FabSwingers.com forum: Why is it so difficult?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Seriously, I'm good looking, can accom this weekend and great cock!

What more is needed?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A personality would be a good start.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A personality would be a good start."

I've got a fantastic one of those too!

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By *uckandbunnyCouple
over a year ago

In your bed

"Seriously, I'm good looking, can accom this weekend and great cock!

What more is needed?"

Lol.

Get your tin hat at the ready.

Ps what does it mean you have a great cock? Does it cum in strawberry flavour or just cum flavour like every other cock.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Seriously, I'm good looking, can accom this weekend and great cock!

What more is needed?

Lol.

Get your tin hat at the ready.

Ps what does it mean you have a great cock? Does it cum in strawberry flavour or just cum flavour like every other cock.

Tin hat is ready!!

You will have to find out for yourself about what my cum tastes like! Xx

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By *uckandbunnyCouple
over a year ago

In your bed

"Seriously, I'm good looking, can accom this weekend and great cock!

What more is needed?

Lol.

Get your tin hat at the ready.

Ps what does it mean you have a great cock? Does it cum in strawberry flavour or just cum flavour like every other cock.

Tin hat is ready!!

You will have to find out for yourself about what my cum tastes like! Xx"

So just bog standard.

Nah does not appeal.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Seriously, I'm good looking, can accom this weekend and great cock!

What more is needed?

Lol.

Get your tin hat at the ready.

Ps what does it mean you have a great cock? Does it cum in strawberry flavour or just cum flavour like every other cock.

Tin hat is ready!!

You will have to find out for yourself about what my cum tastes like! Xx

So just bog standard.

Nah does not appeal. "

Fair enough.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seriously, I'm good looking, can accom this weekend and great cock!

What more is needed?"

I'm afraid we wouldn't take a profile like yours seriously. It's practically all cock! If you have any other decent attributes as you claim, it's not reflected in your profile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A personality would be a good start."

Haha you beat me to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once glance and it's a no from me. Maybe you should actually write a profile ?

Your pics are mainly of acts with other women which is a turn off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seriously, I'm good looking, can accom this weekend and great cock!

What more is needed?"

Tickets,so that everyone is guaranteed to meet you and won't be left out in the rush.

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By *he girl with dreadlocksWoman
over a year ago

need to know basis in Wolverhampton

"Seriously, I'm good looking, can accom this weekend and great cock!

What more is needed?"

More than you can offer by this statement and that profile.

But good luck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I agree. Totally puzzling why a man can wave his cock around on a sex site, and women don't form an orderly queue. Very frustrating I imagine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seriously, I'm good looking, can accom this weekend and great cock!

What more is needed?"

Absolutely nothing else is needed. Women on here are just too picky it seems

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But, can you fuck?

And, are you the kind of man I want to fuck?

Do you make a nice cup of tea?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seriously, I'm good looking, can accom this weekend and great cock!

What more is needed?

Absolutely nothing else is needed. Women on here are just too picky it seems

I never waiver on the tea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's difficult for you to understand

It isn't difficult for me

Aww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But, can you fuck?

And, are you the kind of man I want to fuck?

Do you make a nice cup of tea?"

Since i was weaned on the stuff i make an awesome cup of tea.

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By *ick RapidMan
over a year ago

coventry

I make a banging cup of tea if you know what I mean

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By *aznpaulCouple
over a year ago

yiewsley

"Seriously, I'm good looking, can accom this weekend and great cock!

What more is needed?"
a bit of character??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I make a banging cup of tea if you know what I mean "

Do you provide biscuits too?

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"A personality would be a good start."

Ooo you are naughty

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By *oluptuousWetOneWoman
over a year ago

Wokingham / Reading

"Seriously, I'm good looking, can accom this weekend and great cock!

What more is needed?"

Did your mother tell you that you were good looking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seriously, I'm good looking, can accom this weekend and great cock!

What more is needed?

I'm afraid we wouldn't take a profile like yours seriously. It's practically all cock! If you have any other decent attributes as you claim, it's not reflected in your profile. "

Yeah I would just delete based on what I can see. Not appealing at all.

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By *ung DomMan
over a year ago

Dudley

A 10 word profile will hardly impress will it.

At least with mine Fabbers can make in informed decision before saying No thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seriously, I'm good looking, can accom this weekend and great cock!

What more is needed?"

Maybe your 1 line of profile text just isn't quite enough for some folk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A decent profile helps. Or maybe offer a selection of cake and a decent cuppa.

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By *ick RapidMan
over a year ago

coventry

"I make a banging cup of tea if you know what I mean

Do you provide biscuits too?"

Hobnobs obviously

Knock ur sox off

Get your feet right up

Nooo higher

Dip and nibble dip and nibble

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Seriously, I'm good looking, can accom this weekend and great cock!

What more is needed?

Absolutely nothing else is needed. Women on here are just too picky it seems

I never waiver on the tea. "

The tea is amazing!!

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"I agree. Totally puzzling why a man can wave his cock around on a sex site, and women don't form an orderly queue. Very frustrating I imagine

Must all be lesbians if they're not throwing themselves at him

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By *ilk_TreMan
over a year ago

Wherever the party is!

"Seriously, I'm good looking, can accom this weekend and great cock!

What more is needed?"

When people say the minority spoil it for the good ones, I think the opposite is true!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could possibly be swayed by a nice cup of tea.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I could possibly be swayed by a nice cup of tea."

Get your self over then!! How do you take it? ( the tea, I mean!!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try writing a profile that might help, if you have difficulty with literary then phone a friend to help you. XXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought i was straight till I seen his profile and pictures, now im all jealous of that pillow he was Fucking in the picture .

If only his cock was bigger he'd be a keeper I think .

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Try writing a profile that might help, if you have difficulty with literary then phone a friend to help you. XXX"

Coming from the hidden profile!!

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"Seriously, I'm good looking, can accom this weekend and great cock!

What more is needed?"

I think you may be cock obsessed

Most women are interested in the man not simply his cock.

You might want to search for profile advice...

Nita

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Try writing a profile that might help, if you have difficulty with literary then phone a friend to help you. XXX

Coming from the hidden profile!!"

what's the fact that her profile us hidden got to do with it? does it make her unqualified to comment when in fact she could be the OPs target audience? do you have to be visible to merit an opinion?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This one time I got really d*unk in a caravan park on the coast somewhere and ate some bad guacamole. Few more pints later and I could feel my stomach grumbling. Headed back to our caravan with every intention of getting into bed but didn't make it 50 yards down the path and my stomach was about to unleash the demonic flood from hell. I had to stop every 25 steps with a major cramp, that 20 minute walk back to the caravan I was staying in felt like 20 hours. Every step I'd make a gamble on if a fart had popped out or if I'd shit myself. Long story short, that walk back to the caravan was more appealing than your profile text mate.

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains

"This one time I got really d*unk in a caravan park on the coast somewhere and ate some bad guacamole. Few more pints later and I could feel my stomach grumbling. Headed back to our caravan with every intention of getting into bed but didn't make it 50 yards down the path and my stomach was about to unleash the demonic flood from hell. I had to stop every 25 steps with a major cramp, that 20 minute walk back to the caravan I was staying in felt like 20 hours. Every step I'd make a gamble on if a fart had popped out or if I'd shit myself. Long story short, that walk back to the caravan was more appealing than your profile text mate."

this made my day

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By *nequeenslutWoman
over a year ago

rugeley

"Seriously, I'm good looking, can accom this weekend and great cock!

What more is needed?"

if you could manage to get your IQ in to double figures that might help

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By *ndigo40Woman
over a year ago

secret town

I wouldnt meet you

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By *appyplastererMan
over a year ago

birmingham

One word. Charisma

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seriously, I'm good looking, can accom this weekend and great cock!

What more is needed?"

A complete change in attitude might be a good start?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seriously, I'm good looking, can accom this weekend and great cock!

What more is needed?"

Nothing , if we were free and you were a bit closer , we would happily meet you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Seriously, I'm good looking, can accom this weekend and great cock!

What more is needed?

Nothing , if we were free and you were a bit closer , we would happily meet you

Thanks

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

What else is required is a profile and decent pics. plus the personality mentioned above

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look at your pictures pal do you have a body never mind face ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Try writing a profile that might help, if you have difficulty with literary then phone a friend to help you. XXX

Coming from the hidden profile!!"

Who cares? You're deluded about your own and asking what more is needed. You've had plenty of advice but chosen to ignore it. Carry on then.

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