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By *ltraviolet OP   Woman
over a year ago

In amongst the Unicorns & fairy dust

Hello fellow forumites ,,,, I have been spring cleaning this morning and come across some old vibrators and other toys that are either broken or useless - how do I dispose of them ?

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By *evilishCouple69Couple
over a year ago

Glasgow

At the recycling part of the council waste centre or one of the small electrical recycle bins you get outside large supermarkets. If you're shy just wrap them in a plastic bag.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lovehoney used to do a service where if you posted them to them they'd recycle them. Not sure if they still do it.

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

Sneak out early on bin day & put them on a few neighbours bins, far more fun

S

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sneak out early on bin day & put them on a few neighbours bins, far more fun

S"

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

Don't put them all into a black bag then rip the bag open while uploading the car at the counsel tip sending the contents everywhere . (True story) hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sell them to some dirty pervs on here. Ull probleys get more money back from it broken, and used. then spent on it in the first place. Better yet you can buy a new one, with the broken ones money. And have a bit left on the side for some lube

#winning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lovehoney used to do a service where if you posted them to them they'd recycle them. Not sure if they still do it. "

They don't recycle them! They collect them, and sell them to pervs worldwide. The money from the knickers keeps the business going. And the proseeds look after them selfs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sneak out early on bin day & put them on a few neighbours bins, far more fun

S"

Yeah. might as wrap it In a dirty tampon while your at it. And add to the shock factor.

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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge

Throw them over the neigbbours fence!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just put them in the bin,not difficult

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just put them in the bin,not difficult "

Pretty sure your breaking a few health n safety regs there fella. Actually should be alight if you take the battery's out

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By *ehind blue eyes38Man
over a year ago

Hunstanton


"Throw them over the neigbbours fence! "

Then the dog comes in with it

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By *ehind blue eyes38Man
over a year ago

Hunstanton


"Sneak out early on bin day & put them on a few neighbours bins, far more fun

S

Yeah. might as wrap it In a dirty tampon while your at it. And add to the shock factor. "

WTF! That's just vile!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just put them in the bin,not difficult

Pretty sure your breaking a few health n safety regs there fella. Actually should be alight if you take the battery's out"

Batteries were mentioned,vibrators were.

And I'm sure we have all binned something from time to time that perhaps we shouldn't have.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just put them in the bin,not difficult

Pretty sure your breaking a few health n safety regs there fella. Actually should be alight if you take the battery's out"

Breaking health and safety regs by putting a vibrator in the bin? The same bins which take dirty nappies and sanitary products?

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By *oluptuousWetOneWoman
over a year ago

Wokingham / Reading

Small electrical appliances container at the recycle centre best.

Take in a box can throw in without anyone realising what they are.

The empty boxes go in my recycle box, I'm sure the garbage men have seen worse and they're always very helpful.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Give the dildos to your local garden allotment society to use as seed and plant dibbers

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By *ph1977Man
over a year ago

Lincoln

WEEE waste regulations rather than H+S, aim being to try and get electrical / electronic manufacturers and retailers to take responsibility for recycling / reclaiming metals etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Used to work at a tip, we used to look out for boxes sealed with miles of Sellotape, a sure sign of porn. We used to copy DVD's to digital and then watch it on nights.

We eventually had over 1500 hours of it to watch.

Vibrators are unlikely to upset the binmen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"WEEE waste regulations rather than H+S, aim being to try and get electrical / electronic manufacturers and retailers to take responsibility for recycling / reclaiming metals etc "

Ah that makes sense

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sneak out early on bin day & put them on a few neighbours bins, far more fun

S

Yeah. might as wrap it In a dirty tampon while your at it. And add to the shock factor.

WTF! That's just vile! "

Yeah, as intended. It's the shock factor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just put them in the bin,not difficult

Pretty sure your breaking a few health n safety regs there fella. Actually should be alight if you take the battery's out

Batteries were mentioned,vibrators were.

And I'm sure we have all binned something from time to time that perhaps we shouldn't have."

All the time. More like, I mix and match everything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just put them in the bin,not difficult

Pretty sure your breaking a few health n safety regs there fella. Actually should be alight if you take the battery's out

Breaking health and safety regs by putting a vibrator in the bin? The same bins which take dirty nappies and sanitary products? "

Yeahh. You can't dispose of battery acid/fluid in a regular disposal. Plus it could expload

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly


"Sneak out early on bin day & put them on a few neighbours bins, far more fun

S"

I did this with the box for my fucking machine

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"Hello fellow forumites ,,,, I have been spring cleaning this morning and come across some old vibrators and other toys that are either broken or useless - how do I dispose of them ?

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It wasn't you that dropped the huge black dildo on Raiselands Croft this week was it lol?

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By *amrod400Man
over a year ago

belfast

Take them too charity shop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just put them in the bin,not difficult

Pretty sure your breaking a few health n safety regs there fella. Actually should be alight if you take the battery's out

Breaking health and safety regs by putting a vibrator in the bin? The same bins which take dirty nappies and sanitary products?

Yeahh. You can't dispose of battery acid/fluid in a regular disposal. Plus it could expload"

I didn't mean the batteries, I take them to the battery recycling box at the supermarket

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"Hello fellow forumites ,,,, I have been spring cleaning this morning and come across some old vibrators and other toys that are either broken or useless - how do I dispose of them ?

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Why don't you make a robot and go on robot wars on tv

I'd love to see a robot whacking another one with a big pink vibrator and trying to shove a butt plug into it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cut them up and put in recycling bag no big deal

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By *ltraviolet OP   Woman
over a year ago

In amongst the Unicorns & fairy dust

Thank you all for your suggestions I've had a laugh at most of them - I have a result - there were no batteries to recycle ( did that a while ago ) I have been releasing frustration by dismantling them and cutting the soft stuff up into pieces then breaking the remainder with a heavy implement

And I feel great now

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

Good for you haha . Of all the ways to release tension with a vibrator , smashing it with a hammer isn't one I'd have thought of .

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

Donate them to your local charity shop .....youll get gift aid too .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wrap it up and send it to somebody you don't like .

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By *ltraviolet OP   Woman
over a year ago

In amongst the Unicorns & fairy dust


"Wrap it up and send it to somebody you don't like . "
haha. - truth - I actually did that in my teens ! ( he brought it as a present for me - the trouble was it wasn't wrapped in the first place , obviously been used yewwwww) I posted it back to his parents address where he was living

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would go for a bit of a wander into the countryside.....find some rabbit holes and put them in there....give a shock to the next people who go ferreting!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Collect a few and make an abstract art piece out of them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you have twats as neighbours like us ,fling it into their bin or garden

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By *NaughtyCouple
over a year ago

St Albans


"Collect a few and make an abstract art piece out of them. "

Even better go to an art display and leave next to or in a piece of abstract art

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By *illyjohnyCouple
over a year ago

brighton

Make them into bonnet ornaments

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just hide it in among your usual household waste.

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By *sh6866Man
over a year ago

halifax

i used to repair them for the girls at work..

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By *roonyversityMan
over a year ago

yorkshire

That's made me laugh

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By *ilvercharmCouple
over a year ago

Our gate


"Sneak out early on bin day & put them on a few neighbours bins, far more fun

S"

One of our neighbours is in her 80's, the other side has 5 kids so probs no need

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By *ilvercharmCouple
over a year ago

Our gate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make a "rabbit" stew?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello fellow forumites ,,,, I have been spring cleaning this morning and come across some old vibrators and other toys that are either broken or useless - how do I dispose of them ?

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Can I suggest burying them on beaches you know are popular with metal detector enthusiasts?

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By *rattyPrincessWoman
over a year ago

hemel hempstead

Clean them and then Take them into any annsummers store for weee recycling. Remove all batteries but these can also be given in for weee recycling. Every store has special bags to send toys and batteries back in. They then get sent to head office along with old demos etc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Post it through my horrible neighbours letterbox

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By *entleman55Man
over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r


"Post it through my horrible neighbours letterbox "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if guys will buy womens knickers for obscene amounts of money....IMAGINE how much theyd pay for a vibrator..broken or not! lol- the very idea to them that its been inside your pussy, probably will cause immediate cock splat

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By *ltraviolet OP   Woman
over a year ago

In amongst the Unicorns & fairy dust


"if guys will buy womens knickers for obscene amounts of money....IMAGINE how much theyd pay for a vibrator..broken or not! lol- the very idea to them that its been inside your pussy, probably will cause immediate cock splat "

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

Paint little faces on then, make them all little out fits and plant them round your garden. A great and inexpensive alternative to the traditional garden gnome.

Plus if you have any gyrating ones (like some of the rampant rabbit models) you could make it look like it's doing a little dance and set it music. That would make an intresting centre piece display and keep kids amused for hours.

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By *inzi LTV/TS
over a year ago

The Garden of Eden in Beautiful North Wales

Send them to Hatchet Harry....

Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Barrels!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I moved house last year and the previous occupant left a few bits of furniture one being a bedside cabinet. The top draw had various vibrators,dildos,cock rings,dvd,s etc. So I phoned the estate agent and told them what I'd found and asked them if they could contact previous owners to see if they wanted them back, surprisingly I never did get a call to say they wanted them back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it's a petrol one drain the tank first.....

If it's electronic it's to be disposed of under WEEE regulations not wee mind x

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling


"Hello fellow forumites ,,,, I have been spring cleaning this morning and come across some old vibrators and other toys that are either broken or useless - how do I dispose of them ?

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I'll send you a SAE to Post my way

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By *heaspieswingerMan
over a year ago

Peak District


"Lovehoney used to do a service where if you posted them to them they'd recycle them. Not sure if they still do it. "

They'll still do this, but you don't get Oh! points anymore for it

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By *.nottsbloke..Man
over a year ago

the vale


"Hello fellow forumites ,,,, I have been spring cleaning this morning and come across some old vibrators and other toys that are either broken or useless - how do I dispose of them ?

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Sell em on ebay I'm sure someone would buy sex toys that are used even broken

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By *even inchesMan
over a year ago

nottingham

Slip them in someone's Handbag at the airport before going through security

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do what a previous tenant at a property I lived in did and bury themin the garden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take them to the nearest police station. Tell them you have found them abandoned on your front lawn. Act disgusted, make a scene, line them up on the counter and storm off indignant.

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By *ofakindCouple
over a year ago

Running with Monkeys


"I moved house last year and the previous occupant left a few bits of furniture one being a bedside cabinet. The top draw had various vibrators,dildos,cock rings,dvd,s etc. So I phoned the estate agent and told them what I'd found and asked them if they could contact previous owners to see if they wanted them back, surprisingly I never did get a call to say they wanted them back.

"

I've been in pubs between managers and found all sorts of stuff, a drawer full of undies and toys was a bit of a giggle

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Sneak out early on bin day & put them on a few neighbours bins, far more fun

S

Yeah. might as wrap it In a dirty tampon while your at it. And add to the shock factor.

WTF! That's just vile!

Yeah, as intended. It's the shock factor "

Noted

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By *ndy49Man
over a year ago

leeds

Just put them in the black bin,I'm at the landfill everyday and if I could have a pound for every dildo I see I'd be a rich man.

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By *ndy49Man
over a year ago

leeds

Just put them in the black bin,I'm at the landfill everyday and if I could have a pound for every dildo I see I'd be a rich man.

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By *riendly FiresCouple
over a year ago

Beverley

Screwed to the back of a door they make excellent coat hooks.

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By *ubSirVient-DefinitionCouple
over a year ago

dukinfield

Box them up and send them to:

10 Downing St,

London

SW1A 2AA

Might as well put em with all the other tools that have been fucking us in the ass for years too.

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By *arren e treggidenMan
over a year ago

pembroke dock wales


"Hello fellow forumites ,,,, I have been spring cleaning this morning and come across some old vibrators and other toys that are either broken or useless - how do I dispose of them ?

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Als services will dispose of them discreetly can't pm you address as your filters are on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lovehoney used to do a service where if you posted them to them they'd recycle them. Not sure if they still do it. "

The market for second-hand sex toys became flooded!

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

Did you send them to Jeremy Clarkson? They seem to use a few on the Grand Tour

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By *hic EventsWoman
over a year ago

Cambridge

Bin them!

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Lovehoney used to do a service where if you posted them to them they'd recycle them. Not sure if they still do it. "

It was one the documentary about Lovehoney. It showed them at the actual recycling factory being crushed and sorted.

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By *inkySlinkyCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

There is a forum thread today called old vibrator where someone is offering to pay postage for them.

Sally

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By *blasiansCouple
over a year ago

Wakefield

Which we'd have seen this thread last week.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Give the dildos to your local garden allotment society to use as seed and plant dibbers "

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By *riendly FiresCouple
over a year ago

Beverley

Partly covered with your right sleeve, offer it up as a claw to shake hands with when unwanted religion sellers, salesmen and politicians come knocking. They'll soon go running especially if its still wet or needs a good wash from recent use.

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By *etermillroadMan
over a year ago

brighton

Would eBay would be considered 'inapproriate'?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just got rid of loads of mine as im moving and just put them in the bin. I didnt put them in recycling as they empty that and sort it in front of your house and didnt fancy them doing that with a rampant rabbit and glass butt plug

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sneak out early on bin day & put them on a few neighbours bins, far more fun

S"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Up the neighbours car exhausts

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By *irceWoman
over a year ago

Gloucester

Super glue it to your bosses car bonnet, hood ornament

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask blue peter , they must have some good ideas, might even get a badge lol

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By *evensnipeMan
over a year ago

Dinbych

Auction it on Ebay or Fetlife!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wrap them in tinfoil along with a few screws any bury them in the beach around 3 inches down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wrap them in tinfoil along with a few screws any bury them in the beach around 3 inches down "

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By *andy_tomMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Put them over the fence in your next door neighbours garden.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sell them to some dirty pervs on here. Ull probleys get more money back from it broken, and used. then spent on it in the first place. Better yet you can buy a new one, with the broken ones money. And have a bit left on the side for some lube

#winning"

Lol love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sneak out early on bin day & put them on a few neighbours bins, far more fun

S"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sneak out early on bin day & put them on a few neighbours bins, far more fun

S

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Our next doors are Jehovah Witnesses and don't like our life style; so 3 months ago clearing our our collecting of toys their bin was perfect for getting rid of these toys... Since then get cold stares..wonder why

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

e bay them , probaly make a good few quid lol

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By *arehamMan
over a year ago

handforth

What's the problem just chuck it in the dustbin.

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By *ltraviolet OP   Woman
over a year ago

In amongst the Unicorns & fairy dust


"Wrap them in tinfoil along with a few screws any bury them in the beach around 3 inches down "
that's got to be the most fun idea yet

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