoke condemnation and Russian roulette comments.

Instead this one has simply been taken lightheartedly with jokes about the high risk of the vegetation rather than stds and stis.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've decided I'm not coming now unless there's a bed of rose petals, feather pillows, and a film crew to capture it all for posterity.

Time to up the game Rach' "

Plumps pillows. Murders a billion roses.

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By *iforfun999Man
over a year ago

Haverfordwest


"I've decided I'm not coming now unless there's a bed of rose petals, feather pillows, and a film crew to capture it all for posterity.

Time to up the game Rach'

Plumps pillows. Murders a billion roses. "

Pssst - don't forget to book the musicians. It's the harpist who usually needs more notice than the band of minstrels.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've decided I'm not coming now unless there's a bed of rose petals, feather pillows, and a film crew to capture it all for posterity.

Time to up the game Rach'

Plumps pillows. Murders a billion roses.

Pssst - don't forget to book the musicians. It's the harpist who usually needs more notice than the band of minstrels. "

I have my own harpist in the boot of the limo.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Are you still tied to a tree?!

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Im worried whose baby sitting the penquin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im worried whose baby sitting the penquin "

He's being left to fend for himself. It's about time he grew up.

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay


"

Instead this one has simply been taken lightheartedly with jokes about the high risk of the vegetation rather than stds and stis.

"

People will be using vegetables?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Im worried whose baby sitting the penquin

He's being left to fend for himself. It's about time he grew up. "

The penguin has his own issues.

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"

Instead this one has simply been taken lightheartedly with jokes about the high risk of the vegetation rather than stds and stis.

People will be using vegetables? "

Only prize winning marrows.

Bend over!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im worried whose baby sitting the penquin

He's being left to fend for himself. It's about time he grew up.

The penguin has his own issues. "

Has he been barebacking?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Im worried whose baby sitting the penquin

He's being left to fend for himself. It's about time he grew up.

The penguin has his own issues.

Has he been barebacking? "

Yeah. Never fuck a bear. They're way too clingy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great in your head but not in real life, be safe and be careful!

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Im worried whose baby sitting the penquin "

Exactly my thoughts

Will there be full size cans of pop or the mini ones at the gazebo bar thingy?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Im worried whose baby sitting the penquin

Exactly my thoughts

Will there be full size cans of pop or the mini ones at the gazebo bar thingy? "

I always provide mini ones. People drink them faster. Everyone gets d*unk faster. The party gets a pumping so much sooner

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Great in your head but not in real life, be safe and be careful!"

Pssst. It's a joke thread.

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By *iforfun999Man
over a year ago

Haverfordwest


"Im worried whose baby sitting the penquin

Exactly my thoughts

Will there be full size cans of pop or the mini ones at the gazebo bar thingy?

I always provide mini ones. People drink them faster. Everyone gets d*unk faster. The party gets a pumping so much sooner "

I heard it was silver service by a group of buff waiters of both sexes wearing army boots and a smile.

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By *iforfun999Man
over a year ago

Haverfordwest

This is the best forum thread in a while.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Im worried whose baby sitting the penquin

Exactly my thoughts

Will there be full size cans of pop or the mini ones at the gazebo bar thingy?

I always provide mini ones. People drink them faster. Everyone gets d*unk faster. The party gets a pumping so much sooner

I heard it was silver service by a group of buff waiters of both sexes wearing army boots and a smile. "

Oh fuck. I just dribbled.

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"Im worried whose baby sitting the penquin

Exactly my thoughts

Will there be full size cans of pop or the mini ones at the gazebo bar thingy?

I always provide mini ones. People drink them faster. Everyone gets d*unk faster. The party gets a pumping so much sooner

I heard it was silver service by a group of buff waiters of both sexes wearing army boots and a smile.

Oh fuck. I just dribbled. "

Get your bum wiped then.... Not surprising after all those guys!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im worried whose baby sitting the penquin

Exactly my thoughts

Will there be full size cans of pop or the mini ones at the gazebo bar thingy?

I always provide mini ones. People drink them faster. Everyone gets d*unk faster. The party gets a pumping so much sooner

I heard it was silver service by a group of buff waiters of both sexes wearing army boots and a smile.

Oh fuck. I just dribbled.

Get your bum wiped then.... Not surprising after all those guys! "

Thanks, just lost half my brew, giggling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im worried whose baby sitting the penquin

Exactly my thoughts

Will there be full size cans of pop or the mini ones at the gazebo bar thingy?

I always provide mini ones. People drink them faster. Everyone gets d*unk faster. The party gets a pumping so much sooner

I heard it was silver service by a group of buff waiters of both sexes wearing army boots and a smile.

Oh fuck. I just dribbled.

Get your bum wiped then.... Not surprising after all those guys!

Thanks, just lost half my brew, giggling "
I hear the forum police turned up with their truncheons in hand and worked a few botties over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im worried whose baby sitting the penquin

Exactly my thoughts

Will there be full size cans of pop or the mini ones at the gazebo bar thingy?

I always provide mini ones. People drink them faster. Everyone gets d*unk faster. The party gets a pumping so much sooner

I heard it was silver service by a group of buff waiters of both sexes wearing army boots and a smile.

Oh fuck. I just dribbled.

Get your bum wiped then.... Not surprising after all those guys!

Thanks, just lost half my brew, giggling I hear the forum police turned up with their truncheons in hand and worked a few botties over"

A

Don't mind as long as the went in bareback

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay


"Im worried whose baby sitting the penquin

Exactly my thoughts

Will there be full size cans of pop or the mini ones at the gazebo bar thingy?

I always provide mini ones. People drink them faster. Everyone gets d*unk faster. The party gets a pumping so much sooner

I heard it was silver service by a group of buff waiters of both sexes wearing army boots and a smile.

Oh fuck. I just dribbled.

Get your bum wiped then.... Not surprising after all those guys!

Thanks, just lost half my brew, giggling I hear the forum police turned up with their truncheons in hand and worked a few botties over"

Since when did police truncheons need batteries?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Im worried whose baby sitting the penquin

Exactly my thoughts

Will there be full size cans of pop or the mini ones at the gazebo bar thingy?

I always provide mini ones. People drink them faster. Everyone gets d*unk faster. The party gets a pumping so much sooner

I heard it was silver service by a group of buff waiters of both sexes wearing army boots and a smile.

Oh fuck. I just dribbled.

Get your bum wiped then.... Not surprising after all those guys!

Thanks, just lost half my brew, giggling I hear the forum police turned up with their truncheons in hand and worked a few botties over

A

Don't mind as long as the went in bareback "

Barebacking police truncheons? Are you mad? Have you any idea what police get up to with their truncheons?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im worried whose baby sitting the penquin

Exactly my thoughts

Will there be full size cans of pop or the mini ones at the gazebo bar thingy?

I always provide mini ones. People drink them faster. Everyone gets d*unk faster. The party gets a pumping so much sooner

I heard it was silver service by a group of buff waiters of both sexes wearing army boots and a smile.

Oh fuck. I just dribbled.

Get your bum wiped then.... Not surprising after all those guys!

Thanks, just lost half my brew, giggling I hear the forum police turned up with their truncheons in hand and worked a few botties over

Since when did police truncheons need batteries? "
they worked a few arses over is that better lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Im worried whose baby sitting the penquin

Exactly my thoughts

Will there be full size cans of pop or the mini ones at the gazebo bar thingy?

I always provide mini ones. People drink them faster. Everyone gets d*unk faster. The party gets a pumping so much sooner

I heard it was silver service by a group of buff waiters of both sexes wearing army boots and a smile.

Oh fuck. I just dribbled.

Get your bum wiped then.... Not surprising after all those guys!

Thanks, just lost half my brew, giggling I hear the forum police turned up with their truncheons in hand and worked a few botties over

Since when did police truncheons need batteries? they worked a few arses over is that better lol"

I'd prefer a whipping with a birch of sticks or a bunch of nettles even.

Hard truncheons aren't as fun as Willies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im worried whose baby sitting the penquin

Exactly my thoughts

Will there be full size cans of pop or the mini ones at the gazebo bar thingy?

I always provide mini ones. People drink them faster. Everyone gets d*unk faster. The party gets a pumping so much sooner

I heard it was silver service by a group of buff waiters of both sexes wearing army boots and a smile.

Oh fuck. I just dribbled.

Get your bum wiped then.... Not surprising after all those guys!

Thanks, just lost half my brew, giggling I hear the forum police turned up with their truncheons in hand and worked a few botties over

Since when did police truncheons need batteries? they worked a few arses over is that better lol

I'd prefer a whipping with a birch of sticks or a bunch of nettles even.

Hard truncheons aren't as fun as Willies. "
well willies do come as standard issue on here lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Suggest some antibiotic cocktail shots nearby for anyone who gets thirsty or itchy.

They also for anal administration?

You do know this thread isn't serious right folks?! Lol

Nope. How are we supposed to know that?

- Mrs. J -

Reading it is a pretty big clue.....

This is what this person wrote: "Bareback gang bang blindfolded at local dogging site tied to a tree". What clues did you get from reading this?

- Mrs. J -

Read the thread as it unfolds.....

Anyone who knows OP who is a very popular forum poster will know it's not real too - hence the ridiculous comments back

Well, we don't know the OP; only know what they have written

- Mrs. J -

And I answered directly to you not to take anything I say seriously.

Seems you're the only ones playing dumb as usually a bare back thread would provoke condemnation and Russian roulette comments.

Instead this one has simply been taken lightheartedly with jokes about the high risk of the vegetation rather than stds and stis.

"

I don't think you can answer directly to us as we have Transvestites and Transexuals blocked

The only person we find playing dumb is you; now you state that it was all a joke

Many other people on this thread did not think it was and commented accordingly and we concur with their comments

In any event, it is your life and none of our business. But you started a thread on an open forum so expect responses supporting you in your "Bareback gang bang blindfolded at local dogging site tied to a tree" and also those who find that a crazy idea

Good luck

- Mrs. J -

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By *exmadscotMan
over a year ago

alloa


"Suggest some antibiotic cocktail shots nearby for anyone who gets thirsty or itchy.

They also for anal administration?

You do know this thread isn't serious right folks?! Lol

Nope. How are we supposed to know that?

- Mrs. J -

Reading it is a pretty big clue.....

This is what this person wrote: "Bareback gang bang blindfolded at local dogging site tied to a tree". What clues did you get from reading this?

- Mrs. J -

Read the thread as it unfolds.....

Anyone who knows OP who is a very popular forum poster will know it's not real too - hence the ridiculous comments back

Well, we don't know the OP; only know what they have written

- Mrs. J -

And I answered directly to you not to take anything I say seriously.

Seems you're the only ones playing dumb as usually a bare back thread would provoke condemnation and Russian roulette comments.

Instead this one has simply been taken lightheartedly with jokes about the high risk of the vegetation rather than stds and stis.

I don't think you can answer directly to us as we have Transvestites and Transexuals blocked

The only person we find playing dumb is you; now you state that it was all a joke

Many other people on this thread did not think it was and commented accordingly and we concur with their comments

In any event, it is your life and none of our business. But you started a thread on an open forum so expect responses supporting you in your "Bareback gang bang blindfolded at local dogging site tied to a tree" and also those who find that a crazy idea

Good luck

- Mrs. J -"

the op starts stupid threads to attract attention when he is bored, sad really

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

Anyone taking this thread seriously

Really needs to go and give their head a wobbble

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"Anyone taking this thread seriously

Really needs to go and give their head a wobbble

"

Yup! This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"...

And I answered directly to you not to take anything I say seriously.

Seems you're the only ones playing dumb as usually a bare back thread would provoke condemnation and Russian roulette comments.

Instead this one has simply been taken lightheartedly with jokes about the high risk of the vegetation rather than stds and stis.

I don't think you can answer directly to us as we have Transvestites and Transexuals blocked

The only person we find playing dumb is you; now you state that it was all a joke

Many other people on this thread did not think it was and commented accordingly and we concur with their comments

In any event, it is your life and none of our business. But you started a thread on an open forum so expect responses supporting you in your "Bareback gang bang blindfolded at local dogging site tied to a tree" and also those who find that a crazy idea

Good luck

- Mrs. J -

*****

the op starts stupid threads to attract attention when he is bored, sad really"

*****

Many here might know him and know that he does that. But we do not rub shoulders with the 'Hollywood A List' celebrities here and take threads on what an OP states

We have seen other threads by other people with some crazy ideas. Should we and others assume that these are all 'joke threads'?

Like I said, what he does is none of our business. But we did not know that he was a 'Forum Star''. However, we are slowly discovering that there are plenty here who think that they are

- Mrs. J -

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay


"Anyone taking this thread seriously

Really needs to go and give their head a wobbble

"

You mean he's not really got access to a penguin?

I am shocked and horrified that somebody would lie on Fab!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whoa whoa whoa!!! WTaF?

Not serious?

I've shaved my cock, balls and ass for this and it's not happening?

Fuckin' timewasters.

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"Whoa whoa whoa!!! WTaF?

Not serious?

I've shaved my cock, balls and ass for this and it's not happening?

Fuckin' timewasters.

"

I'll give ya a prize winning marrow - bend over!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whoa whoa whoa!!! WTaF?

Not serious?

I've shaved my cock, balls and ass for this and it's not happening?

Fuckin' timewasters.

I'll give ya a prize winning marrow - bend over! "

Mmm mmm mmm you had me at prize winning

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Can people stop referring to me as him and he please.

My gender is female. I may not be a woman but my gender is most definitely not male.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can people stop referring to me as him and he please.

My gender is female. I may not be a woman but my gender is most definitely not male.

"

Ok fella

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster


"Whoa whoa whoa!!! WTaF?

Not serious?

I've shaved my cock, balls and ass for this and it's not happening?

Fuckin' timewasters.

"

That's women for you

We're all total cock teases

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By *iforfun999Man
over a year ago

Haverfordwest


"Can people stop referring to me as him and he please.

My gender is female. I may not be a woman but my gender is most definitely not male.

Ok fella "

That's inconsiderate and rude. She is not a fella.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can people stop referring to me as him and he please.

My gender is female. I may not be a woman but my gender is most definitely not male.

Ok fella "

You're very mature. I'm sure you'll go far.

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay


"Can people stop referring to me as him and he please.

My gender is female. I may not be a woman but my gender is most definitely not male.

"

Just for clarity, the penguin is what gender?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can people stop referring to me as him and he please.

My gender is female. I may not be a woman but my gender is most definitely not male.

Just for clarity, the penguin is what gender?"

Pssst. The penguin is actually a myth. They're a protected species and I couldn't get a real one. Tried damned hard to though. Even had a thread on it.

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay


"Can people stop referring to me as him and he please.

My gender is female. I may not be a woman but my gender is most definitely not male.

Just for clarity, the penguin is what gender?

Pssst. The penguin is actually a myth. They're a protected species and I couldn't get a real one. Tried damned hard to though. Even had a thread on it. "

The old Edinburgh zoo urban myth?

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCpleCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville


"Anyone taking this thread seriously

Really needs to go and give their head a wobbble

"

Indeed. It was obvious to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolutely ludicrous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was hoping to get the burger van concession.

I was going to a deal of a cheeseburger and a cup of tea for £2.50

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By *iforfun999Man
over a year ago

Haverfordwest


"I was hoping to get the burger van concession.

I was going to a deal of a cheeseburger and a cup of tea for £2.50"

Would the vegetarian option be a cheese roll with a cup of tea for £3.00? Vegetarian options are usually more expensive because they're 'hand crafted'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was hoping to get the burger van concession.

I was going to a deal of a cheeseburger and a cup of tea for £2.50"

Ask the OP.

The event could last a while so refreshments would se the deal for me. A burger and brew while being broken in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was hoping to get the burger van concession.

I was going to a deal of a cheeseburger and a cup of tea for £2.50

Ask the OP.

The event could last a while so refreshments would se the deal for me. A burger and brew while being broken in. "

You'll need the protein and I'll keep the mayonnaise in the fridge for its soothing properties.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmm sounds filthy

Kinky

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"I was hoping to get the burger van concession.

I was going to a deal of a cheeseburger and a cup of tea for £2.50

Would the vegetarian option be a cheese roll with a cup of tea for £3.00? Vegetarian options are usually more expensive because they're 'hand crafted'. "

No it's ok, they are going to re-use my marrows

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was hoping to get the burger van concession.

I was going to a deal of a cheeseburger and a cup of tea for £2.50

Ask the OP.

The event could last a while so refreshments would se the deal for me. A burger and brew while being broken in.

You'll need the protein and I'll keep the mayonnaise in the fridge for its soothing properties."

There will be plenty of protein flying around.

Burger van on standby. Vegetarian options too. I'll need some sustenance as it could be a marathon session.

We're looking for a volunteer to film the proceedings. Masks will be available for the shy.

Burger van is subsidised, taking into account the country's current austerity measures. We can't rely on labour's promises to please all of the people all of the time or the conservatives who are spinning around and u-turning til they're sick.

Hanky's marrows will be on display to ensure the participants are. I've and hard.

Could do with a pair of fluffers too. Put names forward please.

Have I missed anything?

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By *iforfun999Man
over a year ago

Haverfordwest


"There will be plenty of protein flying around.

Burger van on standby. Vegetarian options too. I'll need some sustenance as it could be a marathon session.

We're looking for a volunteer to film the proceedings. Masks will be available for the shy.

Burger van is subsidised, taking into account the country's current austerity measures. We can't rely on labour's promises to please all of the people all of the time or the conservatives who are spinning around and u-turning til they're sick.

Hanky's marrows will be on display to ensure the participants are. I've and hard.

Could do with a pair of fluffers too. Put names forward please.

Have I missed anything? "

A waiting area with roped off VIP lounge for income possibilities. Car park attendants or lookouts, depending on existing parking arrangements. Goodie bags, two types according to the level of pleasure they give. Bouncers to prevent anyone from leaving until they've left a deposit. An accounts clerk to take note of the numbers. Somewhere to freshen up afterwards, when they go back to the wife. Also mouthwash.

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By *nequeenslutWoman
over a year ago

rugeley

I've got a pair of rusty bolt croppers so I'm going to offer free vasectomies and circumcisions for those that want it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was hoping to get the burger van concession.

I was going to a deal of a cheeseburger and a cup of tea for £2.50

Ask the OP.

The event could last a while so refreshments would se the deal for me. A burger and brew while being broken in.

You'll need the protein and I'll keep the mayonnaise in the fridge for its soothing properties.

There will be plenty of protein flying around.

Burger van on standby. Vegetarian options too. I'll need some sustenance as it could be a marathon session.

We're looking for a volunteer to film the proceedings. Masks will be available for the shy.

Burger van is subsidised, taking into account the country's current austerity measures. We can't rely on labour's promises to please all of the people all of the time or the conservatives who are spinning around and u-turning til they're sick.

Hanky's marrows will be on display to ensure the participants are. I've and hard.

Could do with a pair of fluffers too. Put names forward please.

Have I missed anything? "

If you give me first dibs on the gangbang. I can bring my camera gear with me to film and capture for posterity

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was hoping to get the burger van concession.

I was going to a deal of a cheeseburger and a cup of tea for £2.50

Ask the OP.

The event could last a while so refreshments would se the deal for me. A burger and brew while being broken in.

You'll need the protein and I'll keep the mayonnaise in the fridge for its soothing properties.

There will be plenty of protein flying around.

Burger van on standby. Vegetarian options too. I'll need some sustenance as it could be a marathon session.

We're looking for a volunteer to film the proceedings. Masks will be available for the shy.

Burger van is subsidised, taking into account the country's current austerity measures. We can't rely on labour's promises to please all of the people all of the time or the conservatives who are spinning around and u-turning til they're sick.

Hanky's marrows will be on display to ensure the participants are. I've and hard.

Could do with a pair of fluffers too. Put names forward please.

Have I missed anything?

If you give me first dibs on the gangbang. I can bring my camera gear with me to film and capture for posterity "

Posterior? Ity. Lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There will be plenty of protein flying around.

Burger van on standby. Vegetarian options too. I'll need some sustenance as it could be a marathon session.

We're looking for a volunteer to film the proceedings. Masks will be available for the shy.

Burger van is subsidised, taking into account the country's current austerity measures. We can't rely on labour's promises to please all of the people all of the time or the conservatives who are spinning around and u-turning til they're sick.

Hanky's marrows will be on display to ensure the participants are. I've and hard.

Could do with a pair of fluffers too. Put names forward please.

Have I missed anything?

A waiting area with roped off VIP lounge for income possibilities. Car park attendants or lookouts, depending on existing parking arrangements. Goodie bags, two types according to the level of pleasure they give. Bouncers to prevent anyone from leaving until they've left a deposit. An accounts clerk to take note of the numbers. Somewhere to freshen up afterwards, when they go back to the wife. Also mouthwash. "

Oh fuck.

Mouthwash. How did I miss that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven't giggled so much for ages .

In the words from some film somewhere 'I think I peed my pants Lol.

Thank you xxx

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By *iforfun999Man
over a year ago

Haverfordwest


"There will be plenty of protein flying around.

Burger van on standby. Vegetarian options too. I'll need some sustenance as it could be a marathon session.

We're looking for a volunteer to film the proceedings. Masks will be available for the shy.

Burger van is subsidised, taking into account the country's current austerity measures. We can't rely on labour's promises to please all of the people all of the time or the conservatives who are spinning around and u-turning til they're sick.

Hanky's marrows will be on display to ensure the participants are. I've and hard.

Could do with a pair of fluffers too. Put names forward please.

Have I missed anything?

A waiting area with roped off VIP lounge for income possibilities. Car park attendants or lookouts, depending on existing parking arrangements. Goodie bags, two types according to the level of pleasure they give. Bouncers to prevent anyone from leaving until they've left a deposit. An accounts clerk to take note of the numbers. Somewhere to freshen up afterwards, when they go back to the wife. Also mouthwash.

Oh fuck.

Mouthwash. How did I miss that? "

Rachael! How long have you been doing this? It should be automatic to have mouthwash in the slutbag, along with lube (to start), condoms (expired), personal cards, spare pair of knickers, plastic bag for wet clothes, lipstick, small mirror, change for the car park and a pac a mac in case it rains.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There will be plenty of protein flying around.

Burger van on standby. Vegetarian options too. I'll need some sustenance as it could be a marathon session.

We're looking for a volunteer to film the proceedings. Masks will be available for the shy.

Burger van is subsidised, taking into account the country's current austerity measures. We can't rely on labour's promises to please all of the people all of the time or the conservatives who are spinning around and u-turning til they're sick.

Hanky's marrows will be on display to ensure the participants are. I've and hard.

Could do with a pair of fluffers too. Put names forward please.

Have I missed anything?

A waiting area with roped off VIP lounge for income possibilities. Car park attendants or lookouts, depending on existing parking arrangements. Goodie bags, two types according to the level of pleasure they give. Bouncers to prevent anyone from leaving until they've left a deposit. An accounts clerk to take note of the numbers. Somewhere to freshen up afterwards, when they go back to the wife. Also mouthwash.

Oh fuck.

Mouthwash. How did I miss that?

Rachael! How long have you been doing this? It should be automatic to have mouthwash in the slutbag, along with lube (to start), condoms (expired), personal cards, spare pair of knickers, plastic bag for wet clothes, lipstick, small mirror, change for the car park and a pac a mac in case it rains. "

I was talking communal mouthwash. I always have it in my slut bag.

Condoms are a no no for this. It's a bareback gang bang.

As said further up I want to sound like I'm jumping up and down on wellies full of water.

I'm taking my safety very seriously though. I'm avoiding poisonous plants. Spikes plants. Etc.

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay


"I was hoping to get the burger van concession.

I was going to a deal of a cheeseburger and a cup of tea for £2.50

Ask the OP.

The event could last a while so refreshments would se the deal for me. A burger and brew while being broken in.

You'll need the protein and I'll keep the mayonnaise in the fridge for its soothing properties.

There will be plenty of protein flying around.

Burger van on standby. Vegetarian options too. I'll need some sustenance as it could be a marathon session.

We're looking for a volunteer to film the proceedings. Masks will be available for the shy.

Burger van is subsidised, taking into account the country's current austerity measures. We can't rely on labour's promises to please all of the people all of the time or the conservatives who are spinning around and u-turning til they're sick.

Hanky's marrows will be on display to ensure the participants are. I've and hard.

Could do with a pair of fluffers too. Put names forward please.

Have I missed anything?

If you give me first dibs on the gangbang. I can bring my camera gear with me to film and capture for posterity "

Wide angle lens? I think it going to be a big area to shoot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was hoping to get the burger van concession.

I was going to a deal of a cheeseburger and a cup of tea for £2.50

Ask the OP.

The event could last a while so refreshments would se the deal for me. A burger and brew while being broken in.

You'll need the protein and I'll keep the mayonnaise in the fridge for its soothing properties.

There will be plenty of protein flying around.

Burger van on standby. Vegetarian options too. I'll need some sustenance as it could be a marathon session.

We're looking for a volunteer to film the proceedings. Masks will be available for the shy.

Burger van is subsidised, taking into account the country's current austerity measures. We can't rely on labour's promises to please all of the people all of the time or the conservatives who are spinning around and u-turning til they're sick.

Hanky's marrows will be on display to ensure the participants are. I've and hard.

Could do with a pair of fluffers too. Put names forward please.

Have I missed anything?

If you give me first dibs on the gangbang. I can bring my camera gear with me to film and capture for posterity

Wide angle lens? I think it going to be a big area to shoot "

Doing wedding, I'm used to handling large groups. I'm picturing the setup, all the action going on it the background. In the foreground, a group cumshot, all caught in freeze frame glory.

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCpleCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville

What will you use for confetti

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

What will you use for confetti "

Tear up all the condoms that aren't being used. Instant confetti

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay


"

What will you use for confetti

Tear up all the condoms that aren't being used. Instant confetti "

I thought that they were being used as party balloons.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

What will you use for confetti

Tear up all the condoms that aren't being used. Instant confetti

I thought that they were being used as party balloons. "

Damn it. Errrrrrm......ok, new plan. Shred all of the shed boxers, y-fronts, and knickers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've decided I'm not coming now unless there's a bed of rose petals, feather pillows, and a film crew to capture it all for posterity.

Time to up the game Rach'

Plumps pillows. Murders a billion roses.

Pssst - don't forget to book the musicians. It's the harpist who usually needs more notice than the band of minstrels. "

I'd love a bag of minstrels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was hoping to get the burger van concession.

I was going to a deal of a cheeseburger and a cup of tea for £2.50

Ask the OP.

The event could last a while so refreshments would se the deal for me. A burger and brew while being broken in.

You'll need the protein and I'll keep the mayonnaise in the fridge for its soothing properties."

Bareback and home produced mayo no doubt arghhhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was hoping to get the burger van concession.

I was going to a deal of a cheeseburger and a cup of tea for £2.50

Ask the OP.

The event could last a while so refreshments would se the deal for me. A burger and brew while being broken in.

You'll need the protein and I'll keep the mayonnaise in the fridge for its soothing properties.

Bareback and home produced mayo no doubt arghhhh "

Of course.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This entire thread has made me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This entire thread has made me

"

Me too, with so many negative threads around, this is a perfect antidote.

Are you coming to the gamgbamg btw?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it bring your own drinks?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This entire thread has made me

Me too, with so many negative threads around, this is a perfect antidote.

Are you coming to the gamgbamg btw? "

Of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This entire thread has made me

Me too, with so many negative threads around, this is a perfect antidote.

Are you coming to the gamgbamg btw?

Of course "

Note to myself, proof read before posting.

Glad your coming to the *GANGBANG*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This entire thread has made me

Me too, with so many negative threads around, this is a perfect antidote.

Are you coming to the gamgbamg btw?

Of course

Note to myself, proof read before posting.

Glad your coming to the *GANGBANG* "

it's ok I managed to decipher it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't forget spare knickers for my confetti.

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay


"Is it bring your own drinks?"

Hydration is important in marathons

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is it bring your own drinks?

Hydration is important in marathons "

We do have an outside bar though. Extra drinks are always welcome.

Does anyone have an ice machine? I'm thinking it might. One in handy afterwards too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Come in handy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This entire thread has made me

Me too, with so many negative threads around, this is a perfect antidote.

Are you coming to the gamgbamg btw? "

This has got to have been the only bareback thread that everyone, except a couple of slow thinkers earlier on, has seen the funny side and enjoyed the thread.

Well done everyone. A damn good thread was had by all

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By *iforfun999Man
over a year ago

Haverfordwest

An ice machine was on n my bucket list, but the bucket seems to have been repurposed elsewhere.

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By *iforfun999Man
over a year ago

Haverfordwest

Where was everyone anyway? I turned up but there was only me and the Waitrose delivery van there, which I assumed was making the catering delivery. Was I too early? Too late? Wrong day? Wrong woods? Or did everyone hide when they saw the police helicopter above?

Btw, we are nearly maxed out on this thread, unless someone stays signed in to continue posting.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Where was everyone anyway? I turned up but there was only me and the Waitrose delivery van there, which I assumed was making the catering delivery. Was I too early? Too late? Wrong day? Wrong woods? Or did everyone hide when they saw the police helicopter above?

Btw, we are nearly maxed out on this thread, unless someone stays signed in to continue posting. "

You were early. We're still planning it.

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"Where was everyone anyway? I turned up but there was only me and the Waitrose delivery van there, which I assumed was making the catering delivery. Was I too early? Too late? Wrong day? Wrong woods? Or did everyone hide when they saw the police helicopter above?

Btw, we are nearly maxed out on this thread, unless someone stays signed in to continue posting.

You were early. We're still planning it. "

Diary open at the ready

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay


"Come in handy. "

You're giving hand jobs as well?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We need firm details before the dreaded 'closed, thread got too big'.

I'm constantly tweaking the schedule to allow for it, I've got my best y-fronts washed, ironed, and starched. I've fetched a tin of Lynx Africa, sourced some 'Joop'.

Picking an outfit that should suit the event. I was thinking my best sweat pants, or a mankini, least stained FCUK shirt (going all out here), and some flip flops.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I think we shall end this thread right now. Enough is enough. I did notice (having read every single post) that absolutely no consideration or thought was given to any ants or wood lice that might have been trodden on whilst these wild wood antics were taking place so for that reason I'm closing the thread down.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Russian roulette!!!!!

It had to be said eventually

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