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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well has happened 3 times now when I shoot it never ends where I want it to (always further or somewhere else!) yea it's caused a few laughs but one day I'm sure it will cause upset

The last couple we were with I was aiming to cum on her face (as my misses wanted) but ended up going past her face and on to the sleeve of a blokes coat who was wanking the other side of the girl I was trying to finish on.

Another time I was doing my own Mrs from behind and pulled out to shoot up her back and ended up miss aiming and yet again it ended up on the other couples blokes leg! He just said oops.

So you see my problem, I can't aim for shit! Wonder what you other men do when it comes to finishing?

Before the comments, im an being serious, yes it did cause a few laughs and a male friend of ours said referring to my cock that it should come with a warning label!

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Issue everyone with safety goggles would be a start

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not being nasty...but do you have a bent cock? Some ladies love this....could count for your bad aim?

Or maybe your tube is off centre?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Issue everyone with safety goggles would be a start "

Ha yea but kind of ruins the moment

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not being nasty...but do you have a bent cock? Some ladies love this....could count for your bad aim?

Or maybe your tube is off centre?"

No it's perfectly straight lol just seems when I think or someone said for example cum on her face it always goes beyond where I want it to

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

Ideal Christmas present

Bundle of lessons on the shooting range

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Not being nasty...but do you have a bent cock? Some ladies love this....could count for your bad aim?

Or maybe your tube is off centre?

No it's perfectly straight lol just seems when I think or someone said for example cum on her face it always goes beyond where I want it to "

So you need to take a step back as you're a shooter rather than a dribbler

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not being nasty...but do you have a bent cock? Some ladies love this....could count for your bad aim?

Or maybe your tube is off centre?

No it's perfectly straight lol just seems when I think or someone said for example cum on her face it always goes beyond where I want it to

So you need to take a step back as you're a shooter rather than a dribbler "

Ha yea no dribbling here. Will give a go

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ideal Christmas present

Bundle of lessons on the shooting range "

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe your cocks eye has a squint.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Maybe your cocks eye has a squint."

Or maybe he needs glasses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have to go to the range and zero it in before you shoot in public

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not being nasty...but do you have a bent cock? Some ladies love this....could count for your bad aim?

Or maybe your tube is off centre?

No it's perfectly straight lol just seems when I think or someone said for example cum on her face it always goes beyond where I want it to "

If it always goes beyond then factor that in when aiming.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

change your name to RadioPlasterer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you miss the toilet bowl when pissing too?

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By *inkyChrissy99TV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

Just stick it in my mouth and everyone is safe then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Should have gone to Specsavers!!

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By *inky VikingMan
over a year ago

Hull

apply contact with the tip on what ever your shooting on. then that way you can't miss. It should become it's own anchor

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By *ikki ShooterTV/TS
over a year ago

Epsom

Print out a target and practice, practice, practice.... Only way to be sure. X

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Get some sights, the screws will straighten up the trajectory.

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By *weetandHungMan
over a year ago

liverpool

Sounds like the england footy team always going over the bar or wide

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well has happened 3 times now when I shoot it never ends where I want it to (always further or somewhere else!) yea it's caused a few laughs but one day I'm sure it will cause upset

The last couple we were with I was aiming to cum on her face (as my misses wanted) but ended up going past her face and on to the sleeve of a blokes coat who was wanking the other side of the girl I was trying to finish on.

Another time I was doing my own Mrs from behind and pulled out to shoot up her back and ended up miss aiming and yet again it ended up on the other couples blokes leg! He just said oops.

So you see my problem, I can't aim for shit! Wonder what you other men do when it comes to finishing?

Before the comments, im an being serious, yes it did cause a few laughs and a male friend of ours said referring to my cock that it should come with a warning label! "

get closer to your intended target

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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff

Give out a bunch of those cheap ponchos like they sometimes do at sports stadiums etc.

Seriously though - I don't really think you can do anything. Cock snot tends to have a mind of its own when it finally gets set free. I've spent over thirty years trying to figure out why sometimes it could hit the ceiling and sometimes it's kinda lazy .

Occupational hazard I think (well, certainly for male porn stars!).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Give out a bunch of those cheap ponchos like they sometimes do at sports stadiums etc.

Seriously though - I don't really think you can do anything. Cock snot tends to have a mind of its own when it finally gets set free. I've spent over thirty years trying to figure out why sometimes it could hit the ceiling and sometimes it's kinda lazy .

Occupational hazard I think (well, certainly for male porn stars!)."

Cock snot?! Bahahahaha! Bloody brilliant!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not just you - me and Mr were having an mmmf at a club and a guy went to cum on my face (around my mouth) and it ended up in my eye

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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff


"Give out a bunch of those cheap ponchos like they sometimes do at sports stadiums etc.

Seriously though - I don't really think you can do anything. Cock snot tends to have a mind of its own when it finally gets set free. I've spent over thirty years trying to figure out why sometimes it could hit the ceiling and sometimes it's kinda lazy .

Occupational hazard I think (well, certainly for male porn stars!).

Cock snot?! Bahahahaha! Bloody brilliant!"

Sadly, I didn't dream up this particularly wonderful term. I read it on here.

I take it you didn't see the all-time greatest Fab thread title from a few years back:

"Cock snot up the fart pipe"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An unsafe load is 6 points on your licence and a £400 fine.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ha ha some brilliant replies, but of course none much help I will make extra effort to try to control and aim, more practice needed, instead of finishing inside the Mrs I will try and target practice instead....

It's all good fun trying, anyone up for target practice

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By *orny billingham bangersCouple
over a year ago

billingham


"Give out a bunch of those cheap ponchos like they sometimes do at sports stadiums etc.

Seriously though - I don't really think you can do anything. Cock snot tends to have a mind of its own when it finally gets set free. I've spent over thirty years trying to figure out why sometimes it could hit the ceiling and sometimes it's kinda lazy .

Occupational hazard I think (well, certainly for male porn stars!)."

Cock snot made me chuckle

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By *artytwoCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Wow, a male squirter.

Are you sure it's not wee?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well has happened 3 times now when I shoot it never ends where I want it to (always further or somewhere else!) yea it's caused a few laughs but one day I'm sure it will cause upset

The last couple we were with I was aiming to cum on her face (as my misses wanted) but ended up going past her face and on to the sleeve of a blokes coat who was wanking the other side of the girl I was trying to finish on.

Another time I was doing my own Mrs from behind and pulled out to shoot up her back and ended up miss aiming and yet again it ended up on the other couples blokes leg! He just said oops.

So you see my problem, I can't aim for shit! Wonder what you other men do when it comes to finishing?

Before the comments, im an being serious, yes it did cause a few laughs and a male friend of ours said referring to my cock that it should come with a warning label! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well has happened 3 times now when I shoot it never ends where I want it to (always further or somewhere else!) yea it's caused a few laughs but one day I'm sure it will cause upset

The last couple we were with I was aiming to cum on her face (as my misses wanted) but ended up going past her face and on to the sleeve of a blokes coat who was wanking the other side of the girl I was trying to finish on.

Another time I was doing my own Mrs from behind and pulled out to shoot up her back and ended up miss aiming and yet again it ended up on the other couples blokes leg! He just said oops.

So you see my problem, I can't aim for shit! Wonder what you other men do when it comes to finishing?

Before the comments, im an being serious, yes it did cause a few laughs and a male friend of ours said referring to my cock that it should come with a warning label! "
doesn't sound like a problem too me as I'd luv it and would luv too join you with one of your woman in a 3 or 4 sum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's not just you - me and Mr were having an mmmf at a club and a guy went to cum on my face (around my mouth) and it ended up in my eye "
ummm sounds lush x

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