FabSwingers.com forum: What am I doing wrong?

By *rightonCheeky OP Man
over a year ago

Brighton

Another single guy thread....

I've been here a while, average looking, shit profile, beer belly, not gym fit, very average penis, rubbish shag, awful pics.......

But I've made friends, had meets and never been to a club ever....

Reading the endless doom threads from single guys I'm now worrying there is something wrong with me ??? Surely I should be getting no meets ever ??

Please help ........

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By *eneral HysteriaMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

Nowt wrong with you, I'd reckon.

But you're probably just on the wrong shite if you're looking for a 'shag'.

However, if you're looking for women you wouldn't give a second glance to in the street who are so up themselves and have a list of demands as long as the Great Wall of China then BOOM!!! you're in the right place!

Enjoy

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By *rightonCheeky OP Man
over a year ago

Brighton

"Nowt wrong with you, I'd reckon.

But you're probably just on the wrong shite if you're looking for a 'shag'.

Enjoy

Blimey I'm even more worried now all my meets have been with stunning ladies and couples? What is wrong with me? Should I be looking to shag anything with a pulse?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What you need to do is expect sex from couples just cos they are on here, who aren't even looking for single men and then get stroppy when they say no that will help

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By *rightonCheeky OP Man
over a year ago

Brighton

"What you need to do is expect sex from couples just cos they are on here, who aren't even looking for single men and then get stroppy when they say no that will help

At last a sensible piece of guidance, why didn't I think of that !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nowt wrong with you, I'd reckon.

But you're probably just on the wrong shite if you're looking for a 'shag'.

Enjoy

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By *aurenkaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Nowt wrong with you, I'd reckon.

But you're probably just on the wrong shite if you're looking for a 'shag'.

Enjoy

Blimey I'm even more worried now all my meets have been with stunning ladies and couples? What is wrong with me? Should I be looking to shag anything with a pulse?

Whoa. I love this place

Attitude is everything.

OP - waaaay loo long profile :P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Another single guy thread....

I've been here a while, average looking, shit profile, beer belly, not gym fit, very average penis, rubbish shag, awful pics.......

But I've made friends, had meets and never been to a club ever....

Reading the endless doom threads from single guys I'm now worrying there is something wrong with me ??? Surely I should be getting no meets ever ??

Please help ........"

Must be the tats

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By *rightonCheeky OP Man
over a year ago

Brighton

"Nowt wrong with you, I'd reckon.

But you're probably just on the wrong shite if you're looking for a 'shag'.

Enjoy

Blimey I'm even more worried now all my meets have been with stunning ladies and couples? What is wrong with me? Should I be looking to shag anything with a pulse?

Whoa. I love this place

Attitude is everything.

OP - waaaay loo long profile :P"

I was told it was too short, my profile that is...... ooh hello I'm sure you've got a pulse darling

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By *aurenkaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Nowt wrong with you, I'd reckon.

But you're probably just on the wrong shite if you're looking for a 'shag'.

Enjoy

Blimey I'm even more worried now all my meets have been with stunning ladies and couples? What is wrong with me? Should I be looking to shag anything with a pulse?

Whoa. I love this place

Attitude is everything.

OP - waaaay loo long profile :P

I was told it was too short, my profile that is...... ooh hello I'm sure you've got a pulse darling

"Looking for women to have wild sex with" - this line should solve your problems :D

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By *rightonCheeky OP Man
over a year ago

Brighton

"Looking for women to have wild sex with" - this line should solve your problems :D"

That's so forward

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What you need to do is expect sex from couples just cos they are on here, who aren't even looking for single men and then get stroppy when they say no that will help

At last a sensible piece of guidance, why didn't I think of that !! "

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By *rightonCheeky OP Man
over a year ago

Brighton

Maybe I should put up some more cock pics, preferably sat on the toilet and alongside a sky remote ? Maybe a few ranty status updates too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just delete everything and put"just ask"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe I should put up some more cock pics, preferably sat on the toilet and alongside a sky remote ? Maybe a few ranty status updates too? "

And don't forget a very messy bedroom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You need to write a status update about your balls needing emptying. That one always gets good results.

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By *rightonCheeky OP Man
over a year ago

Brighton

"Just delete everything and put"just ask"

Blimey another amazing idea, you lot are the best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You need to write a status update about your balls needing emptying. That one always gets good results. "

Ask the dirty sluts to help!

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By *rightonCheeky OP Man
over a year ago

Brighton

"You need to write a status update about your balls needing emptying. That one always gets good results. "

I can't believe I've been missing out on all these pearls of wisdom.....

damn

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By *rightonCheeky OP Man
over a year ago

Brighton

"You need to write a status update about your balls needing emptying. That one always gets good results.

Ask the dirty sluts to help!"

I'm getting it now .... "dirty slut needed to empty my balls into, any hole " shit I've really been fucking this up

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By *rightonCheeky OP Man
over a year ago

Brighton

"Maybe I should put up some more cock pics, preferably sat on the toilet and alongside a sky remote ? Maybe a few ranty status updates too?

And don't forget a very messy bedroom

I'm messing it up as we speak .... it's an epiphany

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe I should put up some more cock pics, preferably sat on the toilet and alongside a sky remote ? Maybe a few ranty status updates too?

And don't forget a very messy bedroom

I'm messing it up as we speak .... it's an epiphany

You will never get pestered by the waman and couples again and you can get on with complaining lol

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By *rightonCheeky OP Man
over a year ago

Brighton

You will never get pestered by the waman and couples again and you can get on with complaining lol

What is pestered ? I'll look it up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd say you also need to lose your sense of humour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe I should put up some more cock pics, preferably sat on the toilet and alongside a sky remote ? Maybe a few ranty status updates too? "

Now you are getting there. Don't forget to make sure the toilet isn't clean. Make sure you can't accommodate so everyone thinks your cheating. If you haven't got a sky remote then a lynx can should do.

Don't forget to send plenty of "fancy a shag (now)" messages. Aim specifically for those for whom you are outside their age range....preferably those not looking for single guys....always a dead cert!

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By *rightonCheeky OP Man
over a year ago

Brighton

"I'd say you also need to lose your sense of humour

That was last seen down the back of the sofa, 2003 I think it was

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You will never get pestered by the waman and couples again and you can get on with complaining lol

What is pestered ? I'll look it up

Excuse the northern slang it means they won't bother you again.... Oh and try perving on their profile every ten minutes for a week that works fantastically

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By *rightonCheeky OP Man
over a year ago

Brighton

Aww mate you are priceless, how could I miss all this, you should write a book !! I'm just off to rough up my bathroom, make it loom more "shitted in"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another thing I've noticed as of today. It may also not be known to the women on here as its a different scenario. I went to message a woman after seeing her wonderful boobs on the hotlist. To my horror i had a message come up telling me i'd already messaged this person previously. I managed to resist the temptation but maybe you could try that? Will surely result in no more friends, no more meets and instant hatred from all around you... just as you desire

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By *rightonCheeky OP Man
over a year ago

Brighton

"I went to message a woman after seeing her wonderful boobs on the hotlist."

EUREKA ..... that's it boys, MESSAGE TITS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You really do need help.

I suggest that you hide all photos. Girls only ever want to see multiple cock shots.

As interests, you need to subscribe to Gangbang, dogging, Fisting and hard sportshoulder, after all, what girl can resist the thought of being shat upon or fucked by a guy with no apparent standards.

I'm guessing that you currently play safe? , so post some creampie pics with you bareback with multiple ladies. What girl wouldn't want to risk her life with a guy with zero standards.

Get a grip and lower your bar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good point.. that does make it look as if i just messaged a set of tits

I did read the profile and look at all the other pictures of said wonderful boobs too i must add

but yes (cough) ...don't look at all the pics or read the profile. Dive straight in and ask if you can splurdge all over them

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By *rightonCheeky OP Man
over a year ago

Brighton

"You really do need help.

I suggest that you hide all photos. Girls only ever want to see multiple cock shots.

As interests, you need to subscribe to Gangbang, dogging, Fisting and hard sportshoulder, after all, what girl can resist the thought of being shat upon or fucked by a guy with no apparent standards.

I'm guessing that you currently play safe? , so post some creampie pics with you bareback with multiple ladies. What girl wouldn't want to risk her life with a guy with zero standards.

Get a grip and lower your bar

Blimey the advice on this thread is priceless, none of this entered my head. I really have been fucking it up left right and centre.....

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By *rightonCheeky OP Man
over a year ago

Brighton

"Good point.. that does make it look as if i just messaged a set of tits

I did read the profile and look at all the other pictures of said wonderful boobs too i must add

but yes (cough) ...don't look at all the pics or read the profile. Dive straight in and ask if you can splurdge all over them

Nah I just did what a journalist would, cherry picked your words ..... it's bad I know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You could also try targeting only women that say they hate men from Brighton.. surely worth a go?

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By *op gooserMan
over a year ago

chester

"Nowt wrong with you, I'd reckon.

But you're probably just on the wrong shite if you're looking for a 'shag'.

Enjoy

Blimey I'm even more worried now all my meets have been with stunning ladies and couples? What is wrong with me? Should I be looking to shag anything with a pulse?

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It's all relative I mean you say stunning I have had a glance and I would beg to differ with some. You could be an attractive guy on this site but with high standards and struggle because there is so competition for the very attractive ladies/ couples. Doesn't mean they are all making schoolboy errors.

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By *ewrocksWoman
over a year ago

button moon

need to send a copy and paste fantasy senario to everyone withing 50 miles, with a dic pic attached. you'll have them swooning.

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By *eneral HysteriaMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Maybe I should put up some more cock pics, preferably sat on the toilet and alongside a sky remote ? Maybe a few ranty status updates too?

And don't forget a very messy bedroom

I'm messing it up as we speak .... it's an epiphany

You're getting the hang of this but don't get ahead of yourself.

Try a little misspelling and have some cerebral contact from the grammar Nazis. Any contact will do, right?

Try epifanny - you can have that one for free.

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By *r-1984Man
over a year ago

South west

Ok I'm really worried, only been back a few weeks and already got meets and made friends and I didn't send anyone a dick pic, I even go to clubs, what did I do wrong? To top it off I and a ging and have a beard....please advise

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By *rgoodnbadMan
over a year ago

greenock

Belter of a thread, OP

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By *issVeryWoman
over a year ago

streatham

You should try offering money for outcalls- or incalls, be flexible.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's ALL about text-speak messages

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By *r-1984Man
over a year ago

South west

Ahhh, so sounds like I have no idea how to speak and cannot hold a conversation, learning alot

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