FabSwingers.com forum: Desperate male

By *eyMrJack OP Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Need help with my profile, life, general tasks and walking (which foot do I put forward first?) have tried crying in train stations but people just laugh

Just wanna put my willy somewhere warm and friendly, have tried heating up a tin of tuna but it's an inch too shallow.

Will take anything at all, a stroke on the knee from a gloved hand or you can blow on me threw a letter box?

First reply gets to come round and play with me and my best friend (My megazord I got from my mum in 1995)

Merry Christmas you filthy animals!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Doesn't matter which foot you use first for the walking thing, if you use both its jumping, if just the one it's hopping. No need to thank me.

You're on your own with the rest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your profile is good

Pictures are good

If you were close

I definitely would

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By *eyMrJack OP Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"Your profile is good

Pictures are good

If you were close

I definitely would

I'm already sprinting for the coast in my Y fronts! I'll be there soon if the sharks don't get me! Wait for me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your profile is good

Pictures are good

If you were close

I definitely would

I'm already sprinting for the coast in my Y fronts! I'll be there soon if the sharks don't get me! Wait for me?

Ha ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP i love you!!!!!

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By *itsAndTaffCouple
over a year ago

Grays, Essex

Personally I'd change your pics with the exception of two the prominent figure is female which you don't appear to be

Then there's the one that looks like it might be arty but looks like it's just been taken by accident as I've no idea what I'm meant to be seeing in it

& I know I'm in the minority butbj like to see a cock pic as I like to see what I'm being offered

Other than that your profile looks good to me but those pics would be an automatic delete & move onto the next message from us

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

You're better than most, OP, and you can clearly string a sentence together

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try an apple pie.....better than tuna

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

"Try an apple pie.....better than tuna

A gent on here the other day claimed an hollowed out cucumber was the way to go

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By *eyMrJack OP Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"Your profile is good

Pictures are good

If you were close

I definitely would

I'm already sprinting for the coast in my Y fronts! I'll be there soon if the sharks don't get me! Wait for me?

Ha ha ha

Turns out the sea is scary at night and my arm bands are already chaffing! I'm gonna go propose to Ethel.

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By *eyMrJack OP Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"Personally I'd change your pics with the exception of two the prominent figure is female which you don't appear to be

Then there's the one that looks like it might be arty but looks like it's just been taken by accident as I've no idea what I'm meant to be seeing in it

& I know I'm in the minority butbj like to see a cock pic as I like to see what I'm being offered

Other than that your profile looks good to me but those pics would be an automatic delete & move onto the next message from us "

The arty one is actually a dick pick, if you zoom in really far you might be able to spot it.

be a bit like where's wally!

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By *andi_shopWoman
over a year ago

rotherham

The wordin on your profile is good, like someone has already mentioned I'd prob lose the pics with the rogue female in and put more of yourself on. I'd defo be interested

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

threw or through?

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By *host888Man
over a year ago

York

Mate the profile is cool as fuck

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By *andomfodCouple
over a year ago

walsall

Fair play! Profile is great and humorous, apart from the pics being centered on the female. Your tone on here is great, you don't take yourself seriously and that goes a long way

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By *eal Deal PartiesWoman
over a year ago

Profile looks great.. shame about the distance

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By *eyMrJack OP Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Thank you for the nice comments!

Message understood, LOTS of dick pics it is...

Ha no will add more of my sexy self

Ghost: high five!

Yes it's through and it's killing me

If you're far away you'll just have to give me a really good offer...

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