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By *UN-AL OP   Man
over a year ago

Near Fenwick

I normally shave but find i don't get the sac smooth enough is there a better way ie cream like very ? Any advice appreciated.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do not use veet

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Hair removal powder, eBay sell it....,

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By *abe1200Couple
over a year ago

belfast


"I normally shave but find i don't get the sac smooth enough is there a better way ie cream like very ? Any advice appreciated."

I find using a razor in a bath easy and get a good clean shave i used hair removing cream before and burned my balls thanks to the sudocream I managed to avoid AnE

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"I normally shave but find i don't get the sac smooth enough is there a better way ie cream like very ? Any advice appreciated.

I find using a razor in a bath easy and get a good clean shave i used hair removing cream before and burned my balls thanks to the sudocream I managed to avoid AnE

"

Ooooh OUCH!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hair removal powder, eBay sell it....,"

Is this stuff actually any good? Am sca_ed to try it

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By *r and mrs sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

BOLDON COLLIERY


"Hair removal powder, eBay sell it....,

Is this stuff actually any good? Am sca_ed to try it "

magic powder , yes it does work but keep a close watch on the time its on, one draw back is the smell its a bit chemical

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Read the reviews of Veet on amazon. You will piss yourself laughing (and also decide not to use veet).

I usually sit on the edge of the bath, soap myself up and shave so everything is softer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to use it, its fantastic

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By *uurey CplCouple
over a year ago

Rustington

get a razor called "Intuition" the replacement blade blocks are a bit expensive but they work really well....

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

A blowtorch is the answer.

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

I buy the Sachets from Savers for a £1 for sensitive skin. Works fine. Prefer to wax first then cream a couple of days later.

what about MagicPowder not heard that mentioned in some time..

Think Amazon could do with another good review Please try Veet

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Hair removal powder, eBay sell it....,

Is this stuff actually any good? Am sca_ed to try it "

Yes it's good, I use the strongest (_ed) as I'm dark but it has a very strong chemical smell. I've had no after effects and the result is very smooth. I use a timer to count down the minutes when it's applied.

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By *mber GamblerCouple
over a year ago

rugby


"Do not use veet "

I wouldn't anyway as i don't use stuff tested on animals where possible. But why not?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do not use veet

I wouldn't anyway as i don't use stuff tested on animals where possible. But why not?"

I now have an image in my head of rabbits, mice and monkeys all with smooth balls

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By *lice400Woman
over a year ago

nottingham

Reading veet reviews on Amazon for the men's hair removal has made my sides ache with laughing. Pure gold

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By *assie400Woman
over a year ago

Oldham

If u want another good laugh the read the reviews for sugar free haribo - enjoy x

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By *entleman55Man
over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r

eBay....it's called magic powder...it's a bugger to mix but works a treat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"eBay....it's called magic powder...it's a bugger to mix but works a treat "

It burned me. Used it in my face and in less than a minute I was burnt. Scabbed up and looked horrendous.

Patch test.

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By *entleman55Man
over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r


"eBay....it's called magic powder...it's a bugger to mix but works a treat

It burned me. Used it in my face and in less than a minute I was burnt. Scabbed up and looked horrendous.

Patch test. "

Ouch, that wasn't good...however I'm not sure if I'd use it on my face.

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City


"eBay....it's called magic powder...it's a bugger to mix but works a treat

It burned me. Used it in my face and in less than a minute I was burnt. Scabbed up and looked horrendous.

Patch test.

Ouch, that wasn't good...however I'm not sure if I'd use it on my face."

It was originally produced for afro-carribbean men for facial shaving as they tend to have thicker hair. Only the porn industry found how good it was on pubic hair, hence why it's now used by more people.

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Just don't apply it too near your labia as it can sting, I use it regularly and find it works for me. Apply some baby oil when dry and jobs a good un!

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By *mber GamblerCouple
over a year ago

rugby


"Do not use veet

I wouldn't anyway as i don't use stuff tested on animals where possible. But why not?

I now have an image in my head of rabbits, mice and monkeys all with smooth balls "

Now i do.... damn you!!!

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By *londieddWoman
over a year ago

fife


"I normally shave but find i don't get the sac smooth enough is there a better way ie cream like very ? Any advice appreciated."

I prefer to wax or epilate

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By *awtymarkyMan
over a year ago

chester

Usually I shave with a lady's Gillette razor as the blade angle is a lot less then men's razors so I get a smooth shave without the cuts.

I might get some of that major powder though as it might stop me shaving weekly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A blowtorch is the answer. "

I once burned some ones pubes off with a lighter when I was domming him.

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By *unniebee1970Woman
over a year ago

The Hive

Tweezers?.

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By *ny1localMan
over a year ago

READING

can just imagine the knackers ending up over the shoulder if you try pulling veet off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I use veet, others will say don't, but I do I have a high pain threshold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly Rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly successful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits.

Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit of a treat.I orde_ed it well in advance and working in the North Sea I conside_ed myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types... Oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was.

I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen. I didn't have long to wait.

At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head.

Religion hadn't featu_ed much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the destruction of the meat and two veg.

Struggling to not bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel of in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair.Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief.

I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, tore the lid of and positioned it under me. The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing soon returned.

Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn't managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the draw for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon. I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open trying to be quiet as I did so. I took a handful of them and tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse.

This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found it's way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running it's engines behind me.This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain.

The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before.

Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering..."Ooooh, that feels good".

Understandingly this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn't heard her come in it caused an involuntary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction.

I can understand that having a sprout farted against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn't the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn't improve my status.

So to sum it up: Veet removes hair, dignity and self respect...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ive used veet before and as long as you get it off quickly you wont burn your balls as I have in the past .. I now use magic powder . smells a bit but does the job great

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By *tt1Couple
over a year ago

North Yorkshire

Wax - excellent results every time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"eBay....it's called magic powder...it's a bugger to mix but works a treat

It burned me. Used it in my face and in less than a minute I was burnt. Scabbed up and looked horrendous.

Patch test. "

Snap i was sore and _ed for weeks hurt so much I was in tears

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wax - excellent results every time "

Waxing gives the best results but I can't stand waiting for the regrowth before its long enough to do again.

I end up going back to shaving.

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By *UFC9Man
over a year ago

Whitley Bay & Tamworth

A razor always does the job for me!

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By *edMan
over a year ago

cambridgeshire

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By *edMan
over a year ago

cambridgeshire


"After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly Rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly successful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits.

Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit of a treat.I orde_ed it well in advance and working in the North Sea I conside_ed myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types... Oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was.

I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen. I didn't have long to wait.

At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head.

Religion hadn't featu_ed much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the destruction of the meat and two veg.

Struggling to not bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel of in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair.Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief.

I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, tore the lid of and positioned it under me. The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing soon returned.

Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn't managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the draw for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon. I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open trying to be quiet as I did so. I took a handful of them and tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse.

This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found it's way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running it's engines behind me.This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain.

The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before.

Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering..."Ooooh, that feels good".

Understandingly this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn't heard her come in it caused an involuntary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction.

I can understand that having a sprout farted against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn't the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn't improve my status.

So to sum it up: Veet removes hair, dignity and self respect...

"

You don't work for veet by any chance?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly Rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly successful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits.

Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit of a treat.I orde_ed it well in advance and working in the North Sea I conside_ed myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types... Oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was.

I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen. I didn't have long to wait.

At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head.

Religion hadn't featu_ed much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the destruction of the meat and two veg.

Struggling to not bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel of in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair.Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief.

I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, tore the lid of and positioned it under me. The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing soon returned.

Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn't managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the draw for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon. I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open trying to be quiet as I did so. I took a handful of them and tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse.

This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found it's way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running it's engines behind me.This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain.

The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before.

Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering..."Ooooh, that feels good".

Understandingly this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn't heard her come in it caused an involuntary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction.

I can understand that having a sprout farted against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn't the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn't improve my status.

So to sum it up: Veet removes hair, dignity and self respect...

You don't work for veet by any chance? "

I'm crying with laughter here, totally my humour and I can honestly say this is the best thing I've read in a long time!!

Thank you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly Rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly successful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits.

Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit of a treat.I orde_ed it well in advance and working in the North Sea I conside_ed myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types... Oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was.

I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen. I didn't have long to wait.

At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head.

Religion hadn't featu_ed much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the destruction of the meat and two veg.

Struggling to not bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel of in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair.Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief.

I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, tore the lid of and positioned it under me. The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing soon returned.

Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn't managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the draw for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon. I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open trying to be quiet as I did so. I took a handful of them and tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse.

This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found it's way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running it's engines behind me.This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain.

The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before.

Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering..."Ooooh, that feels good".

Understandingly this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn't heard her come in it caused an involuntary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction.

I can understand that having a sprout farted against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn't the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn't improve my status.

So to sum it up: Veet removes hair, dignity and self respect...

You don't work for veet by any chance?

I'm crying with laughter here, totally my humour and I can honestly say this is the best thing I've read in a long time!!

Thank you x "

Still makes me giggle every time I reread this x

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By *r_TrojanMan
over a year ago

In The North

Hi OP, you may want to look purchasing this Phillips body groomer which i found to be very good at removing pubic hair.

Philips BG105/10 Bodygroom with Skin Protector Series 1000 https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B00T7M7VA4/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_4oP4yb2XQAA7F

Hope this helps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i swear by an epilator stays smooth a lot longer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nair

short for no hair i guess.

ive used it,but ive never really had hairy balls , just dosent grow there.

it dosent state not to use it on sensitive areas

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By *rx1Couple
over a year ago

North of Okehampton, South of Bideford


"A blowtorch is the answer. "

Bet that has a burning chemical smell too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tried and tested, week in week out for many years - a new Gillette Mach 3 blade, Gillette shaving gel for sensitive skin, prep with a flannel soaked in hot water, as hot as you can take and wash down and hold flannel against areas to be shaved to soften hair. Apply gel and shave in direction of growth, rinsing blade frequently. Wash clean, repeat but shave against growth to get a smooth finish, pulling skin upwards to tighten and aid smooth finish. Work for me, and with practice you won't get nicks.

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By *wingcityMan
over a year ago

perth


"After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly Rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly successful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits.

Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit of a treat.I orde_ed it well in advance and working in the North Sea I conside_ed myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types... Oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was.

I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen. I didn't have long to wait.

At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head.

Religion hadn't featu_ed much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the destruction of the meat and two veg.

Struggling to not bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel of in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair.Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief.

I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, tore the lid of and positioned it under me. The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing soon returned.

Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn't managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the draw for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon. I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open trying to be quiet as I did so. I took a handful of them and tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse.

This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found it's way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running it's engines behind me.This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain.

The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before.

Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering..."Ooooh, that feels good".

Understandingly this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn't heard her come in it caused an involuntary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction.

I can understand that having a sprout farted against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn't the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn't improve my status.

So to sum it up: Veet removes hair, dignity and self respect...

You don't work for veet by any chance?

I'm crying with laughter here, totally my humour and I can honestly say this is the best thing I've read in a long time!!

Thank you x "

I am in my office laughing so much at that, I can imagine doing the same thing.

So, so funny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly Rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly successful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits.

Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit of a treat.I orde_ed it well in advance and working in the North Sea I conside_ed myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types... Oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was.

I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen. I didn't have long to wait.

At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head.

Religion hadn't featu_ed much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the destruction of the meat and two veg.

Struggling to not bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel of in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair.Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief.

I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, tore the lid of and positioned it under me. The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing soon returned.

Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn't managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the draw for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon. I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open trying to be quiet as I did so. I took a handful of them and tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse.

This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found it's way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running it's engines behind me.This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain.

The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before.

Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering..."Ooooh, that feels good".

Understandingly this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn't heard her come in it caused an involuntary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction.

I can understand that having a sprout farted against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn't the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn't improve my status.

So to sum it up: Veet removes hair, dignity and self respect...

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Your review should come with a warning....I'm sat on the bus laughing so hard people are looking at me funny but I really don't care. Funniest thing I've read in forever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A trim is okay but like my men with hair instead of looking like little boys x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"eBay....it's called magic powder...it's a bugger to mix but works a treat "

i use magic powder, easiest way to mix

i put some in a antiperspirant lid with the water then find a lid that fits over then just shake for a min then its all smooth paste xx

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By *ownhouseTwosomeCouple
over a year ago

Birkenhead/Liverpool

Come to my dungeon...I'll burn it off!!

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By *afftypeMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Try Nads for men from Amazon. It's excellent!

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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!

Now to blow that hilarious story out of the water and all of those who have read it and on that theory say who then say "don`t use Veet", I use Veet without problems!

Yes, like Magic Powder you do have to watch how long you have it on and I always clean it off well and rub a little dual action antiseptic cream in straight away. I do this the day before a meet so I don`t go to the meet with a cock that smells of Germolene!

I will admit that it`s not for everyone but it works fine for me!

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