FabSwingers.com forum: lack of luck on fab

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yes I know on the forum is lot's of this kind of questions but...

If anyone could ask for it, why I couldn't?

So if you can have look at my profile and tell me what's wrong with me or my profile.

I think I'm honest on my profile and I'm open minded, maybe this is wrong way?

Thank you, have nice day

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Naff legal warning. It just makes people hoot with laughter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Naff legal warning. It just makes people hoot with laughter.

Haha. Even mentioning gets a laugh too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You might want to lose the opening line asking what is wrong with people on here...am sure its borne from frustration but could make a reader go

and move on

Good luck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take out the whinge within the ### for a start...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You might want to lose the opening line asking what is wrong with people on here...am sure its borne from frustration but could make a reader go

and move on

Good luck"

Done lol

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

If you're not looking for a relationship, don't put anything. Negatives are a bit of a turn off.

The usage of 'lol' is also cringey.

The whole profile could do with a bit of a rewrite - it doesn't read well. It should be ' What am I looking for?'. Just read through it and correct the errors.

And get rid of that warning - it's naff.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i'd honestly say the lactation dream is probably putting many off.

i know you offer many other appealing things but a lot of people still see lactation fun and something weird and so might class you as weird by default.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Naff legal warning. It just makes people hoot with laughter.

Haha. Even mentioning gets a laugh too.

Believe me, the profiles with that on are the very last ones I'd want to copy.

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By *ilary and DonaldCouple
over a year ago

chingford

If you want people to believe you are a masseur perhaps you should spell it correctly.

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By *inkySlinkyCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Your profile now says nothing except you are normal.

Sally

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Your profile now says nothing except you are normal.

Sally"

It's a good blank canvas now to write things.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Yeah, I think you went too far the other way, OP

Have a look at other single male profiles (go into stealth if you don't want them to know) and get some ideas. Don't copy them though-make yourself unique.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes I know on the forum is lot's of this kind of questions but...

If anyone could ask for it, why I couldn't?

So if you can have look at my profile and tell me what's wrong with me or my profile.

I think I'm honest on my profile and I'm open minded, maybe this is wrong way?

Thank you, have nice day "

You could try writing a pleasant, attractive and informative profile? You know, the sort of thing that gives people an insight into your personality and interests?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Naff legal warning. It just makes people hoot with laughter.

Haha. Even mentioning gets a laugh too.

Believe me, the profiles with that on are the very last ones I'd want to copy.

'What happens on the internet, stays on the internet '. It's learning to write a profile 101.

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By *LUKCouple
over a year ago

Loughborough

The title to this thread speaks volumes about your mindset, it has nothing to do with luck.

The guys who get regular meets don't do so out of sheer luck.

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

Too many big words on profile

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Looks like he took it all out and there's nothing left

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes I know on the forum is lot's of this kind of questions but...

If anyone could ask for it, why I couldn't?

So if you can have look at my profile and tell me what's wrong with me or my profile.

I think I'm honest on my profile and I'm open minded, maybe this is wrong way?

Thank you, have nice day

You could try writing a pleasant, attractive and informative profile? You know, the sort of thing that gives people an insight into your personality and interests?"

Radical

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You need to stand out from the crowd with your username.We're all Spartacus round here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pics aren't bad, torso pics seem to be the most well received of body shots on here.

I gather you've got rid of the legal bullshit and extreme stuff which is good; as a previous poster says, you now have a blank canvas to write on. Well almost, get rid of the rest too as it just says you're a normal bloke basically. Most ladies would probably interpret that as boring.

Then start from scratch, with the bits that most people need to know about you. Sell your most obvious plus points such as the fact you're open, honest, courteous, can accomodate etc.

Then the part most people fall down on. Use your imagination, but seductively, ie; think more about the fact you want whoever reads your profile to be mildly turned on, rather than what you yourself find appealing. Give a little bit of detail to lead the reader's mind, then leave them to imagine the rest for themselves.

Good luck!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're complaining of a lack of luck, and from what I can gather from taking a quick glance at your profile, it would seem that following from some of the comments and suggestions posted so far, you have managed to whittle your profile down to, well, nothing!

As you seem to be aware of others asking for advice, I would ask if you've actually read any of the countless threads started by others on the subject of profile advice or lack of success.

This would certainly be a good place to start as some very useful advice has been given by many forumites, and many of us begin to grow tired of repeating similar advice over and over again, particularly when those asking for it often appear to completely ignore it, only to start up a similar thread sometime later asking exactly the same question.

Unfortunately, your profile is not something you can simply knock up in five minutes, nor is it something that other forumites can write for you. After all, we don't know you, and even if we did, it still wouldn't be 'your' profile.

Put some effort into it and really think about what message you're looking to get across to potential meets.

What are you looking for?

What have you got to offer

Why should someone pick you over the thousands of other single men on fab?

Effort in = rewards out

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I didn't see your profile before but looking at it now it's pretty empty. Although you have only 2 pics, they're ok.

You need to tell us about yourself, give us a hint of what you can bring to the bedroom.

If I lived closer I would probably message you on seeing that you are tall and can accommodate!

Good luck

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By *revaunanceCouple
over a year ago

Exeter

We have many talents, but we simply can't provide advice on a hidden profile

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I didn't see your profile before but looking at it now it's pretty empty. Although you have only 2 pics, they're ok.

You need to tell us about yourself, give us a hint of what you can bring to the bedroom.

If I lived closer I would probably message you on seeing that you are tall and can accommodate!

Good luck

Thank you

Btw profile update (if you can have look)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Know im jumping on the wagon here but having the same problems, any tips appreciated x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You make your own luck in this game, people moaning about bad luck = losers

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